Tiva Fill In The Blank Tiva Style

Blue85 posted on Sep 06, 2010 at 06:59AM
I got this idea off of Deviantart and I posted it over at the NCIS spot, but I thought it might be fun to do it with just Tony and Ziva. I just want you to know that it won't make any sense but it's not suppose to, it's just silly fun.

~How To Do This~
Dear (put Tony or Ziva's name),
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (2)(3) and I saw you (4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).

(12), (put Tony or Ziva's name)

Use the lists to fill in the blanks.

1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - The rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - I'm joining the Convent
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadiens' goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – Your "My Little Pony" collection
Other --The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Criminal Minds - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
NCIS - High
Lost- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Rizzoli & Isles -shamed
House- Sterile

7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks

8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your

9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your virginity
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Get sick when I think of your feet
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Love your sweet, sweet ass
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you

11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I love Oprah
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself
Italy - Please, don't lick my inner thighs anymore
last edited on Sep 06, 2010 at 07:06AM

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over a year ago Blue85 said…
Mine would come out like this:

Dear Tony,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but Our romance is over. I think I realized it When I finally changed my underwear In your apartment and I saw you Hit on Your "My Little Pony" collection. I'm sure you're High enough to understand That I get turned on only by garbage men. I'm returning The pictures from Vegas to you, but I'll keep The results of that blood-sample as a memory. You should also know that I Never will forget that night and Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird.

With tears of sadness,
Ziva
over a year ago tivalover333 said…
Mine is this:

Dear Tony,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your cat . I think I realized it when I finally changed my underwear and I saw you outside of your office carve your initials into your "My Little Pony" collection . I'm sure you're high enough to understand that I may pee my pants. I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep the results of that blood-sample as a memory. You should also know that I never will forget that night and your Cucumber-fetishism is weird.

Best of luck on the sex change, Ziva
over a year ago goodgirlmikey said…
Dear Ziva,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but the rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you. I think I realized it when I tripped on peanut butter at the mental hospital and I saw you carve your initials into your "My Little Pony" collection .I'm sure you're high enough to understand how awful you are. I'm returning the cut toenails to you, but I'll keep the oil tank from your car as a memory. You should also know that I told my psychiatrist about the bruises and the apartment building is on fire.

Please, don't lick my inner thighs anymore , Tony

THAT WAS SO RANDOM. ESPECIALLY THE LAST LINE. Couldn't imagine Tony saying that.
over a year ago DiNozzoDavid said…
laugh
Dear Ziva,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but our socks don't match. I think I realized it when I tripped on peanut butter in a clown suit and I saw you carve your initials into my father. I'm sure you're high enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep your virginity as a memory. You should also know that I love your sweet, sweet ass and the apartment building is on fire.

Love always, Tony.

LOL, mine turned out quite weird XD
over a year ago ziva_rocks said…
big smile
Dear Tony,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but The rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you. I think I realized it when I threw up in your sock drawer, In your closet and I saw you Pull the pants off of Your "My Little Pony" collection. I'm sure you're high enough to understand That I'm allergic to your earlobes. I'm returning Your old New Kids on the Block blanket to you, but I'll keep Your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I never will forget that night and I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon.

With tears of sadness, Ziva.

Erm, think Ziva needs taken away by the men in white coats lol!! :)
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over a year ago xxiwuuxx said…
big smile
Dear Tony,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but Our romance is over I think I realized it When I finally changed my underwear At the mental hospital and I saw you Drive over My knee caps.I'm sure you're High enough to understand That your driving sucks. I'm returning Your love letters to me to you, but I'll keep Your neighbors dog as a memory. You should also know that I Hate your cooking and 'm scratching my butt as you read this.

Love always, Ziva
over a year ago Lie_to_Me_123 said…
laugh
Dear Tony,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a leprechaun. I think I realized it when your dwarf bit me outside your office and I saw you hit on my knee caps. I'm sure you're high enough to understand I'm allergic to your earlobes. I'm returning your old New Kids on the Block blanket to you, but I'll keep your photo with the moustache drawn on it as a memory. You should also know that I never will forget that night and I'm scratching my butt as you read this.

Please don't lick my inner thighs anymore, Ziva.
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over a year ago NCIS_Addict_87 said…
heart
Dear Ziva,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike your eyelashes. I think I realized it when your dog humped my leg in your apartment and I saw you sit on the elephant in the corner. I'm sure you're high enough to understand that your driving sucks. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I love your sweet, sweet ass and you should stop picking your nose.

Love Always, Tony

over a year ago freshfunkpride said…
mischievous
Dear Tony,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but your nostrils are insulting. I think I realized it when you put cuffs on me in your apartment and I saw you sit on my salt beef bucket. I'm sure you're high enough to understand that I get turned on by garbage men. I'm returning the cut toenails to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I never will forget that night and I love Oprah.
Please don't lick my inner thighs anymore, Ziva.
WHEW, Tony and Ziva sound a little kinky...especially the first and last parts! ;)
over a year ago lovelife93 said…
heart
Mine is this:

Dear Tony,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but Our affair is over. I think I realized it When I finally changed my underwear In your apartment and I saw you Carve your initials into The Montreal Canadiens' goalie. I'm sure you're High enough to understand That we're related. I'm returning The couch cushions to you, but I'll keep Your glass eye as a memory. You should also know that I Never will forget that night and I have a passionate interest for mice.

Love always, Ziva
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