This is a story about talking boats. It is intended for children, so grab some popcorn, sit down near a fireplace with your loved ones, and enjoy the story.
In San Francisco, six speed boats were waiting together at a dock.
William: *Looking at Alcatraz*
Piña Jr: Can we get going now?
Piña: Not yet Piña Jr. We must wait for Dylan, and Casey.
G.O.O.H: I hope it doesn't take too long, otherwise I'm leaving with, or without them.
Dylan: *Arrives with Casey*
Jackson: What took you two so long?
Dylan: We had a hard time downloading our route onto the GPS.
Casey: We were trying to find a place that had a decent connection.
William: Well at least you got it. Who has the GPS?
Casey: I do.
Perfection: Perfect. When can we get going?
Dylan: Right now. Follow me everyone. *Leaving the dock*
William: Want the música on?
Dylan: Yeah. Full blast.
Song (Start at 10:05): link
Jackson: *Following Dylan with the others* So where are we going?
Dylan: It's a surprise.
The eight boats took off at high speed after passing the Golden Gate Bridge, their engines were making a lot of noise as they took off.
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Dylan: *Watching his friends to the left, and right of his side*
The Speed Boats
Pictures of the characters
Dylan: link
William: link
G.O.O.H: link
Jackson: link
Piña: link
Piña Jr: link
Perfection: link
Casey: link
Perfection: So you won't tell any of us where we're off to?
Dylan: Nope.
Perfection: That doesn't sound perfect, but okay.
Dylan: You'll like it.
Other speedboats of various, and similar designs were passing them heading the opposite direction.
lancha 3: Hey, where are you guys off to?
Dylan: Los Angeles!
lancha 5: Okay, but I heard the Pacific Ocean Police Department won't take too kindly to speeders.
Dylan: We'll be careful.
G.O.O.H: So that's where we're heading? Los Angeles?
Dylan: Oops. You weren't supposed to hear that.
William: *Laughing*
Piña: Are we going to L.A because you were born there, or is it another reason?
Dylan: You guys seemed pretty bored, so I thought we'd take a trip, and have fun.
Jackson: Good thinking.
Perfection: I always did want to go see L.A.
Piña Jr: I have not been there in a long time.
Piña: Neither have I.
As the eight boats continued onto Los Angeles, the song they were playing could be heard far away in the distance.
Dylan, and his friends left San Francisco, and were now travelling south in the Pacific Ocean. They were heading for Los Angeles.
Perfection: So how long will it take us to reach Los Angeles?
Dylan: Less than 3 hours.
G.O.O.H: If things go our way.
Dylan: Why wouldn't they?
G.O.O.H: Those police boats that one of your friends told us about.
Dylan: Hey, don't worry about them. I got a radar that shows me the location of every police barco as far as five miles. If they show up on my radar, then we just slow down to 70, follow the speed limit, and they'll leave us alone.
William: What if they don't?
Dylan: Then we make a break for it.
Song: link
One of the police boats in the Pacific Ocean Police Department, was named Unit 1. He just stopped three fishing boats.
Unit 1: link
Stop the song
Unit 1: Do you have any idea why I stopped you guys?
Fishing barco 1: No officer.
Fishing barco 2: We don't.
Unit 1: None of you have a license to go fishing. I'm gonna have to give you a ticket for that.
Fishing barco 3: What's the fine?
Unit 1: *Printing out the tickets from his right side* Fifty dollars. *Gives the fishing boats their tickets* Now I'm gonna let you keep those fish, but seguinte time, you're gonna have to put them back into the water.
Fishing barco 2: Thanks for that.
Unit 1: You're welcome. *Leaves the fishing boats*
The fishing boats started to head north.
Fishing barco 2: Can you believe that guy?
Fishing barco 3: Since when did you need a license to go fishing?
Fishing barco 1: *Sees Dylan, and his friends* oi you guys.
Dylan: *Stops with the others* Yes?
Fishing barco 1: You're speed boats, right?
Dylan: Right.
Fishing barco 1: Well you try to keep yourself, and your friends under the limit, okay? There's a police barco that just gave us a ticket.
William: What did you do?
Fishing barco 2: We went fishing without a license.
Fishing barco 3: It's stupid if you ask us. We shouldn't need a license for fishing.
Dylan: Look, thanks for the warning, but we need to get going. *Leaves with his friends* We're going to Los Angeles.
Fishing barco 3: Have fun.
Jackson: Do you see anything on your radar?
