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posted by kawaiibecky128
[South Park Elementary. The kids arrive at the classroom and they all talk. Mr Garrison arrives]

Mr Garrison: Okay, class, take your seats. We have-

[the kids ignore him and they keep ralking]

Mr Garrison: I said take your goddamn seats!!

[the kids stop talking and they sit down]

Mr Garrison: Alright. So as I was saying, we have a new student that will be joining in our class.

Cartman: What? New student?

Butters: Is it a boy?

Clyde: If it is, we can show him how to throw rocks at people's trucks!

All boys: Yeah!

Mr Garrison: Okay! That's enough! Anyways, to answer your question, no. It's not a boy.

Cartman:...
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posted by ThreadbareSP
"Charlie

This is the third and final part of "Charlie," but the end of this just marks the end of the first "episode" of "The Charlie Arc."

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Kyle, Stan, Ike, and Charlie are sitting on the floor in Kyle's room when Mrs. Broflovski (Sheila) knocks on the door and peeks in.

SHEILA: Kyle, sweetie, can I talk to you for a minute?

KYLE: Mo-om!

SHEILA: Now, Kyle!

They walk into the hall. Stan shrugs at Charlie. Ike crawls into her lap.

IKE: Kyle.

SHEILA: Kyle, I don't think I'm comfortable with you playing with your new friend.

KYLE: Why not?

SHEILA: Well, he's dirty and bruised… Did he get in a fight...
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 The boys of South Park: Stan, Kenny, Kyle and Cartman
The boys of South Park: Stan, Kenny, Kyle and Cartman
I never truly understood why the utter lack of propriety shown on South Park was so hilarious, until I watched the Season Nine episode titled “Best friends Forever.” For those unfamiliar with this particular episode, allow me to elucidate.

