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No, I seriously hate it whenever I hear kids talk about disney and celebrities, they say crap like "OMG Justin Bieber is awesome!" "The Jonas Brothers are having a new movie!" "Have you watched Shake it up? It's the best thing disney has made!"
It sickens me that parents allow their kids to watch & listen to the mediocre shit disney Channel produces now rather than to have them watch & listen to some REAL disney & music. Even the trash filmes like Prom, John Carter, Mars Needs Moms, and some of the disney direct-to-video sequels are better than the crap disney Channel has to offer....
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Creepy 3D sound play. 1. Put on earphones 2. Keep you head still and relax 3. Close your eyes
sound play
interrogation chamber
dude where's my car
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 Picture related. It's how I feel whenever I see someone say 'TL;DR'
Picture related. It's how I feel whenever I see someone say 'TL;DR'
Dumping this here because I don't know where else to put it. If there's any club I can post this to, please name it in the comments. I want to make sure I get this out.

Am I the only who finds the whole TL;DR thing incredibly annoying and useless? I mean, who reads a long post that a person had poured their blood, sweat & tears into, and says "Oh, that was too long, I didn't read it." who the hell does that? In my opinion, it makes you look illiterate and lazy. If you want people to have time in their lives to read something you posted, you don't do something you know you would hate. To...
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1. When you get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?"

2. When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you wanted to race. 

3. When he talks to you, pretend you are deaf. 

4. If he asks if you knew how fast you were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to...... 

5. Ask if you can see his gun. 

6. When he says you aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger. 

7. Touch him. 

8. When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you had to buy a hat. 

9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat. 

10. Refer to him por his first name. 

11. Pretend you...
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1. Go to a aisle (any aisle) pick up a item and say "gosh, WHO buys this stuff?!"
2. When someone takes a item off the shelf point at him/her and scream "(gasp) you roubou that from me!"
3. Take fruits that are round, and start rolling them down the aisle
4. Go up to someone who works at the store and ask "um can you tell me where I can get some headphones for my IPod?" and see his reaction
5. Take a aleatório shopping carrinho and push it into a wall, or shelf
6. Go to the eggs, make sure you have friends,and start throwing eggs at each other
7. Fake that your arm is broken and scream and wail
8. Go to the...
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posted by werewolflover
Yeah,this is the first artigo I've written,so it probably won't be good.
O.K I have a 7 ano old niece and she might not seem evil,but trust me she is.If you met her you'd think she was a sweet,little angel
Her mom,my sis Heather,got married a few years ago.Well the man she married had 2 kids.Ever since she lived with them,she's been evil.
She tells my mom No
She tells us she hates us.She thinks she's the boss.She hits me and then says I hit her first(i'm old enough to know you don't hit when you don't get what you want)She calls me fat.she can't take a joke and then says im fat and don't "play"because I don't like being outside and hate sports.There's mais but I don't really want to write anymore.Tell me what you think in comments please:)
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I decided to write an artigo because some recent news was seriously pissing me off. (Actually my friend inspired me.)

This is an artigo about misconceptions on First Nations and Native Americans. I decided to show everyone how some of their ideals on native people are WRONG. (mostly in Canada, I don't know what goes on in America...)

I've had people ask me crazy things, and assume really STUPID things about natives that quite frankly are not true. How do I know? I'm a full native who's lived on a reservation her whole life. That's how.

If you comment on something you believe is true, then...
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posted by Bananaaddict
This list was emailed to me. I thought some of them were pretty clever, so I decided to post it. My favoritos are 3, 5, 22, and 23! Enjoy. :)

1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round mesa, tabela was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

6. A dog gave birth...
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