The Muppets - Twilight Parody

I don't know where to start except to say i liked it for the most part. Let's start with the whole Constantine-Kermit lookalike thing, shall we? Okay, so even with a shorter collar, Constantine still resembled Kermit. The shiny tuxes on Kermit, Gonzo, Scooter, Walter, Fozzie, Miss Piggy, and Rowlf at the beginning was a nice touch, especially with the gold bow ties and hats. At the train station scene we got returning characters from the last movie, such as Wayne and Wanda, which was nice. Now to mover on to the gulag. Not much to talk about here, but it gets good from here, because locked up...

Alright everyone. We've got to catch a flight to Australia. said Kermit as he drove to the airport. Where's the nearest rest stop? asked Walter Not too far from here why? asked Kermit Because I'm really hungry and want to buy a snack. said Walter What do you need a snack for? We'll be having something to eat on the plane. said Kermit. An hora later, after everyone did what they needed to, they got back into the car, where Kermit would drive for a few mais miles to the airport. Are we at the airport yet? asked Beauregard who couldn't see past the muppets who were squishing him. Yes. We are....

Kermit:
Ever since marrying Miss Piggy he has always worn a camisa with her face on it every dia and is taking a fly-fishing course.
Walter:
Walter is one of those students who is taking a ceramics course. So far, he has made ceramic modelos of Kermit, Fozzie, Gonzo, and Miss Piggy.
The Swedish Chef:
As you probably can guess, The Swedish Chef spends his time doing the culinary program.
Big Mean Carl:
While not actually taking any courses offered to him por the college, he spends his time wandering the campus with Gorgon Heap and Behemoth looking for innocent souls to eat.
Bobo:
Bobo spends his...