1. WTF is wrong with super-homem Returns?
2. Did anyone know that super-homem is an American staple? Is it save to say Mickey rato will soon be a sewer rat? The American flag will have polka-dots? Coca-Cola will taste like warm Michelob? Sony will start making crappy defective video game products?.......oh.
3. The kid was too young. He was an excellent Clark Kent. Teenage super-homem is stupid. I got a film idea for Brandon Routh's teenage super-homem (go and look! It sucks but look anyway!) but here it didn't work.