South Park revolves around four little boys, Cartman, Kyle, Stan and Kenny, who all live in a small Colorado town. On this day, the always indelicate Cartman wakes his mother up bright and early so he can be the first in line to get the new Sony PSP. Unfortunately for Cartman, all the other kids in South Park got up bright and early too, so when he gets...
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On Valentine's Day, a young couple have a picnic at the park and when they share their first kiss, a Cupid-mask wearing figure shoots two arrows into their butts. The two are sent to the hospital and the police keep an eye out for anyone with arrows. Later on, Mr. Garrison makes out with his boyfriend and is eventually shot por an Arqueiro in the butt por the figure who stands at the window. The police stand all around town keeping an eye out for anyone who looks suspicous. Soon, everyone in town goes to the town hall to complain about being shot in the butt por a cupid-mask wearing maniac. Since...
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Token:We Should Be There por Now. Maybe We Missed A Turn. I Guess I Should Have Taken A...Wait A Minute.
Token:Let's Go This Way!
Token:Come On, Phillipe! It's A Shortcut. We'll Be There In No Time!
Token:This Can't Be Right. Where Have You Taken Us, Phillipe? We'd Better Turn Around...And...Whoa...Whoa Boy, Whoa Phillipe. Oh, Oh! Look Out!
Token:Back Up! Back Up! Back Up! Good Boy, Good Boy. That's Good, That's--Back Up! Steady. Steady! oi Now. Steady. Phillipe? Oh No! Help! Is Someone There?
Token:Hello? Hello?
Kyle:Old Fellow Must Have lost His Way In The Woods.
Butters:Keep Quiet! Maybe He'll...
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I have noticed that majority of people who have Kyle as their favorito character share something in common. Most of them have been persecuted for something about them, whether that be religion, physical or mental ability, etc. Kyle? He's always being made fun of for being jewish por Carman. When people watch south park and witness them, there is a large portion thta can say" I've experienced Kyle's pain. i know what it feels like to be going through what he's going through." It's how relatable he can be . I know that I can relate to him. I've been persecuted for many things about me. In fact, Kyle has aught me how to deal with it, through the things that he does on the show. Matt Stone and Trey Parker deserve a good pat on the back. They've sucessfully created what can probably be easily called the most relatable character in cartoon history. Keep u[p the good work, guys.
posted by SilverFanGirl
SFG- *smacks forehead* I'm sick of these stupid questions...
Kyle- OMG! Cartman, what did you ask?!!?
Cartman- Me?!?! how about you!
SFG- No, guys. Here's the question: YouTube or not?
Cartman and kyle- YES! *turn to each other* HEY!
SFG- *smacks forhead again* I'm REALLY sick of these two...
Cartman- Hey, oi Micks!
SFG- *sighs* What?Cartman- What did you say to Kyle the other day?
SFG- nothing. I just asked him to answer the perguntas honestly. Now, I want resoning in this answer. Cartman, why do you say yes to YouTube?
Cartman- It may be a pain, like Kyle, but its useful, unlike Kyle.
Kyle- .....-_-...
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Trey Parker:Once Upon A Time, In A Faraway Land, Young Prince Kyle Lived In A Shining Castle. Although He Had Everything His coração Desired, The Prince Was Spoiled, Selfish And Unkind. But Then, One Winter's Night, An Old Beggar Woman Came To The castelo And Offered Him A Single Rose In Return For Shelter From The amargo, amarga Cold. Repulsed por Her Haggard Appearance, The Prince Sneered At The Gift And Turned The Old Woman Away, But She Warned Him Not To Be Deceived por Appearances, For Beauty Is Found Within. And When He Dismissed Her Again, The Old Woman's Ugliness Melted Away To Reveal A Beautiful...
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posted by soxfan89
I Will Be Doing Another South Park Story. This One Reflects On Kybe (KylexBebe). I'll Be Titling This One "Bebe And The Beast"! So Here's My Cast:
Belle-Bebe
Beast-Craig
Prince-Kyle
Lumiere-Stan
Cogsworth-Cartman
Mrs. Potts-Sharon
Chip-Butters
Gaston-Kenny
Lefou-Clyde
Maurice-Token
Babette-Wendy
Wardrobe-Liane
D'Arque-Damien
Baker-Jimmy
Bookstore Owner-Tweek
Stove-Randy
Bimbettes-Shelly, Red, Annie
Hag-Sheila
Enchantress-Linda
Narrator-Trey Parker
If There's Anything I Need To Fix In Here. Please Let Me Know Ahead Of Time! Ok? Thank You. Enjoy The Story!
Kenny:Heh! Oh Boy! Wendy's Gonna Get The Surprise Of Her Life, Huh Clyde.
Clyde:Yep. This Is Her Lucky Day!
Clyde:I'd Like To Thank You All For Coming To My Wedding. But First, I Better Go In There And...Propose To The Girl!
(Pip, Jimmy And The Others Laugh)
(Shelly, Red And Annie Cry)
Clyde:Now, You Kenny. When Belle And I Come Out That Door--
Kenny:Oh I Know, I Know!
Clyde:Not Yet!
Kenny:Sorry!
Wendy:Clyde, What A Pleasant...Surprise.
Clyde:Isn't It Though? I'm Just Full Of Surprises. You Know, Wendy. There's Not A Girl In Town Who Wouldn't amor To Be In Your Shoes. This Is The Day... This Is The Day...
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posted by SouthParkSmart
“Come on! Come on!” I whined as I flipped through the shows on my TV. “Oh for the amor of God, how much longer!?”
    “Are you still waiting for the new South Park episodes?” asked my mom, entering my room.
    “Mom, you don’t understand! I’ve been waiting for the segundo half of season fourteen to come out for five months now,” I said. “Every dia time is slowing down. It’s like…waiting for Christmas…times a thousand.”
    “You’re just going to have to be patient until October sixth,” my mom told me...
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Here are some reasons why I think South Park is great. Enjoy!

1. Matt and Trey do all the voices except the female characters and Token, Towelie, hoodless Kenny and guests.

2. It has never been cancelled since it premiered in 1997.

3. Matt and Trey, the creators of the show, also do voices, direct, often provide music, are in direct contact with the animators, and much more.

4. The average episode takes six days to make, before the Wednesday it airs. Exceptions to this would be the first episodes and ones that take longer to animate, like "Major Boobage".

5. A lot of the characters are based on...
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posted by dilly53
Twelve years atrás I sat at a friends house, doing my best to stay awake. We were waiting for midnight, for the very first episode of South Park to air. I can still remember how excited I was, this show was supposed to be funnier and mais vulgar than "Beavis and Butthead" or "Ren and Stimpy". Which at the time were considered to be the "bad cartoons" that kids would watch behind their parents back.

