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frases ♥

added by FutureDancer

Source: Me, Google, Photoscape

frases YAY. :D

fotografia

aleatório

frases

sarcastic

witty

funny

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Idk wat the título is chapter two: the Dwarves

posted by misscrazel

As we walked I could tell we were getting closer to the Dwarfs. I could see the fence around there houses and I could hear them talking. I could also tell someone was watching us. She was a Dwarf peering through a hole in the fence at us. I couldn't see her but I could feel her watching us. Then I heard her turn and leave. Her footsteps were very loud and almost hurt my ears.
Like an elefante I thought.
"Could the Dwarfs help us?" I asked my mother.
"I suppose they could." said my mother.
She went to the front where the leader of the group was. She spoke to him then came back.
"We're asking...

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50 Things To Do In An Elevator

posted by TeamSongz4eva

**got this off the interent its pretty funny!**

1.Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.

2.Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

3.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!

4.Whistle the first seven notes of It's a Small World incessantly.

5.Sell Girl Scout cookies.

6.On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

7.Shave.

8.Crack open your pasta, maleta or purse, and while peering inside ask: Got enough air in there?

9.Offer name etiquetas to everyone getting on the...

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MILEY'S HACKER FINALLY CAUGHT

posted by ShiningsTar542

Remember when Miley's MySpace was hacked?

When the Myspace account of Miley Cyrus was hacked two years ago, authorities didn't make any immediate arrests.

The F.B.I. recently caught Josh azevinho, holly who admitted that he was the one who hacked Miley's account and distributed fotografias of the young star.

"He confirmed that he was the person who had obtained data from Miley Cyrus' MySpace account without authorization." said an official.

Miley Cyrus hacker has been identified after the F.B.I. arrested 21 year-old Josh azevinho, holly in Nashville last week on charges related to multiple credit card numbers in his possession.

Josh not only hacked Miley, but many other estrela accounts! X/

We sure Miley is a lot mais at peace now that Josh has been busted.

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You are mais

posted by silverlocket

You are mais than the choices that you make. You are mais than the many hearts you’ll break. You are mais than your dreams that don’t come true. You are mais than whatever people think of you.
You are mais than the things that you say. You are mais than the places that you stay. You are mais than the things that you do. You are mais than I could ever think of you.
You are so much mais than what you think. Your life right now is only beginning These tests and trials that come to you, are meant to make you someone new. You are more. You are worth it. You are so much greater than you think...

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Funny super market joke**

posted by jessicamc26

A supermercado had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know intended to stock up. At the store, however, she was disappointed to find only a few skimpy prepackaged portions of the poultry, so she complained to the butcher. "don't worry, ya ," he said. "I'll pack some mais trays and have them ready for you por the time you finish shopping." Several aisles later, my friend heard the butcher's voice boom over the public-address system: "Will the lady who wanted bigger breasts please meet me at the back of the store."

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12 days of fast comida

posted by karpach_14

On the first dia of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
A Big bacon, toucinho Classic with cheese.

On the segundo dia of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big bacon, toucinho Classic with cheese.

On the third dia of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
And a Big bacon, toucinho Classic with cheese.

On the fourth dia of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
And a Big bacon, toucinho Classic with cheese.

On the fifth dia of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Five cebola rings,
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three...

glad you came

added by hettycool

Source: hettycool

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my shrine part one

added by EllentheStrange

Source: me

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perfect life... think again chapter 1 (plz read)

posted by karpach_14

Perfect life?? Think again
Ok so lets start off like this. I’m evelina McCartney, and I’m 17. My brother Jesse is 23 and he’s famous. But people rarely know who I am. And sometimes I like it. Because I get to be treated like a normal person, not a celebrity……….. I came downstairs because my parents told me that Jesse is coming from his tour and im so happy because I haven’t seen him for so long which seems like a life time.
“mom can I go and get Jesse with Erin” I asked my mom. Erin was our limo driver. But of course she said no. they never let me. My brother wasn’t dating...

baby laughing devil

added by marthatsal

baby, laugh

video

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i want my mama!

added by marthatsal

baby, cute ,mama

video

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Moon&sea

added by storylover

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New Series: Come Fly With Me (An Advert)

added by -RandomChick-

A new series that's suppose to air soon. I amor that 'Bangkok' scene, thingy :D

video

funny

weird

aleatório

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My aleatório Blog Type Thing 2.

posted by emilyroxx

Llamas R us

Guess what? I’m back! I’ve decided that I’m going to write one of these every few days when I get bored. So… have you noticed that the quality of cartoon shows has decreased within the last 5 years? I mean, what ever happened to Invader Zim and Courage the Cowardly Dog? Those were good quality shows. Now, the best that they can come up with is Fanboy and Chum Chum. (The most annoying show ever.) You know what show really depresses me? Spongebob. That used to be a really good show, but now they have new writers and the show SUCKS. Whenever my brother plays it now, I leave the room.
My...

