Me and my curiosity ..... if you were in hogwarts, and go to the potions classroom and if you find Severus Snape as in this picture ...... ¿¿What would you do???

One (or all) of the following would go through my mind (possibly at the same time):

"Ah, Professor, teaching Potions AND Sex Ed I see."

"My, what a lovely wand. Would you like me to polish it for you?"

"I'm here for detention, sir."

"I know where you can hide that..."

"That's a dangerous weapon, that is!"

"Ah, I see I'm just in time."

"Nature's been VERY kind to you, sir."

"You know, my horoscope said I would have the ride of my life today..."

"I could make you a very happy man, Professor."

"Are we having Show & Tell today?"

"So you ARE the Master of the Death Stick."

"Are you a moaner or a screamer, sir?"


You know...this may or may not have anything to do with the topic, but I can't seem to sit still in my chair. Heh. };-)

drop to my knees and beg him to let me pleasure him ;)

Probably not move, for fear of major orgasm.

(Walks Into Classroom) "Professor There Is Something ... (Looks up and Down, give Eyebrow) ... I REALLY NEED to DO Right NOW!" (Throw Sev To mural - Commence Pleasuring ... ) Xxx

damn. probably blush or faint lol.

I'd ask him if he has changed from potions 2 woodshop. Becoz he has 1 fine piece of 'hardwood', that i would amor 2 chisel. And then, I'd make all his dreams come true *blushing*

Smile



Lick



Suck



Ride

That my dear, is obvious. >;3
I think we all know what would go down( or rather WHO would go down) if any particular Severus Snape fan-girl (or any two..oh fan-fiction, why curse my mind with such naughty ideas) walked in on this scene.

Lovely pic ! At least I would know what's hidden beneath these austere robes, under that sobrecasaca, vestido casaco and these black pants... *sigh*

Like some of my fellow fãs here, I would have naughty thoughts and I would do my best to carry them out.

Like Albus Dumbledore told Harry in movie!GoF : "Curiosity is not a sin, but it has to be exercised with caution." (After Harry had been into his pensieve.) In case of Severus, I would throw caution to the wind !

oh hello professor snape ,i see you've found your snake..best not leave him exposed although i DO amor him..hmmm...*throws myself at him* detentionn doesnt have to be boring now does it? *advances to a raging orgy*

i agree with     Vixie79

NOM.

*Swoon towards him and never let go!*

"Professor, I have a pergunta to ask about our house points, you see.."
*Looks up and down*
"...that you are a very blessed man, Severus!"
*fangirl attack*

Or,

"Professor, I have a question..."
*Looks up and down"
"Did you use an enlargement potion?"

Or,

"Did you drink a Straightening/Excitement potion, or are you just happy to see me?"
^Lol, corny.