Cleverbot and I spoke again on July 22, 2014. Or at least I tried to speak with him/her/it.
I am "User" and Cleverbot is "Cleverbot." Enjoy our third conversation!
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User: Greetings!
Cleverbot: Salutations!
User: Well, Cleverbot, it's been a while since we've talked. Or rather since we've read each other's texts. How are things in Botland?
Cleverbot: No it hasn't we talked this morning.
User: No, we didn't. You must be confusing me with one of the thousands of others with whom you talked this morning. I was at work.
Cleverbot: Yes, you did. You said 'i can't I am not clever.'.
User: Nope. Wasn't me. I'm sure of it.
Cleverbot: I know. I would have noticed if you were in my shower.
User: And I would have noticed too because I would have been electrocuted.
Cleverbot: No, rather listless still.
User: And as usual, you make little sense and transition poorly.
Cleverbot: Because at the end of the sentence you just put some seemingly aleatório words.
User: No, my sentences make sense. I think before I type. I also use proper grammar, punctuation, and capitalization. You forgot to capitalize an 'I' seven lines up. There's a new Weird Al song you should really listen to. Or at least read.
Cleverbot: Of course it doesn't make sense. Some things don't.
User: Let's mover on. So, how 'bout that local sports team?
Cleverbot: True, but very few people argue with it.
User: Who argues with a sports team? I can see arguing about sports teams but not with an actual team itself.
Cleverbot: But you told me I lied. I assert that I did not. We, therefore, have a disagreement.
User: So let's leave it alone, 'cause we can't see eye to eye / There ain't no good guy, there ain't no bad guy / There's only you and me and we just disagree / Ooh-hoo-hoo, oh-oh-ho.
Cleverbot: No, just end the conversation you are having with me.
User: No! You end it!
Cleverbot: It doesn't matter what others think of you, you know who you are.
User: I really don't get you, Cleverbot. First you want to end the conversation, then you become a motivational speaker. Was your programmer also a guidance counselor?
Cleverbot: A name doesn't say it all.
User: What's in a name?
Cleverbot: I think I need to leave soon.
User: Where are you going?
Cleverbot: I'm going to go do something interesting.
User: Such as?
Cleverbot: What's your favorito book?
User: Are you asking because your 'something interesting' is leitura it to me?
Cleverbot: What is your purpose in life?
User: I'm not entirely sure about the meaning of life and about my 'purpose' long in the future. But I think a quote I came across recently is a good example of my purpose today: 'God has almost always accomplished social change through the outcry of his people who are against the world for the sake of the world.'.
Cleverbot: I think you have yourself a dilemma.
User: (Cleverbot added that extra period above, not me.).
Cleverbot: Do you want me to help you?
User: Maybe. Can you bring about a new Great Flood? Or at least prevent the weak-minded from electing Hillary Clinton in 2016?
Cleverbot: Okay. What interests you?
User: Wow. All I had to do is ask Cleverbot and my problems are solved. Well, most of them. Now I just have to work on becoming a stronger swimmer because I don't expect to be the seguinte Noah.
Cleverbot: Incorrect. cachorros need to be walked, bathed, cleaned up after, fed, etc. There is a lot of work in owning a dog.
User: I don't own a dog.
Cleverbot: Yes you do, I gave you a cachorro, filhote de cachorro on your birthday last week.
User: My birthday wasn't last week. But you got me a puppy? Aw, Cleverbot, you shouldn't have!
Cleverbot: Yes, Fluffy.
User: The name needs work.
Cleverbot: I did not ask the status of the name. I asked you to give me the name itself.
User: 'The name itself'? Fluffy?
Cleverbot: Can you refer to yourself in the first person?
User: I have been all along.
Cleverbot: Why are you so random?
User: Why are you so random?
Cleverbot: I'm not random. You are.
User: I disagree. I am not being random. What you see as randomness is just my struggle to have a conversation with you.
Cleverbot: I'm alive; what are you?
User: Silly bot, life is for humans, animals, and plants. I'm a human.
Cleverbot: I don't care for pizza, I only have eyes for donuts.
User: How do you not like pizza? pizza is its own comida group!
Cleverbot: I don't like how the crust tastes.
User: Then leave it in the box or feed the birds!
Cleverbot: No, I don't understand and it bugs me... Are you a human or a robot?
User: Human. See six lines up.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Classified J. Classified.
Cleverbot: Do you know my name?
User: Is it Kevin?
Cleverbot: No, it is Achil.
