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posted by awsomenerd
1. Get a bag of skitles. Knock on your neighbor's door, when they open throw the skitels at them and say "taste the rainbow".
2. Leave a note saying you ran away and then hide in a árvore or in a trashcan.
3. Chase squirls all dia long.
4. Ride your bike around your rua cantar a litte kid song like barnney
5. Go to a garagem sale and hide things in the bushes, then come back and get them.
6. Get a bag of chettos and throw them at someone.
7. kiss a aleatório person and say "remember me"
8. Take your sisters/brothers underwear put chocolate on them and hang them on peoples door knobs.
posted by cute20k
Do you have a dirty mind?

1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?

A dentist

2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?

A wedding ring

3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?

Peanut butter

4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard . What am I?

Chewing gum

5. All dia long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?

An elevator

6. I...
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1. Pretend to fall down and wait till someone says "Are you OK?" Then say "I'M A MONSTER!!" And see what happens
2. Walk up to a complete stranger and say "Hey, I liked your video on youtube!"
3. If it's Dia das bruxas go to the costume section and grab a Dia das bruxas bag and go up to a aleatório person and say "Trick or treat!"
3. Go to a crowded aisle and if you know it sing the song "Party like a rock star"
4. Follow a customer and put in items in hisher carrinho and say "Ready for checkout!"
5. When you see a old guy then point and say "Its Shakira!!"
6. Go up to an old man and say "MOMMY!! I HAVEN'T...
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FHM Magazine released a list a few years back of the 50 worst t.v. characters of all time. I think it mostly pertains to sitcoms. So what do you all think? Agree? Disagree? Think they are missing people or that any of these people shouldn't be on the list?

50. Ross Gellar - Friends
49. Wilbur Post - Mister Ed
48. Janet Wood - Three's Company
47. Dwayne Wayne - A Different World
46. Jimmy Glick - Primetime Glick
45. The Professor - Gilligan's Island
44. Gomer Pyle - Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C.
43. Paul Shaffer - Late Show With David Letterman
42. Edna Garrett - The Facts of Life
41. Jessie Spano - Saved por The...
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posted by EmzLovesCheryl
Guys, I just want to say. I am so so glad that I've discovered fanpop. I've met some amazing people, I've read some inspiring things, and through fanpop I've gained confidence, and I've realized that I'm not alone in this world, there are other people going through what I go through. I've discovered reasons to back up what I believed before, which has made me believe them even more. I've had some amusing conversations, I've learnt things that I had no idea I didn't know, and I just want to say thanks. Thanks for being here when no one else was. I've been able to talk open-mindedly, gain support...
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posted by Icepaw_Kenobi
1. Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.
2. Ask for extra homo-sapien
3. Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
4. Ask if the pizza is organically grown.
5. Ask them if you get a free encontro, data with one of the staff if you make an order over $30.
6. Ask if they have any idea what is at stake with this pizza.
7. Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a descrição to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza.
8. Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.
9. Order a one-inch pizza.
10. Tell them to put the crust...
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posted by woohoomlb
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long atrás lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn’t always fair; and maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived por simple, sound financial policies (don’t spend mais than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).

His health began to deteriorate rapidly...
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31 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

Written por a guy. After years of experience.

1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do.

2. Don't cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mud.

3. Beware of every single male relatives and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your butt at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat.

4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.

5. Don't refuse to kiss in...
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posted by x-menobsessed26
There used to be a rua named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives

Every time Chuck Norris looks into a mirror it breaks. Even glass is not stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.

Brett Farve can throw a football 50 yds. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Farve even farther.

Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris...
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posted by Cantwait4book5
Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble.

In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a touro so that they can breed their own stock.

The brunette balances their checkbook, then takes their last $600 dollars out west to another ranch where a man has a prize touro for sale. Upon leaving, she tells her sister, “When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I’ll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home.”

The brunette arrives at the man’s ranch, inspects...
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posted by invadercalliope
Well I know emo isn't a type of person it's just a type of music.
So it's kinda like a sad story.
It's ok if you cry.
So enjoy.
get your popcorn
Sit down on your chair
it didn't make me cry
A girl named melanie
was being bullied at skool
People laughed at her
She pretended not to care and tryed not to listen
but inside it was killing her.
She felt no one cared about her
That is she died no one would attend her funeral
She met a boy within minutos of meeting him.
She was totally in love.
She knew he would never be interested in her.
So she went início and cryed uncontrolably.
The seguinte dia at...
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posted by reb1009
Insanely stupid class fun - Funny school pranks you should (not) try in class for a laugh :)

Bring some books to class and read them instead of paying attention or doing any work.

