10. Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Here's you damn poem!!
{Carol & Daryl ~ The Walking Dead}

Category: Top 5 Favorite Couples

CAT#1
{Carol & Daryl ~ The Walking Dead}

CAT#2
{Stiles & Lydia ~ Teen Wolf}

CAT#3
{Jonathan & Nancy ~ Stranger Things}

CAT#4
{Ian & Mickey ~ Shameless}

CAT#5
{Oswald & Nygma ~ Gotham}

AC's: Five other couples that I really love.

AC#1
{Willow & Oz ~ Buffy the Vampire Slayer}

AC#2
{Sheldon & Amy ~ The Big Bang Theory}

AC#3
{Castiel & Meg ~ Supernatural}

AC#4
{Simon & Alisha ~ Misfits}

AC#5
{Jim & Pam ~ The Office}

I'll take TWD for next round!

I'll go with Once on this one. I got lucky; my brother knows how to fix computers. He needed help with an English essay yesterday I told him I'd help him if he could fix my laptop's screen. He gave it a new screen and it lives. :'D

R40CAT

R40AC

St. Patrick's Day themes are up, picks are up, and that list of clean texts will be up before the night's over!

As promised, here's a giant list of Texts from Last Night containing no genitalia, STDs, or bodily fluids!

(774):
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...

(215):
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section

(781):
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed

(919):
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.

(843):
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true

(541):
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests

(915):
I told you I was good to drive
(1-915):
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate

(401):
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'

(401):
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?

(440):
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"

(815):
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again

(315):
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.

(512):
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.

(410):
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero

(610):
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos

(214):
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'

(305):
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.

(519):
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?

(505):
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.

(724):
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.

(732):
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right

(612):
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.

(330):
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.

(619):
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.

(434):
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
(540):
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.

(214):
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.

(913):
hows the party?
(816):
ists fjcssing insceredle
(913):
be there in 10

(319):
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
(316):
Toaster

(908):
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.

(703):
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist

(770):
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti

(817):
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
(1-817):
You weighed it?

(773):
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal

(339):
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall

(678):
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.

(630):
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed

(919):
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.

(636):
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.

(757):
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.

(617):
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.

(301):
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.

(816):
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.

(626):
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.

(508):
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."

(708):
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?

(512):
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?

(240):
Banned from zoo.
(301):
Again?

(912):
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart

(937):
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.

(609):
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.

(773):
Just got to costco. Where are you?
(602):
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.

(304):
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures

(412):
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.

(949):
I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.

(313):
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.

(516):
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants

(205):
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...

(303):
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.

(440):
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.

(843):
happy early fathers day!!!
(829):
im not a father
(843):
about that...

(217):
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???

(440):
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.

(859):
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.

(347):
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.

(407):
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.

(321):
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.

(847):
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.

(330):
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.

(630):
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell.

(412):
it's like her boobs came off with her bra

(231):
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?

(423):
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married

(704):
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is

(270):

Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.

(713):
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left

(803):
Why am I in a dog kennel?
(1-803):
It was for your own safety

(402):
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
(1-402):
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.

(920):
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.

(920):
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.

(518):
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops

(607):
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY

(215):
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.

(303):
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
(1-303):
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.

(404):
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.

(312):
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.

(610):
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.

(828):
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.

(410):
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.

(314):
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...

(502):
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity

(916):
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms

(562):
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.

(402):
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.

(603):
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?

(514):
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in

(503):
How did you steal an entire pie?
(602):
I don't know. It's in my purse.

(810):
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.

(703):
fucking a dude
(703):
i mean: fucking a, dude
(703):
wow, that comma made all the difference there

(913):
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.

(708):
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer

(347):
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
(347):
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN

I keep pre-maturing icon-ulating.

Round 41 ~ Banshee

1. Faith

2. Plaid

3. Green

4. Drink

5. Clip Art

6. Affection

7. Trouble

8. Fight

9. Quote

10. Disheveled

CAT #1

CAT #2

CAT #3

CAT #4

CAT #5

AC #1 {i do moar texts}

AC #2

AC #3

AC #4

AC #5

I'll participate with Supernatural!

Changed my mind I'm doing Emerald City because I've been into that show lately. And also emerald = green & green = St Patrick's day.

Faith
(This is the scene where she lets Jack go free, hoping that he'll come back to her on his own.)

Plaid

Green

Drink

Clip Art

Affection

Trouble

Fight

Lyrics (From Star Of The County Down)

Disheveled

Theme 1