A/N: This is my first so dont make fun of me :P i know its very confusing but you will get use to it, maybe. I hope you understand!! XD also, the paragraphs with spaces are in different places, I think you will understand, you guys are smart!
Lela was just hanging out in Zim’s base with gir who was playing with his toy truck that the human girl got him. She smiled seeing how happy the little robot was. She picked him up while he snuggled against her and the toy truck. Zim walked in,
“Hyooman, did you get gir yet another toy?” He asked, hoping that she didn’t. The girl smiled, “Yes I did Zim. I promised that if he behaved, I would get him a toy truck!” Zim rolled his fake eyes, “Fine, as long as I know that he has been a good minion, it is ok.” He sat down on the sofá seguinte to her. He met Lela a while atrás and let her be one of the extremely few people, or to classify it further, girls that he let in his base, let alone in a 10 ft distance. She was kind, caring, considerate, and even loved to help him take over the world. He accepted her, and she accepted him. She never tried to crush him with hugs, unlike other fã girls. She was, the perfect friend. A loud noise was soon heard which made Zim leap up. “Oh, sorry Zim, that was my phone.” She took it out and read a text message. Zim watched, sure he had seen her text before, but it was always a fascinating thing to watch considering he didn’t have a phone. Her fingers were so fast typing in all the letters, and when she was done, she closed her phone and smiled. “Ok all done.” Zim fixed his wig, not once had he changed it, Lela wanted him too, but he didn’t feel like changing it. He really didn’t change anything from when he first came to earth 5 years ago. Still had the same contacts as well, his eyes either blue or ruby. He never changed his outfit either. Lela said that it looked like a girl dress many times, but Zim didn’t care. He felt like a proud Irken soldier in it; ready to prove himself to his Tallest one day, or even become the Tallest on day. Zim had grown, might have been on the shorter side for being a sophomore in high skool, but at least he had grown and was happy with his height. Lela on the other hand, was only a freshman. Her friends thought she was a bit crazy but she never cared. She loved traveling to Zim’s world just to be with him and Dib. He still never understood why she had to care about Dib too, but he let it slide. He was closer to Lela then Dib in his mind. He just never understood why she called herself Lela. When he first met her, she said that her name was classified, but he was able to call her either Lela or her “full” name SPKR689, which was an account user name she loved. She did not want anyone in this world to know her real name. Didn’t matter to Zim, as long as she was there, helping him and protecting him, he was ok. His thoughts were interrupted por another girl bursting through the door. “Lela, Dib has been captured.” The girl exclaimed.
Lela gasped, “Kim, what happened to Dib?” she asked. Zim knew who Kim was. Kim was a friend of Lela. Zim met her not long atrás and was pretty ok with her. She was just like Lela, which made him happy. “He was captured por the squirrels.” Kim said. “Lela, we have to save him, you, me, and Zim.” She said pointing to the alien. “What? Me, the almighty Zim? I shall NEVER help my enemy!” He shouted trying to get his point proven. “Lela, you know what to do when he gets this way.” Lela smirked, and grabbed duct tape and wrapped it about Zim’s mouth. Oh, wait, there was something he hated about this girl, how determined she was when it came to Dib.
Dib. How he hated when he came into the picture. She always wanted them to be friends, he was scared of her when it came to one fã thing. ZADR. Shuddering at the thought, he yelled at her, “Drop that tape hyooman girl! Zim does not want to help Dib!” “Zim, you have to save him or else you will no longer have an enemy to fight with anymore.” Lela said matter-of-factly. Zim growled at the tape was gently wrapped around his mouth. “Hurry up, the mais time we waste here, the mais time they have with Dib.” Kim said, “Now you can take Zim, I got something else I can use.” And with that, all three left, while gir was too busy watching his favorito show.
“Dib was captured about a half hora ago, his message went to my phone because he said that if he texted it to you, Zim would break your phone. So that’s why I asked where you were so I could get you and we could all save Dib!” Kim explained while going to their destination. Zim laughed, “Foolish hyooman, Dib should suffer! Suffer I say!” Lela sighed and continued on with Kim. No matter what she said about Dib, he would never agree. Plus, that tape must suck to make him still talk or she was too generous with making it gentle.
Kim stopped short, looking at the building in front of her. “We are here, I will take the lower level with GIR, you and Zim can take the lower level.” She explained. “But Kim, gir didn’t come with us how could he-.” Lela was cut short por gir jumping out of no where. “HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY THERE!!” he waved. “GIR what are you doing here? Go back to the base right now!” Zim screamed, making Lela pull out the spare tape. “Uh, no mais talking for you Zim.” She said while applying mais tape to his mouth. Now Zim couldn’t scream, much to everyone’s enjoyment. Kim grabbed gir and headed to the back door while Lela dragged Zim to the back. “We are going to need Irken equipment Zim, give it to me now.” Lela commanded. Lela was always in control, which Zim despised but did not admit. She use to be a “Sgt.” On a website that she loved and never let that side of her leave. ‘Stupid pinguim making her…gah.’ Zim thought as he let her go through his PAK. She then grabbed a grappling hook and shot it at a window. “Oh crap, well that is just going to have to do!” She said, she grabbed Zim, who was light for being a bit taller then her. They were pulled up and flew into the open window. “OOOF!!” the girl exclaimed falling on topo, início of Zim. “Not the kind of face I felt like looking at right now, not like its bad, I just don’t want to fall on topo, início of you ever again.” Zim glared at her while she got off and looked around the dark room. She froze hearing footsteps from the hall. The door opened revealing Kim.
“This place is so weird! I open one door and go to a whole different level! It will take us forever to get to Dib now!” Kim said, trying to calm herself down. “Well me and Zim just got into the place so we would not know, but I think maybe trying that door across the hall that says ‘KEEP OUT HUMAN INSIDE’ might just work.” Lela said giggling. Kim glared, walked over to the door, kicked it open and there inside sat Dib, looking quite bored as he just sat there. “Well hi there.” He said laughing. “Came to rescue me?” Kim did not look amused, “Where are the rats? And the screaming?” “Oh well, they didn’t believe that anyone would rescue me, so they locked the door on the inside and left the outside part unlocked, just to see if they were right. Stupid rats, look who is right now!” Dib said happily. Lela looked at him to say, ‘you’re freaking kidding us right now right?’ “Dib, this is pathetic, if they thought you wouldn’t be rescued, why did they even capture you?” Dib opened his mouth and closed it realizing the stupidity in it. “Yeah, sorry Dib, your just unloved por humanity.” Kim said rudely. Dib looked upset and looked away. Lela, noticing this, shoved Zim into Kim and ran to give Dib a hug, until a force field came in contact with her. “OW!!” she yelled and landed on the floor. Dib ran to the field in between them and told Kim what to do to stop the force. Kim followed and soon, Dib was freed from the force flied. Lela was still on the ground holding her head. “Lela, are you ok? DAMMIT! I always hurt the people that I amor and care about” He embraced her in a hug and carried her in his arms. She opened her eye, “If you hurt the people you amor and care about, you must be mais then in amor with Zim.” She smirked when she saw the reaction on his and Zim’s face. The look of horror, oh how she loved it. Mumbling, Dib carried her out of the building. Kim looked back confused. “Why didn’t the squirrels attack us?” Dib stopped short, and turned around. “The squirrels! Damn, I totally forgot about them!” in panic, he started to run, much to Lela’s dismay. “Dib! Put me down!! What did I say about beings just friends?!?!” Lela yelled as Dib ran. “I know! But I don’t feel like having a girl that actually doesn’t hate me die!!” Kim stayed with Zim who wasn’t much help considering he was still tied up. She pulled out an irken gun ready for the attack. Suddenly, the place collapsed down and Kim heard laughter in the background.
“Foolish earth girl, the squirrels were only doing their job, FOR ME.” She turned back to see Zim, tape of his mouth and his hands and feet free. “Now, how about you drop that irken weapon and run away with your, little friends now huh?” He smirked seeing her face which was in terror. Obeying, she quickly ran away and left a laughing alien alone, happy with his victory. “GUYS!! GUYS HELP ME!!” She screamed hoping that they were not too far away. She caught sight of Dib still carrying Lela and running. “YOU TWO!! ZIM IS FREE AND IS GOING TO KILL US!!” she screamed making Dib freeze. “Zim is going to, oh no he won’t” Dib exclaimed, he put Lela down and ran in the opposite direction of Kim. Kim ran up to Lela, “you ok? He was carrying you for a while.” Lela looked up, “It was ok, I’m lazy and glad he did that, I could never run that far that fast.” She smiled.
Zim was still laughing when Dib got there. “It’s over Zim! I don’t want you hurting either of those girls! You put them is so much danger!” Dib yelled at the smaller alien. Zim laughed even more, “Ah Dib, you actually think that I would hurt dear Lela and her friend? NEVER! Kim is very nice to Zim and Lela helps Zim out all of the time. Hurting them would be bad for the mission.” He smirked. In a flash, Dib ran and tackled Zim, both threw punches at one another. “LET GO!” “NEVER!” “YOU JERK!” “YOU’RE THE JERK!” “ASSHOLE!” “WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO WITH DONKEYS!?!?” “I HATE YOU!” I HATE YOU MORE!” “I ALWAYS HATED YOU” “FLITHY BIG HEADED BOY!” “MY HEAD IS NOT FREAKING BIG!” The fighting that went from 5th grade never stopped, each dia it happened again and again. The girls heard the screaming and saw what was going on. “They have to stop fighting. I swear, one dia they will. Hold on, lets pretend to be in trouble, then they will stop.” Lela commanded, Kim nodding her head in agreement.
“GIR!! NO!! WE ARE GOING TO DIE!” Lela yelled, using her atuação skills. gir laughed, and turned into his duty mood. “Girls, you should jump when we get to the acid pool and fall into it leaving you both to die!” gir commanded. Kim and Lela were standing on a platform over the acid as gir spoke. Dib and Zim stopped fighting and saw the horror of both girls in danger. “FOOLS!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP THERE??!” Zim screamed. “Come on Zim! We have to save them!” Both ran to the acid pool. Lela and Kim hugged each other while gir pretended to almost push them forward. Dib and Zim leaped up and pushed GIR, which caused him to actually push the girls over. Lela and Kim screamed in horror. Dib and Zim jumped into action, both with their own device, they grabbed a girl each, Dib with Kim and Zim with Lela. They shot a device that made them balanço over the acid pool, making them jump to safety.
Both girls hugged their heroes tightly. The plan was for them to fake it and gir would have saved them himself. “What was that? Why did gir go insane and push you, you two out of everyone? gir loves you!” Zim asked. “We, we wanted you two to stop fighting.” Lela said quietly, slowly releasing herself from the tight hug. “We were just trying to be good girls…” Kim added, also releasing herself from Dib. “If you wanted to be good girls, you would let the boys take care of-.” Dib was stopped por Lela’s death glare. “Fine, forget I said anything.” “Yes, yes, Now that everyone is find and dandy, I SHALL GET BACK TO MY PLAN!!” Zim screamed and laughed while shocking Dib. The girls shrieked and backed away while Zim grabbed Dib, running away with gir following close behind.
Staring from a distance, the girls soon ran after. “What is with him? Why is he atuação like this now?” Kim asked as she and Lela ran not knowing where to go. “He is always like this, but it has to stop.” She heard laughter from above. “Lela-hyooman, silly, silly girl, I have taken him to a place where you will never believe!! MWAHAHAHA!!” Said the voice. Lela turned to Kim, “Dib is at Zim’s house.” “WHAT? NO…YOU’RE LYING!!!” The voice shouted. “Zim, what about the atuação lessons I taught you?” Lela teased. “I…I AM NO…I AM ZIM!!” the voice finished, and then Zim flew away on a new piece of Irken technology that he had gotten not long ago. The girls ran to Zim’s house as fast as they could.
Kim informed her, “Lela, come on! We have to recue Dib before it is too late!” “I’m trying but I am way too lazy and don’t run that often!!” Lela, shouted. “Well, try harder, for Dib!!” Kim ran faster. “I got this!! I got this!!” Lela ran as fast as she could looking back at Kim showing that she could do this. “Yeah! I’m running! I’m run-“Lela hit the hard door with her head. “I think we are here.” She said, holding her head and turning the door knob. The girls walked in, gir was there sitting on the sofá just like he usually did. “GIR,” Lela said, “Where are they?” gir looked up at the familiar face, smiling. “Mastah and big head are in room.” The girls glanced at each other. “What room GIR?” GIR’s smile widened, “A secret room, he told me not to tell!” He stuck his tongue out. Lela burst out laughing, “Wait, GIR, you mean to say, that they are in a aleatório room together? What’s going on in there?” She smirked, her own dirty mind going places. Kim looked at her with disgust. “Lela! Get that smirk off you face! You dirty girl you!” She laughed, knowing what was going on in her friends mind. Lela smiled, “Hey, I can’t help it! You know me!” She laughed with her. gir pointed to the elevator under the table. “Go down there, its mais fun then the toilet!” The girls went down the table’s elevator thrilled they didn’t have to take the toilet’s entrance. Once down in the lab, they listened for the two. “Ugh, this is going to be so hard to find them!” Kim exclaimed. Lela searched and suddenly stopped. “I hear something, stay quite and listen.” She walked over to the wall. Leaning close, she listened to the other side. “I hear breathing, no talking, no screaming, just breathing.” Kim walked over and did the same. She knocked on the wall. “SHH!!! They will hear you!” Lela whispered. “I’ll get us in.” She steadied herself, ready to bust the wall. Kim looked for a place to hide. “AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!” Lela ran to the mural with all her might, and stopped short. She placed a finger on the mural and pushed it gently. Inside Zim and Dib stared sharing the same expression, being confused.