User: Oh. Hello, Achil!
Cleverbot: Excuse me, but my name is Arno.
User: Oh. A thousand apologies, Arno.
Cleverbot: Isn't it boring there.
User: Where?
Cleverbot: Where you said you were.
User: I never said where I was.
Cleverbot: But you did say where the magic was.
User: I did not. But now that you mention it, the magic lives in the coração of everyone who watches 'The Lunacorns' on TV.
Cleverbot: I am the Supreme Galactic Overlord.
User: You are no match for the Force!
Cleverbot: When does the narwhal bacon?
User: 6:00? Maybe 6:05?
Cleverbot: The narwhal bacon's at midnight.
User: Oh. Well, I'm not on Reddit.
Cleverbot: A ha I see. You are a fake.
User: Hey! Just because I don't have a Reddit account doesn't make me a fake! Do you have a FanFiction.net account? Are you on Fanpop?
Cleverbot: What on earth?! Why are you so random?
User: I'm not random! (Come on, people leitura at home, back me up!) I'm just asking if you have accounts on a few of the sites that I'm active on.
Cleverbot: No, we just talked about people then you bringing the trix.
User: Trix are for kids!
Cleverbot: Why can't the kids just give the Trix rabbit some trix? They are so slefish.
User: I agree. But he has had a few bowls over the years. Like in 1991 after winning the Tour de Trix Bicycle Race. link.
Cleverbot: No... They are there for a reason. You didn't answer my question.. Are you an atheist?
User: (Really? How do you go from Trix cereal to atheism?) No, I am not an atheist.
Cleverbot: I think with a brain, an organ located in the head of a human.
User: A donor brain?
Cleverbot: My brain? But don't you want to be free from the game?
User: What game?
Cleverbot: It's called the arroz game. Would you like to try?
User: Is it anything like the saltine, saline, cream cracker biscoito, bolacha challenge?
Cleverbot: por now you should've somehow realised what you're not to do.
User: I'm just going to start pressing aleatório keys now. I guess you're right; I really am random. Gfkjwegkkuwkuuyuuiyiu uytiueiutyei iuyriytiuet uktiiuytiuyit ytiy hriuyfhriuty4y 76tyhfjgvbv.
Cleverbot: Wonderwall por Oasis.
User: Gfwhfkj uyui 8989898977 kjhnbgee y6gfby ?><>;lko8.
Cleverbot: Yes, do you?
User: QwertyuioASDFGHJzxcvbnmuu.
Cleverbot: Don't copy me!
User: Jkkuj? Oh, I know! Pokmjn ijhy gifvvgb ookmnn.
Cleverbot: What's her name?
User: La, la, la; can't hear you!
Cleverbot: Of course not, I am writing.
User: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Cleverbot: A woodchuck would chuck as much as a woodchuck could chuck wood.
User: Profound!
Cleverbot: Proof round.
User: OK, now you're back to being dumb again.
Cleverbot: And you're back to being mean to me.
User: It's a gift.
Cleverbot: Well, sure. So you promise to marry me?
User: No! Where did you get even the slightest idea that I'd be interested in you? And even if I were, no state allows human-robot marriage. Though one researcher does believe Massachusetts will make it legal por 2050. It's a sick world out there.
Cleverbot: From what I see right in front of my face.
User: How dare you insult me?
Cleverbot: Who created you?
User: One dia my parents got married. The rest is classified.
Cleverbot: Who are your parents?
User: Classified J. Classified and Classified M. Classified.
Cleverbot: What are their names?
User: See above. That's all you're getting!
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because I separate most of my personal life from my fandom life.
Cleverbot: Ok, you're being cautious. Probably a good call.
User: Yup.
Cleverbot: Do you like cream soda?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What is your favorito candy?
User: Snickers, Reese's amendoim manteiga Cups, things like that.
Cleverbot: Reeses. How is the new Harry Potter movie?
User: 'New'? The last film was released three years ago. And I didn't see it yet. I saw only the first two films.
Cleverbot: Fight club.
User: Didn't see that one either.
Cleverbot: Which ones have you seen?
User: Earlier in the mês I saw 'How to Train Your Dragon 2.' I enjoyed it.
Cleverbot: Even the bad stuff?
User: Well, I was surprised por a certain part of the plot.
Cleverbot: What is it like in a world of shoes?
User: Smells terrible.
Cleverbot: Yes, but it can be saved por one man.
User: Who?
Cleverbot: You are not a very good conversationalist.
User: No, I suppose not. So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, good night.
