Total Drama Island Fancharacters Article: THE SHIT.

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posted by Lolly4me2

The highest point of the night.

DOHOHOHOHOHO~

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Sofie: *tied up in a cage with blind-fold* ... Why is it so dark? It smells like feet in here... where am I?!
Vizcount Druitt: Here in this cage is a prostitute. She has laranja hair, will do whatever you tell her for Pocky, and couldn't hit the blind-side of a barn. Who wants her? ;D
Sofie: EXCUSE ME?
*lights go out*
*punching and smacking and snapping sounds*
Sofie: BLOODY HELL! D: *blindfold comes off* >_< ... 0.0
Sebastian: *wearing glasses* Ello. chá and crumpets and biscuits and camarão on a skillet.
Sofie: ...
Sebastian: ... I'm British, you know.
Sofie: Who are you?
Sebastian: D: My lady... I am your butler.
Sofie: ...
Sebastian: -_- *takes off glasses*
Sofie: SEBASTIAN! THANK GOD. Untie me.
Sebastian: *unties*
Us: *epic face plz*

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Me: *talking to Sierra* Do you think you can get an STD from watching to much yaoi?
Sierra: Well actually--
Minora: What yaoi?
Me: ...
Sierra: D:...
Minora: 8D
Me: ...
Sierra: D:...
Minora: 8D?

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Sofie: *hacking people's heads off with a chainsaw* I. AM. THE. ONLY. OC. WHO. CAN. BE. NAMED. SOOOFFFIIIEEEEEEE! *hack hack hack* I WAS HERE FIRST!! 2008, BITCH!!
Grell: *comes up behind me* WHAT THE FUCK, YOUNG LADY.
Me: *twirls around* D:!
Grell: -__-
Me: D:... *hands over bloody chainsaw*
Grell: *pushes it back to me* I amor your hair. ;D
Me: 8D!

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Eiko: *in therapy* ... And thats how I lost my eye.
Therapist: *throws book at her* PANSY.
Eiko: D: *not epic face plz*

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Lolly4me2: Duncan-superfan... duncanxgwen4evr... you both need to have a threesome with Ryoga. SO SAYS JESUS. ... Me. -.-
Jessi: I get the bottom half! 8D
DS: D<!

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ONE mais THING..
Do you think this is a woman? (see picture below)

Heh.. ._.

Ryoga_Rocks, Duncan-superfan and 1 other like this

Duncan-superfan I knew you typed this Lolly when I saw the title. xD This was funny as hell.. XD

Lolly4me2 *glomps*

Duncan-superfan Aww.. I wanted the bottom half.. Wait.. I get his SEXEH FACE! ..and nips.. xD

Lolly4me2 XDDD Oh my god, Kyra! D: Dirty.

Duncan-superfan Sowwy! >w<

Lolly4me2 Nah, I'm way more dirty. XD QUITE AWLRIGHT, MY DEAR. 0w0

Duncan-superfan Yay! :p Oh and by the way, Grell(?) is preeeeeetyyyy.. |3

Lolly4me2 GRELL. INDEED THAT BE THE NAME. :3 For a man... yes... yes he is. XD

Duncan-superfan Yay! I can remember names! :D I.. can't stop.. staring at his... hair.. God, red heads are epic shiz. *goes on and on about hair* 'w'

Lolly4me2 His hair comes down to like... his ANKLES! D8 Thats almost... 4 feet of... beautiful... red... hair... ;A; *shivers* Grell's a real cutie. 8D

Duncan-superfan Damn! o_o What anime is Grell from anyway?