Kim had the same expression, “What was that? You wasted energy just to gently push down a mural like it was a feather? Really?” “Hey, at least I made it look epic” “Can’t say no to that.” “WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS HUMAN??” Zim shouted. “Uh, that I can’t use my awesome weapons? I don’t get to explode anything? I can’t use my amazing violin to destroy all who cruz my path?” “That I don’t get to use my flute to do the same thing that Kim wanted to do and never get to see the future of you two together forever?” Zim and Dib glanced at each other, thinking of why anyone would use things like those to fight, or even the fact that Lela was a fã like no other. Both knew how tough she was when it comes to fã stuff. But here both girls were here, standing in front of them both. Zim broke the silence. “Er, well I have no real comment to that. Zim doesn’t want to know WHY you hyoomans would even try to use those weapons.” Curiously, Dib asked the girls, “Were you trying to rescue me again?” “Yes,” Kim explained, “We saw Zim capture you after you both saved us. We didn’t want you to be in danger so we went to save you.” Dib smiled, happy that people actually cared about him. “Gee, thanks.” “Wait a segundo there, how did you two get into my base? GIR,” Zim paused. He knew the little robot was never capable of taking charge. And gir knew Lela so well; of course he would let them in. Then again, gir knew when no one was allowed in the base, this was one of those times but he still let them in. “GIR, was not allowed to let anyone in, what did you do to my robot?” Lela smiled knowing that Kim actually just gave the little robot a bolinho, queque but lied to Zim so not to cause any trouble. “Zim, gir just knows me so well, why wouldn’t he let me in?” Zim pouted, he knew she was right. Lela was a nice fã girl that didn’t give him what the rest of the fã girls wanted to give him. She was sane, sure she had her moments, but Zim didn’t want to loose a fã girl that didn’t kill him with hugs. “Kim is my friend too, so gir just let her come with me.” Lela and Kim were friends, Zim knew this. He met Kim not long atrás yet she still knew so much about him. Maybe from Dib, but Dib didn’t know Kim that well either, he just knew Lela because she was a sane fã to him as well. “Fine, Zim understands.” Zim pouted once again in defeat. That girl knew what she was talking about. Lela smirked knowing that she had won this round, “So, are you going to let Dib go, or are we going to have a bit of a problem here?” Zim gave her a confused look, he didn’t know what he was going to do with Dib. “Uh, why would I do that?” He thought about what just came out of his mouth. To most, it was just a sentence, to these girls; it could be so much more. Kim’s mouth was agape, turning to Lela she said, and “So, you were right all along?” Lela raised an eyebrow, “Wait, right about what? Zim just didn’t want to let-.” She stopped her sentence knowing what Kim was talking about. Smiling, she looked back at Zim. “Zim,” She stated, “why won’t you let poor Dib go, why did you take him, and why are you giving me that look?”
Zim stepped back, not wanting to know what their fã girl minds were thinking of at that second. Dib, thinking of what could be going on in their minds, spoke up. “What, what is going on? Then again, why would you capture me and stare at me in an awkward way for about a half hour?” Stumbling for words, Zim took a few steps back, scared of what could be coming. “I, have bigger and worse plans for this hyooman!!” Smirking, Lela stepped closer, “Really? Are they, very painful?” she walked up to him slowly knowing he hated when obsessive fã girls did that to him. “Would it be fun for you to torture him? Would he, scream?” Kim stared to laugh, knowing what dirty thoughts were going through her friends mind. She walked up to Zim, who was almost against the wall. “Common Zim, what were you going to do to, or even with Dib?” Zim, not knowing a thing of what she was talking about, was crushed between the mural and the girl. He could feel the warmness of the girl who was literally pinning him to the wall. He hated when she did this, knowing she was very strong for a girl, even if she was an inch shorter then him. Why must she be so much stronger then Zim, he wondered? He never did anything that would offend her, he knew he would pay. “What Zim wanted to do to Dib was,” his voice trembled, “Was, uh,” “I knew it, I always knew it” She walked away from the irken smiling proudly. “See Kim? I told you, I knew what was going on.” Kim smirked, “Ok, ok you win, I see it all now.” Dib, now unconformable, asked shyly, “Lela, what are you even talking about? What is going on?” Lela smirked at Dib, “Oh, well I would tell you naturally but,” her voice trailed off, “I don’t want to be the one to tell you now. Or maybe it’s because I’m not sure about you yet.” She turned to Kim, “You have to take him to his dad, you know why. Find out the truth about him. His dad is better off explaining it to him. Take him now.” She gently shoved Dib into the girl, which told him that something is going on, and he might not like the idea so much. Kim grabbed his arm smiling. “Oh Dib, you have so much to look progressivo, para a frente to now.” Dib was scared, he did not know Kim as much as he knew Lela, but he figured, they must be alike and he knew what kind of a girl Lela was. “Now Lela, what are we going to do about Zim? He does not have parents. Who will tell him?” Dib tried to pull away, “Tell him what? What are you trying to tell us!?” Lela’s face lit up with happiness. “I WILL TELL ZIM!!” she shouted almost making the room shake. Zim held on to the sofá scared. ‘What is she going to tell me?’ he though. Kim laughed and instantly shoved the other girl into Zim who fell on topo, início of him. Glaring, Lela jumped off Zim mouthing something to Kim. Laughing, Kim replied, “Calm down, the future is to come, don’t ruin it.” “Alright, fine. Take Dib now and be quick! His father will have lots to say. I’ll be with Zim in his lab, where gir won’t interrupt.” Grabbing Zim’s arm, they left down the elevator to the lab. “Let’s go Dib!” screeched Kim, shoving him out of the base.
Lela smiled as she pulled Zim into the lab. Zim still terrified did his best to not look as terrified as he felt. The girl stopped turned around and faced Zim. “Now then Zim,” she said mysteriously, “Want to know what me and Kim were talking about?” Zim nodded slowly, he wanted to know, but then again, it could be awful, did he really want to know?
“Where, where are you taking me again?” asked Dib who was being shoving and pushed along por Kim. “Lela told me to bring you to your dad. He has to tell you something that I and Lela don’t feel like telling you.” Dib’s s eyes widened, “How bad could it be?” “Not that bad really, Lela would have told you yourself, but she didn’t know if she should have or not. Your dad telling you would be so much better, and less detailed, now stop dragging your feet, I’m getting tired of pushing you”.
Lela walked over and made Zim sit down, knowing that this could have a big reaction from the alien. She paused, making sure that he was ready. “Hurry hyooman, Zim is waiting for what you have to tell Zim.” Glaring, she turned around, “Not sure if I should tell you but I will, I thought about how stupid you can really be and maybe you wont understand.” “Zim is not stupid!!!” he shouted, jumping up out of his seat. The girl pushed him back down. “What did I want you to do? Sit down!!!” Zim growled, hated being controlled por a younger, smaller girl. “When you’re ready, I will tell you.” She sat down and waited.
“MOVE! Dib, just get in the house!” Kim tried to get Dib into the house after shoving him all the way there. “No! Why can’t you just tell me? My dad is way too into science to even care about me! So why should he be the one to tell me?” Dib shouted trying to not fall down and be dragged into the house. “No! Just let your dad tell you! I told you, you will be happier that he told you then Lela! She would get way too into detail for your ears!” Kim shouted. “Into detail? But I’m a ano older then her! WHAT ARE YOU TWO TRYING TO TELL ME!?!?” Dib screamed, while literally, was getting squished into the door.
Zim was currently screaming and yelling at the girl while she smirked at him. “We can do this the easy way, or the hard way you know. I was kind of hoping for the hard way too.” Lela brought out her watch, the watch that Zim had given to her himself. He knew what the watch was capable of, and he really didn’t want to find out the hard way. Without a sound, he sat down, his antenna going flat on his head. Lela smile, how cute the alien was when he wasn’t in charge, yelling, or fighting. “Are you finally calm and ready for the answer?” Zim nodded, waiting for the answer that he longed for.
“No no no no no! Just tell me! I rather have it detailed then por my dad! Come on Kim! Come on, just listen to me for once! NO!” Dib was just getting pushed, shoved, and dragged across his house. Kim was starting to get tired of him constantly yelling. “Dib, shut up already. You dad is telling you and that is that. Oh, there he is now.” Smirking, she dragged por the foot to his dad. “Professor Membrane? I need you to tell your son something.” Kim said. “Sure little girl. I guess I have some time. What do you want me to tell him?” Membrane asked. Kim whispered in his ear, while Dib crawled for the door. “WHAT!?!” was all Dib heard before his father grabbed him.
The girl smiled, made her way close to Zim. “Well us humans have out fate, and out fate is what our lives kind of are. It is our roads to our future. You, well you, have no idea about this and can not realize what your fate really is.” Zim, curious of what she was talking about, acted like he was in skool and raised his hand. “Yes Zim?” she asked reluctantly. “Hyooman, what is fate?” he asked innocently. Lela sighed, if this was hard enough; just wait until he hears the rest of it. “Fate? I just told you! It’s your future on what you are meant to do and who and what will be in your life!” Zim looked at her angrily, “Why are you telling Zim of his “fate” then? Zim’s fate is to be an Irken Invader!” He stood up proudly. Lela’s eye twitched, “AHEM.” “Sorry,”
“You are what? When did this happen? Who did it happen with? Why must I be the one to tell you?” Membrane asked Dib, who was terrified of his dad’s booming voice. “Happen with? When it happened? I’m what? What is everyone trying to tell me??!?” Dib yelled out, not caring if his dad yelled back at him. Kim laughed and sat down on a mesa, tabela enjoying the sight in front of her. “Wait, oh you don’t know yet? Well then son, I guess I’m the one that gets to tell you. Oh! That was what I was supposed to do! Tell you something that will change your life forever!” Membrane exclaimed. “But what is it?!” Dib shouted finally wanted to hear what his dad had to say. “Son, you like guys.” Dib froze.
Annoyed at letting Kim take Dib instead of her, she stomped around the lab. ‘This is so much harder then I thought, but it is because he is so stupid!’ she thought to herself. The alien sat quietly finally hearing that, that wasn’t the fate she was talking about now. She explained about how your fate can be up to you and how they just happen. After a good half hour, she wondered how Kim could be taking so long with Dib. She decided to skip the rest of what she was going to say and get to the point. “Zim,” she stated smiling, “what I and Kim were talking about was about you and Dib.” She beamed, “CONGRADULATIONS! YOU’RE GAY!” Zim sat there and raised his hand slowly. Lela froze, “yes, Zim?” “Lela, what is gay?” Lela banged her head on a near por table.
“Gay? Do you mean to say that I’m gay? Me, Dib, gay? But, but, but, but…” Dib stuttered for words. Kim smirked, “Well now, its better hearing that from your dad then hearing it from Lela now isn’t it?” Dib’s eyes widened. ‘Lela telling me? Oh boy…that could have been…bad’ Dib thought, thinking of the many things that Lela could be telling him about him being gay. ‘Well, I rather she tell Zim everything then me’ Dib laughed quietly at the thought of how Zim would react, if he knew what she was talking about anyways.
After she calmed down she explained, “Gay is, well it means, well you like guys and not girls.” Zim was calm about this and simply replied, “Who would like girls? They are whiny and complain a lot and-.” He stopped halfway in to take a slap to the face.
Membrane sat down on a stool, thinking about his son. After a while he perked up, and walked over to Dib who was sitting on the ground in silence. “Dib, I realized something. But I have perguntas to ask you first. Do you like guys?” Dib looked up and blushed, not wanting to answer the question. “Well, I, NO! No I don’t! I don’t I…” Dib looked for something to say to get his point through. “Dib, answer or I will destroy all of your pictures!” Membrane said. “Wait! My pictures? No! don’t do that all those pictures, the notebooks, the memories of me and Zi-.” Dib looked down knowing his answer. “I’m taking your red face, quietness, and denial for a yes. Now Dib, do you still like girls?”
“Girls are not that bad Zim, I’m a girl and look at me, I’m fine!” stated Lela smiling. Zim rolled his fake eyes. “Most human girls are rude, you are not and neither is Kim. Girls just don’t like Zim for some reason.” He shrugged. “You don’t think that girls like you? Zim, do you really think that that is true? What about all your fã girls?” She smirked, remembering all of the times that she had to save Zim from all the crazy fã girls. Zim started at her remembering all the times when he was attacked and she saved him. “Those girls don’t count. They have no meaning to Ziiiiiiiim” He said putting an extra twist on his name. “Well, they have really big crushes on you. You are just that awesome.” Zim smiled then put up his claw. Rolling her eyes, she asked him, “You would amor to know what a crush is wouldn’t you?” Zim nodded and crosses his legs while sitting on the chair. Lela thought to herself, ‘wow, he looks like a girl in that position and dress.’
Dib looked up, ‘do I still like girls?’ he thought to himself. “Well, I have liked some before. Remember?” He remembered that Gretchen use to like him, but he was only 10 then and didn’t really think about liking any girls. He also remembered when he first met Lela, he thought she ‘liked’ him liked him. He mistook the hugs and started too actually like her a bit. She finally realized and did her best to stop hugging him as much. Finally, he realized that she didn’t like him that way so he just, stopped. ‘Well, at least she cares. He thought. Now to answer the question, “Uh, I think so. Yeah.” Membrane smiled.
“So, I have what you hyoomans call a ‘crush’ on Dib?” the alien asked. The girl smiled, did he finally get it? “Yes!” she shouted excitedly only to be disappointed por the sight of the aliens claw going slowly upward. “You still don’t know what a crush is, do you?” The only thing she got other then a headache was “AAAAAAAH MY WALL!”
