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Buttercup: *Doing pushups*
Grayback: Practicing for Mojo Jojo?
Blossom: I told her to do it earlier so she would get her energy back, but when he arrives, she'll be too tired.
Buttercup: I got energy to spare.
Eula: *Farts*
Buttercup: *Falls down* Eugh, what did you eat?
Eula: taco bell. You're girls. Why don't you fart?
Blossom: *Leaves with Buttercup*
Eula: Welcome to Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. I'm Eula, and I'm the hostess tonight. Here's tonight schedule.
8 PM - Now
Con Mane: You'll Only Live Twice
8:30 PM - Later
Anata No Tenkei-Tekina animê - Bak2Bak
Con Mane has returned.
We begin our story in Beijing, which was violently taken over por the koreans.
Con: *sneaks onto dock*
korean pony55: What was that?
Con: *kills pony* mais like who was that?
korean pony21: I'll be right back I just wanna get some cider.
Con: *sneaks toward warehouse*
korean pony21: *shoots at Con*
Con: *dodges bullets*
korean pony21: All units, we have an intruder in the warehouse!
Con: *pulls out gun* Where is that manifest?
korean leader: What do you need the manifest for? Grenades? We made specially designed grenades to blow up an entire building. Now that you know this, I gotta let you go *kills Con Mane*
A few days later the C.I.E found Con Mane dead in the warehouse.
P: Bring him back to life!
Doctor: We can't. It's past 24 hours.
S: Well, at least he died on the JOB.
Moneybit: Yeah, *cries*
P: What happened that got you into this Con?
Fillies & Gentlecolts I present to you the 5th INSTALLMENT of Con Mane called...
You'll Only Live Twice
Starring
Doughnut Joe...........................Con Mane
Rarity........................................Rareesa
Discord.........................Ernst Staverald Discord
Pinkie Pie.......................................P
Spike...............................................S
Lyra Heartstrings..........................Miss. Moneybit
British ponies..............................M.I.6
Korean ponies..............................bad guys
Cars provided por
Chevronet
Equestrian MOTOR WORKS
Dodge
Canterlot
Horseche
& others that will be mentioned later.
The seguinte dia in Canterlot
Moneybit: Welcome back Mr. Mane.
Con: Thank you Moneybit. I better be mais careful, cause I'll only live twice.
Moneybit: I hear ya.
P: Glad to see you're still alive 0007.
Con: Oh yes. Even though I died I'm on another life.
P: You're second. Now listen, I need you to go to England, and help M.I.6 stop someone from creating W.M.D's.
Con: What kind are we dealing with?
P: First it was grenades, now it's rockets.
Con: How big?
P: Big enough to destroy Manehattan.
Con: Well we can't allow that. I'm on my way.
S: Con. Wait up.
Con: Why?
S: P assigned me to go with you.
Con: Alright. Let's go to england.
So Con, and S along with his crew left for England.
Con: Where's the pónei, pônei were meeting?
S: She should be over there.
Rareesa: Hello.
Con: Oh hey. Muffins are Derpy's favorito food.
Rareesa: Yes, but I don't know what they are.
Con: Now what do you know about the pónei, pônei that's creating all those W.M.D's?
Rareesa: Nothing, except for that he's not a pony.
S: We must get going now. Where's your car?
Rareesa: It's that car over there *points at sports car*
Con: Sweet! I'm driving.
After 17 minutos of driving a sports car, Con arrived at a house.
S: Thanks for making us take the bus!
Con: My pleasure.
workers: Hello.
M.I.6 leader: Hello lads, what are you doing here?
Con: We're here to help you stop whoevers making all those W.M.D missiles.
M.I.6 leader: I also believe you have something for us.
S: Yes we do. Ok you guys, set up Little Mily.
M.I.6 leader: I'm quite curious Mr. ehh..?
Con: Mane. Con Mane.
M.I.6 leader: Oh right. I'm quite curious Mr. Mane, what is Little Mily?
Con: Oh she's a wonderful mare. Very small, quite fast, and can do anything. Just your type.
workers: *finish work*
M.I.6 leader: A toy helicopter?
S: No, it's not a toy. You'll see. Con, would you care to demonstrate?
Con: Sure. *climbs into helicopter*
S: You push this rotor, and it starts the chopper *pushes motor*
Con: *flies away*
Rareesa: Wow
Con: S! I see korean choppers heading toward me!
korean pony66: *shoot missiles*
Con: *blows up missiles*
S: *shoots pilot*
Korean pony42: We have a pónei, pônei down!