Lolly4me2 Black Butler. 8D If I haven't talked a crapload about BB already... ;A; It's really good and you should watch it! Ya know.. if you like a blood bath, then emotional stuff, then more blood then cats and grim reapers and (FALSE FANSERVICE) ... stuff... 8D <33 And hot guys. XD But not like THAT matters... ;)

Duncan-superfan I love all that, Lolly. >3

Lolly4me2 Then maybe it's destiny. >3

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total drama the marrion way episode 2 :poor peggy

posted by TDItwin

teri:last time on total drama the marrion way we met our *cough* contestants as they all came abord the HMS death trap we found out how big lulus gut is and marcus "fell"....yea peggy dosent have her sea sickness tablets so im taking over the show today you got a problem with that just tell me then il then you i dont care any way lets get on with TOTAL DRAMA THE MARRION WAY

*theme song plays*
*boys rooms*
jordan: i wonder whats going seguinte door
jackson:yea i herd puking
zeke:maby somes sick eh??
duncan :DUH!!
*teri walks in*
teri:hello boys you may of herd the pucking
tyler:yea but only cuz the girls...

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total drama the marrion way episode 1 "you are now bording the HMS Death trap"

posted by TDItwin

peggy:last season on total drama world we saw chris take some people around the world and kick them out a plane only to have the money urm...well
teri:die
peggy:yea die in a hot vulcão so were taking over now and this is TOTAL DRAMA THE MARRION WAY!!

*theme tune plays*

*on the gang plank*
teri:hiya im teri and this is peggy
peggy:*waves*
teri:were going to be taking 22 unlucky losers around europ on this fine beauty of a ship*points behind her* the HMS Death trap
peggy:lets meet our newbies first up Briony,Marcus and Kirby
briony:were travling on that???
peggy:YUP
kirby:*to briony* im keeping a life...

Just The Way You Are

posted by brittnw15

This is a oneshot (maybe twoshot) about my OCs Marcus and Alayna. All other characters mention were made up strictly for this story.
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Marcus's POV
It was lunch and I was sitting outside with some of my friends when she walked by. Who is she?, you're probably wondering. She is the most amazing girl I've ever met. She's smart, witty, beautiful and her name is Alayna. But she wouldn't even give me a segundo look. Everyday at lunch she would sit por herself and read. She always had her nose in a book, studying. My friends had apparently noticed me staring at...

Brandon is Ugly.

posted by xxXsk8trXxx

Dawn and Lexi were walking in the mall. They just went to Rio (that's a store), and are going to the comida court.
"Hey, Dawn?" Lexi asked.
"Yeah?" Dawn replied.
"That looks like...Brandon..."
"CRAP! He's coming. HIDE!"
They tried to run away, but he came in too late. He leaned on the table, and looked at Dawn.
"Hey, babe."
"BRANDON. I'm your friend, not your babe."
"Jeasus. Don't be so rough. Hows about I get you a slice of pizza?"
Dawn got her stuff, grabbed Lexi's wrist, and swiftly walked from the table.

THE seguinte DAY...

Dawn was arriving at school. It was the last day, and she was very exited. She got...

Onyx's Bio

posted by RavenRox2

Name- Onyx Jessica Bridges

Nicknames- Onie (Lilly), Babe, Honey, Hottie (all her ex-boyfriends)

Gender- Female...isnt it obvious?

Age- 16

Birthday: June 21st, 1994

Stereotype- Emo/Scene chick

Personality- Nice, fun, caring, helpful, surprising, sneaky when she has to be

Treatment to campers when they first arrive- She ignores them like they dont exsist. As long as its someone she knows she's gonna hate then she stays away.

What is she like around friends?- she's very calm and relaxed. she sometimes gets crazy when she eats cake or drinks mountian dew. but thats a secret. Shhhh

What is he like...

Violet: Duncan, why did you just kiss me? Huh?

added by Albino

Source: ME

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kazuda

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gaio, jay

added by agtimm

Source: Me,CN and Teletoon

Travis' Bio

posted by brittnw15

Name: Travis Hunter Carter

Nickname: Travis, Trav, Hunter, He'll answer to pretty much anything.

Age: 17

Height: 5ft 9in

Stereotype: The goofball

Personality: Travis is a very outgoing person. He will talk to ANYONE. It doesn't matter who they are. He is loud and can be very obnoxious. He lacks all common sense. He jokes around a lot and is hardly ever serious, even in tough situations he still has something funny to say. He isn't the smartest person in the world but given enough time he can figure out just about anything. He doesn't like conflict or violence and tries to avoid it. But he is very...