Membrane sat at his desk, he knew that Dib may like what he had to say, or he would hate it. “Dib, I have news for you, you might just like it.” Dib looked at his dad. “Dib, you might not actually be gay,” his father explained. Kim gasped, ‘oh no, what will Lela think now?!?!’
With ice on her head, Lela was doing her best to make Zim understand. “Sooo a crush is feelings, feelings are emotions, emotions are good, and I am good for liking Dib, who I have feelings for which means I have a crush on him and that means I feel emotions?” Zim asked doing his best to understand her. Overjoyed, she jumped up and hugged him tightly. “Yes! Yes!!! Do you finally understand?” Zim somewhat nodded, knowing if he didn’t lie, she would almost have her head in the floor or worse. Proudly, she hugged him tighter, making him unable to breathe for a few seconds.
“Dib, you’re not gay. Instead, you are bisexual.” Membrane proclaimed. Dib, who had first been smiling, stopped smiling. Dib sighed; thinking that his dad would have said that he was not gay at all. He did not want to be bi either. “Ok dad, so instead of being gay completely, I’m bi. Great news to hear, dad!” Dib said unhappily. Kim thought about this, ‘Bi? Huh, well it is a bit better then being gay, but will Lela think this is ok?’ Worried, she approached Dib. “Heh, bi huh? That’s, uh, great news!” she tried to sound nice but that just wasn’t going to work. He glared at her, “Oh thanks. All my life I totally wanted to find THIS out.” He pouted then perked up. “Wait, what was Lela going to tell Zim? That he was gay too?” Kim sighed, knowing that she was going to have to explain.
Once Zim was able to breathe again, Lela asked how he felt about Dib. “Well, he, I don’t know, BUT!” He tried to do his best from loosing his air permanently, “He is nice, kind, sweet, uh…” He stopped, hearing what he had just said. He blushed not knowing that he really thought all that about Dib. “Aw, that’s cute.” squealed Lela, who loved things like this. “How long have you felt that towards him?” Zim looked away, “Not sure, but uh, a while I guess?” he glanced up and without raising his hand asked, “What is love?” He nearly had to hold down his antenna from the happy screaming and squealing that he was receiving from the girl.
“So, you and Lela wanted to tell us that I and Zim are gay for each other?” Dib asked. “Well it was mostly her idea, but I thought that it was cute I mean come on, following him since 5th grade? Having pictures and diary entries about him? Dib, you studied him each and everyday. Admit it, you do like him.” Kim said. Dib looked down feeling the blood rush to his face. “Well, “I guess when you put it that way, but I have to say, no.”
“So, now that you know what amor is, do you amor Dib?” she asked the alien who was sitting down with his legs against his chest. “Well,” Zim started, “maybe, but I’m still unsure myself…” he dug his face in his legs, embarrassed of himself. “But Lela, do you,” he stopped, picked his head up and turned to her, his face a deep blue color. “Do you think that he likes me? He always claims that he hates Zim.” He looked sad for once, which Lela had never seen. ‘How out of character for him, he must actually like him’, she thought, knowing that Zim was atuação very strange. “Well, I’m not a mind reader so I wouldn’t know, but he does seem to act like he cares sometimes.” She replied. “He stalks you, but that’s mais of being creepy then actually caring for someone. Yet he never lets anyone hurt you.” Zim looked up with his big fake blue eyes, shining so bright, that there was a bit of a glare. ‘Is he tearing?’
“You like him.” “No I don’t.” “You like him.” “No I don’t.” “You like him.” “No I don’t.” “You like him!” “SHUT UP!!” Dib picked up the smaller girl and carried her out of the room on his shoulder. “Put me down right now Dib!” She kicked and screamed. “No, not until you stop with all this nonsense!” “Dib, I know you mais then you think! Think of his green skin, and how much he has grown, he is taller then Lela and I!” Dib kept walking but thought about what Kim just said. ‘His green skin was kind of cute, and he had grown a bit.’ Thought Dib. Zim grew a few good inches and he was just a bit above Dib’s shoulders. Dib was tall for being 16, while Zim and Lela were short for being still 15, yet he actually didn’t know Zim’s age on earth but at least he looked like a 15-16 years old to him. He didn’t know how old Kim was, and he didn’t feel like asking. “Come on Dib, just think, what if Zim does like you back?” Dib froze with Kim still over his shoulder kicking.
Lela was now holding a crying alien in her arms now, wondering what to do. She had helped someone who was crying before, but that was normally her little sister. She did not know what to do. Zim stuttered, “What, what if he doesn’t like me? Then what? Sure I thought I hated him but that was long time ago. I don’t hate him anymore.” He pressed his cheek the to the girls’ shoulder who was having a hard time holding him on her lap because of how much bigger Zim was then her. She held his head while her camisa soaked up the irken tears.
“Well, I don’t think that I would feel that bad I mean. He is my enemy you know right?” Dib said throwing Kim on a comfy chair. Not bothering to move, she laid their upside down. “Dib, I do think he cares, if he didn’t, you would have been dead already.” Dib thought about this, it was true, but still, he thought he was sort of a game to Zim. “Doubt it. After multiple attempts to kill me, I would say no.” “Dib, he never actually hurt you.” Dib glared, knowing that this was true as well. “He does not want to kill you. All he wants to do with earth is impress his Tallest. You know that, actually, you HAVE known that since 8th grade!” Dib and Zim had spent 5 years together, same school, same classes, same lunch, same walk início each day, and the same fights. “Great, to know that most of my life revolves around Zim.” Said Dib while Kim simply smirked.
It had been a whole hora now and Lela did not know what to do. ‘How long can it take a human girl to get a human dad to tell his human son that he is gay or even bi?’ she pondered. She had a bit of a feeling that Dib would be bi instead of full gay, considering it took her a while to get Dib to believe that she was just a fã of him instead of liking him in a certain way. She also thought that it might be even scarier for him now because he wasn’t a kid anymore. He and Zim were now in high skool so hearing he was either bi or gay, she shuddered, that really could take some getting use to. She was overjoyed that she was straight, ‘I’m going to go home, and talk to as many guys as possible’ she thought
Dib was now hugging Kim who was quite annoyed with him hugging her. “So it is true, I really do like Zim. I never really thought about it until today. Thanks Kim!” Kim had told Dib everything that Zim has done that made Zim look like he cared. Dib, finally seeing the light was thrilled and was happy now. “So, Kim, you were saying about Zim liking me? Can you continue on with the list please?”
“So, you think he could like me?” Zim asked with hope in his eyes. She had gotten him to stop crying, but there was still something in his eyes other then hope, they were full of worry. Scared of telling the human how he feels and then getting his coração broken. “I have a good feeling about that Zim, it would be hard to believe if he didn’t like you.” She smiled thrilled to see the irkens’ eyes light up and to see his antenna bounce up from underneath his wig. “Really?” He hugged her tightly. “Zim, can you do me a huge favor?” “Yes hyooman?” “Get off me.”
“Ok, because I can not think of anything else to say, can we just go back to Zim’s base?” Kim asked Dib who was atuação a bit too happy, but quickly went back to his mood before. “Wait, go back to Zim’s base? No lets not I’m going to stay here.” He sat down and crossed his arms turning away from the girl. Kim glared, “You will come with me back to Zim’s base before I act like Gaz and rip you apart into many piece!” Dib flinched scared because he knew what Gaz could do, but he didn’t want to find out what Kim could do. “Why do I have to go back? I can’t tell Zim that I like him! What about that chance that he doesn’t? Lela could be dead for all we know!” Dib shouted. Kim gasped terrified of her friend being killed for telling Zim the truth about himself. “Dib she would never be dead! She could easily defend herself from Zim. Take that back or I’m going to go tell her myself!” Dib backed away, “I take it back I swear!” “So are you ready to go back to the base?” “No!” “Ok then you asked for it, I have been resting and I’m ready to drag you back again.” Kim shoved Dib off the chair, grabbed his foot, and dragged him out of the house. She smiled to herself, ‘Oh what fun this will be.’ she thought to herself while Dib screamed.
Kim dragged Dib into the base while he was screaming. Lela and Zim heard this from the lab and quickly went up the elevator. When they got up there, Kim was almost piercing Dib’s arm with her nails. “Boys, are, stupid.” She sneered, ignoring the faces that Dib was making from the pain. “Trust me Kim, I know.” Lela turned to Zim who glanced away trying to not make eye contact with her. “Please, please let go of my arm Kim! You’re making me bleed!!!” Dib shouted in pain. She let go realizing that he grip was much harder then it should have been. “Oh my God, I’m sorry!” she backed away, noticing that there was a bit of blood on her fingers. Dib had not been wearing his black trench casaco for once and the blood was spreading pretty quickly. Dib grabbed his arm trying to stop the blood. “Are, are you crazy? You don’t go digging your nails into people’s skin! And the worst part is, is that you gave HIM another idea!” He pointed at Zim, who por his expression, looked hurt por this. Lela spoke up quickly, “Uh, so Kim is going to get you something for that, minor cut there, and I want to know how everything went.” She quickly shut her mouth wondering if she should have even said something about that. Kim, noticing that she was a bit angry with herself, went to get a bandage for Dib.
Once she came back, everyone seemed like they could talk about what happened. Zim looked a bit scared yet and Dib was still annoyed at Kim. Lela spoke up once again, “Dib, I know that you still a bit annoyed at Kim, but I think that someone here can change that.” She winked at Zim which told him that he was going to have to tell Dib how he felt. “Uh, what the hyooman means Dib, is that Zim has something to tell you. Which is uh, er, uh…” he stopped doing his best not to blush. “Is…is…is…” In need of words he looked at Lela who was doing her best to mouth the words to Zim. He gave up, “HYOOMAN! ZIM HAS NO IDEA WHAT YOU ARE TRYING TO MAKE ME SAY!!!” Throwing his fists down, he stomped out of the room angrily. Lela, terrified of what just happened, did her best to cover it up. “He really wanted to tell you Dib, he is, just, uh, scared!” Kim jumped in, “Ok, Zim was an idiot...Do we need to give you two mais time, or will that just drive you insane Lela?” “No, just let me talk for Zim, is that ok Dib?” Dib nodded in approval, almost glad that she was talking instead of Zim. “Dib, Zim means to say that through all your fighting, he has felt something that most Irkens do not feel, emotions. He feels attached to you and cannot live without you. He feels that he has a crush on you. But, he makes it feel like so much more. He likes you Dib, he likes you sooo much. He is just too stupid for words...” Dib just sat there not knowing what to think. Kim motioned to Dib to say something. “Well, uh I guess I feel the same?” was all he said shyly. Lela slowly made her way over to Dib, not looking happy. Dib sat on the sofá scared, wondering what he did to make Lela give him that look. “Dib,” she started, “Was that it? That all, I gave a big speech about how Zim felt from the bottom of his coração and all you say is that you feel the same? There has to be mais then that. I mean come on!!” She yelled, making Dib fall back into the couch. Kim jumped in, “Lela, uh well we didn’t really have a plan on, I didn’t know that they, why didn’t you-?” she stuttered for words. “Lela, calm down, I know that you wanted to hear mais about how Dib feels about him, but its just, I have to talk to you in private.” Kim shoved the girl out of the room and into the room where Zim had stormed off too.
“Lela, I wasn’t planning on making them tell one another. I had to tell you that Dib isn’t gay, he is bi.” Kim explained. “Oh, well I kind of figured that anyways,” Lela said, “But, if you really like someone, you will tell them straight up.” “Yes I know, but Dib, well he was told por his dad, not me. I would have went easy on him, but it’s too bad that his dad didn’t. I hope that his dad won’t be even mais upset about him. I feel bad; his dad never seems to care.” Kim stopped, knowing that her friend thought the same. “Well, the only reason he is still strong is por Zim,” She continued. “Zim is his life, his heart, his everything! I’m just a bit sad that he can’t tell him straight up but in time, I know that he will.” Lela looked at Kim knowing that she was right. Kim looked around and walked over to the cabinet, “I hear him.” She opened the cabinet revealing Zim crying gently. “Zim, you ok? This is so unlike you.” Zim turned his head away, not wanting to look at the girl. Lela chimed in, “Zim, its ok. Please, please stop crying.” She put her hand in the cabinet and turned the irkens’ head towards her. “Everything is ok. I promise.” Smiling gently, she helped the irken out. Zim’s face was wet with tears and his camisa was damp as well. “Kim, you can go back, I’ll fix up Zim.” She took Zim into his room and Kim walked back into the room where Dib was. “Wait, Dib?” she asked the empty room. “Dib? Dib where are you? Come on out!” Quickly, she dashed for the main door, but all she saw was Dib running away from the base. “DIB! DIB COME BACK!!! NO!! Oh no!! Lela is going to kill someone now!” She ran back in the base wondering what to do. Pacing around, she thought about what she could do so that nothing would go wrong. Lela and Zim walked back in the room, only to find Kim walking about like crazy. “Uh, Kim, is there something wrong and where is-?” She stopped only to see Kim back away in fear of what she would do.