Con: *shoots other pilot*
The C.I.E won, but they still had to find where the Weapons of Mass Destruction were being built.
When Con got back from flying Little Mily, M.I.6 found the building where the W.M.D's were being manufactured.
Rareesa: It's at the o espaço station?
Con: Looks like we might be going to where Luna was for 1,000 years.
S: We're not going to the moon Con.
Con: Well lets just stop these ponies now!
So they left, in Rareesa's EMW & with some pegasi carrying the others.
Rareesa: Here we are.
Con: Let's do this. *grabs MP5*
Con, and M.I.6 stormed into the o espaço station killing some ponies that got in there way.
S: *grabs pen*
Con: You gonna blow someone up?
S: Pens don't always explode *shoots tranquilizer*
korean pony72: Aaahh!
korean pony55: *shoots at Rareesa*
Con: I got this *kills korean pony55*
S: We need to get on that spaceship!
Con: Let me handle it *teleports his team onto ship*
S: Good.
M.I.6 leader: Now everypony get into a spacesuit.
korean pony21: Freeze!
korean pony33: Hold on, isn't that?
??: Con Mane. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Ernst Staverald Discord. They told me you were assassinated in Beijing.
Con: Yes, this is my segundo life.
Discord: You'll only live twice Mr. Mane.
Con: Yeah, only. *shoots safety valve*
korean pony21: What did he do? *shoots Con*
Con: *uses magical shield*
M.I.6 leader: Looks like we're not going into space.
S: Quick, into the escape pods!
Discord: *launches them all* Nice try, until then Goodbye Mr. Mane. *leaves*
Con: Teleportation?
S: Now!
Luckily before the spaceship exploded, Con got everyone off.
M.I.6 leader: Good work Mr. Mane.
Con: Thanks, but what about Discord?
M.I.6 leader: We'll worry about him later, but first we have another assignment for you to help us with.
And what might that be? Is it...
A. Killing Discord
B. Finding a toupeira in M.I.6
C. Preventing a mad pónei, pônei from launching mais missiles
D. Buying chá for Rareesa
If you guessed C preventing somepony from launching mais missiles you are correct.
Con: So where is he?
M.I.6 leader: At the warehouse where you were killed.
Con: Oh great.
M.I.6 leader: Relax, with some practice you'll get ready.
M.I.6 was going to train Con with some KARATE.
Con: What exactly do I need to do this for?
M.I.6: Many koreans are experts in karate. Whoever you're going against will most likely know karate.
Con: Well then lets do this.
So Con practiced with the other pónei, pônei until..
british pony53: Ambush! It's the Koreans!
M.I.6 leader: What? Let's go Con, I'll have to teach you mais karate later.
korean pony98: Keep firing *kills 53rd british pony*
M.I.6 leader: We have a pónei, pônei down! Send reinforcements!
Con: *kills two koreans*
korean pony40: We need mais reinforcements!
korean leader: Sorry, we cannot send anymore ponies out there.
korean pony40: Shit! Retreat!
Con: *kills mais ponies*
M.I.6 leader: Easy! They're retreating.
Con: Alright. Howsabout we practice mais karate?
The two ponies soon got back to where they were practicing karate.
M.I.6 leader: *throws kick*
Con: *grabs leg & breaks it*
M.I.6 leader: Bloody hell, you learn fast.
Con: Want me to fix that?
M.I.6 leader: No, I think your ready.
Con: Excellent.
M.I.6 leader: Now all you need to do is travel back to time after your death, and get back your first life.
Con: That's all?
M.I.6 leader: It isn't as easy as it sounds.
Con: Well if I can only live twice, I wanna keep both forever.
M.I.6 leader: What if you die from being too old?
Con: I get my segundo life, and I come back as a foal. Good bye sir *time travels*
So let's see how this goes
Con: *sneaks onto dock*
korean pony55: What was that?
Con: *kills pony* mais like who was that?
korean pony21: I'll be right back I just wanna get some cider.
Con: *sneaks toward warehouse*
korean pony21: *shoots at Con*
Con: *dodges bullets*
korean pony21: All units, we have an intruder in the warehouse!
Con: *pulls out gun* Where is that manifest?
korean leader: What do you need the manifest for? Grenades? We made specially designed grenades to blow up an entire building. Now that you know this, I gotta let you go. *shoots gun*
Con: You missed loser. It's not just grenades your making.
korean leader: Correct. We're also making missiles. Not only that, but we're launching the ones that belong to Germany & Mexico, making it look like they waged war against each other.