Dylan: Those fishing boats weren't lying. It says there's a police barco half a mile in front of us.
Unit 1: *Turns right*
Dylan: He's going right, take it slow. We don't want him to hear us.
As Unit 1 was heading away from the speed boats, they continued on south, for Los Angeles.
William was playing a song on his radio
Song: link
Dylan & The others: *Enjoying the music*
G.O.O.H: *Not enjoying the music* Turn it off.
William: *Still playing the music*
G.O.O.H: Turn it off!
William: *Still playing the music*
G.O.O.H: *Loses his temper* TURN IT OFF!!
William: *Still playing the music*
Dylan: If you don't like it, get behind us.
G.O.O.H: I want to be in front!
William: Then you're going to listen to my música whether you like it or not.
G.O.O.H: *Makes his headphones appear, and starts listening to his own music*
Dylan: Boy, G.O.O.H seems angrier than usual.
William: I thought he would enjoy this trip.
Dylan: Doesn't look like it. *Looks at his radar* There's a cop three miles away from us, but he's heading towards us.
William: We better slow down.
Dylan: G.O.O.H!
William & Dylan: G.O.O.H!
G.O.O.H: *Takes off his headphones* What?!!?
Dylan: Slow down, there's a cop coming.
Though everyone slowed down to 70, the cop was still coming towards him.
Jackson: What is he doing?
The cop was Predator
Predator: link
On his front was a jammer, which he used to geléia, geleia everyone's engine.
Dylan: Oh come on!
Perfection: This is not perfect! Why are we being stopped?
Predator: *Looking at William* Do you know why I stopped you guys?
William: What could we possibly get stopped for?
Predator: Your música is too loud.
William: *Turns it off*
Predator: I'm going to let you off with a warning. If I have to stop you again, you're gonna get a ticket.
William: Understood.
Predator: That goes for the rest of you. *Goes away*
Their engines were unjammed as Predator turned off his jammer.
William: My música was too loud?!
Dylan: When we get to Los Angeles, you can play it as loud as you want. They won't bother us about it.
G.O.O.H: Those cops. If they want a real reason to give us a ticket, let's give them one. *Takes off*
Dylan: G.O.O.H, no!
Predator: *Turns around*
Dylan: Oh great, we gotta get out of here! *Takes off*
Everyone else followed Dylan as they tried to escape Predator.
Song: link
The eight speed boats were far ahead of Predator, but the police barco was slowly catching up.
Dylan: Come on everyone! We need to lose him!
William: I can't go as fast as the rest of you!
Piña Jr: But I can! *Laughs*
Jackson: You're smaller than all of us!
G.O.O.H: *Sarcastic* Good hindsight Captain Obvious.
Predator: *Getting closer, and turns on his jammer*
William: Ah! Any closer, and I'm done for!
Unit 1: *Arrives*
Predator: *Turns off his jammer* Go in front, and intercept some of them!
Unit 1: I'm on it! *Passes Predator, and William*
William: *Hits Unit 1*
Predator: *Crashes into Unit 1. They both stop*
Stop the song.
Predator: You're on it, huh?
Unit 1: Oh shut up!
Song: link
Dylan, and his friends were out of San Francisco, and were glad that they lost the police boats.
Jackson: *Laughing*
Casey: That was close.
Piña: Are you alright Piña Jr?
Piña Jr: Of course. They didn't touch a single part of me.
Perfection: Perhaps it's because you're the fastest compared to the rest of us.
Piña Jr: Hey, don't feel bad about it amigo.
Perfection: I don't.
Piña Jr: Okay, good.
G.O.O.H: It would be very good if you let me have some peace, and quiet.
Dylan: Some areas in Los Angeles let you have all the peace, and quiet you want.
G.O.O.H: Liar. L.A is the 2nd largest city in the US. They won't let you have peace, and quiet no matter how hard you try.
Dylan: Tell you what, once we reach Los Angeles, you can leave us alone for as long as you want, since you seem to hate all of us.
G.O.O.H: I would amor to do that now.
William: Aw, come on G.O.O.H, we like you.
Jackson: Yeah, at least stay with us until we get to Los Angeles.
G.O.O.H: I named myself Get Out Of Here for a reason.
Casey: Come on G.O.O.H.
Perfection: You're not making this trip perfect for anyone.
Dylan: G.O.O.H, please. At least stay with us until we reach Los Angeles.
G.O.O.H: Fine.
Song: link
Dylan: *Behind his seven friends as they continue on to Los Angeles*
Jackson: Did we lose them?