“Uh, nothing, nothing is wrong I was just,” she smiled getting an idea, “I was just wondering if Zim would find out about secret camera that I have in my pocket!” She took out a camera that wasn’t on, but it was enough to fool Zim and distract Lela. “Oh my gosh! You had a camera the whole time?” squealed Lela, which made her happy, only it had a different affect on Zim. “What?!? A camera? You, you were taping everything?!?!” Angrily, he tried to snatch the camera out of her hands. “Uh, no Zim, you can not have my camera. It’s mine and I want to keep the memory forever and ever!” she smirked, happy that her plan was working. “Oh, you will give me that camera, or I will stay quiet for the rest of the time!!” exclaimed Zim, thinking that because of this, the girls would want him to talk and give him the camera. Lela smirked, “Lets see how long this will last then shall we Zim?” Kim smiled with her, “That would actually be kind of nice Zim, go ahead, take a chance.” Zim just glared at them, still thinking that he could win. Kim decided to have fun with him. “Zim, did you hear I blasted a hole through your mural earlier to get it...with my IRKEN GUN?” Zim’s eye twitched, with the thought of yet, another hole in the wall. “And gir has been helping us this whole time because I gave him cup-cakes.” Zim was starting to turn a light blue color and to keep him from talking, he bit his lip. “I also have an Irken space-ship, laser, and capsule.” Kim smirked with victory in her eyes. Zim on the other hand, turned a deeper shade of blue and held his breath to keep from shouting. Lela, who could see that he wasn’t breathing, quickly started to try and make him crack, “Zim! No one said that you couldn’t breathe!!!” Kim laughed, “Zim, you are less smart than KEEF!” With the memory of Keef, lack of oxygen and trying to win, Zim fell onto the floor.
“Zim! Zim! Get up! Breathe! Don’t lay there! Get up!” Lela ran around the room in panic. Kim walked over to Zim and gently kicked him which somehow got him to breathe again. “Man, I didn’t think that you were that stupid that you would stop breathing.” She said calmly. Zim panted trying to recover from the lack of oxygen that he had. Lela was still running when she spotted Dib, who was at the front of the base staring at all three of them. He looked scared at what he just saw. Lela flipped out as soon as she saw him, “Dib! Why didn’t you help him out!? How long have you been there?” Without thinking, she stormed up to him. “Tell me Dib, tell me why!” Dib backed away not wanting to hear anymore and ran away for the segundo time. Zim, who was finally better from before, looked up to watch Dib run away. “Dib-human? What, what just happened? Why, why is he running away?” In fear, he jumped to his feet and stood at the front of the base. “Dib! Dib! Come back! Zim is ok!” He wanted to chase him, chase him until both could not run anymore. But Dib was far gone. Zim walked back into the base slowly. Kim not wanting to have to hear what Lela was going to say, spoke up. “Uh, hey, how about I go and get Dib back.” And with that, she followed Dib out the door. Zim sat down on the cold hard floor and started to cry all over again. gir came out of hiding and instantly run up to Zim. “Mastah? What, what happened?” He gasped, “Master! You’re leaking!! You’re leaking like a human Master!” gir jumped to Lela, “What happened to my Mastah?” “GIR,” she replied, “It was my entire fault, I got in the way and my obsessive fã girl side got the best of me.” She slowly sat down as well, across from Zim. “Zim, I’m SO sorry! I should have never even bothered! I thought I was doing good, but instead, I was taking control and hurting my best friends.” She started to tear up, “I never wanted to see you cry, you out of all my friends Zim. I don’t want to see you upset.” She and Zim looked up at each other. “You will never abandon me will you Lela?” Zim asked quietly. Lela looked almost hurt, “Zim, why would you even ask that? Zim I care about you so much. I help you away from freak fã girls, I help you with your mission and I make you laugh. I’m a bit upset that you would think that I would even consider abandoning you.” Zim looked away and asked gir the same question. gir looked a bit hurt as well, “Master, you are my Mastah and I can never abandon you. You make me happy! You make me smile! And I make you waffles and tacos!” The little robot jumped on topo, início of Zim and hugged him. “I will always be here for you Master, no matter what.” Zim grabbed the little robot and hugged him back while a tear fell on topo, início of GIR’s head. Lela suddenly started to cry as well, “Zim, I have never felt so badly! Please, please forgive me!” She held her eyes with her hands as the tears fell down her cheek. “I never wanted to hurt you…” She felt arms embrulho, envoltório around her body and pull her close. She removed her hands from her eyes to see Zim’s face in front hers. gir was on her lap, hugging her stomach. “Hyooman girl, Zim could never be mad at you.” Zim hugged her close, trying to make her stop crying. She sat there wiping her tears away while Zim rested his head on topo, início of her head. “Please hyooman, stop crying, it hurts Zim physically and mentally to see you cry.” Her tears were falling on his camisa making him feel a bit of pain. Doing her best, she stopped crying and hugged Zim back.
gir spoke up breaking the silence, “Ya know, big head was talking to me yesterday, and it was a great conversation!” Lela stopped crying and looked at gir while still hugging Zim. “What did Dib say?” she asked. gir smiled, “Weeeeeeell, I was just walking along about to get a burrito, and I ran into big head who was spying on master like usual. He fell down and broke something, I don’t know what but it had numbers on it.” “Well that could have been either a calculator or a cell phone.” Thought Lela, “But why would he need one of those? To take a picture with maybe…” gir continued, “So I walked up behind him, tapped him on the back and started to dance! Then he gave me a funny look, LIKE THIS!” gir demonstrated it. “THEN I told him that Mastah is going to be mad at him and do things.” Lela looked puzzled, “GIR, what kind of things?” She slowly removed her arms from Zim and backed away, stopping the hug. “What kind of things do you do?” Zim glared at the robot. “What gir means is, I will yell at him and take it all out on him…and then he eats tacos or something.” gir stuck his tongue out. “AND THEN I said that Mastah is gonna grab him and do things with him!” Lela stared at the robot, then fell down to the floor laughing and rolling around and held her stomach. Zim looked at the girl with disgust in his eyes, wondering what was so funny that the girl was literally rolling on the floor laughing her bunda off. (A/N: lol ROTFLMAO XD I didn’t know Zim knew about that haha) “Hyooman! What is so funny that Zim isn’t laughing?” Lela wiped a tear from her eye, “I can’t say! It’s just a human joke; you will understand it in time, maybe.” “When I said that, big head’s, big head turned red, just like a tomato! Then he ran off like a horsy!” gir finished his story, smiling from his epic story telling skills. Zim asked confused, “What does that have to do with anything?” “Me and big head are going to be friends.” And with that, gir stuck out his tongue again.
Lela thought about this, “Maybe, he was embarrassed por what you were saying GIR, I know you meant just yelling and stuff, but I know that Dib took it in an awkward way.” She smiled, “He was embarrassed por what he thought you were talking about, and ran away not wanting to have to listen to it anymore.” Her smile grew, with a big grin on her face, she grabbed Zim picking him off the floor and spinning him in a tight hug. Zim was in pain and getting dizzy from all this, ‘Boy is this girl strong.’ he thought. “Zim! I get it now! Dib-.” She was cut off por a scream that was no other then Dib and Kim.
Dib and Kim were currently running away from a furious Gaz, who was chasing them with a bat in her hand. “YOU WACKED MY GAME SLAVE OUT OF MY HAND AND STEPPED ON IT DIB!! YOU WILL PAY!!” Gaz screamed making both Dib and Kim run faster. “What did I have to do with that?” yelled Kim terrified of what Gaz would do next. “YOU WERE WITH HIM AND DIDN’T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT!!” screamed Gaz, running even faster to catch up. Lela and Zim watched in terror while gir was busy cantar about the zoo. “Zim! We have to help them before Gaz kills them!” Lela said in concern. Zim was too busy watching Dib stumble and run at the same time just to get away from his scary sister. “Guys! Help us from my terrifying sister!” Dib yelled. Zim froze thinking about what to do. Lela ran quickly to Kim, trying to keep up with her. “What should we do about Gaz?” She asked loudly. “I… I don’t know, Gaz is much worse then anyone I have ever seen, we just can’t take her out in a snap.” Kim pointed out. Suddenly, shooting could be heard from behind, Gaz was using an Irken gun. “Where did you get-.” Kim looked down realizing that her own Irken gun in Gaz’s possession. “Drop something? seguinte time take care of your personal belongings!” Gaz said, shooting at both of them.
“Normally I would just be running from my own litter sister from hugging me, never running from my little sister to save my own life!” shouted Lela while running and dodging the blasts from the gun. “What did I do to you??” she asked the angry girl behind her. “Nothing! But you care about my brother and anyone who does, should have the same torture as him!” Gaz replied while shooting.
gir was standing por the door with Zim who was still watching in terror. The thought of Dib being hurt, made his squeedily-spooch feel all upset. “Dib-human! Just stay strong and you will be alright!” Shouted Zim. “Oh, like I haven’t been trying THAT one now huh?” Dib screamed sarcastically. “Shut up Dib and run, I’m sick of all of you!” Gaz yelled. Kim, who was quite tiered of running, walked over to where gir and Zim were standing. gir smiled up at the girl and asked, “Can I use my Wii remote?” Kim gently smiled at the robot and replied, “Sure GIR, I guess you could.” gir cheered and pulled out a X-box controller instead. Kim, confused, looked at the robot while doing a double take. “GIR, that’s not a Wii remote, that’s an X-box controller.” “Yeeeeeeeeeeees.” gir replied innocently. Kim opened her mouth, and then closed it again, not bothering to even say anything while gir made noises with his mouth and played.
Zim was getting annoyed at himself for standing there so long and just watching. Seeing that Gaz was only inches away, he leapt up, and his aranha legs whipped out. Running up to Dib and Gaz, he held his claw out, making Gaz stop and Dib trip in the process. “You won’t lay a finger on my Dib...” Zim said, making Gaz back up. “You touch him, and your coração will be right in front of your FACE!” he threatened. He quickly lifted Gaz up with one hand, proving what he could do. He laughed while she kicked and screamed, “PUT ME DOWN RIGHT NOW OR SUFFER!!” Zim chuckled and replied, “Foolish earth-girl, Zim has grown over the years, and you are yet smaller then Zim, Zim is much mais powerful then you.” Kim watched in horror, “You’re, you’re not going to KILL her are you?” she asked. gir stared and simply said. “Mastah has gone insane.” “No GIR, insane for Dib.” Lela said quietly.
Gaz, who always was the one that did this to others, was getting almost scared of losing her life to Zim. Zim out of all on earth! “Let go!!” She said struggling. Zim laughed at the girl doing all that she could to be free. Dib, no longer wanting to see his sister in pain called out, “Zim! Please, let her go!” Zim stopped laughing and turned around to see Dib, on his knees begging for his sister to be let free. “But Dib, she has tried to hurt you!! I don’t want anyone to hurt you!!! Never!!” Instantly he dropped the girl, while she backed up a few steps and prepared herself just in case Zim went crazy again. Dib stood up and turned away from the alien. “If you cared about me that much, you won’t do a thing to her. Do you understand?” he asked, making sure Zim understood. Zim looked down, ashamed of how he thought that hurting Dib’s sister would make him happy. “She is my little sister Zim and no matter what she does I won't kill her and I can't let you do that either...” Dib explained. Gaz scoffed at this, “Jerk.” Zim faced her, “YOU STAY OUT OF THIS!!” he shouted, and Gaz just crossed her arms. Dib pleaded with Zim, “Please Zim, for me. Please, please don’t lay a finger on her. She may hate me, the skool may hate me, the town may hate me, the state may hate me, the country may hate me, the world may even hate me. But I have one thing in the world that no one else has...you.” Zim looked back up at Dib, his eyes widening. Kim whispered to Lela, “You do know he is hated por the world right?” “I don’t hate him, you don’t hate him, gir does not hate him, and Zim does not hate him. We are part of the world too right?” Lela responded. Kim thought about this and shut her mouth.
Zim stared at the boy with eyes shining like the stars that he flew by. “Really?” he asked shyly, wanting to hear what Dib had to say. “Yes, really. Zim you’re my life! Without you, I would have been the freak from down the block.” Dib explained. Kim laughed quietly to herself and said, “Hehe, hate to soil the moment but he is the freak from down the block.” Lela laughed with her. Zim ignored their laughter and let Dib finish. “Zim, you are my everything.” He quickly grabbed the alien and embraced him in a hug. Zim froze, every fight, swear word, scratch, bruise, scrap, cut, or broken bone that ever happened between them was forgotten. He hugged back, never wanting to let go of the human, his human. Suddenly he remembered something. “Dib, you’re not going to run away like you did before are you?” His eyes shined showing the sorrow that he felt when remembering what happened not long ago. Dib, remembering what he did, hugged Zim tighter, “Run away? Zim I was scared of what could have happened to you! Seeing you choke on the ground made me run away in fear of never seeing you ever again. And when I ran away the first time, I was nervous, nervous and scared that Lela was just putting you up to it, or it was your seguinte evil plan. Plus there was a bit of something else too.” He admitted. “Zim, unlike you, I-.” He was cut off por Lela who was literally almost slicing her own neck off por telling him not to tell Zim. “Uh, well I have to tell you that part some other time, but the point is that I was too scared and in amor with you to tell you how I really felt!” The words that Dib had said, that Lela explained, that he felt were all coming together. Zim jumped up and wrapped his arms around the boy, feeling what Lela said humans felt, happy. “I amor you Zim.” Dib whispered to the alien. Zim felt his cheeks burn, what was this feeling, wait, he understood. “I amor you too Dib.” He snuggled against the humans neck and made a sweet humming noise.
Meanwhile, Lela was as happy as an over-obsessive fã girl could be. “AWWW!!!! SO CUTE! SO CUTE!!” She squealed, making gir dance and Kim smile. gir jumped into the Lela’s arms, “Mastah loves big-head!” Lela giggled, “Why yes he does GIR.” “Does that mean he does not amor me anymore?” gir asked looking sad. Lela gasped, “NEVER GIR! Zim loves you so much and can never forget about you!” gir smiled, jumped down from the girl’s arms and jumped onto Zim’s back. “WEEE!! Master loves me too!” he giggled, making the moment end. “GIR! Get off of me! You’re hurting me!” GIR!! AHHH!!!” Zim shouted while gir sang happily. Dib laughed, ‘This is what I amor about you Zim.’ he thought to himself.
