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CornChips and C-GODZILLA like this
MyDeadSummer O-O!
XxKeithHarkinxX ^ ikr.... i was just looking at it then i was all like DA FUDGE!
C-GODZILLA O_________________O MY GOD!!!
ilovecornholio Dude where the hell did that come from
XxKeithHarkinxX THE INTERNET!
ilovecornholio No no the eye thing
blackpanther666 Lol, creepy.
CornChips Creepy, but not scary.
SnapeOWNSedward I don't get it. What was I supposed to see?
XxKeithHarkinxX ^ look above the girls head right near the center of the pic.
Anime_Gir1235 omg
Paracutinimiqua Oh its nice to meet you guy in the bed :) Why not show your face? Or are you that much of a coward?
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Funny Gifs
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Alphabet letters wallpaper
Alphabet letters wallpaper
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Pooping Rainbows
Pooping Rainbows
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You So Hot
You So Hot
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This would be a cool room to have.
This would be a cool room to have.
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DEAR FUCKER ...
DEAR FUCKER ...
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FuNnY fAiLs
FuNnY fAiLs
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Look at the pretty sunset!**
Look at the pretty sunset!**
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Funny Stuff!
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Nice View
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The rock dressed as miley cyrus
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20 fun things to do at CVS
posted by FlufflyHands
Everyone is putting stuff up about Walmart, I was smart enough to think of CVS :D (I made these up on my own with no one elses help btw)

1. Resort the medicine aisle

2. Run around like an idiot until you are told to stop, once the person who stopped turns around do it again, repeat this process until your told to leave, then run out like an idiot

3. Go up to the cash register and tell the clerk that someone is "poaching" medicine, then run out of the store

4. Take the magazines you see and tear them to pieces, then go up to the front (were the cash register is) and throw the pieces up the air and...
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Prank Call Ideas!
posted by OmegaLeader
(Found it on the internet thought it was pretty interesting.)

You call your victim and you want to confuse them. No laughing or anything, just a normal voice like someone would call you. Me and my friends do this a lot.


Script:
You call the person...

Person: Hello?
You: Hello?
Person: Uh, hi. Who is this and what do you want?
You: What? Oh no no no no no! It is YOU who is calling me. Ok, so what did YOU need?
Person: No no I didn't call you. You called me. Wait, who is this??
You: NO! I didn't call you! You are the one who called me! Now i ask one mais time who are you and why did you call my at this...
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"I wasn't that drunk......"
posted by awesomeblossom1
Here's some of my fave "I wasnt that drunk" jokes hope you like :)
"I wasn't that drunk"
"You saw a ginger girl eating blueberries and screamed 'No Foxface! Not the berries!'"
"You ran into Walmart and when you heard someone talking on the intercom, you fell to your knees and said, 'God has spoken!'"
"You grabbed my parakeet, threw it at my sisters piggy bank and yelled, 'ANGRY BIRDS!!!!!'"
"You told me to give you a ride início and the part was at your house"
"You asked your girlfriend if she was single"
"You gave a midget a cogumelo and yelled 'GROW MARIO GROW!!!'"
"You were cutting open pineapples...
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Cool/Random Facts
posted by Jasonfan44
It's an iPod app.

1. Men are 6 times mais likely to get struck por lightning then women

2. On average, adults watch double the amount of TV as teenagers do

3. The first CD pressed in the US was Bruce Springsteen's "Born in the USA".

4. At the height of its power(400 BCE) the Greek city of Sparta had 500,000 slaves and only 25,000 citizens

5. The state of Florida is bigger than England

6. Approximate number of facial expressions cachorros can make: 100

7. A caracol can sleep for 3 years

8. It is illegal for tourists to enter Mexico with mais than 2 CD's

9. Muhammad is the most common first name in the world...
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Omegle Comebacks
posted by Me_Iz_Here
There are a lot of creeps on Omegle. Whether you're just bored, trolling, or being a creep, you will definitely run into a pervert on Omegle. So here are some comebacks you can use.

Stranger: Horny?
You: Yes.
You: BECAUSE I'M A UNICORN!

Stranger: ASL.
You: Sorry, I don't speak American Sign Language.

Stranger: 17 M looking for horny females
You": 85, M, looking for other gay men.

Stranger: Wanna chat with hot girls? Go to "Babesofomegle . com"
You: No thanks I don't feel like seeing whores like you.

Strangers: Wanna fuck?
You: How the fuck are we gonna fuck if you're so fucking far away and I'm not gonna fucking tell you where I fucking live so we can fuck aleatório strangers.

Stranger: You like dick?
You: Yes, I do like Dick. He's very nice. I don't get why people make fun of him for his name.
You: You ARE talking about the person, right?

Other ways are to just repeat the same thing over and over again, or copy everything they say.
How to Make ícones
posted by fanfly
A while back I wrote an artigo about link. I've decided to follow it up with a tutorial on how to make icons! They're actually much the same- the major difference is size.

You will need an image editing program. I use Corel Paint comprar Pro but I think most people use Photoshop.

There's also the following online programs but I've never used them and this tutorial isn't necessarily meant to be used with them because I have no idea what these programs are capable of doing.

link
link
link




the Size of Your ícone Matters


Now this part is extremely important and I can't tell you how many ícones I've seen that...
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147 stereotypes
posted by xxemogirl101xx
For people that hate stereotypes.


1. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic

2. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

3. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

4. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

5. I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

6. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

7. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

8. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

9. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

10. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

11. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

12. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

13. I'm an ATHEIEST, so I WILL go to hell

14. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST have no values...
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Daddy.... It hurts. Please stop.
posted by vlad_todd_fan
This is A TRUE STORY AND IF YOU DON'T PASS THIS ON YOU DON'T HAVE A SOUL!!!

My name is Chris,
I am three,
My eyes are swollen..
I cannot see.

I must be stupid,
I must be bad,
What else could have made,
My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better,
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy,
Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong,
I can't speak at all,
Or else I'm locked up,
All dia long.

When I'm awake,
I'm all alone,
The house is dark,
My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come home,
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get,
One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car,
My daddy is back,
From Charlie's bar

I hear...
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