scrubs THE scrubs SHOWDOWN: everyone gets one weapon, who will win?

Pick one:
Elliot with nothing but her bare (but cold) hands
Turk with a scalpel
Todd with a giant snake, a hot italian sausage and a rosa, -de-rosa bunny that's not little
JD with Floating head Doctor
Dr. Kelso with Baxter
Doug with his own medical incompetence
The Janitor with his knifewrench
Dr. Cox with his fogo breath (my bad)
Carla with her telling the others what to do
Hooch with his craziness
Lloyd with his speed metal
the old brain trust (only without the janitor) with arson and tugboats
Laverne with her romours (she could blackmail the others)
Harvey corman with his annoyingness
JD's german patient from my TCW with 99 red balloons
Rowdy with his teeth
Steven with the fact he's slightly smaller and mais agile than rowdy
Julie with saying "that's so funny"
TCW with her drama
Jack with his "man checks"
Kim with her decieving lies
Kylie with not giving anyone sex
Sean with Betty the foca, selo
Johnny the tackling alzheimers patient with his tackles
Keith with his last name (he's the master of dudes)
Cabbage with being able to blend into nature thanks to ape impressions
Jordan with being able to "eat you"
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 hooch-is-crazy posted over a year ago
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