A/N: ok i know thats not the best way to end a story, but i couldnt think of anything else. I will post this on fanfiction, but i still need a título lol. so for now i just put it here. i know i know its long but just deal with it for me please? thank you! :)
Lela was just hanging out in Zim’s base with gir who was playing with his toy truck that the human girl got him. She smiled seeing how happy the little robot was. She picked him up while he snuggled against her and the toy truck. Zim walked in,
“Hyooman, did you get gir yet another toy?” He asked, hoping that she didn’t. The girl smiled, “Yes I did Zim. I promised that if he behaved, I would get him a toy truck!” Zim rolled his fake eyes, “Fine, as long as I know that he has been a good minion, it is ok.” He sat down on the sofá seguinte to her. He met Lela a while atrás and let her be one of the extremely few people, or to classify it further, girls that he let in his base, let alone in a 10 ft distance. She was kind, caring, considerate, and even loved to help him take over the world. He accepted her, and she accepted him. She never tried to crush him with hugs, unlike other fã girls. She was, the perfect friend. A loud noise was soon heard which made Zim leap up. “Oh, sorry Zim, that was my phone.” She took it out and read a text message. Zim watched, sure he had seen her text before, but it was always a fascinating thing to watch considering he didn’t have a phone. Her fingers were so fast typing in all the letters, and when she was done, she closed her phone and smiled. “Ok all done.” Zim fixed his wig, not once had he changed it, Lela wanted him too, but he didn’t feel like changing it. He really didn’t change anything from when he first came to earth 5 years ago. Still had the same contacts as well, his eyes either blue or ruby. He never changed his outfit either. Lela said that it looked like a girl dress many times, but Zim didn’t care. He felt like a proud Irken soldier in it; ready to prove himself to his Tallest one day, or even become the Tallest on day. Zim had grown, might have been on the shorter side for being a sophomore in high skool, but at least he had grown and was happy with his height. Lela on the other hand, was only a freshman. Her friends thought she was a bit crazy but she never cared. She loved traveling to Zim’s world just to be with him and Dib. He still never understood why she had to care about Dib too, but he let it slide. He was closer to Lela then Dib in his mind. He just never understood why she called herself Lela. When he first met her, she said that her name was classified, but he was able to call her either Lela or her “full” name SPKR689, which was an account user name she loved. She did not want anyone in this world to know her real name. Didn’t matter to Zim, as long as she was there, helping him and protecting him, he was ok. His thoughts were interrupted por another girl bursting through the door. “Lela, Dib has been captured.” The girl exclaimed.
Lela gasped, “Kim, what happened to Dib?” she asked. Zim knew who Kim was. Kim was a friend of Lela. Zim met her not long atrás and was pretty ok with her. She was just like Lela, which made him happy. “He was captured por the squirrels.” Kim said. “Lela, we have to save him, you, me, and Zim.” She said pointing to the alien. “What? Me, the almighty Zim? I shall NEVER help my enemy!” He shouted trying to get his point proven. “Lela, you know what to do when he gets this way.” Lela smirked, and grabbed duct tape and wrapped it about Zim’s mouth. Oh, wait, there was something he hated about this girl, how determined she was when it came to Dib.
Dib. How he hated when he came into the picture. She always wanted them to be friends, he was scared of her when it came to one fã thing. ZADR. Shuddering at the thought, he yelled at her, “Drop that tape hyooman girl! Zim does not want to help Dib!” “Zim, you have to save him or else you will no longer have an enemy to fight with anymore.” Lela said matter-of-factly. Zim growled at the tape was gently wrapped around his mouth. “Hurry up, the mais time we waste here, the mais time they have with Dib.” Kim said, “Now you can take Zim, I got something else I can use.” And with that, all three left, while gir was too busy watching his favorito show.
“Dib was captured about a half hora ago, his message went to my phone because he said that if he texted it to you, Zim would break your phone. So that’s why I asked where you were so I could get you and we could all save Dib!” Kim explained while going to their destination. Zim laughed, “Foolish hyooman, Dib should suffer! Suffer I say!” Lela sighed and continued on with Kim. No matter what she said about Dib, he would never agree. Plus, that tape must suck to make him still talk or she was too generous with making it gentle.
Kim stopped short, looking at the building in front of her. “We are here, I will take the lower level with GIR, you and Zim can take the lower level.” She explained. “But Kim, gir didn’t come with us how could he-.” Lela was cut short por gir jumping out of no where. “HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY THERE!!” he waved. “GIR what are you doing here? Go back to the base right now!” Zim screamed, making Lela pull out the spare tape. “Uh, no mais talking for you Zim.” She said while applying mais tape to his mouth. Now Zim couldn’t scream, much to everyone’s enjoyment. Kim grabbed gir and headed to the back door while Lela dragged Zim to the back. “We are going to need Irken equipment Zim, give it to me now.” Lela commanded. Lela was always in control, which Zim despised but did not admit. She use to be a “Sgt.” On a website that she loved and never let that side of her leave. ‘Stupid pinguim making her…gah.’ Zim thought as he let her go through his PAK. She then grabbed a grappling hook and shot it at a window. “Oh crap, well that is just going to have to do!” She said, she grabbed Zim, who was light for being a bit taller then her. They were pulled up and flew into the open window. “OOOF!!” the girl exclaimed falling on topo, início of Zim. “Not the kind of face I felt like looking at right now, not like its bad, I just don’t want to fall on topo, início of you ever again.” Zim glared at her while she got off and looked around the dark room. She froze hearing footsteps from the hall. The door opened revealing Kim.
“This place is so weird! I open one door and go to a whole different level! It will take us forever to get to Dib now!” Kim said, trying to calm herself down. “Well me and Zim just got into the place so we would not know, but I think maybe trying that door across the hall that says ‘KEEP OUT HUMAN INSIDE’ might just work.” Lela said giggling. Kim glared, walked over to the door, kicked it open and there inside sat Dib, looking quite bored as he just sat there. “Well hi there.” He said laughing. “Came to rescue me?” Kim did not look amused, “Where are the rats? And the screaming?” “Oh well, they didn’t believe that anyone would rescue me, so they locked the door on the inside and left the outside part unlocked, just to see if they were right. Stupid rats, look who is right now!” Dib said happily. Lela looked at him to say, ‘you’re freaking kidding us right now right?’ “Dib, this is pathetic, if they thought you wouldn’t be rescued, why did they even capture you?” Dib opened his mouth and closed it realizing the stupidity in it. “Yeah, sorry Dib, your just unloved por humanity.” Kim said rudely. Dib looked upset and looked away. Lela, noticing this, shoved Zim into Kim and ran to give Dib a hug, until a force field came in contact with her. “OW!!” she yelled and landed on the floor. Dib ran to the field in between them and told Kim what to do to stop the force. Kim followed and soon, Dib was freed from the force flied. Lela was still on the ground holding her head. “Lela, are you ok? DAMMIT! I always hurt the people that I amor and care about” He embraced her in a hug and carried her in his arms. She opened her eye, “If you hurt the people you amor and care about, you must be mais then in amor with Zim.” She smirked when she saw the reaction on his and Zim’s face. The look of horror, oh how she loved it. Mumbling, Dib carried her out of the building. Kim looked back confused. “Why didn’t the squirrels attack us?” Dib stopped short, and turned around. “The squirrels! Damn, I totally forgot about them!” in panic, he started to run, much to Lela’s dismay. “Dib! Put me down!! What did I say about beings just friends?!?!” Lela yelled as Dib ran. “I know! But I don’t feel like having a girl that actually doesn’t hate me die!!” Kim stayed with Zim who wasn’t much help considering he was still tied up. She pulled out an irken gun ready for the attack. Suddenly, the place collapsed down and Kim heard laughter in the background.
“Foolish earth girl, the squirrels were only doing their job, FOR ME.” She turned back to see Zim, tape of his mouth and his hands and feet free. “Now, how about you drop that irken weapon and run away with your, little friends now huh?” He smirked seeing her face which was in terror. Obeying, she quickly ran away and left a laughing alien alone, happy with his victory. “GUYS!! GUYS HELP ME!!” She screamed hoping that they were not too far away. She caught sight of Dib still carrying Lela and running. “YOU TWO!! ZIM IS FREE AND IS GOING TO KILL US!!” she screamed making Dib freeze. “Zim is going to, oh no he won’t” Dib exclaimed, he put Lela down and ran in the opposite direction of Kim. Kim ran up to Lela, “you ok? He was carrying you for a while.” Lela looked up, “It was ok, I’m lazy and glad he did that, I could never run that far that fast.” She smiled.
Zim was still laughing when Dib got there. “It’s over Zim! I don’t want you hurting either of those girls! You put them is so much danger!” Dib yelled at the smaller alien. Zim laughed even more, “Ah Dib, you actually think that I would hurt dear Lela and her friend? NEVER! Kim is very nice to Zim and Lela helps Zim out all of the time. Hurting them would be bad for the mission.” He smirked. In a flash, Dib ran and tackled Zim, both threw punches at one another. “LET GO!” “NEVER!” “YOU JERK!” “YOU’RE THE JERK!” “ASSHOLE!” “WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO WITH DONKEYS!?!?” “I HATE YOU!” I HATE YOU MORE!” “I ALWAYS HATED YOU” “FLITHY BIG HEADED BOY!” “MY HEAD IS NOT FREAKING BIG!” The fighting that went from 5th grade never stopped, each dia it happened again and again. The girls heard the screaming and saw what was going on. “They have to stop fighting. I swear, one dia they will. Hold on, lets pretend to be in trouble, then they will stop.” Lela commanded, Kim nodding her head in agreement.
“GIR!! NO!! WE ARE GOING TO DIE!” Lela yelled, using her atuação skills. gir laughed, and turned into his duty mood. “Girls, you should jump when we get to the acid pool and fall into it leaving you both to die!” gir commanded. Kim and Lela were standing on a platform over the acid as gir spoke. Dib and Zim stopped fighting and saw the horror of both girls in danger. “FOOLS!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP THERE??!” Zim screamed. “Come on Zim! We have to save them!” Both ran to the acid pool. Lela and Kim hugged each other while gir pretended to almost push them forward. Dib and Zim leaped up and pushed GIR, which caused him to actually push the girls over. Lela and Kim screamed in horror. Dib and Zim jumped into action, both with their own device, they grabbed a girl each, Dib with Kim and Zim with Lela. They shot a device that made them balanço over the acid pool, making them jump to safety.
Both girls hugged their heroes tightly. The plan was for them to fake it and gir would have saved them himself. “What was that? Why did gir go insane and push you, you two out of everyone? gir loves you!” Zim asked. “We, we wanted you two to stop fighting.” Lela said quietly, slowly releasing herself from the tight hug. “We were just trying to be good girls…” Kim added, also releasing herself from Dib. “If you wanted to be good girls, you would let the boys take care of-.” Dib was stopped por Lela’s death glare. “Fine, forget I said anything.” “Yes, yes, Now that everyone is find and dandy, I SHALL GET BACK TO MY PLAN!!” Zim screamed and laughed while shocking Dib. The girls shrieked and backed away while Zim grabbed Dib, running away with gir following close behind.
Staring from a distance, the girls soon ran after. “What is with him? Why is he atuação like this now?” Kim asked as she and Lela ran not knowing where to go. “He is always like this, but it has to stop.” She heard laughter from above. “Lela-hyooman, silly, silly girl, I have taken him to a place where you will never believe!! MWAHAHAHA!!” Said the voice. Lela turned to Kim, “Dib is at Zim’s house.” “WHAT? NO…YOU’RE LYING!!!” The voice shouted. “Zim, what about the atuação lessons I taught you?” Lela teased. “I…I AM NO…I AM ZIM!!” the voice finished, and then Zim flew away on a new piece of Irken technology that he had gotten not long ago. The girls ran to Zim’s house as fast as they could.
Kim informed her, “Lela, come on! We have to recue Dib before it is too late!” “I’m trying but I am way too lazy and don’t run that often!!” Lela, shouted. “Well, try harder, for Dib!!” Kim ran faster. “I got this!! I got this!!” Lela ran as fast as she could looking back at Kim showing that she could do this. “Yeah! I’m running! I’m run-“Lela hit the hard door with her head. “I think we are here.” She said, holding her head and turning the door knob. The girls walked in, gir was there sitting on the sofá just like he usually did. “GIR,” Lela said, “Where are they?” gir looked up at the familiar face, smiling. “Mastah and big head are in room.” The girls glanced at each other. “What room GIR?” GIR’s smile widened, “A secret room, he told me not to tell!” He stuck his tongue out. Lela burst out laughing, “Wait, GIR, you mean to say, that they are in a aleatório room together? What’s going on in there?” She smirked, her own dirty mind going places. Kim looked at her with disgust. “Lela! Get that smirk off you face! You dirty girl you!” She laughed, knowing what was going on in her friends mind. Lela smiled, “Hey, I can’t help it! You know me!” She laughed with her. gir pointed to the elevator under the table. “Go down there, its mais fun then the toilet!” The girls went down the table’s elevator thrilled they didn’t have to take the toilet’s entrance. Once down in the lab, they listened for the two. “Ugh, this is going to be so hard to find them!” Kim exclaimed. Lela searched and suddenly stopped. “I hear something, stay quite and listen.” She walked over to the wall. Leaning close, she listened to the other side. “I hear breathing, no talking, no screaming, just breathing.” Kim walked over and did the same. She knocked on the wall. “SHH!!! They will hear you!” Lela whispered. “I’ll get us in.” She steadied herself, ready to bust the wall. Kim looked for a place to hide. “AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!” Lela ran to the mural with all her might, and stopped short. She placed a finger on the mural and pushed it gently. Inside Zim and Dib stared sharing the same expression, being confused.
