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S.B: Who's hosting?
Kevin: Not you.
S.B: AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Pete: Don't worry guys, I got this. Pete Reimer from Ponies On The Rails here. Welcome to Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. Here's the lineup for you.

8 PM - Now

Trainz
Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime

8:30 PM - Later

Sean Meets The Powerpuff Girls
Johnny Lightning

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Welcome to a place called The Island Of Errol. A place that is run por five railroads. It has hundreds of engines, and lots of trains in the four towns, Mossberg, Hunterdon, Zorrin, and Eastwood.

This is the story of trainz.

Episode 27: Yardwork

Narrator: The Northern Errol Line is run por a very bad man. It makes me, as well as many others wonder how that railroad is still around.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: Mr. Bruce, as well as many of the engines on the N.E.L seriously dislike anyone that works on the Eastern Pacific, along with other people on the island, but sometimes, Mr. Bruce, and his engines ask for help from the E.P. Today was one of those days.

Stop the song.

Narrator: I was visiting the engines on the Eastern Pacific when I heard the news.
Mr. Baldwin: Sean, nice of you to cadastrar-se us. I have something to tell you, as well as all of the engines.
Jerry: We're listening Mr. Baldwin.
S.B: What's going on?
Mr. Baldwin: The Northern Errol Line has extra activity going on in the yards at Zorrin. They need two extra engines, as well as an extra yard worker.
S.B: What are you telling me this for?
Mr. Baldwin: I need you to go as that extra yard worker.
S.B: Really? With all due respect Mr. Baldwin, I don't want to go. Many of the engines, and workers on that railway are mean.
Mr. Baldwin: I'm sorry. I don't want you to go either, but I have no choice. I can't find anyone else to go there, and if I don't send anyone, Mr. Bruce will sue me.
S.B: I can't let that happen. When do you want me to go?
Mr. Baldwin: In a few minutes. You'll go with Jeff, and Bryce.
Narrator: I was not happy with having to go work on the Northern Errol Line, but since it was far away from my school, I didn't have to go there for a few days. Being a high school student, you must know how happy that makes me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: I was wondering when you would laugh again. It's been too long since you've done that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: I arrived at the yards in Zorrin in my car. Jeff, and Bryce got there after me.
Mr. Bruce: Well well well. If it isn't Sean Bodine. I've heard a lot about you.
S.B: I'm sure you have.
Narrator: Especially since I'm a character in this show, that also writes the episodes, provides the música for some episodes, and is also the narrator.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Bruce: I see Mr. Baldwin also sent over Jeff, and Bryce. You two look exactly the same.
Jeff: We're not even related.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Bruce: I don't care. You three will work in the yards, and are not allowed to leave until I give you permission.
S.B: My parents won't be happy about that.
Mr. Bruce: I don't care about your parents! You do as I say, or you'll never see them again!
Narrator: Wow. Very harsh.
Audience: *Laughing*

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seguinte day, everyone in the yards at Zorrin were working hard.

Jeff: *Pushing freight cars with Bryce*
S.B: *Checking couplings on freight cars, and gives the thumbs up to Tito*
Tito: *Pulling freight cars with Tony*
S.B: *Walks over to Jeff, and Bryce* I thought Tito, and Tony were very nice. *Pointing to Kenny* Unlike some engines around here.
Audience: *Laughing*
Jeff: The only engines here that are rude are Kenny, Panzer, Ferris, Jack, Matt, and sometimes Robert.
S.B: I guess he can't make up his mind on whether to be good or not.
Audience: *Laughing*
Richard: *Passing by* You forgot to mention me!
Audience: *Laughing*
Bryce: Oh yeah, and Richard is also one of the bad engines.
Jeff: Hey, he's not supposed to take those freight cars.
Panzer: *Arrives* Richard, get back here!
Richard: No. I want to pull trains just like you!
S.B: I'll stop him. *Runs to his car*

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Narrator: My plan was to get in front of Richard, and try to stop him. Of course, I knew that was dangerous, but there was no other way to make him stop.
Richard: *On the mainline* Hahahaha. No one is going to catch me.
S.B: *Passing the freight cars Richard is pulling*
Richard: *Sees S.B's car* Except, for.. Maybe, him.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
S.B: *Gets in front of Richard*
Richard: Do you want me to run you over, or what?
S.B: *Slowing down* You better slow down, or else.
Richard: *Applies his brakes* Come on, get off the train tracks.
S.B: *Slowing down, but stays in front of Richard*
Narrator: We both came to a complete stop.

