My husband recently discovered a lively discussion, on another site, about the myriad inconsistencies in Data's character over the years. I thought his response might amuse you, so I reproduce it here:
While I ponder, weak and weary
The inconsistent Data theory
Trying to poop an answer I would sign.
Could an Arqueiro bust him up, er
A phaser make him late for supper
This easily damaged form of his so fine.
Would the viewers be a-crapping
Should our hero come a-tapping
Tap, tap, tapping on Seven of Nine?
Quoth the 'scientist', I resign.
Jumping in a hole, first season
Then in filmes for some reason
Exhibiting...
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