Kim had the same expression, “What was that? You wasted energy just to gently push down a mural like it was a feather? Really?” “Hey, at least I made it look epic” “Can’t say no to that.” “WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS HUMAN??” Zim shouted. “Uh, that I can’t use my awesome weapons? I don’t get to explode anything? I can’t use my amazing violin to destroy all who cruz my path?” “That I don’t get to use my flute to do the same thing that Kim wanted to do and never get to see the future of you two together forever?” Zim and Dib glanced at each other, thinking of why anyone would use things like those to fight, or even the fact that Lela was a fã like no other. Both knew how tough she was when it comes to fã stuff. But here both girls were here, standing in front of them both. Zim broke the silence. “Er, well I have no real comment to that. Zim doesn’t want to know WHY you hyoomans would even try to use those weapons.” Curiously, Dib asked the girls, “Were you trying to rescue me again?” “Yes,” Kim explained, “We saw Zim capture you after you both saved us. We didn’t want you to be in danger so we went to save you.” Dib smiled, happy that people actually cared about him. “Gee, thanks.” “Wait a segundo there, how did you two get into my base? GIR,” Zim paused. He knew the little robot was never capable of taking charge. And gir knew Lela so well; of course he would let them in. Then again, gir knew when no one was allowed in the base, this was one of those times but he still let them in. “GIR, was not allowed to let anyone in, what did you do to my robot?” Lela smiled knowing that Kim actually just gave the little robot a bolinho, queque but lied to Zim so not to cause any trouble. “Zim, gir just knows me so well, why wouldn’t he let me in?” Zim pouted, he knew she was right. Lela was a nice fã girl that didn’t give him what the rest of the fã girls wanted to give him. She was sane, sure she had her moments, but Zim didn’t want to loose a fã girl that didn’t kill him with hugs. “Kim is my friend too, so gir just let her come with me.” Lela and Kim were friends, Zim knew this. He met Kim not long atrás yet she still knew so much about him. Maybe from Dib, but Dib didn’t know Kim that well either, he just knew Lela because she was a sane fã to him as well. “Fine, Zim understands.” Zim pouted once again in defeat. That girl knew what she was talking about. Lela smirked knowing that she had won this round, “So, are you going to let Dib go, or are we going to have a bit of a problem here?” Zim gave her a confused look, he didn’t know what he was going to do with Dib. “Uh, why would I do that?” He thought about what just came out of his mouth. To most, it was just a sentence, to these girls; it could be so much more. Kim’s mouth was agape, turning to Lela she said, and “So, you were right all along?” Lela raised an eyebrow, “Wait, right about what? Zim just didn’t want to let-.” She stopped her sentence knowing what Kim was talking about. Smiling, she looked back at Zim. “Zim,” She stated, “why won’t you let poor Dib go, why did you take him, and why are you giving me that look?”
Zim stepped back, not wanting to know what their fã girl minds were thinking of at that second. Dib, thinking of what could be going on in their minds, spoke up. “What, what is going on? Then again, why would you capture me and stare at me in an awkward way for about a half hour?” Stumbling for words, Zim took a few steps back, scared of what could be coming. “I, have bigger and worse plans for this hyooman!!” Smirking, Lela stepped closer, “Really? Are they, very painful?” she walked up to him slowly knowing he hated when obsessive fã girls did that to him. “Would it be fun for you to torture him? Would he, scream?” Kim stared to laugh, knowing what dirty thoughts were going through her friends mind. She walked up to Zim, who was almost against the wall. “Common Zim, what were you going to do to, or even with Dib?” Zim, not knowing a thing of what she was talking about, was crushed between the mural and the girl. He could feel the warmness of the girl who was literally pinning him to the wall. He hated when she did this, knowing she was very strong for a girl, even if she was an inch shorter then him. Why must she be so much stronger then Zim, he wondered? He never did anything that would offend her, he knew he would pay. “What Zim wanted to do to Dib was,” his voice trembled, “Was, uh,” “I knew it, I always knew it” She walked away from the irken smiling proudly. “See Kim? I told you, I knew what was going on.” Kim smirked, “Ok, ok you win, I see it all now.” Dib, now unconformable, asked shyly, “Lela, what are you even talking about? What is going on?” Lela smirked at Dib, “Oh, well I would tell you naturally but,” her voice trailed off, “I don’t want to be the one to tell you now. Or maybe it’s because I’m not sure about you yet.” She turned to Kim, “You have to take him to his dad, you know why. Find out the truth about him. His dad is better off explaining it to him. Take him now.” She gently shoved Dib into the girl, which told him that something is going on, and he might not like the idea so much. Kim grabbed his arm smiling. “Oh Dib, you have so much to look progressivo, para a frente to now.” Dib was scared, he did not know Kim as much as he knew Lela, but he figured, they must be alike and he knew what kind of a girl Lela was. “Now Lela, what are we going to do about Zim? He does not have parents. Who will tell him?” Dib tried to pull away, “Tell him what? What are you trying to tell us!?” Lela’s face lit up with happiness. “I WILL TELL ZIM!!” she shouted almost making the room shake. Zim held on to the sofá scared. ‘What is she going to tell me?’ he though. Kim laughed and instantly shoved the other girl into Zim who fell on topo, início of him. Glaring, Lela jumped off Zim mouthing something to Kim. Laughing, Kim replied, “Calm down, the future is to come, don’t ruin it.” “Alright, fine. Take Dib now and be quick! His father will have lots to say. I’ll be with Zim in his lab, where gir won’t interrupt.” Grabbing Zim’s arm, they left down the elevator to the lab. “Let’s go Dib!” screeched Kim, shoving him out of the base.
Lela smiled as she pulled Zim into the lab. Zim still terrified did his best to not look as terrified as he felt. The girl stopped turned around and faced Zim. “Now then Zim,” she said mysteriously, “Want to know what me and Kim were talking about?” Zim nodded slowly, he wanted to know, but then again, it could be awful, did he really want to know?
“Where, where are you taking me again?” asked Dib who was being shoving and pushed along por Kim. “Lela told me to bring you to your dad. He has to tell you something that I and Lela don’t feel like telling you.” Dib’s s eyes widened, “How bad could it be?” “Not that bad really, Lela would have told you yourself, but she didn’t know if she should have or not. Your dad telling you would be so much better, and less detailed, now stop dragging your feet, I’m getting tired of pushing you”.
Lela walked over and made Zim sit down, knowing that this could have a big reaction from the alien. She paused, making sure that he was ready. “Hurry hyooman, Zim is waiting for what you have to tell Zim.” Glaring, she turned around, “Not sure if I should tell you but I will, I thought about how stupid you can really be and maybe you wont understand.” “Zim is not stupid!!!” he shouted, jumping up out of his seat. The girl pushed him back down. “What did I want you to do? Sit down!!!” Zim growled, hated being controlled por a younger, smaller girl. “When you’re ready, I will tell you.” She sat down and waited.
“MOVE! Dib, just get in the house!” Kim tried to get Dib into the house after shoving him all the way there. “No! Why can’t you just tell me? My dad is way too into science to even care about me! So why should he be the one to tell me?” Dib shouted trying to not fall down and be dragged into the house. “No! Just let your dad tell you! I told you, you will be happier that he told you then Lela! She would get way too into detail for your ears!” Kim shouted. “Into detail? But I’m a ano older then her! WHAT ARE YOU TWO TRYING TO TELL ME!?!?” Dib screamed, while literally, was getting squished into the door.
Zim was currently screaming and yelling at the girl while she smirked at him. “We can do this the easy way, or the hard way you know. I was kind of hoping for the hard way too.” Lela brought out her watch, the watch that Zim had given to her himself. He knew what the watch was capable of, and he really didn’t want to find out the hard way. Without a sound, he sat down, his antenna going flat on his head. Lela smile, how cute the alien was when he wasn’t in charge, yelling, or fighting. “Are you finally calm and ready for the answer?” Zim nodded, waiting for the answer that he longed for.
“No no no no no! Just tell me! I rather have it detailed then por my dad! Come on Kim! Come on, just listen to me for once! NO!” Dib was just getting pushed, shoved, and dragged across his house. Kim was starting to get tired of him constantly yelling. “Dib, shut up already. You dad is telling you and that is that. Oh, there he is now.” Smirking, she dragged por the foot to his dad. “Professor Membrane? I need you to tell your son something.” Kim said. “Sure little girl. I guess I have some time. What do you want me to tell him?” Membrane asked. Kim whispered in his ear, while Dib crawled for the door. “WHAT!?!” was all Dib heard before his father grabbed him.
The girl smiled, made her way close to Zim. “Well us humans have out fate, and out fate is what our lives kind of are. It is our roads to our future. You, well you, have no idea about this and can not realize what your fate really is.” Zim, curious of what she was talking about, acted like he was in skool and raised his hand. “Yes Zim?” she asked reluctantly. “Hyooman, what is fate?” he asked innocently. Lela sighed, if this was hard enough; just wait until he hears the rest of it. “Fate? I just told you! It’s your future on what you are meant to do and who and what will be in your life!” Zim looked at her angrily, “Why are you telling Zim of his “fate” then? Zim’s fate is to be an Irken Invader!” He stood up proudly. Lela’s eye twitched, “AHEM.” “Sorry,”
“You are what? When did this happen? Who did it happen with? Why must I be the one to tell you?” Membrane asked Dib, who was terrified of his dad’s booming voice. “Happen with? When it happened? I’m what? What is everyone trying to tell me??!?” Dib yelled out, not caring if his dad yelled back at him. Kim laughed and sat down on a mesa, tabela enjoying the sight in front of her. “Wait, oh you don’t know yet? Well then son, I guess I’m the one that gets to tell you. Oh! That was what I was supposed to do! Tell you something that will change your life forever!” Membrane exclaimed. “But what is it?!” Dib shouted finally wanted to hear what his dad had to say. “Son, you like guys.” Dib froze.
Annoyed at letting Kim take Dib instead of her, she stomped around the lab. ‘This is so much harder then I thought, but it is because he is so stupid!’ she thought to herself. The alien sat quietly finally hearing that, that wasn’t the fate she was talking about now. She explained about how your fate can be up to you and how they just happen. After a good half hour, she wondered how Kim could be taking so long with Dib. She decided to skip the rest of what she was going to say and get to the point. “Zim,” she stated smiling, “what I and Kim were talking about was about you and Dib.” She beamed, “CONGRADULATIONS! YOU’RE GAY!” Zim sat there and raised his hand slowly. Lela froze, “yes, Zim?” “Lela, what is gay?” Lela banged her head on a near por table.
“Gay? Do you mean to say that I’m gay? Me, Dib, gay? But, but, but, but…” Dib stuttered for words. Kim smirked, “Well now, its better hearing that from your dad then hearing it from Lela now isn’t it?” Dib’s eyes widened. ‘Lela telling me? Oh boy…that could have been…bad’ Dib thought, thinking of the many things that Lela could be telling him about him being gay. ‘Well, I rather she tell Zim everything then me’ Dib laughed quietly at the thought of how Zim would react, if he knew what she was talking about anyways.
After she calmed down she explained, “Gay is, well it means, well you like guys and not girls.” Zim was calm about this and simply replied, “Who would like girls? They are whiny and complain a lot and-.” He stopped halfway in to take a slap to the face.
Membrane sat down on a stool, thinking about his son. After a while he perked up, and walked over to Dib who was sitting on the ground in silence. “Dib, I realized something. But I have perguntas to ask you first. Do you like guys?” Dib looked up and blushed, not wanting to answer the question. “Well, I, NO! No I don’t! I don’t I…” Dib looked for something to say to get his point through. “Dib, answer or I will destroy all of your pictures!” Membrane said. “Wait! My pictures? No! don’t do that all those pictures, the notebooks, the memories of me and Zi-.” Dib looked down knowing his answer. “I’m taking your red face, quietness, and denial for a yes. Now Dib, do you still like girls?”
“Girls are not that bad Zim, I’m a girl and look at me, I’m fine!” stated Lela smiling. Zim rolled his fake eyes. “Most human girls are rude, you are not and neither is Kim. Girls just don’t like Zim for some reason.” He shrugged. “You don’t think that girls like you? Zim, do you really think that that is true? What about all your fã girls?” She smirked, remembering all of the times that she had to save Zim from all the crazy fã girls. Zim started at her remembering all the times when he was attacked and she saved him. “Those girls don’t count. They have no meaning to Ziiiiiiiim” He said putting an extra twist on his name. “Well, they have really big crushes on you. You are just that awesome.” Zim smiled then put up his claw. Rolling her eyes, she asked him, “You would amor to know what a crush is wouldn’t you?” Zim nodded and crosses his legs while sitting on the chair. Lela thought to herself, ‘wow, he looks like a girl in that position and dress.’
Dib looked up, ‘do I still like girls?’ he thought to himself. “Well, I have liked some before. Remember?” He remembered that Gretchen use to like him, but he was only 10 then and didn’t really think about liking any girls. He also remembered when he first met Lela, he thought she ‘liked’ him liked him. He mistook the hugs and started too actually like her a bit. She finally realized and did her best to stop hugging him as much. Finally, he realized that she didn’t like him that way so he just, stopped. ‘Well, at least she cares. He thought. Now to answer the question, “Uh, I think so. Yeah.” Membrane smiled.
“So, I have what you hyoomans call a ‘crush’ on Dib?” the alien asked. The girl smiled, did he finally get it? “Yes!” she shouted excitedly only to be disappointed por the sight of the aliens claw going slowly upward. “You still don’t know what a crush is, do you?” The only thing she got other then a headache was “AAAAAAAH MY WALL!”
Membrane sat at his desk, he knew that Dib may like what he had to say, or he would hate it. “Dib, I have news for you, you might just like it.” Dib looked at his dad. “Dib, you might not actually be gay,” his father explained. Kim gasped, ‘oh no, what will Lela think now?!?!’