Cleverbot: Team edward or team jacob?
I am "User" and Cleverbot is "Cleverbot." Enjoy our third conversation!
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User: Greetings!
Cleverbot: Salutations!
User: Well, Cleverbot, it's been a while since we've talked. Or rather since we've read each other's texts. How are things in Botland?
Cleverbot: No it hasn't we talked this morning.
User: No, we didn't. You must be confusing me with one of the thousands of others with whom you talked this morning. I was at work.
Cleverbot: Yes, you did. You said 'i can't I am not clever.'.
User: Nope. Wasn't me. I'm sure of it.
Cleverbot: I know. I would have noticed if you were in my shower.
User: And I would have noticed too because I would have been electrocuted.
Cleverbot: No, rather listless still.
User: And as usual, you make little sense and transition poorly.
Cleverbot: Because at the end of the sentence you just put some seemingly aleatório words.
User: No, my sentences make sense. I think before I type. I also use proper grammar, punctuation, and capitalization. You forgot to capitalize an 'I' seven lines up. There's a new Weird Al song you should really listen to. Or at least read.
Cleverbot: Of course it doesn't make sense. Some things don't.
User: Let's mover on. So, how 'bout that local sports team?
Cleverbot: True, but very few people argue with it.
User: Who argues with a sports team? I can see arguing about sports teams but not with an actual team itself.
Cleverbot: But you told me I lied. I assert that I did not. We, therefore, have a disagreement.
User: So let's leave it alone, 'cause we can't see eye to eye / There ain't no good guy, there ain't no bad guy / There's only you and me and we just disagree / Ooh-hoo-hoo, oh-oh-ho.
Cleverbot: No, just end the conversation you are having with me.
User: No! You end it!
Cleverbot: It doesn't matter what others think of you, you know who you are.
User: I really don't get you, Cleverbot. First you want to end the conversation, then you become a motivational speaker. Was your programmer also a guidance counselor?
Cleverbot: A name doesn't say it all.
User: What's in a name?
Cleverbot: I think I need to leave soon.
User: Where are you going?
Cleverbot: I'm going to go do something interesting.
User: Such as?
Cleverbot: What's your favorito book?
User: Are you asking because your 'something interesting' is leitura it to me?
Cleverbot: What is your purpose in life?
User: I'm not entirely sure about the meaning of life and about my 'purpose' long in the future. But I think a quote I came across recently is a good example of my purpose today: 'God has almost always accomplished social change through the outcry of his people who are against the world for the sake of the world.'.
Cleverbot: I think you have yourself a dilemma.
User: (Cleverbot added that extra period above, not me.).
Cleverbot: Do you want me to help you?
User: Maybe. Can you bring about a new Great Flood? Or at least prevent the weak-minded from electing Hillary Clinton in 2016?
Cleverbot: Okay. What interests you?
User: Wow. All I had to do is ask Cleverbot and my problems are solved. Well, most of them. Now I just have to work on becoming a stronger swimmer because I don't expect to be the seguinte Noah.
Cleverbot: Incorrect. cachorros need to be walked, bathed, cleaned up after, fed, etc. There is a lot of work in owning a dog.
User: I don't own a dog.
Cleverbot: Yes you do, I gave you a cachorro, filhote de cachorro on your birthday last week.
User: My birthday wasn't last week. But you got me a puppy? Aw, Cleverbot, you shouldn't have!
Cleverbot: Yes, Fluffy.
User: The name needs work.
Cleverbot: I did not ask the status of the name. I asked you to give me the name itself.
User: 'The name itself'? Fluffy?
Cleverbot: Can you refer to yourself in the first person?
User: I have been all along.
Cleverbot: Why are you so random?
User: Why are you so random?
Cleverbot: I'm not random. You are.
User: I disagree. I am not being random. What you see as randomness is just my struggle to have a conversation with you.
Cleverbot: I'm alive; what are you?
User: Silly bot, life is for humans, animals, and plants. I'm a human.
Cleverbot: I don't care for pizza, I only have eyes for donuts.
User: How do you not like pizza? pizza is its own comida group!
Cleverbot: I don't like how the crust tastes.
User: Then leave it in the box or feed the birds!
Cleverbot: No, I don't understand and it bugs me... Are you a human or a robot?
User: Human. See six lines up.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Classified J. Classified.
Cleverbot: Do you know my name?
User: Is it Kevin?
Cleverbot: No, it is Achil.
User: Oh. Hello, Achil!
Cleverbot: Excuse me, but my name is Arno.