2Walk around class begging for spare change.

Chew on your arm until someone notices.

Change seats every time the teacher turns his/her back. After the teacher explains something, laugh really loud and say "Oh, now I get it!"

Lick yourself clean like a cat does.

After the teacher has explained something, say "Quite right, old bean" in the typical old english style.

Sing your perguntas to the class.

When the teacher...
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topo, início 10: Cruel Things Women Do To Men

link :
I didn't write this & it's coming from a guys point of view.

10.They Don’t Pick Up The Phone

You convinced her to give you her number and you’re feeling good about yourself. Your charm and good looks have obviously made an impression on her. Unfortunately, when you try to call, she doesn’t pick up or, worse yet, she’s given you a fake number. Some women will give you their numbers because it’s easier than trying to tell you why she’s not interested. What’s more, in the age of caller ID, it’s easy for her to avoid your calls. At least...
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1. You're beautiful.- girls think when you say 'hot' your looking at our body, not our personality.

2. You look perfect.- gurls like it when men think we're perfect.

3. I wish I could see u everyday.-it makes us gurls think we're loved and you never get tired of being with us.

4. I amor you and only you.-Well, you guys get the picture.

5. I will be with you forever.

6. You have no flaws.

7. You'll always be in my picture, even if ur not there.

8. You shine brighter than the sun.

9. There is no reason for you to be ashamed of your body, you're very pretty.
1) wacg alote of T.V. or be on the computer a long time
2) don't eat comida that can make you sleepy
3) drink a lot of soda or crush
4) gety near load stuff or equipment
5) kepp your lights on
6) try not to close your eyes at a late hora
7) don't lay down
8) wach a scary movie
EX: Cucky Nightmare on elms rua orphan
10) eat choclat and other stuff to make you hiper

those are some ways to stay up till midnight on New years eve.

plz writ a commet to tell me what you did on the list

Some dreams stay with you long after you've woken up.
Life may be just a dream, but how do we interpret it? What we dream at night can give us clues about what is important to us in waking life. Dreams help us to process our conscious thoughts and can give us new and important insights into the problems and challenges we face in the world. Although we may have strange and unusual dreams, there are a number of common dreams that many of us experience over and over again. Read the interpretations below for an explanation of symbols that seem to appear frequently in dreams.
1. Faulty or lost...
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1. Walk up to a aleatório person, grab both their shoulders, look into their eyes and say, "I feel bad for you, son."
2. Walk up to a aleatório person, then point to another person and whisper loud enough for the person you are pointing at to hear, "That guy seriously has issues for him to work out."
3. Walk up to a aleatório person the same gender as you and say, "Yes! I like your movements!" or "You're as tight as fuck!" Especially if it's an adult with little children.
4. In a place where there are a lot of people, point to a aleatório man's dick and yell out, "There's a raccoon! Natures ninjas! Oh shiiittt!"
5. Just walk up to a person don't even know and say, "You again!? Meh, it's your life."
posted by vlad_todd_fan
1. Dress all in thick leather so that they can't bite or scratch you. 2. Carry a gun so that those bitches don't kill ya. (obviously). 3. Make sure to hook up with friends that aren't zombified. 4. Carry a faca of some sort at ALL times. 5. Don't stay out after dark. 6. Go to huge houses nearby to party it up. 7. Don't get drunk, you don't know what'll happen. 8. Destroy something to let off some steam. 9. Make sure to have a back-up plan when plan A. doesn't work. 10. Get over to a baixo Pro comprar or anywhere with plenty of survival tools. 11. Go to a corny gift comprar and destroy everything...
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Are you addicted? Are you a super fan? Are you just a person who likes being enthusiastic about things? Are you on fanpop too much?

1. You see something you like, and think Oh, I want to fã that club!

2. You start shipping people you know or see.

3. You hear something awesome and immediately look for the Best Answer button.

4. You hear something awesome and immediately want to go on fanpop and change your motto.

5. You hear something and you want to comment on it.

6. You have great ideas of something you should post on fanpop at completely aleatório times of day.

7. You get a new favorito and HAVE to...
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Some of you girls will remember that on Wednesday i told you that Miley's parents were getting a divorce.

According to the celeb news fonte, Miley was so devastated por her parents Tish and Billy raio, ray Cyrus‘ divorce that she got back together with Liam Hemsworth.

“Miley knew about the divorce awhile atrás and she’s been taking it really hard. Pretty much at the same time, she broke up with Liam, Hannah Montana was ending and then her parents’ marriage was falling apart,” Miley’s friend says.

“She got super stressed out and that’s really when she started atuação out...
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