Stop the song.

S.B: *Gets out of his car*
Richard: What are you trying to do?
S.B: Stop you from stealing those freight cars. They belong to Panzer, not you.
Richard: Fine, I'll take them back. *Goes backwards*
Narrator: When I drove back to the yards, Mr. Bruce was there in his car.
Mr. Bruce: Mr. Bodine, I wanna talk to you.
S.B: What is it?
Jeff & Bryce: *Arrive*
Mr. Bruce: To start the conversation, I must say you have a nice ride there. I remember wanting a 300 when I was your age.
S.B: Uh, thanks.
Mr. Bruce: But your actions so far won't be tolerated here.
S.B: I beg your pardon?
Mr. Bruce: I beg yours.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Bruce: Several other men in the yards have told me that you're doing a very sloppy job. They also tell me that you're cocky, antagonistic, and you behave like a Storm Trooper.
Jeff: A-ha, a estrela Wars reference.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Bruce: I did not ask you to eavesdrop. Go away!
Jeff: *Leaves with Bryce*
S.B: I guess you'll be sending me back to Mr. Baldwin now.
Mr. Bruce: For what?
S.B: You said I'm doing a sloppy job here. That means you don't want me here anymore, because I'm doing terrible at my job.
Mr. Bruce: I'm not letting you leave yet.
Audience: *Laughing*
S.B: But you just said-
Mr. Bruce: Forget what I said. You're staying until I tell you it's time to go.
Worker: *Arrives* Mr. Bruce? *Whispers into Mr. Bruce's microphone*
Mr. Bruce: Mr. Bodine, you're free to go.
Audience: *Laughing*
Worker: *Gets in Mr. Bruce' car*
Mr. Bruce: *Drives away*
Narrator: I was very excited to hear that. So was Jeff, and Bryce. The reason Mr. Bruce told me I could go, was because he got enough workers. Shortly after I left, fewer freight cars were at that yard, and Jeff, and Bryce got to come back to the Eastern Pacific as well.

Back at the sheds, everyone was glad to see S.B, Jeff, and Bryce come back.

Andrew: How was it?
S.B: Terrible. I feel sorry for anyone else that had to work there.
Sean: Me.
Mike: Me.
Jerry: Definitely me.
S.B: Hopefully, we don't have to go there ever again.
Mr. Baldwin: S.B, I got some bad news.
S.B: Oh no. What's the matter?
Mr. Baldwin: Mr. Bruce needs extra workers, and I'm sending you down there again.
S.B: No!!
Mr. Baldwin: *Laughs* I'm just kidding. You're fine.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: seguinte thing I knew, me, and all of the other engines started laughing.

Ending theme (Start it at 1:10) : link

Characters used for episode

Jerry
Sean
Mike "Fonzi"
Jeff
Bryce
Andrew
Kenny
Richard
Tony
Tito
Mr. Bruce
Mr. Baldwin
Sean Bodine AKA S.B.

Songs used for episode

Cannonball por Duane Eddy
Short Song por Sean Bodine
Go For It por Sean Bodine
CHiPs theme por John Parker and Alan Silvestri

The End

Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime!

Episode 2: Oh My Freaking God

Cassandra is with Addie, Eula, Stephanie, Kat, Marisa, and Stacey. They are walking through town.

Men: *Staring at Marisa*
Man 78: What does she think she's doing walking through town like that?
Marisa: *Slapping two men in the butt at the same time*
Stephanie: *Nervously looking at Marisa harassing the men*
Eula: What's wrong Steph?
Stephanie: I feel like Marisa is going to get herself into trouble.
Eula: Oh relax. She'll be fine.
Marisa: *Looking at a man wearing a red baseball boné, cap backwards* I bet you have a nice cock!
boné, cap Man: *Giving Marisa a weird look*
Addie: Marisa, you know better than that.
Marisa: What?
Addie: You gotta get his friends to cadastrar-se you, and get them all to pull out their dicks. Then you fit as many of them as you can into your body.
Kat: She's right.

They walk inside.

Marisa: I have sex with mais men than all of you put together. Why are you telling me how to do it?
Addie: I've been doing it longer, and I know how to give men the best time of their lives.

