I became shallow and empty; more concerned about my outward appearance than my inward beauty.
Greetings, friend of Narnia, and thank you for coming to hear my story. I know people are anxious to know what happened to me; so I have decided to make an attempt at tying up all the loose ends for you. (And please pardon me if it’s a little rough. I wrote all this in a bit of a rush.)
My name is Susan Carmichael, though you probably know me as Susan Pevensie. But I’m happily married now, to a wonderful man that even my over-protective brothers would approve of...if they were here. We already have one beautiful daughter, who’s three years old, and another little one on the way. I am happy...
This goes out to all my fellow Narniacs who booed (or at least grimaced) at the infamous Suspian kiss of Doom in the movie. And Dr. Elwin Ransom wrote this on NarniaWeb, so don't thank me (or hate me, depending on who you are) for the brilliance and dead accuracy of this parody. IT'S NOT ME.
In case you haven't figured it out por now, this is sung to the tune of "The Call". Enjoy, rate and comment, duckies!
It started out as a feeling And then our annoyance grew and grew — As Susan and Caspian locked their lips We knew the rumor was sadly true.