Simon Quotes
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"I'M THIRTY-TWO YEARS OLD".'
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, PIGOOOO!!"
"FOLLOW ME! I'll LEAD THE WAY!"
"FOLLOW YOU! YOU'LL LEAD THE WAY!"
"Lewis, when there's blame, there's claim." (Talking about Yogcave ruins + Quoting insurance advert)
"WHAT THE FUCK?! WHAT THE FUCK?! AHHHHHHHHGGGG!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! !NOOOOOOOOO!! WHY!!! WHYYYY!!!!! EVERYTHING IS POINTLESS NOW!!!!! NOO!!!!....." (When Bill was found dead in Left 4 Dead 2.)
"Ohhhh, mmmmm, ohh granny..."
"Your fishy goodness really hit the spot...."
"LAWL, ON THE TREE"
"FUCK ME! FUCK! LEWIS! CLOSE THE DOOR!"
"FACK OFF!
"Okay, Lewis, we don't want to upset her or falsely accuse her...WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON YOU CRAZY BROAD!"
"Uguu~ ^_^"
"Simon... Away!"
"Careful now!"
"Good effort, good effort."
"Do you like bees?"
"I've seen bigger..."
"He'll own us, because we're incompetent."
"What the fuck? What the hell is this??...Oh it's just cloud"
"See ya later shit lord!"
"Get outta here ya bum!"
"Im cooking some delicious ham."
"Diggy diggy hole"
"I'm digging a hole"
/give honeydew 46 1
/give honeydew 64 1
"BLLLUUUUERRRGGG" (imitating throwing up)
"Lewis, I threw my sword at it."
"I POOSH BUTTAN!"
"I CAST SPELLLL!"
"A NETHER CHICKEN!"
"Thanks for the record, fuckface."
"Balls to it, Lewis. Balls to it."
"Balls to YOU!"
"It's been a long day, I'm gonna turn in."
"The thing is..."
"Come on LET'S DO THIS!"
"That's a very nice everything you have there. It would be a shame if something were to happen to it ."
"Hellooo..."
"The size... of a tangerine ballsack."
"COME 'ERE!" (Pronounced in a Northern English way; ie: "COOM EE-YER")
"You are literally worse than Hitler."
"We didn't burn anything!"
"I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole! Diggy Diggy Hole! I'm digging a hooolee!"
"I am a dwarf and I'm having a sleep! Sleepy Sleepy Dwarf!"
"I am a house and I'm floating in air! Floaty floaty house!"
"Ya bugger!"
"You're like the anti-King Midas. Everything you touch just turns to shit!"
"I'm not saying I did die, I'm saying I may have died."
"Ahhh! He's killing me, Lewis!"
"Why don't we just hack the game, give ourselves some TNT, and plonk it down!"
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaw!"
"A R S E is the best spell combo" (During Magicka gameplay)
"For KHAZ MODAN!"
"Oh no! Skellingtons!"
"I am strong! Like MOOSE!"
"Smug Face... :3"
"WE DIDN'T BURN HIM WE JUST HELPED HIM WITH TNT!"
"I shot my bolt!"
"A lovely Jaffa cake..."
"Why! Oh God Why!" - most common statement at time of character death.
"SPAWN THE BABBY!"
"It's like the Batcave, only shit." (Upon inspecting the Yogcave)
"Harry would never fucking do that! Oh Voldemort just fucking kill him, just fucking kill him!"
"FUCK ME, MR ASTLEY!"
"Oh God! I'm swimming in other people's feculence, Lewis!"
"SPLEEF!?"
"OOP! Shit!"
"I amor the smell of A R S E in the morning"
"Come on! WTF Blizz!"
"Nooooooo!! Why would you do that?"
"What...THE HELL?!"
"Aaaah, this is scary! I want to play Portal 2!"
"Pigu is Japanese for pig"
"So many spiders!"
"Lewis, we're going to save the world."
"No big deal."