Masuke was nearby with her friends, Molly, Veronica, Theresa, Nicole, and Alinah.

Masuke: Oh is that a fact?

Cassandra & Her friends turned around to face Masuke, and her group.

Masuke: We do a much better job at getting men laid.
Stephanie: Oh no.
Cassandra: And just how do you know that?!
Veronica: Because it's true.
Theresa: Who would want you to ride their cocks?
Marisa: Hey! I'm the sexiest girl ever! Every man wants me to ride their cocks!
Addie: Why don't we have a contest? We'll see who is better at sex.
Alinah: You're on.
Stephanie: *Gulps, closing her eyes as she blushes*

Later, the girls were talking to each other outside of a video store.

Molly: These cameras have 24 hora batteries. You are required to film yourselves having sex with other men. Once the 24 hours are up, you'll hear a beep from the camera.
Cassandra: I don't think we all need to be reminded on what you have to do to win.

Everyone except Stephanie laughed.

Stephanie: Addie, I really don't think I should be here. With me, the others are outnumbered. It would be best if I leave, and just do my own thing else where.
Addie: Are you kidding?
Stacey: We need you Stephanie. If you leave, it'll be 6 versus 6, but with you, we'll have the upper hand.
Stephanie: *Nervous* I guess you will.

As the girls were walking home, they found several men that wanted to have sex.

Cassandra: *Having sex with two men at once* I don't even wear underwear, making it easier for me to fuck you at once.
Addie: *Sucking a man's dick while shoving two mais up her pussy, and ass*
Man 63: This girl is a slut.
Man 45: She really loves getting it on.
Man 88: *Having sex with Eula up the ass*
Eula: *Farts*
Man 88: That made my dick vibrate. It got harder!
Stacey: *Sucking a man's dick while having another one shoved up her ass*
Kat: *Having sex with a man* Oh my freaking god! This is spectacular!
Marisa: *Sucking a man's dick while rubbing two of them with her breasts, and having one up her butt, and vagina*

Meanwhile, Masuke's friends were doing things similar to what Cassandra, and her friends were up to.

Fat Pat & Shirtless Shane: *Having sex with Veronica and Theresa*
Shirtless Shane: Here's our cameos that we mentioned earlier.

When the 24 hours were up, the two groups of friends sat down together at a Chinese restaurant to watch each other's footage. Stephanie was blushing nervously as the other girls exchanged videos.

Masuke: Ha! I beat Cassandra! She only got 21, while I got 24.
Nicole: I got 25.
Addie: 26.
Nicole: What?!
Eula: Oh dear. It looks like I got the least amount with 14.
Veronica: Ha! Oh. I got 27 por the way.
Stacey: 26.
Molly: 17. My cat vídeos don't count.

Everyone gave her an odd look.

Marisa: 50!
Kat: 52.
Marisa: *Pouts at Kat*
Kat: What?
Theresa: I only got 37.
Alinah: And I got 65.
Girls: What?!
Kat: How did you beat us?!
Alinah: Well, you see.... *Farts*
Men: *Get a hard on, and drag Alinah into the bathroom*

The bathroom shook, and everyone could hear the threesome Alinah was having with the two men.

Masuke: Too bad the contest is already over, otherwise her score would be at 67.
Cassandra: Let's add up our total points, and see which team is the winner.

Cassandra's team got a score of 189. Masuke's team got a score of 195.

Masuke: Haha! We won! Even your sluttiest friends Marisa, and Kat couldn't beat my girl.
Alinah: *Farts*
Eula: I seriously need to step up my game.

Ending theme

Girls: The End!! *Playing Rock & Roll music* It's time to sing a song that doesn't make any sense. When the leaves fall, I'm going to fall with you. Though we may never see each other, I'll still have you in my heart, and it'll be great. What am I even saying?! My breasts, and butt are big. Your dick is very hard. It's time to go home, and create cheese pies!

The End

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from April 22, 2017

Song (Start at 0:20): link

Fat Pat: Hello everyone!
Shirtless Shane: Since this is Your Typical Anime, the two of us are making a pointless arrival to let you know what'll happen in the seguinte episode.
Fat Pat: seguinte up in taco Bell. Alinah goes to a new fast comida restaurant with Eula.
Shirtless Shane: And you don't want to know what happens next! Get your gas masks!! *Puts on a gas mask*