With ice on her head, Lela was doing her best to make Zim understand. “Sooo a crush is feelings, feelings are emotions, emotions are good, and I am good for liking Dib, who I have feelings for which means I have a crush on him and that means I feel emotions?” Zim asked doing his best to understand her. Overjoyed, she jumped up and hugged him tightly. “Yes! Yes!!! Do you finally understand?” Zim somewhat nodded, knowing if he didn’t lie, she would almost have her head in the floor or worse. Proudly, she hugged him tighter, making him unable to breathe for a few seconds.
“Dib, you’re not gay. Instead, you are bisexual.” Membrane proclaimed. Dib, who had first been smiling, stopped smiling. Dib sighed; thinking that his dad would have said that he was not gay at all. He did not want to be bi either. “Ok dad, so instead of being gay completely, I’m bi. Great news to hear, dad!” Dib said unhappily. Kim thought about this, ‘Bi? Huh, well it is a bit better then being gay, but will Lela think this is ok?’ Worried, she approached Dib. “Heh, bi huh? That’s, uh, great news!” she tried to sound nice but that just wasn’t going to work. He glared at her, “Oh thanks. All my life I totally wanted to find THIS out.” He pouted then perked up. “Wait, what was Lela going to tell Zim? That he was gay too?” Kim sighed, knowing that she was going to have to explain.
Once Zim was able to breathe again, Lela asked how he felt about Dib. “Well, he, I don’t know, BUT!” He tried to do his best from loosing his air permanently, “He is nice, kind, sweet, uh…” He stopped, hearing what he had just said. He blushed not knowing that he really thought all that about Dib. “Aw, that’s cute.” squealed Lela, who loved things like this. “How long have you felt that towards him?” Zim looked away, “Not sure, but uh, a while I guess?” he glanced up and without raising his hand asked, “What is love?” He nearly had to hold down his antenna from the happy screaming and squealing that he was receiving from the girl.
“So, you and Lela wanted to tell us that I and Zim are gay for each other?” Dib asked. “Well it was mostly her idea, but I thought that it was cute I mean come on, following him since 5th grade? Having pictures and diary entries about him? Dib, you studied him each and everyday. Admit it, you do like him.” Kim said. Dib looked down feeling the blood rush to his face. “Well, “I guess when you put it that way, but I have to say, no.”
“So, now that you know what amor is, do you amor Dib?” she asked the alien who was sitting down with his legs against his chest. “Well,” Zim started, “maybe, but I’m still unsure myself…” he dug his face in his legs, embarrassed of himself. “But Lela, do you,” he stopped, picked his head up and turned to her, his face a deep blue color. “Do you think that he likes me? He always claims that he hates Zim.” He looked sad for once, which Lela had never seen. ‘How out of character for him, he must actually like him’, she thought, knowing that Zim was atuação very strange. “Well, I’m not a mind reader so I wouldn’t know, but he does seem to act like he cares sometimes.” She replied. “He stalks you, but that’s mais of being creepy then actually caring for someone. Yet he never lets anyone hurt you.” Zim looked up with his big fake blue eyes, shining so bright, that there was a bit of a glare. ‘Is he tearing?’
“You like him.” “No I don’t.” “You like him.” “No I don’t.” “You like him.” “No I don’t.” “You like him!” “SHUT UP!!” Dib picked up the smaller girl and carried her out of the room on his shoulder. “Put me down right now Dib!” She kicked and screamed. “No, not until you stop with all this nonsense!” “Dib, I know you mais then you think! Think of his green skin, and how much he has grown, he is taller then Lela and I!” Dib kept walking but thought about what Kim just said. ‘His green skin was kind of cute, and he had grown a bit.’ Thought Dib. Zim grew a few good inches and he was just a bit above Dib’s shoulders. Dib was tall for being 16, while Zim and Lela were short for being still 15, yet he actually didn’t know Zim’s age on earth but at least he looked like a 15-16 years old to him. He didn’t know how old Kim was, and he didn’t feel like asking. “Come on Dib, just think, what if Zim does like you back?” Dib froze with Kim still over his shoulder kicking.
Lela was now holding a crying alien in her arms now, wondering what to do. She had helped someone who was crying before, but that was normally her little sister. She did not know what to do. Zim stuttered, “What, what if he doesn’t like me? Then what? Sure I thought I hated him but that was long time ago. I don’t hate him anymore.” He pressed his cheek the to the girls’ shoulder who was having a hard time holding him on her lap because of how much bigger Zim was then her. She held his head while her camisa soaked up the irken tears.
“Well, I don’t think that I would feel that bad I mean. He is my enemy you know right?” Dib said throwing Kim on a comfy chair. Not bothering to move, she laid their upside down. “Dib, I do think he cares, if he didn’t, you would have been dead already.” Dib thought about this, it was true, but still, he thought he was sort of a game to Zim. “Doubt it. After multiple attempts to kill me, I would say no.” “Dib, he never actually hurt you.” Dib glared, knowing that this was true as well. “He does not want to kill you. All he wants to do with earth is impress his Tallest. You know that, actually, you HAVE known that since 8th grade!” Dib and Zim had spent 5 years together, same school, same classes, same lunch, same walk início each day, and the same fights. “Great, to know that most of my life revolves around Zim.” Said Dib while Kim simply smirked.
It had been a whole hora now and Lela did not know what to do. ‘How long can it take a human girl to get a human dad to tell his human son that he is gay or even bi?’ she pondered. She had a bit of a feeling that Dib would be bi instead of full gay, considering it took her a while to get Dib to believe that she was just a fã of him instead of liking him in a certain way. She also thought that it might be even scarier for him now because he wasn’t a kid anymore. He and Zim were now in high skool so hearing he was either bi or gay, she shuddered, that really could take some getting use to. She was overjoyed that she was straight, ‘I’m going to go home, and talk to as many guys as possible’ she thought
Dib was now hugging Kim who was quite annoyed with him hugging her. “So it is true, I really do like Zim. I never really thought about it until today. Thanks Kim!” Kim had told Dib everything that Zim has done that made Zim look like he cared. Dib, finally seeing the light was thrilled and was happy now. “So, Kim, you were saying about Zim liking me? Can you continue on with the list please?”
“So, you think he could like me?” Zim asked with hope in his eyes. She had gotten him to stop crying, but there was still something in his eyes other then hope, they were full of worry. Scared of telling the human how he feels and then getting his coração broken. “I have a good feeling about that Zim, it would be hard to believe if he didn’t like you.” She smiled thrilled to see the irkens’ eyes light up and to see his antenna bounce up from underneath his wig. “Really?” He hugged her tightly. “Zim, can you do me a huge favor?” “Yes hyooman?” “Get off me.”
“Ok, because I can not think of anything else to say, can we just go back to Zim’s base?” Kim asked Dib who was atuação a bit too happy, but quickly went back to his mood before. “Wait, go back to Zim’s base? No lets not I’m going to stay here.” He sat down and crossed his arms turning away from the girl. Kim glared, “You will come with me back to Zim’s base before I act like Gaz and rip you apart into many piece!” Dib flinched scared because he knew what Gaz could do, but he didn’t want to find out what Kim could do. “Why do I have to go back? I can’t tell Zim that I like him! What about that chance that he doesn’t? Lela could be dead for all we know!” Dib shouted. Kim gasped terrified of her friend being killed for telling Zim the truth about himself. “Dib she would never be dead! She could easily defend herself from Zim. Take that back or I’m going to go tell her myself!” Dib backed away, “I take it back I swear!” “So are you ready to go back to the base?” “No!” “Ok then you asked for it, I have been resting and I’m ready to drag you back again.” Kim shoved Dib off the chair, grabbed his foot, and dragged him out of the house. She smiled to herself, ‘Oh what fun this will be.’ she thought to herself while Dib screamed.
Kim dragged Dib into the base while he was screaming. Lela and Zim heard this from the lab and quickly went up the elevator. When they got up there, Kim was almost piercing Dib’s arm with her nails. “Boys, are, stupid.” She sneered, ignoring the faces that Dib was making from the pain. “Trust me Kim, I know.” Lela turned to Zim who glanced away trying to not make eye contact with her. “Please, please let go of my arm Kim! You’re making me bleed!!!” Dib shouted in pain. She let go realizing that he grip was much harder then it should have been. “Oh my God, I’m sorry!” she backed away, noticing that there was a bit of blood on her fingers. Dib had not been wearing his black trench casaco for once and the blood was spreading pretty quickly. Dib grabbed his arm trying to stop the blood. “Are, are you crazy? You don’t go digging your nails into people’s skin! And the worst part is, is that you gave HIM another idea!” He pointed at Zim, who por his expression, looked hurt por this. Lela spoke up quickly, “Uh, so Kim is going to get you something for that, minor cut there, and I want to know how everything went.” She quickly shut her mouth wondering if she should have even said something about that. Kim, noticing that she was a bit angry with herself, went to get a bandage for Dib.
Once she came back, everyone seemed like they could talk about what happened. Zim looked a bit scared yet and Dib was still annoyed at Kim. Lela spoke up once again, “Dib, I know that you still a bit annoyed at Kim, but I think that someone here can change that.” She winked at Zim which told him that he was going to have to tell Dib how he felt. “Uh, what the hyooman means Dib, is that Zim has something to tell you. Which is uh, er, uh…” he stopped doing his best not to blush. “Is…is…is…” In need of words he looked at Lela who was doing her best to mouth the words to Zim. He gave up, “HYOOMAN! ZIM HAS NO IDEA WHAT YOU ARE TRYING TO MAKE ME SAY!!!” Throwing his fists down, he stomped out of the room angrily. Lela, terrified of what just happened, did her best to cover it up. “He really wanted to tell you Dib, he is, just, uh, scared!” Kim jumped in, “Ok, Zim was an idiot...Do we need to give you two mais time, or will that just drive you insane Lela?” “No, just let me talk for Zim, is that ok Dib?” Dib nodded in approval, almost glad that she was talking instead of Zim. “Dib, Zim means to say that through all your fighting, he has felt something that most Irkens do not feel, emotions. He feels attached to you and cannot live without you. He feels that he has a crush on you. But, he makes it feel like so much more. He likes you Dib, he likes you sooo much. He is just too stupid for words...” Dib just sat there not knowing what to think. Kim motioned to Dib to say something. “Well, uh I guess I feel the same?” was all he said shyly. Lela slowly made her way over to Dib, not looking happy. Dib sat on the sofá scared, wondering what he did to make Lela give him that look. “Dib,” she started, “Was that it? That all, I gave a big speech about how Zim felt from the bottom of his coração and all you say is that you feel the same? There has to be mais then that. I mean come on!!” She yelled, making Dib fall back into the couch. Kim jumped in, “Lela, uh well we didn’t really have a plan on, I didn’t know that they, why didn’t you-?” she stuttered for words. “Lela, calm down, I know that you wanted to hear mais about how Dib feels about him, but its just, I have to talk to you in private.” Kim shoved the girl out of the room and into the room where Zim had stormed off too.
“Lela, I wasn’t planning on making them tell one another. I had to tell you that Dib isn’t gay, he is bi.” Kim explained. “Oh, well I kind of figured that anyways,” Lela said, “But, if you really like someone, you will tell them straight up.” “Yes I know, but Dib, well he was told por his dad, not me. I would have went easy on him, but it’s too bad that his dad didn’t. I hope that his dad won’t be even mais upset about him. I feel bad; his dad never seems to care.” Kim stopped, knowing that her friend thought the same. “Well, the only reason he is still strong is por Zim,” She continued. “Zim is his life, his heart, his everything! I’m just a bit sad that he can’t tell him straight up but in time, I know that he will.” Lela looked at Kim knowing that she was right. Kim looked around and walked over to the cabinet, “I hear him.” She opened the cabinet revealing Zim crying gently. “Zim, you ok? This is so unlike you.” Zim turned his head away, not wanting to look at the girl. Lela chimed in, “Zim, its ok. Please, please stop crying.” She put her hand in the cabinet and turned the irkens’ head towards her. “Everything is ok. I promise.” Smiling gently, she helped the irken out. Zim’s face was wet with tears and his camisa was damp as well. “Kim, you can go back, I’ll fix up Zim.” She took Zim into his room and Kim walked back into the room where Dib was. “Wait, Dib?” she asked the empty room. “Dib? Dib where are you? Come on out!” Quickly, she dashed for the main door, but all she saw was Dib running away from the base. “DIB! DIB COME BACK!!! NO!! Oh no!! Lela is going to kill someone now!” She ran back in the base wondering what to do. Pacing around, she thought about what she could do so that nothing would go wrong. Lela and Zim walked back in the room, only to find Kim walking about like crazy. “Uh, Kim, is there something wrong and where is-?” She stopped only to see Kim back away in fear of what she would do.
“Uh, nothing, nothing is wrong I was just,” she smiled getting an idea, “I was just wondering if Zim would find out about secret camera that I have in my pocket!” She took out a camera that wasn’t on, but it was enough to fool Zim and distract Lela. “Oh my gosh! You had a camera the whole time?” squealed Lela, which made her happy, only it had a different affect on Zim. “What?!? A camera? You, you were taping everything?!?!” Angrily, he tried to snatch the camera out of her hands. “Uh, no Zim, you can not have my camera. It’s mine and I want to keep the memory forever and ever!” she smirked, happy that her plan was working. “Oh, you will give me that camera, or I will stay quiet for the rest of the time!!” exclaimed Zim, thinking that because of this, the girls would want him to talk and give him the camera. Lela smirked, “Lets see how long this will last then shall we Zim?” Kim smiled with her, “That would actually be kind of nice Zim, go ahead, take a chance.” Zim just glared at them, still thinking that he could win. Kim decided to have fun with him. “Zim, did you hear I blasted a hole through your mural earlier to get it...with my IRKEN GUN?” Zim’s eye twitched, with the thought of yet, another hole in the wall. “And gir has been helping us this whole time because I gave him cup-cakes.” Zim was starting to turn a light blue color and to keep him from talking, he bit his lip. “I also have an Irken space-ship, laser, and capsule.” Kim smirked with victory in her eyes. Zim on the other hand, turned a deeper shade of blue and held his breath to keep from shouting. Lela, who could see that he wasn’t breathing, quickly started to try and make him crack, “Zim! No one said that you couldn’t breathe!!!” Kim laughed, “Zim, you are less smart than KEEF!” With the memory of Keef, lack of oxygen and trying to win, Zim fell onto the floor.
