t-swift

1 When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did–in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car.
2 I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
3 Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
4 Dear Math, please grow up and
solve your own problems, I'm
tired of solving them for you.
5 Girls are like phones. We love
to be held and talked to, but if
you press the wrong button
you'll be disconnected!
6 I hate...

There's a fine line between fishing and
standing on the costa like an idiot.


Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in?
I think that's how cachorros spend their lives.

Don't worry about the world ending today...
It's already tomorrow in New Zealand.
(unless you're in New Zealand -then start worrying)

Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.
There's too much fraternising with the enemy.

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend.
Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

Character is what you are.
Reputation is what people think you are.

Drive carefully
It's not only cars that can be recalled...

50 things i am thankful to

1. Twitter (thank you to everyone on Twitter who helped me compile this list)
2. TED
3. Sisters (@SteveErrey)
4. Brothers
brother&sister

5. Coffee
6. Snow covered mountains
7. A warm cama to sleep in (@bluestatus)
8. Fresh frutas
9. Chocolate
10. Lolcats
11. Ice cream
12. Children laughing
13. Children smiling
14. iPhones/ iPods
15. Your Health
16. Flowers
17. A good novel
reading-a-book
18. time !!!
19. Reddit & Digg
20. Air conditioning on a hot summer day
21. Dishwashers
22. Good conversation
23. Good friends
24. President( i don/t think so !!)
25. Rock ‘n’ Roll and songs
26....