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Hurt chapter 2

posted by RosaluvzJB

Hurt

Chapter 2; A New Friend

I get to school and go to início room. "Class, I would like to introduce the newest doomed child in this doomed school of doom." Ms. amargas, amargos says. In steps a pretty girl who is tall, slinder, but she does have curvs. She has long, medium brown hair that goes to the middle of her back and beautiful, brown eyes. The new girl gives a scared look at Ms. Bitters' words and says "Hi! I'm Abby." I raise my hand. "What do you want, Dib?" Ms. amargas, amargos asks. "I want to ask Abby a question." I say. "Fine. What is it?" Ms. amargas, amargos replies. "Do you notice anything strange about...

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dbz version of ata taekwando ranks

posted by dbz9000

purple belt: kaio ken x1

blue belt: kaio ken x2

brown belt: kaio ken x3

red belt: kaio ken x4

red/black belt: false super saiyan

black belt: super saiyan

2nd dagree black belt: super saiyan 2

3rd degree black belt: super saiyan 3

4th degree black belt: super saiyan 4

and so on.......... im false super saiyan

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New Self-Improvement Courses ((LMAO))

posted by TeamSongz4eva

RI 500 Creative suffering
RI 501 Overcoming Peace of Mind
RI 502 You and Your Birthmarks
RI 503 Guilt Without Sex
RI 504 The Primal Shrug
RI 505 Ego Gratification Through Violence
RI 506 Moulding your Child's Behavior Through Guilt and Fear
RI 507 Dealing With Post-Realization Depression
RI 508 Whine your Way To Alienation
RI 509 How to Overcome Self-Doubt Through Pretence and Ostentation
RI 510 How to Cope with Jet Lag
RI 511 How to Improve your Horoscope
RI 512 How to Relax and Let your Lawn Grow
RI 513 Classic TV Guide Literature
RI 514 Recalling Bad Jokes
RI 515 Reciting Monty Pithon
RI 516 Repair and Maintenance of your Virginity

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My aleatório Blog Type Thing (Part SIX)

posted by emilyroxx

Okay, instead of just composição literária about aleatório things that no one really cares about, I’m going to make a list of my absolute favorito words in the entire universe. But first: HAPPY CHRISTMAHANUKWANZA!!!! Most people just say Happy Holidays, but I like to be original. 

1.    Blimo = The mix between a blimp and a limo
2.    Uber = It’s like very, but mais epic.
3.    Freaking = it’s like saying ‘fucking’ but you don’t get in trouble for saying it.
4.    Epic/Epicness = you’d better know what this means.
5.    Pie...

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the tunnels

posted by misscrazel

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Dominic
It was Monday. I was sitting with Scarlet in front of the entrance to the tunnels. We were waiting for Stephanie and Spencer. Stephanie was coming because Spencer was coming. Spencer ran over and hugged me. I pulled him of.
We stumbled into the darkness
Stephenie groped around for her flashlight. I heard a click. Light flooded the halls. I took one look around and realized how hard this was going to be.
I held Scarlet's hand and stepped forward. Spencer clung to me nervously.
***
It had been awhile when a shrill scream rang through the air. Scarlet immediately ran towards it.
"Carlotta!" She yelled into the darkness. "Carlotta!"

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Blight

posted by Jekyde

The following is a police tape of an interview with the only witness to a murder in the Aloceras Ravine.

Officer Howard:Alright, Bobby. Glad to see you're here.

Bobby:Am I gonna get arrested?

Officer Howard:No, Bobby. Just tell us what you saw.

Bobby:Oh...where do I start?

Officer Howard:Just tell us how he died.

Bobby:Okay, so....I was standing about 15 feet behind Mervin...and...I saw these two weird lights to the left of him. I tried to warn him, but...he couldn't hear me.

Officer Howard:What did these lights look like?

Bobby:Well...they were both exactly the same...lavender and circle-shaped,...