1. you try to convince your friends that you are the hero of time


2. when you get into conversations like this...
"he totally looks like a creeper"
"I KNOOOOW RIGHT!"
....it ends up like this
"You wanna see a creeper" *hold up a picture of Ghirahim*


3. when you see cows you sing/ yell/ whistle epona's song and hope for free milk


4. When speaking with gingers...
- greetings= ARE YOU A GERUDO! :D
- conversations= Are you sure you're not a gerudo? :/


5. You convince your little brother that he was raised por a árvore and he will never grow up


6. when talking about the apocalypse in science class...

TEACHER:...

It was lovely outside and I watched as my Blue Loftwing flew in swirls and circles in the sky, waiting patiently for me to dive of a diving platform and call her. I also saw Link’s Crimson Loftwing flying a little bit before I saw Zelda call her blue one whilst on the ground. She gave her bird a letter and told it to give it to Link before she saw me. She asked me if I knew if Link was awake and knowing Link so well I said “No I don’t think he is. I mean, how often is he awake before 9:00a.m? Once a ano possibly!” We both shared our laughter together. I like saying little jokes about...