Sonic:woah a real live robot!or is that some kind of cheesey new years coustume?
Shadow:bite my shiny metal ass!
Sonic:dosent look shiny to me.
Shadow:shiner then yours meatbag.
Sonic on a computer:the coment pergunta dia which comes from a user name....bam!and he said...
Mighty:why did the chicken cruz the road?
Sonic on a computer:soooooooo why did the chicken cruz the road?
Eggman:BECAUSE HE WANTED TO GET HIS POT FRIED CHICKEN AND SHOVE A FUCKING PLATE WITH MASH POTATOS AND MOTHER FUCKIN BAKED BEANS!!!!!!YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!THATS WHY THE CHICKEN cruz THE FUCKING ROAD!!!!!
Sonic on a computer:so tell me guys what are bananas for?
Eggman:WHAT ARE BANANAS FOR?!?!TO
STICK THEM UP YOUR FUCKING bunda FOR
CALLING ME A GOD DAMN FAKE!!!!!!
Knuckels:OMG who touched Sasha?what?
WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!?!?!?!?!
Shadow:you know coach used to say when he will fogo us up if we we're behind.
Rogue:yeah?what?
Shadow:loser!your a loser!are you feeling sorry for yourself?!?!?well you should be!you dirt!you make me sick!you big baby!baby want a bottle?!?!?a bottle of dirt?!?!?
Rogue:why are you yelling at me?(crys)
Shadow:(sighs)
THE END
Sonic as Fry and raio, ray William Johnson
Shadow as Bender and Hank Hill
Eggman as Angry Grandpa
Rogue as Hanks wife
Knuckels as Heavy
AND
Mighty as RyanDaRizzle
Shadow:bite my shiny metal ass!
Sonic:dosent look shiny to me.
Shadow:shiner then yours meatbag.
Sonic on a computer:the coment pergunta dia which comes from a user name....bam!and he said...
Mighty:why did the chicken cruz the road?
Sonic on a computer:soooooooo why did the chicken cruz the road?
Eggman:BECAUSE HE WANTED TO GET HIS POT FRIED CHICKEN AND SHOVE A FUCKING PLATE WITH MASH POTATOS AND MOTHER FUCKIN BAKED BEANS!!!!!!YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!THATS WHY THE CHICKEN cruz THE FUCKING ROAD!!!!!
Sonic on a computer:so tell me guys what are bananas for?
Eggman:WHAT ARE BANANAS FOR?!?!TO
STICK THEM UP YOUR FUCKING bunda FOR
CALLING ME A GOD DAMN FAKE!!!!!!
Knuckels:OMG who touched Sasha?what?
WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!?!?!?!?!
Shadow:you know coach used to say when he will fogo us up if we we're behind.
Rogue:yeah?what?
Shadow:loser!your a loser!are you feeling sorry for yourself?!?!?well you should be!you dirt!you make me sick!you big baby!baby want a bottle?!?!?a bottle of dirt?!?!?
Rogue:why are you yelling at me?(crys)
Shadow:(sighs)
THE END
Sonic as Fry and raio, ray William Johnson
Shadow as Bender and Hank Hill
Eggman as Angry Grandpa
Rogue as Hanks wife
Knuckels as Heavy
AND
Mighty as RyanDaRizzle
every night one night shadow found sonic
in the rock pool not what he thought
sonic some how add a tail no legs
faker was happing to you ask shadow
mm I am a MERHOG said sonic with his ears going down since you given me some of you blood
I am ageless/immortal
shadow nod his head but now I am in my
MERHOG form it as been made permeant
said sonic I can come on land and breath
sonic the MERHOG-NAGA
alpha ultimate life form god
esmeralda blue quills like lighting
esmeralda green eyes
pêssego arms chest tummy pele, peles like silver
shadow blush looking up a his new boyfriend
that now a MERHOG-NAGA
end of part 0
(WARNING: Cussing is in this article, so be cautious of that. If swearing turns you off, then please leave now.)
You know what? If the Sonic series does ONE thing I really loathe, it's getting rid of things I liked from it. I mean, seriously, what kind of a game series gets rid of some things that make it good!? But I digress.
And although there's those things we're glad never came back....
That doesn't change my opinion one bit. But hey, in the words of Steven Wright, You can't have everything! Where would you put it?
Seriously though, the Sonic series tends to tick a hell of a lot of people...
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You know what? If the Sonic series does ONE thing I really loathe, it's getting rid of things I liked from it. I mean, seriously, what kind of a game series gets rid of some things that make it good!? But I digress.
And although there's those things we're glad never came back....
That doesn't change my opinion one bit. But hey, in the words of Steven Wright, You can't have everything! Where would you put it?
Seriously though, the Sonic series tends to tick a hell of a lot of people...
I'm sure every person in this fanclub agrees. here r some reasons why Sonic is better than Mario:
1.Plot: Look at Mario's games,always the same plot bowser kidnapped pêssego Mario goes
to save her. Mario succeeds brings her back to the cogumelo Kingdom. Then again she get's kidnapped like seriously? Very creative plot Nintendo. Sonic: Not always the same like sometimes he meets himself in the past. Sometimes he has to save the world from Dr.Eggman and sometimes he unites with wisps.
2.Villain: Bowser I can;t really count as a villain because after 34 years He would have thought some else scheme Sonic: Dr.Eggman builds robots and machines to take down Sonic.
3.Music: Mario has the same music, while Sonic has lots of different music. Want proof? Play Sonic Generation if you go to the very left there will be a room. There should be a trumpet or something go in front of it select it a list of música will come. [you have to unlock the música first]
1.Plot: Look at Mario's games,always the same plot bowser kidnapped pêssego Mario goes
to save her. Mario succeeds brings her back to the cogumelo Kingdom. Then again she get's kidnapped like seriously? Very creative plot Nintendo. Sonic: Not always the same like sometimes he meets himself in the past. Sometimes he has to save the world from Dr.Eggman and sometimes he unites with wisps.
2.Villain: Bowser I can;t really count as a villain because after 34 years He would have thought some else scheme Sonic: Dr.Eggman builds robots and machines to take down Sonic.
3.Music: Mario has the same music, while Sonic has lots of different music. Want proof? Play Sonic Generation if you go to the very left there will be a room. There should be a trumpet or something go in front of it select it a list of música will come. [you have to unlock the música first]
