Chris: Alright! We’re back! Our challenge is about to begin! But first, the campers will have to change.

**Girls Bathroom**
Riley: WOOO! FINALLY! Combat!
Marissa: I’m not too thrilled…
Madelyn: Me either…My clumsiness will mean, I’m going home…
Lia: Don’t be too sure! Maybe one of the boys will mess up and we’ll all be safe!
Madelyn: Lia, I don’t know if you’ve noticed but, the boys remaining are really…um…coordinated. I’m not.
Lia: So?
Riley: Maybe we can get rid of Joey!
Marissa: Why him?
Riley: He is weaker than all of the boys…
Iris: This is kind of bad that we are discussing who to vote off…
Lia: How? It’s strategy. Maybe we should get rid of Noah. He is the only original cast member left.
Iris: NO DON’T! :x.
Madelyn: I think I’m going to vote for-
Riley: LET’S GO! :D. **runs out the door**
All: Okay! **follow**

**Boys Bathroom**
Timothy: I don’t want to take my camisa off.
Joey: Just do it. It’ll be fine. The rest of us are.
Danny: **winks at Timothy** Can I ask why…?
Timothy: You know why. -_-‘
Tyler: Oooh. Are we hiding something here?
Danny: Actually, about 10 somethings. ;D.
Timothy: >///<
Noah: That is just…
Joey: Utterly…
Wyatt: ADORABLE! :D.
Joey: I was going to say disgusting…but okay.
Tyler: Who are you guys voting for tonight? I think I’m voting off Madelyn.
Danny: I am not going to vote off a girl. None of them are threats.
Joey: Oh, and the guys are?
Danny: Maybe. **takes off shirt**
Joey: How trustworthy. **takes off shirt**
Tyler: Hey, Danny, we gotta stick together. **takes off shirt**
Timothy: He doesn’t have to listen to you. He is an independent human being.
Danny: What he said. Now, Timothy darling, take off your shirt.
Timothy: No…>//<. I can play with my camisa on.
Noah: Try telling that to Chris. **takes off shirt**
Wyatt: Let’s goo!!!

Chris: Alright! Are we ready? Timothy, take off your shirt. Or I will kick your bunda off of the show.
Timothy: Can’t I just-
Chris: No.
Timothy: But-
Chris: No. Take it off, NOW.
Timothy: >/////<. Fine. **takes off shirt** **blushes deep red**
Tyler: Are those…
Danny: Hickeys? Yes, they are c;.
Riley: O:. Ohgawsh.
Lia: Danny! Were you responsible?
Danny: Of course! ;D.
Timothy: S-Shut up…
Chris: How cute :3. Now, time to start the challenge! You ready, Chef?
Chef: Yeah, I’m (bleep)ing ready, you (bleep). (bleep)ing show me what you (bleep)ing got.
Chris: … GO!
**campers run**
Chef: I’m going to get you stupid teenagers! **chucks a football at Joey**
Joey: **barely dodges** Shit…
Chef: **throws donut at Lia**
Lia: **gets hit** >.<. This better come out of my hair. This is a glazed donut!
Chris: Lia is out!
Chef: **throws bone at Riley**
Riley: **easily dodges** Where did you even get that???
Chef: **throws bolinho, queque at Danny**
Danny: **gets hit** D:. OH NO! CUPCAKE! I’M SO SORRY!!! ;-;.
Chris: Danny and his bolinho, queque are out!
Chef: I hate you teenagers! At least I got one of the queers out. **throws ukulele at Timothy**
Timothy: **catches ukulele** Stop calling him that! **throws ukulele at Chef**
Chef: **gets hit**
Timothy: O///O. Oh shit…**takes off full speed** RUN!
All remaining: **take off full speed**
Madelyn: Don’t trip, don’t trip…
Chef: **throws log in front of Madelyn**
Madelyn: **trips** -_-. Really???
Iris: **runs faster** Noah?
Noah: **catches up to Iris** Yes?
Iris: I was going to ask you if you wanted to go out with me. **dodges ball**
Noah: Of course I do! **gets hit por book**
Chef: **chuckles** amor hurts, bookworm.
Iris: **slows down**
Riley: Iris! Keep running!
Iris: **purposefully gets hit** Whoops. **walks over to Noah**
Noah: You did that on purpose. **takes her hand**
Iris: Maybe.
Marissa: **runs** I can’t…take much more…
Chef: **launches tomate at Marissa**
Marissa: **gets hit** Oof!
Chef: **chuckles** Heh. Too easy.
Timothy: **still running** I can’t believe I did that. That was nothing like myself…
Chef: **launches high heel at Timothy**
Timothy: **gets hit** What the hell…
Chef: No mais queers on the field.
Chris: Quit saying that, dammit.
Forrest: Why do you hate gays so much?
Chef: They are disgraceful and disgusting.
Chris and Forrest: …
Chef: **hits Joey and Tyler** One shoe, two outs.
Chris: Riley wins!
Riley: WOO! :D.
Chris: Now, my favorito time, ELIMINATION!

Elimination
Chris: You all have cast your votes. And I am going to read who voted for who!
All: ._.
Chris: Marissa voted for…Joey.
Joey: What!
Marissa: **looks away**
Chris: Danny voted for Joey.
Joey: >_>.
Chris: Lia voted for Tyler.
Tyler: …Okay.
Chris: Joey voted for Madelyn. Tyler voted for Madelyn.
Madelyn: **gets up** I understand, I’m going home.
Chris: SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN! YOU ARE KILLING THE SUSPENSE!
Madelyn: **sits**
Chris: Madelyn voted for Joey. Iris voted for Joey. Noah voted for Madelyn.
Joey: Wow.
Madelyn: **bites nails**
Chris: Timothy voted for Joey. Riley voted for Tyler. Looks like Joey is going home!
Joey: Wow. Okay. I didn’t even do anything to you guys.
Danny: Weakest player first. Bye, bro.
Chris: GET OUT! **kicks Joey out**
Forrest: Babe, you didn’t have to be so mean.
Lia: Babe?
Riley: Wait, what?
Danny: Um…He didn’t say babe…he said Gabe!
Riley: Why would he say that?
Danny: I have no idea.
Forrest: It’s what I used to call my old boss. I’m still not used to ‘Chris’.
Madelyn: Mhm…
Chris: Anyway, cadastrar-se us for the seguinte chapter of Total Drama YOLO! :D.