As everyone knows the first episode was about Cartman getting an anal probe. That was a big deal at the time. Parents freaked out about the show, kids were banned from wearing South Park merchandise...
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In June 2020 The Local Rancher Himself Rancher Bill Geting His Own Official Spin-off In 2020 Creators Trey Parker And Matt Stone reply that production will begin in February Thru June 6th 2020 Paramount Pictures Viacom And Warner Bros and HBO Max Will be on these networks seguinte year.
10. Kenny McCormick
Kenny has mais to his character than just dying all the time, he's developed a personality now. He deserves to be in the topo, início 10 because he is very caring to his sister, Karen, por using Mysterion to protect her from bullies, and got a job just so he could buy her a doll. I used to not care for him at all, but now he's one of my favorites.

9. Pete
Pete is the goth boy with the red hair. I see mais in him than just some faggy goth kid. If he had an episode to himself, it would be very deep and meaningful. He'll do crazy things to make sure things don't go overboard, like sneaking...
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Chapter 1: Douchebag the Thief

"Deep in the lands of Zaron, the humans of Kupa Keep struggle to stay alive as they are attacked por the wicked Drow Elves of Larnion.

Darkness falls… as the humans beg their King to save them; a noble King, known only as the Grand Wizard.

For a thousand years the battle has been waged, with only the bravery of the Grand Wizard to protect his human followers.

But even though the Wizard King is so undeniably cool, the Drow Elf armies continue their attacks. They seek the humans' most treasured relic – The Stick of Truth.

But the tides of war are soon to change,...
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Lunch Time In School
Cartman:Mmmmmm! i amor chicken *Bites of piece of chicken skin*
Kyle:*Eating chicken*mmmm yes it is...*swallows*
Kenny:Mm mmmm!!!(So good!!!)
And A Chicken is sitting at the window watching them eating chicken.
Chicken:REVENGE YOU ASSHOLES!!

School Ends
Cartman:Ahhh!!!! Need to shit need da SHIT!!
Stan:just go in that arbusto, bush over there
Cartman:whew! thanks!
Cartman goes int bushes
Cartman:Ahhhh!!!
Chicken Pops Up
Cartman:WOW!!!
Chicken:You must die!!!
Cartman:O.O
Chicken:Fight!!!!!
Cartman:ummm not to be a buzz kill or anythin'...but can you see me craping?
Chicken:Oh....well take your time...Then...
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The Story Takes Place Were Eric Haves Revenge On Scott Terrorman Again. But Then "RadioHead" Makes A Special Guest Again But Then Eric Partnered With Professor Chaos. Then Eric Called Radiohead To Come to Farmer Carl Denkins Ranch But Suddently Eric Warned Mr Denkins and Said "OH MR DENKINS IS THAT RADIOHEAD PUTTING ON A LIVE PERFORMENCE TRESSPASSING ON YOUR RANCH" Then He Said "Where So I Can Shoot Them" Then Cartman Said "There " Then Mr. Denkins Said " OH MY GOD STAY OFF MY RANCH" Then After When Radiohead Died Scott Would Never Talk To Eric Ever Again. Then He Would Give Mr Denkins 25 bucks...
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posted by SilverFanGirl
SFG- oi guys!
Cartman- oi Micks!
Kyle-...
Kenny-...
Butters-...Hi?
SFG- Today's pergunta is...Lady Gaga or Brittany Spears?
Cartman- I thought you were going to say Lady Gaga or Cartman!
Kyle- if it WAS that question, I would pick Lady Gaga!
Cartman- You little lying bastard! I'll kill you!
Kyle- Oh My God! You killed Kenny! You bastard!
Kenny-?!?!? mememem (I'm still alive!)
Butters- OH MY GOD!
Cartman- WHAT?!?
Butters- Coffee...
SFG- ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION!
Cartman- Alright, alright, calm down. I pick Lady Gaga, 'cause she's better than that annoying voice of Brittany Spears...
Kyle- What the hell?!?!...
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Mrs. Landers was a health nut! She cooked comida in a wok!
Mr. Harris was her boyfriend and he had a great big
Cock-a-doodle-doodle! The rooster just won't quit!
And I don't want my breakfast, because it tastes like
Shih Tzus make good house pets! They're cuddly and sweet!
Monkeys aren't good to have 'cause they like to beat their
Meeting in the office, or meeting in the hall!
The boss, he wants to see you so you can suck his
Balzac was a writer! He lived with Allen Funt!
Mrs. Roberts didn't like him, but that's 'cause she's a
Contaminated water can really make you sick!
Your bladder gets infected and blood comes out your
Dictate what I'm saying, 'cause it will bring you luck
And if you all don't like it, I don't give a flying ****!"