“Zim! Zim! Get up! Breathe! Don’t lay there! Get up!” Lela ran around the room in panic. Kim walked over to Zim and gently kicked him which somehow got him to breathe again. “Man, I didn’t think that you were that stupid that you would stop breathing.” She said calmly. Zim panted trying to recover from the lack of oxygen that he had. Lela was still running when she spotted Dib, who was at the front of the base staring at all three of them. He looked scared at what he just saw. Lela flipped out as soon as she saw him, “Dib! Why didn’t you help him out!? How long have you been there?” Without thinking, she stormed up to him. “Tell me Dib, tell me why!” Dib backed away not wanting to hear anymore and ran away for the segundo time. Zim, who was finally better from before, looked up to watch Dib run away. “Dib-human? What, what just happened? Why, why is he running away?” In fear, he jumped to his feet and stood at the front of the base. “Dib! Dib! Come back! Zim is ok!” He wanted to chase him, chase him until both could not run anymore. But Dib was far gone. Zim walked back into the base slowly. Kim not wanting to have to hear what Lela was going to say, spoke up. “Uh, hey, how about I go and get Dib back.” And with that, she followed Dib out the door. Zim sat down on the cold hard floor and started to cry all over again. gir came out of hiding and instantly run up to Zim. “Mastah? What, what happened?” He gasped, “Master! You’re leaking!! You’re leaking like a human Master!” gir jumped to Lela, “What happened to my Mastah?” “GIR,” she replied, “It was my entire fault, I got in the way and my obsessive fã girl side got the best of me.” She slowly sat down as well, across from Zim. “Zim, I’m SO sorry! I should have never even bothered! I thought I was doing good, but instead, I was taking control and hurting my best friends.” She started to tear up, “I never wanted to see you cry, you out of all my friends Zim. I don’t want to see you upset.” She and Zim looked up at each other. “You will never abandon me will you Lela?” Zim asked quietly. Lela looked almost hurt, “Zim, why would you even ask that? Zim I care about you so much. I help you away from freak fã girls, I help you with your mission and I make you laugh. I’m a bit upset that you would think that I would even consider abandoning you.” Zim looked away and asked gir the same question. gir looked a bit hurt as well, “Master, you are my Mastah and I can never abandon you. You make me happy! You make me smile! And I make you waffles and tacos!” The little robot jumped on topo, início of Zim and hugged him. “I will always be here for you Master, no matter what.” Zim grabbed the little robot and hugged him back while a tear fell on topo, início of GIR’s head. Lela suddenly started to cry as well, “Zim, I have never felt so badly! Please, please forgive me!” She held her eyes with her hands as the tears fell down her cheek. “I never wanted to hurt you…” She felt arms embrulho, envoltório around her body and pull her close. She removed her hands from her eyes to see Zim’s face in front hers. gir was on her lap, hugging her stomach. “Hyooman girl, Zim could never be mad at you.” Zim hugged her close, trying to make her stop crying. She sat there wiping her tears away while Zim rested his head on topo, início of her head. “Please hyooman, stop crying, it hurts Zim physically and mentally to see you cry.” Her tears were falling on his camisa making him feel a bit of pain. Doing her best, she stopped crying and hugged Zim back.
gir spoke up breaking the silence, “Ya know, big head was talking to me yesterday, and it was a great conversation!” Lela stopped crying and looked at gir while still hugging Zim. “What did Dib say?” she asked. gir smiled, “Weeeeeeell, I was just walking along about to get a burrito, and I ran into big head who was spying on master like usual. He fell down and broke something, I don’t know what but it had numbers on it.” “Well that could have been either a calculator or a cell phone.” Thought Lela, “But why would he need one of those? To take a picture with maybe…” gir continued, “So I walked up behind him, tapped him on the back and started to dance! Then he gave me a funny look, LIKE THIS!” gir demonstrated it. “THEN I told him that Mastah is going to be mad at him and do things.” Lela looked puzzled, “GIR, what kind of things?” She slowly removed her arms from Zim and backed away, stopping the hug. “What kind of things do you do?” Zim glared at the robot. “What gir means is, I will yell at him and take it all out on him…and then he eats tacos or something.” gir stuck his tongue out. “AND THEN I said that Mastah is gonna grab him and do things with him!” Lela stared at the robot, then fell down to the floor laughing and rolling around and held her stomach. Zim looked at the girl with disgust in his eyes, wondering what was so funny that the girl was literally rolling on the floor laughing her bunda off. (A/N: lol ROTFLMAO XD I didn’t know Zim knew about that haha) “Hyooman! What is so funny that Zim isn’t laughing?” Lela wiped a tear from her eye, “I can’t say! It’s just a human joke; you will understand it in time, maybe.” “When I said that, big head’s, big head turned red, just like a tomato! Then he ran off like a horsy!” gir finished his story, smiling from his epic story telling skills. Zim asked confused, “What does that have to do with anything?” “Me and big head are going to be friends.” And with that, gir stuck out his tongue again.
Lela thought about this, “Maybe, he was embarrassed por what you were saying GIR, I know you meant just yelling and stuff, but I know that Dib took it in an awkward way.” She smiled, “He was embarrassed por what he thought you were talking about, and ran away not wanting to have to listen to it anymore.” Her smile grew, with a big grin on her face, she grabbed Zim picking him off the floor and spinning him in a tight hug. Zim was in pain and getting dizzy from all this, ‘Boy is this girl strong.’ he thought. “Zim! I get it now! Dib-.” She was cut off por a scream that was no other then Dib and Kim.
Dib and Kim were currently running away from a furious Gaz, who was chasing them with a bat in her hand. “YOU WACKED MY GAME SLAVE OUT OF MY HAND AND STEPPED ON IT DIB!! YOU WILL PAY!!” Gaz screamed making both Dib and Kim run faster. “What did I have to do with that?” yelled Kim terrified of what Gaz would do next. “YOU WERE WITH HIM AND DIDN’T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT!!” screamed Gaz, running even faster to catch up. Lela and Zim watched in terror while gir was busy cantar about the zoo. “Zim! We have to help them before Gaz kills them!” Lela said in concern. Zim was too busy watching Dib stumble and run at the same time just to get away from his scary sister. “Guys! Help us from my terrifying sister!” Dib yelled. Zim froze thinking about what to do. Lela ran quickly to Kim, trying to keep up with her. “What should we do about Gaz?” She asked loudly. “I… I don’t know, Gaz is much worse then anyone I have ever seen, we just can’t take her out in a snap.” Kim pointed out. Suddenly, shooting could be heard from behind, Gaz was using an Irken gun. “Where did you get-.” Kim looked down realizing that her own Irken gun in Gaz’s possession. “Drop something? seguinte time take care of your personal belongings!” Gaz said, shooting at both of them.
“Normally I would just be running from my own litter sister from hugging me, never running from my little sister to save my own life!” shouted Lela while running and dodging the blasts from the gun. “What did I do to you??” she asked the angry girl behind her. “Nothing! But you care about my brother and anyone who does, should have the same torture as him!” Gaz replied while shooting.
gir was standing por the door with Zim who was still watching in terror. The thought of Dib being hurt, made his squeedily-spooch feel all upset. “Dib-human! Just stay strong and you will be alright!” Shouted Zim. “Oh, like I haven’t been trying THAT one now huh?” Dib screamed sarcastically. “Shut up Dib and run, I’m sick of all of you!” Gaz yelled. Kim, who was quite tiered of running, walked over to where gir and Zim were standing. gir smiled up at the girl and asked, “Can I use my Wii remote?” Kim gently smiled at the robot and replied, “Sure GIR, I guess you could.” gir cheered and pulled out a X-box controller instead. Kim, confused, looked at the robot while doing a double take. “GIR, that’s not a Wii remote, that’s an X-box controller.” “Yeeeeeeeeeeees.” gir replied innocently. Kim opened her mouth, and then closed it again, not bothering to even say anything while gir made noises with his mouth and played.
Zim was getting annoyed at himself for standing there so long and just watching. Seeing that Gaz was only inches away, he leapt up, and his aranha legs whipped out. Running up to Dib and Gaz, he held his claw out, making Gaz stop and Dib trip in the process. “You won’t lay a finger on my Dib...” Zim said, making Gaz back up. “You touch him, and your coração will be right in front of your FACE!” he threatened. He quickly lifted Gaz up with one hand, proving what he could do. He laughed while she kicked and screamed, “PUT ME DOWN RIGHT NOW OR SUFFER!!” Zim chuckled and replied, “Foolish earth-girl, Zim has grown over the years, and you are yet smaller then Zim, Zim is much mais powerful then you.” Kim watched in horror, “You’re, you’re not going to KILL her are you?” she asked. gir stared and simply said. “Mastah has gone insane.” “No GIR, insane for Dib.” Lela said quietly.
Gaz, who always was the one that did this to others, was getting almost scared of losing her life to Zim. Zim out of all on earth! “Let go!!” She said struggling. Zim laughed at the girl doing all that she could to be free. Dib, no longer wanting to see his sister in pain called out, “Zim! Please, let her go!” Zim stopped laughing and turned around to see Dib, on his knees begging for his sister to be let free. “But Dib, she has tried to hurt you!! I don’t want anyone to hurt you!!! Never!!” Instantly he dropped the girl, while she backed up a few steps and prepared herself just in case Zim went crazy again. Dib stood up and turned away from the alien. “If you cared about me that much, you won’t do a thing to her. Do you understand?” he asked, making sure Zim understood. Zim looked down, ashamed of how he thought that hurting Dib’s sister would make him happy. “She is my little sister Zim and no matter what she does I won't kill her and I can't let you do that either...” Dib explained. Gaz scoffed at this, “Jerk.” Zim faced her, “YOU STAY OUT OF THIS!!” he shouted, and Gaz just crossed her arms. Dib pleaded with Zim, “Please Zim, for me. Please, please don’t lay a finger on her. She may hate me, the skool may hate me, the town may hate me, the state may hate me, the country may hate me, the world may even hate me. But I have one thing in the world that no one else has...you.” Zim looked back up at Dib, his eyes widening. Kim whispered to Lela, “You do know he is hated por the world right?” “I don’t hate him, you don’t hate him, gir does not hate him, and Zim does not hate him. We are part of the world too right?” Lela responded. Kim thought about this and shut her mouth.
Zim stared at the boy with eyes shining like the stars that he flew by. “Really?” he asked shyly, wanting to hear what Dib had to say. “Yes, really. Zim you’re my life! Without you, I would have been the freak from down the block.” Dib explained. Kim laughed quietly to herself and said, “Hehe, hate to soil the moment but he is the freak from down the block.” Lela laughed with her. Zim ignored their laughter and let Dib finish. “Zim, you are my everything.” He quickly grabbed the alien and embraced him in a hug. Zim froze, every fight, swear word, scratch, bruise, scrap, cut, or broken bone that ever happened between them was forgotten. He hugged back, never wanting to let go of the human, his human. Suddenly he remembered something. “Dib, you’re not going to run away like you did before are you?” His eyes shined showing the sorrow that he felt when remembering what happened not long ago. Dib, remembering what he did, hugged Zim tighter, “Run away? Zim I was scared of what could have happened to you! Seeing you choke on the ground made me run away in fear of never seeing you ever again. And when I ran away the first time, I was nervous, nervous and scared that Lela was just putting you up to it, or it was your seguinte evil plan. Plus there was a bit of something else too.” He admitted. “Zim, unlike you, I-.” He was cut off por Lela who was literally almost slicing her own neck off por telling him not to tell Zim. “Uh, well I have to tell you that part some other time, but the point is that I was too scared and in amor with you to tell you how I really felt!” The words that Dib had said, that Lela explained, that he felt were all coming together. Zim jumped up and wrapped his arms around the boy, feeling what Lela said humans felt, happy. “I amor you Zim.” Dib whispered to the alien. Zim felt his cheeks burn, what was this feeling, wait, he understood. “I amor you too Dib.” He snuggled against the humans neck and made a sweet humming noise.
Meanwhile, Lela was as happy as an over-obsessive fã girl could be. “AWWW!!!! SO CUTE! SO CUTE!!” She squealed, making gir dance and Kim smile. gir jumped into the Lela’s arms, “Mastah loves big-head!” Lela giggled, “Why yes he does GIR.” “Does that mean he does not amor me anymore?” gir asked looking sad. Lela gasped, “NEVER GIR! Zim loves you so much and can never forget about you!” gir smiled, jumped down from the girl’s arms and jumped onto Zim’s back. “WEEE!! Master loves me too!” he giggled, making the moment end. “GIR! Get off of me! You’re hurting me!” GIR!! AHHH!!!” Zim shouted while gir sang happily. Dib laughed, ‘This is what I amor about you Zim.’ he thought to himself.
A/N: ok i know thats not the best way to end a story, but i couldnt think of anything else. I will post this on fanfiction, but i still need a título lol. so for now i just put it here. i know i know its long but just deal with it for me please? thank you! :)