"Achinga chonga, hinga gonga!"
"We don't like spiders!"
(Lewis)"For every árvore we burn down we're gonna plant 2 more" (Simon)"Yeah, yeah yeah yeah and then we're gonna burn those fuckers too"
"Maintenant, en trois deux !"
"LEEEEEE-eeee-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEWIS !!!"
"I put the heating on." (sets the Yogcave wooden floor on fire)
"LOOKS FUCKING SHIT!!"
"Oh Gods!"
"Stop whining and go bloody kill them..for christs sake".
"Why would you do that?"
"See you later, shitlords!"
"Fucking hells bells!"
"SCRAMBLED!" (in the voice of Brian Blessed)
"Do I not look dapper in my rabbit hat?"
"Aha! Green green green, white green green, white green white, green green green, greeny white greeny green green arse green white pe’er green…arse."
Richard Dawkins. Deal with it, motherfucker. *Whack!*
"JUST CALM THE FUCK DOWN!"
"He's like a timelord, but he's a skylord. I'd rather have a tardis to be honest"
"So we're on a tour.... hah, He stops here and says 'This is Old_Pecuilar's burnt down house.'. "
"ZZzzzZZZ mmmm Tina Barret ZZZ zZZZ zz OOOh Tina yes! Another Jaffa Cake would be lovely!"
"WE DIDN'T BURN HIM!!!"
They're coming from the ceilling, THEY ARE COMING FROM EVERYWHERE!!!"
"Winter's coming, and so am I, Uggh"
"I'm coming washing mashine, I'm FUCKING COMING...FOR FUCK SAKE!"
(Upon encountering a creeper whilst on a ladder) "OH SHIT! Get back down, get back down, GET BACK DOWN NOW!"
"I was just satting around."
"Get back in the FUCKING cupboard under the stairs, Simon Junior!"
"I don't know how to say this without giving away what I might be up too but, I'm having trouble planting TNT"
"Now, people say, which is the better game? Torchlight 2 or Diablo III, and I say, there is no better game they both own and if you think otherwise you're fucking crazy."
"Take that you rotter!"
[Simon - on Dwarf anatomy] "Dwarves, their willies are in their beards and their brains are in their bum."
"Yeah, I've got no fucking idea as well, love."
They're coming out of the walls! THEY'RE COMING OUT OF THE GOD DAMN WALLS!!!!!
HAT BOOOOOOOOOY!!!!!!
"WHERE IS DRUGS?"
"Come on in!! You want some punch?"
"Do I look like a fucking goblin!" (Whilst playing Magicka with Lewis and TotalBiscuit).
"No Hannah the Geckos are cute."(The first Fallout New Vegas video when talking to Hannah)
"When I grow up, I want to be a potato!"
"Make money, fuck bitches, smoke trees. Wisdom."
"Come get me you motherless beasts! That's just getting cocky, isn't it?"
You're just a chick magnet, aren't you?
They can't be killed! We need to destroy the Horcruxes first!
"R.I.P. Yogcave. Never Forget"
"Old Woman! I demand your finest bacon!"
"Precious dirt"
"Lewis, we are going to save the world"
"EiffelTower!
"Oop"
"AAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW!"
"Sjin banged his shin?"
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"I'M THIRTY-TWO YEARS OLD".'
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, PIGOOOO!!"
"FOLLOW ME! I'll LEAD THE WAY!"
"FOLLOW YOU! YOU'LL LEAD THE WAY!"
"Lewis, when there's blame, there's claim." (Talking about Yogcave ruins + Quoting insurance advert)
"WHAT THE FUCK?! WHAT THE FUCK?! AHHHHHHHHGGGG!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! !NOOOOOOOOO!! WHY!!! WHYYYY!!!!! EVERYTHING IS POINTLESS NOW!!!!! NOO!!!!....." (When Bill was found dead in Left 4 Dead 2.)
"Ohhhh, mmmmm, ohh granny..."
