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 I'm a drama queen
I'm a drama queen
There are different types of Drama Queens/Kings. There's the stereotypical kind, who makes a big deal out of everything. There's the crazy kind, who is like a patient in an asylum. Running around, screaming aleatório stuff, laughing for no reason.
Whichever you want to be, here are some tips on how to be a certain Drama monarch, or a mix of them.

1) The talk
Everything you say, say it with purpose. Make asking for the time like asking if someone's life is in danger or you can say it seductively. Either way works. Make talking about the upcoming test sound overly interesting, even if you think you'll...
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posted by Renesmee_XD
With so many cell phones in the world, it’s no wonder that every so often you receive a strange text message from someone you don’t know. Chances are it’s a wrong number. Simple as that. But what if it isn’t? What if the message is really a clue to some top-secret puzzle, or sent from a spy trying to warn you of an assassination attempt?

These are the thoughts that run through our minds whenever we receive the message “where r u?” from a phone number we do not recognize. How do you handle these coded messages/wrong numbers? Here are a few options.

1. Text back – It’s tempting....
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
Colonel Sanders
There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there.

Roseanne Barr
Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

W.C. Fields
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

Milton Berle
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.

George Gobal
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching televisão por candlelight.

Groucho Marx
I find televisão very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the...
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•    A few clowns short of a circus

•    A few fries short of a Happy Meal

•    A few beers short of a six-pack

•    Dumber than a box of hair

•    A few peas short of a caçarola

•    Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box

•    The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead

•    One Froot Loop shy of a full bowl

•    A few feathers short of a whole pato

•    All foam, no beer...
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it's totally RANDOM...
**shale we start :P

1. Where were you 3 hours ago?
2. Who are you in amor with?
3. Have you ever eaten a crayon?
4. Is there anything rosa, -de-rosa within 10 feet of you?
5. When is the last time you went to the mall?
6. Are you wearing socks right now?
7. Do you have a car worth over $2,000?
8. When was the last time you drove out of town?
9. Have you been to the filmes in the last 5 days?
10. Are you hot?
11. What was the last thing you had to drink?
12. What are you wearing right now?
13. Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it?
14. Last comida that you ate?
15. Where were you last week...
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