Dylan: Yeah.
Perfection: Perfect.
Piña Jr: Will they chase us again?
Piña: Let's hope not Piña Jr. The last time we got chased, that was terrible.
Casey: But if we stick together, we can deal with those cops.
G.O.O.H: Ugh.
Dylan: She's right, we can. Good thinking.
G.O.O.H: mais like bad thinking. Where are we anyway?
Dylan: Pescadero.
Piña: Sounds Mexican.
Piña Jr: Like our hometown of Pureto Vallarta.
Piña: Exactly.
G.O.O.H: How far do we have to go to get to Los Angeles?
Dylan: Well first, we need to pass Santa Cruz. From there, I say it'll take us two hours.
William: Two hours?!
Dylan: Don't worry, I don't see any cops on the radar. Let's go as fast as we want.
Stop the song
Song: link
Far behind, Unit 1, and Predator went to talk to another police boat. His name is Jordan.
Jordan: link
Stop the song
Unit 1: Jordan?!!
Predator: Keep your voice down. You know Jordan doesn't like noisy things.
Unit 1: Come on Predator, he maybe old, but he's not that old.
Jordan: *Appears* Okay, I heard about those eight boats getting out of your grasp. How did it happen?
Unit 1: I, uh-
Predator: We-
Jordan: Were outnumbered. Why didn't you call for backup?
Unit 1: It, wasn't working?
Jordan: What wasn't working?
Unit 1: My radio.
Jordan: *Glares at both of them*
Predator: Mine was working, and still is working. The real reason we lost them, was because a barco made me crash into Unit 1.
Jordan: *To Unit 1* Let me see your radio. *Without waiting for a response, he examines Unit 1's radio* Everything is in order. You lied to me Unit 1. Do you know what happens to liars?
Unit 1: Bad things?
Jordan: Yes. You don't deserve to be called Unit 1. mais like Unit 0, or better yet, -1.
Unit 1: *Scared, and cries* I'm sorry! I won't lie to you ever again!
Song: link
Jordan: Good. Now hear this, we will procurar for those speed boats you were chasing. Once we find them, we call for backup. Our jurisdiction reaches out as far as Los Angeles. As long as they don't go into that town, we will be able to arrest them. Clear?
Predator & Unit 1: Clear.
Stop the song
Dylan: *Watching Santa Cruz as he passes it with his friends*
Casey: Remember when we went there last month?
Dylan: Yeah. Let's stop there on our way back. *Hears his radar beeping*
William: What is it?
Dylan: Two police boats travelling towards us from the East.
Perfection: I see them, but they're after someone else.
The two police boats were Kara, and Camera.
Camera: link
Kara: link
Red Boat: *Escaping with stolen money*
Camera: Come on Kara, we can catch him!
Red Boat: *Deploys a gun from his roof, and shoots a bullet into Kara's engine making her break down*
Camera: I'm losing him!
Kara: Never mind that, I'm stuck!
Camera: *Annoyed, and turns around to help Kara* This is why I don't work with women.
Kara: What's that supposed to mean?!
Camera: *Pushes Kara* Let's face it Kara, you're not exactly a reliable asset to our police department. I thought Germans were supposed to be reliable.
Kara: And I thought Americans were supposed to be polite.
Camera: No, that's the British. We Americans are... Well.. Never mind.
Jordan: *Talking on his radio* Kara, Camera, do you copy?
Camera: *Responds* Yeah, we read you.
Jordan: *Travelling with Unit 1, and Predator* Have you seen a group of eight speed boats around lately?
Camera: No, and we lost the suspect we were chasing.
Jordan: Do you have a descrição of him?
Camera: I got video footage of him escaping us. He shot Kara's engine, and is currently being no use to us, as usual.
Jordan: Save the negativity for another time Camera. This is serious. I want you two to keep your eyes peeled for these eight speed boats. They escaped Predator, and Unit 1. Now we have to find them.
Camera: What does this group look like Jordan?
Jordan: They haven't told me, but they know that the leader is a blue barco with a red top.
Camera: *Sees Dylan, with the rest of his friends* I think I found them. *Heads towards them*
Kara: Wait! Are you just going to leave me here?!
Camera: Duh, stopping these guys are mais important!
Kara: But you can't stop eight speed boats on your own.
Camera: It's worth a try!
Dylan was looking at his radar as it beeped. A dot was getting closer to the center, quickly.
Perfection: I say, that doesn't sound perfect.
Dylan: Someone is coming towards us. Let's go!
