So I've decided to make a list of all the dumb/interesting/funny things I hear during my day. Feel free to add your own in the comments. If I like 'em, I'll add 'em! 1. "I'm almost a stud. I have the STD, now all I need is U." -Vernon 2. "Does anyone know where Augustus is?" "Massachussetts!" -Teacher and Chyanne 3. *wrong answer* "You are the worst nerd ever." -Michael 4. "Twelve!" "Um, this is multiple choice." -Jasper and Teacher 5. "Can-"
[First time I wrote using the wordpad on my computer)
A young girl named Eliza was shopping with her best friend, Anne one day, when her best friend from Kindergarden walked past her. Eliza just happened to look up at the new old best friend, Carrie who looked very unhappy. She had a little girl on her hip and bags under her eyes. Eliza gave a sigh of releif as Carrie's toddler started to scream. And she went back to shopping. Eliza knew she was greatful for everything god had given her and Carrie wasn't. Unlike Eliza who had made a...
I just want you to know I didn't write this, I found it on a site called quizilla written por someone with the username spikedc all credit goes to them I just thought it was cute and deserved to be shared :) oh, and btw these are lyrics
im moody when scrubs isent on im tierd all of the time in addicted to crispy pancakes and i think ive forgotten how to rhyme i knew that this was gonna happen but not this fast well i finnaly know what its like
ok, I want everyone to know I didn't write this and I get no credit for it. I found it on a site called quizilla written por a girl with the username DStrudel all credit goes to her.I just thought it was sweet, true, and deserved to be shared :)
the only thing you ever gave me were black and blue eyes and it always ended in me letting out cries
you would come início angry and scream in my face and waste no time showing me i was a disgrace and always threatened me said not to tell but everyone knew i was going through hell
why should i have to pay for your crime why should i have to take the time to cover up the scars ane emotions you left for me when the teachers and doctors knew i was leaning out with my plea for safety
we are teenagers we all think the same amor and play and laugh but there is something i just wanna know is that true that the teenagers change there mind fast i mean EX.one dia you amor some one soo much you think that the world will end there at that time then suddinly you stop loving this person and start loving another one then you leave everything behind all your memories and all your amor bast EX. i did my name is aya and i used to amor a guy soo much i thought that he is the last one i amor when suddinly i started loving other guy and forgot about my amor bast and now i feel gelty and...
1. Take a road trip. Mapping the route, cantar at the topo, início of your lungs, and discovering new towns with friends is the ultimate bonding experience.
2. Learn to play a musical instrument. I can play only a few chords, but I amor the expressive power of música -- and the possibility that one dia you can learn to create something beautiful through it.
3. Go skinny-dipping! It's the most liberating thing ever. You have to let go of your insecurities when you take off your clothes. But you're hidden por the water -- so it's like...
Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a package, because you’re sure not picking anything up. Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter’s body, I will remove them. Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don’t take this as an insult, but you and...