Con: Not if I can help it. *shoots korean leader*
korean leader: I'm hit, need backup now!
5 ponies then arrived at the scene.
Con: *kills all 5*
korean leader: *hits Con*
Con: *runs into warehouse*
korean leader: *follows*
Con: (Where are the missiles being launched)
korean leader: *grabs grenade*
Con: *shoots grenade*
korean leader: *blows up*
korean pony82: Stop! Hooves up.
Con: *hits pony* where are the missiles being launched?
korean pony82: *shoots Con's hoof*
Con: *pushes pónei, pônei over ledge*
korean pony82: I'm still alive!
Con: Then tell me where the missiles are being launched!
korean pony82: On a boat. It should be in the docks.
Con: Thanks.
0007 then went toward the barco that would be launching the missiles.
korean pony96: We have an intruder!
Discord: Let him on, let him on.
Con: *pushes pónei, pônei off boat*
Discord: Now kill him.
korean pony96: *grabs knife* Banzai!!
Con: *shoots pony* Wrong part of asia.
Discord: Welcome Mr. Mane.
Con: Hello Discord. So you're trying to get Germany into war with Mexico.
Discord: Yes, precisely. Not only that, but I'll be launchcing my own.
Con: What for?
Discord: To destroy all of China so that Korea can have it.
Con: Not on my watch *hits Discord with clock* Or on your clock.
Discord: It's not mine *grabs gun*
Con: *shoots it* Don't launch the missiles & I'll let you live.
Discord: I have to. *goes for button*
Con: *kills Discord* Finally! *time travels back to present*
None of the missiles were launched, but Con may deal with the same enemy in his seguinte adventure, On Celestia's Secret Service
The End
Buttercup: *Doing pushups*
Grayback: Practicing for Mojo Jojo?
Blossom: I told her to do it earlier so she would get her energy back, but when he arrives, she'll be too tired.
Buttercup: I got energy to spare.
Eula: *Farts*
Buttercup: *Falls down* Eugh, what did you eat?
Eula: taco bell. You're girls. Why don't you fart?
Blossom: *Leaves with Buttercup*
Eula: Welcome to Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. I'm Eula, and I'm the hostess tonight. Here's tonight schedule.
8 PM - Now
Con Mane: You'll Only Live Twice
8:30 PM - Later
Anata No Tenkei-Tekina animê - Bak2Bak
Con Mane has returned.
We begin our story in Beijing, which was violently taken over por the koreans.
Con: *sneaks onto dock*
korean pony55: What was that?
Con: *kills pony* mais like who was that?
korean pony21: I'll be right back I just wanna get some cider.
Con: *sneaks toward warehouse*
korean pony21: *shoots at Con*
Con: *dodges bullets*
korean pony21: All units, we have an intruder in the warehouse!
Con: *pulls out gun* Where is that manifest?
korean leader: What do you need the manifest for? Grenades? We made specially designed grenades to blow up an entire building. Now that you know this, I gotta let you go *kills Con Mane*
A few days later the C.I.E found Con Mane dead in the warehouse.
P: Bring him back to life!
Doctor: We can't. It's past 24 hours.
S: Well, at least he died on the JOB.
Moneybit: Yeah, *cries*
P: What happened that got you into this Con?
Fillies & Gentlecolts I present to you the 5th INSTALLMENT of Con Mane called...
You'll Only Live Twice
Starring
Doughnut Joe...........................Con Mane
Rarity........................................Rareesa
Discord.........................Ernst Staverald Discord
Pinkie Pie.......................................P
Spike...............................................S
Lyra Heartstrings..........................Miss. Moneybit
British ponies..............................M.I.6
Korean ponies..............................bad guys
Cars provided por
Chevronet
Equestrian MOTOR WORKS
Dodge
Canterlot
Horseche
& others that will be mentioned later.
The seguinte dia in Canterlot
Moneybit: Welcome back Mr. Mane.
Con: Thank you Moneybit. I better be mais careful, cause I'll only live twice.
Moneybit: I hear ya.
P: Glad to see you're still alive 0007.
Con: Oh yes. Even though I died I'm on another life.
P: You're second. Now listen, I need you to go to England, and help M.I.6 stop someone from creating W.M.D's.
Con: What kind are we dealing with?
P: First it was grenades, now it's rockets.
Con: How big?
P: Big enough to destroy Manehattan.
Con: Well we can't allow that. I'm on my way.
S: Con. Wait up.