Song: link
Camera: *Chasing Dylan, and his friends* Jordan, this is Camera, I found the eight speed boats. They're running.
Jordan: Are you chasing them on your own?!
Camera: Ten-4.
Jordan: That's a negative. Break off!
Camera: That's a negative! *Starts filming the chase* I probably won't be able to catch all of them, but I will be able to catch at least one.
Jordan: Camera, if you don't obey my order, you will be in serious trouble!
Piña Jr: He's filming us!
Piña: Don't worry Piña Jr. Dylan will take care of it.
Dylan: That's right. Everyone go without me.
G.O.O.H: With pleasure. *Leads the group as they leave Dylan behind*
Dylan: You want to film something buddy?! Film this! *Swerves to the left, and right, and makes waves, splashing the cameras with water*
Camera: *His cameras stop working* You-
Dylan: *Takes off, and kicks water back into Camera's mouth*
Camera: I'll get you!
Dylan: No you won't! *Heads towards a plank holding a boulder, and hits it*
Camera: *Sees the boulder falling towards him, and tries to avoid it, but the boulder hits him*
Jordan: Camera! Are you still there?!
Camera: Ten-4 Jordan. I lost them. They disabled my cameras, and my engine.
Kara: *Listening to the conversation on her radio* Who's uesless now?
Camera: *Angry*
Song (Set the speed to 0.5, then put it back to normal at 0:01): link
Dylan: *Stops with his friends at a fueling station*
G.O.O.H: Those cops will catch us if we stay here.
Dylan: No they won't. The radar says they're five miles away from us, and they're not even heading towards us.
G.O.O.H: Oh really? Well, where are they heading then?
Dylan: West.
William: We all have to refuel G.O.O.H.
G.O.O.H: I don't.
Perfection: Don't be ridiculous. You have to at some point.
G.O.O.H: Right now is not that point.
Casey: Yes it is.
Dylan: G.O.O.H, there's not a fueling station here within two miles. You can't even go half a mile with the amount of fuel you have left.
G.O.O.H: I'll take my chances.
Dylan: Whatever.
But when the others started to fuel their tanks, G.O.O.H changed his mind.
G.O.O.H: *Refueling between Jackson, and Piña*
Jackson: What made you change your mind?
G.O.O.H: None of your business.
Stop the song
Back at Santa Cruz
Camera & Kara: *Coming out of the repair yard*
Jordan: Okay, now that you two are fully repaired, it's time to find those eight speed boats.
Unit 1: Where could they be?
Predator: They have to stop for fuel at some point. I bet that's what they did.
Jordan: Where do you suggest we look?
Predator: There's a place I know south of here. Let's check that out.
Jordan: Alright Predator. Lead the way.
Predator: *Goes south*
Police Boats: *Following Predator*
Song: link
William: *Enjoying the música in the fueling station*
Dylan: Everyone good?
Piña Jr: Yes.
Jackson: I am.
Perfection: I think it's perfect to say we all are.
Dylan: Okay, good. Let's go.
Suddenly, Dylan's radar was beeping.
Dylan: We need to go now.
G.O.O.H: Cops?
Dylan: Yeah, they're closing in on us. We need to get going.
So the eight speed boats took off as fast as they could.
Song: link
Predator: I see them. They're two miles ahead of us.
Kara: How close do they have to be for that jammer of yours to work?
Predator: Quarter of a mile. When I do get close enough, you guys back off.
Unit 1: I copy.
William: They're getting closer!
Piña: Relax, and keep going as fast as you can.
William: I am!!
Piña Jr: Let me handle this. *Quickly turns right, then left*
Unit 1: *Gets splashed with water*
Predator: Watch out! *Crashes into Unit 1, and turns on his jammer*
Stop the song
Jordan: We lost them!
Kara: My engine is dead!
Camera: Mine too!
Predator: I'm sorry everyone!
Unit 1: TURN IT OFF!!!!!
After that, Dylan, and his friends reached Los Angeles.
Casey: Well, looks like we made it.
Dylan: You guys ready to have fun?
William: Yep.
Song (Start at 10:05): link
William: Alright, someone's playing my music!
Dylan: Let's have fun you guys.
Boats: Yeah!!
The End
The Speed Boats
Dylan
William
G.O.O.H
Jackson
Piña
Piña Jr
Perfection
Casey
The Police Boats
Unit 1
Predator
Jordan
Camera
Kara
Background boats
Other speed boats
Fishing boats
All characters were created por me.
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog production, from February 21, 2016