"Your fishy goodness really hit the spot...."
"LAWL, ON THE TREE"
"FUCK ME! FUCK! LEWIS! CLOSE THE DOOR!"
"FACK OFF!
"Okay, Lewis, we don't want to upset her or falsely accuse her...WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON YOU CRAZY BROAD!"
"Uguu~ ^_^"
"Simon... Away!"
"Careful now!"
"Good effort, good effort."
"Do you like bees?"
"I've seen bigger..."
"He'll own us, because we're incompetent."
"What the fuck? What the hell is this??...Oh it's just cloud"
"See ya later shit lord!"
"Get outta here ya bum!"
"Im cooking some delicious ham."
"Diggy diggy hole"
"I'm digging a hole"
/give honeydew 46 1
/give honeydew 64 1
"BLLLUUUUERRRGGG" (imitating throwing up)
"Lewis, I threw my sword at it."
"I POOSH BUTTAN!"
"I CAST SPELLLL!"
"A NETHER CHICKEN!"
"Thanks for the record, fuckface."
"Balls to it, Lewis. Balls to it."
"Balls to YOU!"
"It's been a long day, I'm gonna turn in."
"The thing is..."
"Come on LET'S DO THIS!"
"That's a very nice everything you have there. It would be a shame if something were to happen to it ."
"Hellooo..."
"The size... of a tangerine ballsack."
"COME 'ERE!" (Pronounced in a Northern English way; ie: "COOM EE-YER")
"You are literally worse than Hitler."
"We didn't burn anything!"
"I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole! Diggy Diggy Hole! I'm digging a hooolee!"
"I am a dwarf and I'm having a sleep! Sleepy Sleepy Dwarf!"
"I am a house and I'm floating in air! Floaty floaty house!"
"Ya bugger!"
"You're like the anti-King Midas. Everything you touch just turns to shit!"
"I'm not saying I did die, I'm saying I may have died."
"Ahhh! He's killing me, Lewis!"
"Why don't we just hack the game, give ourselves some TNT, and plonk it down!"
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaw!"
"A R S E is the best spell combo" (During Magicka gameplay)
"For KHAZ MODAN!"
"Oh no! Skellingtons!"
"I am strong! Like MOOSE!"
"Smug Face... :3"
"WE DIDN'T BURN HIM WE JUST HELPED HIM WITH TNT!"
"I shot my bolt!"
"A lovely Jaffa cake..."
"Why! Oh God Why!" - most common statement at time of character death.
"SPAWN THE BABBY!"
"It's like the Batcave, only shit." (Upon inspecting the Yogcave)
"Harry would never fucking do that! Oh Voldemort just fucking kill him, just fucking kill him!"
"FUCK ME, MR ASTLEY!"
"Oh God! I'm swimming in other people's feculence, Lewis!"
"SPLEEF!?"
"OOP! Shit!"
"I amor the smell of A R S E in the morning"
"Come on! WTF Blizz!"
"Nooooooo!! Why would you do that?"
"What...THE HELL?!"
"Aaaah, this is scary! I want to play Portal 2!"
"Pigu is Japanese for pig"
"So many spiders!"
"Lewis, we're going to save the world."
"No big deal."
"Achinga chonga, hinga gonga!"
"We don't like spiders!"
(Lewis)"For every árvore we burn down we're gonna plant 2 more" (Simon)"Yeah, yeah yeah yeah and then we're gonna burn those fuckers too"
"Maintenant, en trois deux !"
"LEEEEEE-eeee-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEWIS !!!"
"I put the heating on." (sets the Yogcave wooden floor on fire)
"LOOKS FUCKING SHIT!!"
"Oh Gods!"
"Stop whining and go bloody kill them..for christs sake".
"Why would you do that?"
"See you later, shitlords!"
"Fucking hells bells!"
"SCRAMBLED!" (in the voice of Brian Blessed)
"Do I not look dapper in my rabbit hat?"