Con: Why?
S: P assigned me to go with you.
Con: Alright. Let's go to england.
So Con, and S along with his crew left for England.
Con: Where's the pónei, pônei were meeting?
S: She should be over there.
Rareesa: Hello.
Con: Oh hey. Muffins are Derpy's favorito food.
Rareesa: Yes, but I don't know what they are.
Con: Now what do you know about the pónei, pônei that's creating all those W.M.D's?
Rareesa: Nothing, except for that he's not a pony.
S: We must get going now. Where's your car?
Rareesa: It's that car over there *points at sports car*
Con: Sweet! I'm driving.
After 17 minutos of driving a sports car, Con arrived at a house.
S: Thanks for making us take the bus!
Con: My pleasure.
workers: Hello.
M.I.6 leader: Hello lads, what are you doing here?
Con: We're here to help you stop whoevers making all those W.M.D missiles.
M.I.6 leader: I also believe you have something for us.
S: Yes we do. Ok you guys, set up Little Mily.
M.I.6 leader: I'm quite curious Mr. ehh..?
Con: Mane. Con Mane.
M.I.6 leader: Oh right. I'm quite curious Mr. Mane, what is Little Mily?
Con: Oh she's a wonderful mare. Very small, quite fast, and can do anything. Just your type.
workers: *finish work*
M.I.6 leader: A toy helicopter?
S: No, it's not a toy. You'll see. Con, would you care to demonstrate?
Con: Sure. *climbs into helicopter*
S: You push this rotor, and it starts the chopper *pushes motor*
Con: *flies away*
Rareesa: Wow
Con: S! I see korean choppers heading toward me!
korean pony66: *shoot missiles*
Con: *blows up missiles*
S: *shoots pilot*
Korean pony42: We have a pónei, pônei down!
Con: *shoots other pilot*
The C.I.E won, but they still had to find where the Weapons of Mass Destruction were being built.
When Con got back from flying Little Mily, M.I.6 found the building where the W.M.D's were being manufactured.
Rareesa: It's at the o espaço station?
Con: Looks like we might be going to where Luna was for 1,000 years.
S: We're not going to the moon Con.
Con: Well lets just stop these ponies now!
So they left, in Rareesa's EMW & with some pegasi carrying the others.
Rareesa: Here we are.
Con: Let's do this. *grabs MP5*
Con, and M.I.6 stormed into the o espaço station killing some ponies that got in there way.
S: *grabs pen*
Con: You gonna blow someone up?
S: Pens don't always explode *shoots tranquilizer*
korean pony72: Aaahh!
korean pony55: *shoots at Rareesa*
Con: I got this *kills korean pony55*
S: We need to get on that spaceship!
Con: Let me handle it *teleports his team onto ship*
S: Good.
M.I.6 leader: Now everypony get into a spacesuit.
korean pony21: Freeze!
korean pony33: Hold on, isn't that?
??: Con Mane. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Ernst Staverald Discord. They told me you were assassinated in Beijing.
Con: Yes, this is my segundo life.
Discord: You'll only live twice Mr. Mane.
Con: Yeah, only. *shoots safety valve*
korean pony21: What did he do? *shoots Con*
Con: *uses magical shield*
M.I.6 leader: Looks like we're not going into space.
S: Quick, into the escape pods!
Discord: *launches them all* Nice try, until then Goodbye Mr. Mane. *leaves*
Con: Teleportation?
S: Now!
Luckily before the spaceship exploded, Con got everyone off.
M.I.6 leader: Good work Mr. Mane.
Con: Thanks, but what about Discord?
M.I.6 leader: We'll worry about him later, but first we have another assignment for you to help us with.
And what might that be? Is it...
A. Killing Discord
B. Finding a toupeira in M.I.6
C. Preventing a mad pónei, pônei from launching mais missiles
D. Buying chá for Rareesa
If you guessed C preventing somepony from launching mais missiles you are correct.
Con: So where is he?
M.I.6 leader: At the warehouse where you were killed.
Con: Oh great.
M.I.6 leader: Relax, with some practice you'll get ready.
M.I.6 was going to train Con with some KARATE.
Con: What exactly do I need to do this for?
M.I.6: Many koreans are experts in karate. Whoever you're going against will most likely know karate.
Con: Well then lets do this.
So Con practiced with the other pónei, pônei until..
british pony53: Ambush! It's the Koreans!
M.I.6 leader: What? Let's go Con, I'll have to teach you mais karate later.
korean pony98: Keep firing *kills 53rd british pony*
M.I.6 leader: We have a pónei, pônei down! Send reinforcements!