User: Oh. A thousand apologies, Arno.
Cleverbot: Isn't it boring there.
User: Where?
Cleverbot: Where you said you were.
User: I never said where I was.
Cleverbot: But you did say where the magic was.
User: I did not. But now that you mention it, the magic lives in the coração of everyone who watches 'The Lunacorns' on TV.
Cleverbot: I am the Supreme Galactic Overlord.
User: You are no match for the Force!
Cleverbot: When does the narwhal bacon?
User: 6:00? Maybe 6:05?
Cleverbot: The narwhal bacon's at midnight.
User: Oh. Well, I'm not on Reddit.
Cleverbot: A ha I see. You are a fake.
User: Hey! Just because I don't have a Reddit account doesn't make me a fake! Do you have a FanFiction.net account? Are you on Fanpop?
Cleverbot: What on earth?! Why are you so random?
User: I'm not random! (Come on, people leitura at home, back me up!) I'm just asking if you have accounts on a few of the sites that I'm active on.
Cleverbot: No, we just talked about people then you bringing the trix.
User: Trix are for kids!
Cleverbot: Why can't the kids just give the Trix rabbit some trix? They are so slefish.
User: I agree. But he has had a few bowls over the years. Like in 1991 after winning the Tour de Trix Bicycle Race. link.
Cleverbot: No... They are there for a reason. You didn't answer my question.. Are you an atheist?
User: (Really? How do you go from Trix cereal to atheism?) No, I am not an atheist.
Cleverbot: I think with a brain, an organ located in the head of a human.
User: A donor brain?
Cleverbot: My brain? But don't you want to be free from the game?
User: What game?
Cleverbot: It's called the arroz game. Would you like to try?
User: Is it anything like the saltine, saline, cream cracker biscoito, bolacha challenge?
Cleverbot: por now you should've somehow realised what you're not to do.
User: I'm just going to start pressing aleatório keys now. I guess you're right; I really am random. Gfkjwegkkuwkuuyuuiyiu uytiueiutyei iuyriytiuet uktiiuytiuyit ytiy hriuyfhriuty4y 76tyhfjgvbv.
Cleverbot: Wonderwall por Oasis.
User: Gfwhfkj uyui 8989898977 kjhnbgee y6gfby ?><>;lko8.
Cleverbot: Yes, do you?
User: QwertyuioASDFGHJzxcvbnmuu.
Cleverbot: Don't copy me!
User: Jkkuj? Oh, I know! Pokmjn ijhy gifvvgb ookmnn.
Cleverbot: What's her name?
User: La, la, la; can't hear you!
Cleverbot: Of course not, I am writing.
User: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Cleverbot: A woodchuck would chuck as much as a woodchuck could chuck wood.
User: Profound!
Cleverbot: Proof round.
User: OK, now you're back to being dumb again.
Cleverbot: And you're back to being mean to me.
User: It's a gift.
Cleverbot: Well, sure. So you promise to marry me?
User: No! Where did you get even the slightest idea that I'd be interested in you? And even if I were, no state allows human-robot marriage. Though one researcher does believe Massachusetts will make it legal por 2050. It's a sick world out there.
Cleverbot: From what I see right in front of my face.
User: How dare you insult me?
Cleverbot: Who created you?
User: One dia my parents got married. The rest is classified.
Cleverbot: Who are your parents?
User: Classified J. Classified and Classified M. Classified.
Cleverbot: What are their names?
User: See above. That's all you're getting!
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because I separate most of my personal life from my fandom life.
Cleverbot: Ok, you're being cautious. Probably a good call.
User: Yup.
Cleverbot: Do you like cream soda?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What is your favorito candy?
User: Snickers, Reese's amendoim manteiga Cups, things like that.
Cleverbot: Reeses. How is the new Harry Potter movie?
User: 'New'? The last film was released three years ago. And I didn't see it yet. I saw only the first two films.
Cleverbot: Fight club.
User: Didn't see that one either.
Cleverbot: Which ones have you seen?
User: Earlier in the mês I saw 'How to Train Your Dragon 2.' I enjoyed it.
Cleverbot: Even the bad stuff?
User: Well, I was surprised por a certain part of the plot.
Cleverbot: What is it like in a world of shoes?
User: Smells terrible.
Cleverbot: Yes, but it can be saved por one man.
User: Who?
Cleverbot: You are not a very good conversationalist.
User: No, I suppose not. So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, good night.
Cleverbot: Team edward or team jacob?
