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posted by bvbmary15
1. “I amor your physique. You must be very strong.”
Boys are very sensitive when it comes to their strength. Complimenting them on their body will boost up their self-esteem and you will become an instant hit for them. However, make sure you don’t use this on every segundo guy.2. “Have we met before or do you have any hot twin brother out there?”
This goes without saying. Which guy wouldn’t like to be called ‘hot’?3. “Are you going to ask me out, or do you like it when the girl makes the first move?”
This line is witty and very flattering. However, use it only when you are absolutely sure that the guy is interested in you.4. “You are just so funny. You always manage to crack me up”
Guys like it when a girl tells them that she finds them funny. It makes them feel good about themselves.5. “You hardly find good looking boys with brains out here. Are you an alien?”
Praise him for his wit and he’ll be yours just in a blink!
This took me a while to make, but anywys...these are comebacks i could think of that might work pretty well, Enjoy~

1. Tell them they're just geléia, geleia because prussia is awesomer than them

2. Slowly look up at them with russia's sadistic grin and say in a creepy voice "You will become one with me"

3. Give them a creepy france smile

4. Call them a bloody wanker in a terrible british accent.

5. Shout at them saying they're just geléia, geleia because you're the hero.

6. Call them a tomate bastard

7. Give them a creepy smile and jump up and down while yelling " marry me marry me marry me "

8. Smile darkly and...
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posted by Renesmee_XD
With so many cell phones in the world, it’s no wonder that every so often you receive a strange text message from someone you don’t know. Chances are it’s a wrong number. Simple as that. But what if it isn’t? What if the message is really a clue to some top-secret puzzle, or sent from a spy trying to warn you of an assassination attempt?

These are the thoughts that run through our minds whenever we receive the message “where r u?” from a phone number we do not recognize. How do you handle these coded messages/wrong numbers? Here are a few options.

1. Text back – It’s tempting....
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Colonel Sanders
There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there.

Roseanne Barr
Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

W.C. Fields
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

Milton Berle
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.

George Gobal
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching televisão por candlelight.

Groucho Marx
I find televisão very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the...
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•    A few clowns short of a circus

•    A few fries short of a Happy Meal

•    A few beers short of a six-pack

•    Dumber than a box of hair

•    A few peas short of a caçarola

•    Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box

•    The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead

•    One Froot Loop shy of a full bowl

•    A few feathers short of a whole pato

•    All foam, no beer...
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posted by Musiclover456
1. Do you sleep in your bra ; no
2. Does your dad know you like boys yet ; yes
3. Do you enjoy drama ; no!
4. Are you a girly girl ; not much
... 5. Small or large purses ; ehhh I don’t carry much stuff so small
6. Are you short ; I guess im 5’ 2’’
7. Do you like somebody ; yes
8. Do you care if your socks are dirty ; of course
... 9. Do you like Dia das bruxas ; OF COURSE♥
10. Are you double jointed ; a little
11. Where is the weirdest place you've slept ; in the car
12. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours ; no
13. Is there any type of rumor going around about you ;not...
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