Con: *kills two koreans*
korean pony40: We need mais reinforcements!
korean leader: Sorry, we cannot send anymore ponies out there.
korean pony40: Shit! Retreat!
Con: *kills mais ponies*
M.I.6 leader: Easy! They're retreating.
Con: Alright. Howsabout we practice mais karate?
The two ponies soon got back to where they were practicing karate.
M.I.6 leader: *throws kick*
Con: *grabs leg & breaks it*
M.I.6 leader: Bloody hell, you learn fast.
Con: Want me to fix that?
M.I.6 leader: No, I think your ready.
Con: Excellent.
M.I.6 leader: Now all you need to do is travel back to time after your death, and get back your first life.
Con: That's all?
M.I.6 leader: It isn't as easy as it sounds.
Con: Well if I can only live twice, I wanna keep both forever.
M.I.6 leader: What if you die from being too old?
Con: I get my segundo life, and I come back as a foal. Good bye sir *time travels*
So let's see how this goes
Con: *sneaks onto dock*
korean pony55: What was that?
Con: *kills pony* mais like who was that?
korean pony21: I'll be right back I just wanna get some cider.
Con: *sneaks toward warehouse*
korean pony21: *shoots at Con*
Con: *dodges bullets*
korean pony21: All units, we have an intruder in the warehouse!
Con: *pulls out gun* Where is that manifest?
korean leader: What do you need the manifest for? Grenades? We made specially designed grenades to blow up an entire building. Now that you know this, I gotta let you go. *shoots gun*
Con: You missed loser. It's not just grenades your making.
korean leader: Correct. We're also making missiles. Not only that, but we're launching the ones that belong to Germany & Mexico, making it look like they waged war against each other.
Con: Not if I can help it. *shoots korean leader*
korean leader: I'm hit, need backup now!
5 ponies then arrived at the scene.
Con: *kills all 5*
korean leader: *hits Con*
Con: *runs into warehouse*
korean leader: *follows*
Con: (Where are the missiles being launched)
korean leader: *grabs grenade*
Con: *shoots grenade*
korean leader: *blows up*
korean pony82: Stop! Hooves up.
Con: *hits pony* where are the missiles being launched?
korean pony82: *shoots Con's hoof*
Con: *pushes pónei, pônei over ledge*
korean pony82: I'm still alive!
Con: Then tell me where the missiles are being launched!
korean pony82: On a boat. It should be in the docks.
Con: Thanks.
0007 then went toward the barco that would be launching the missiles.
korean pony96: We have an intruder!
Discord: Let him on, let him on.
Con: *pushes pónei, pônei off boat*
Discord: Now kill him.
korean pony96: *grabs knife* Banzai!!
Con: *shoots pony* Wrong part of asia.
Discord: Welcome Mr. Mane.
Con: Hello Discord. So you're trying to get Germany into war with Mexico.
Discord: Yes, precisely. Not only that, but I'll be launchcing my own.
Con: What for?
Discord: To destroy all of China so that Korea can have it.
Con: Not on my watch *hits Discord with clock* Or on your clock.
Discord: It's not mine *grabs gun*
Con: *shoots it* Don't launch the missiles & I'll let you live.
Discord: I have to. *goes for button*
Con: *kills Discord* Finally! *time travels back to present*
None of the missiles were launched, but Con may deal with the same enemy in his seguinte adventure, On Celestia's Secret Service
The End
The seguinte room we walk in shows STH logos from the past.
Frank: Whoa. There's a lot of Robotnik's.
Sean: Tell me something I don't know. These are logos I've had from 2012, to today. First up, the 2012, to 2013 logo.
Sean: This was the very first logo I had. During that time, every fã fiction I wrote was filmed in Black & White. Except for Sonic In St. Louis. That was the very first fã fiction to be filmed in color. I think you'll like this one clip from it.
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Sean: Do you even know...
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Frank: Whoa. There's a lot of Robotnik's.
Sean: Tell me something I don't know. These are logos I've had from 2012, to today. First up, the 2012, to 2013 logo.
Robotnik: Snoopi- *Forgets what he was going to say, but instantly remembers* Snooping as usual I see!
Sean: This was the very first logo I had. During that time, every fã fiction I wrote was filmed in Black & White. Except for Sonic In St. Louis. That was the very first fã fiction to be filmed in color. I think you'll like this one clip from it.
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Sean: Do you even know...