"Aha! Green green green, white green green, white green white, green green green, greeny white greeny green green arse green white pe’er green…arse."
Richard Dawkins. Deal with it, motherfucker. *Whack!*
"JUST CALM THE FUCK DOWN!"
"He's like a timelord, but he's a skylord. I'd rather have a tardis to be honest"
"So we're on a tour.... hah, He stops here and says 'This is Old_Pecuilar's burnt down house.'. "
"ZZzzzZZZ mmmm Tina Barret ZZZ zZZZ zz OOOh Tina yes! Another Jaffa Cake would be lovely!"
"WE DIDN'T BURN HIM!!!"
They're coming from the ceilling, THEY ARE COMING FROM EVERYWHERE!!!"
"Winter's coming, and so am I, Uggh"
"I'm coming washing mashine, I'm FUCKING COMING...FOR FUCK SAKE!"
(Upon encountering a creeper whilst on a ladder) "OH SHIT! Get back down, get back down, GET BACK DOWN NOW!"
"I was just satting around."
"Get back in the FUCKING cupboard under the stairs, Simon Junior!"
"I don't know how to say this without giving away what I might be up too but, I'm having trouble planting TNT"
"Now, people say, which is the better game? Torchlight 2 or Diablo III, and I say, there is no better game they both own and if you think otherwise you're fucking crazy."
"Take that you rotter!"
[Simon - on Dwarf anatomy] "Dwarves, their willies are in their beards and their brains are in their bum."
"Yeah, I've got no fucking idea as well, love."
They're coming out of the walls! THEY'RE COMING OUT OF THE GOD DAMN WALLS!!!!!
HAT BOOOOOOOOOY!!!!!!
"WHERE IS DRUGS?"
"Come on in!! You want some punch?"
"Do I look like a fucking goblin!" (Whilst playing Magicka with Lewis and TotalBiscuit).
"No Hannah the Geckos are cute."(The first Fallout New Vegas video when talking to Hannah)
"When I grow up, I want to be a potato!"
"Make money, fuck bitches, smoke trees. Wisdom."
"Come get me you motherless beasts! That's just getting cocky, isn't it?"
You're just a chick magnet, aren't you?
They can't be killed! We need to destroy the Horcruxes first!
"R.I.P. Yogcave. Never Forget"
"Old Woman! I demand your finest bacon!"
"Precious dirt"
"Lewis, we are going to save the world"
"EiffelTower!
"Oop"
"AAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW!"
"Sjin banged his shin?"
Strippin Quotes
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"The joke's on everyone else because they think I get angry but I don't. I can't afford to, because if I get angry I'd destroy the world."
"You are such a fucking scrub!"
"Shut up and play Parv!"
"Fuck it chisled abs or no chisled abs if we hit 80k por the end of Tuesdays livestream ill take my camisa off. You can quote me on that."
"This is some BULLSH**!"
"Do you even lift?"
"I don't lift, I LIFT."
"I will lift your fucking house!"
"If you make me angry I'll destroy the world."
"Bitch I'm Spider-Man!"
"I ain't adding you on Facebook, son!"
"You fucker elephant!"
"We've been through an awful lot of balls, haven't we?"
"It's time to throwdown, motherfuckers!"
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"The joke's on everyone else because they think I get angry but I don't. I can't afford to, because if I get angry I'd destroy the world."
"You are such a fucking scrub!"
"Shut up and play Parv!"
"Fuck it chisled abs or no chisled abs if we hit 80k por the end of Tuesdays livestream ill take my camisa off. You can quote me on that."
"This is some BULLSH**!"
"Do you even lift?"
"I don't lift, I LIFT."
"I will lift your fucking house!"
"If you make me angry I'll destroy the world."
"Bitch I'm Spider-Man!"
"I ain't adding you on Facebook, son!"
"You fucker elephant!"
"We've been through an awful lot of balls, haven't we?"
"It's time to throwdown, motherfuckers!"
