As you all know, audio tape has surfaced in which my client the American Psycho himself went off on his director of fotografia for the terminator-Exterminador do Futuro shoot for nearly three and a half minutos because he jumped in front of his view. For the record, my client was not mad at the director of photography. He was frustrated because his career, and the terminator-Exterminador do Futuro franchise, is now in the hands of McG. That means not only will the action be as up-close, quick-cut and unwatchable, but the new score will be something Chingy did or something. McG is one of those directors who sits in the back of the room...

Raise your hand if you went to film school. Come on, raise them up, don’t be shy; I went there too. Alright, so now that we’ve got that sorted out, do you remember what it was like the first time you watched The Godfather or Citizen Kane or Casablanca in class and realized that those films actually are as amazing as everybody through the decades has said they are? Sure, there were a few detractors here and there, and Citizen Kane isn’t exactly a film that you pop in during a party - but (much) mais often than not, it’s clear why the classics are considered the best. Accompanying the...