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(WARNING: There is quite a bit of profanity in this article, so if that bothers you in any way, please contemplate leitura something else. Thank you.)

Alright before you whine like an immature five-year old troll without their leite bottle and scream out "FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S IS OVERRATED!", just hear me out. I like the games for their surprisingly deep story, fun game play, memorable animatronics, and dark atmosphere.

Oh but Jared, this is the internet! How DARE you have an opinion, you'll get destroyed por the hater army!

WELL YOU KNOW WHAT I DON'T F**KING CARE WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK, THIS...
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This just came to my head while listening to these songs, so here I go! Oh yeah, these are my very first reactions, so they won't always make sense XP
Lyrics are like this
(Thoughts are like this)
Let's go!


Hearing título for the first time: (Whaddya think he's gonna do, get a mop and clean you up?)

This might be wrong, but here's all I know, here's all I know
(Well unless you're stupid or have amnesia, you are wrong.)

Most times I pretend that he's just a friend, he's just a friend
(Good.)

Yeah I'll try to make our hearts beat in time
Even though your rhythm might not be with mine
(It will not. It would...
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(No links in this list because not only does it screw with my auto-correct, but I am pretty sure nobody is lazy enough to look these songs up themselves. Sorry.)

Alright fine, I admit it. I was tired of me starting new artigos and never finishing them, so I sort of rushed the topo, início 5 Catchiest songs ever made. I mean heck, it's only a topo, início 5!

And also, HUGE BIG MAJOR Shout-Out to a person named Todd Nathonson for helping me realize some of the even better songs out there.

So let's get down to it. You will see some old ones, but tons of new candidates on this NEW AND IMPROVED list.

Let's get started!...
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 This actually happened to me on a few occasions. Yeah, that dia sucked. ^__^
This actually happened to me on a few occasions. Yeah, that day sucked. ^__^
Songs. Freaking.... Songs. Seriously, these things are like drugs. Listen to certain outstanding ones and you'll be hooked for days! Months! Years! DECADES! MILLENNIUMS!

Seriously though, some of these songs are also very nostalgic to me, and I used to hear some when I was just a little kid.

And it's ABOUT DAMN TIME I took time to appreciate those songs that never left my head when I was a child, and even to this day, I hum these songs around twice a day.

Whether they're from video games, actual artists, or even just songs with no lyrics, like piano covers, EVERYTHING counts, as long as it's...
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por request; the male version of my topo, início villain list. As it would turn out, I do in fact also amor me a good male antagonist. I know, shocking right?

Honorable Mention: Kronk (Emperor's New Groove). This guy is freaking hilarious. I can't not like him. He and Yzma made the entire movie worth watching!
That whole "Right the poison. The poison for Kuzco. The poison chosen specifically for Kuzco. Kuzco's poison" quote killed me! Best quote ever.

10. The Joker (Batman): Once again, not gonna lie, I don't watch much Batman. I'm not big on superheros. But I am intrigued por the Joker. He's like the...
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posted by GDragon612
1) Look at see through glass and when someone is on the other side shout "OH MY GOD, I'M HIDEOUS!"
2) Call someone to tell them you can't talk right now.
3) Point at someone and shout "You're one of them!" Run and pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly.
4) Buy a donut and complain that there's a hole in it.
5) Put Mayonnaise in a bowl, freeze it, and tell your friend it's ice cream.
6) Put up a "Lost Dog" poster with a picture of a cat on it.
7) Walk up to someone, hand them a potato, look them in the eyes and deadpan 'with great power, comes great responsibility.' Walk away.
8) In a public toilet, pass...
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#5: Miss Puff

Oh dear lord...after her Demolition Doofus performance, she's turned into a monster. She tried to freaking murder Spongebob!

#4: The Bikini Bottomites

These people are from the town of evil. They ruined Spongebob's dream (The Sponge Who Could Fly), Patrick's dream (Sing a Song of Patrick), they treated Squidward like a monster (Giant Squidward), did horrible things to Squidward after Patrick read Spongebob's diary (Little Yellow Book), and many mais crimes.

#3: Spongebob Squarepants

Spongebob is officially the little yellow devil. He crippled Miss Puff (Demolition Doofus), got a Nudibranch...
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This artigo kind of has a story to go along with it. You see, a few years atrás I was going to make an artigo about my topo, início 15 favorito animated characters but all I ever did was the title, the images, and character quotes. So I never got to making the artigo and it just stayed in my rough draft box all this time, just shows how lazy I am. Along with that, recently I made a video about my topo, início 20 favorito fictional characters but youtube blocked it globally so no one could watch it so I just deleted it. Please comment but keep in mind this is just my opinion. Enjoy!

20.Aang and Zuko (Avatar:...
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 título Page
Title Page
The kingdom of God is inside you, and all around you, not in a mansion of wood and stone. dividido, dividir a piece of wood and God is there. Lift a stone and you will find God.

‘Angel or beast along with powerful forces. The Wild Ones appear,’ a young girl named Eve Black wrote in her notebook. She continued for awhile, finishing with ‘an army large enough to destroy the mass of the matriarch.
Her journal was full of a story she had been composição literária about The Wild Ones and The Legion of the Black. She hurried to school. She waved to a few friends and went to her first class- history. She sat down and...
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1. We’re judging your outfit at all times.

2. We like to be called pretty often. Tell it to us or someone else will.

3. We cadela, puta about EVERYTHING. Let us rant for a little while.

4. If you won't hold our hands in public, forget us blowing you in private.

5. There can never be too much spooning. Bitches amor Cuddling.

6. There's nothing we like mais than you hugging us from behind and whispering something in our ear.

7. Foreplay is not an option….. it's a prerequisite.

8. OPEN THE DOOR FOR US.

9. Make us feel like the only girl in the room, no matter where we are.

10. Please us in bed, or your...
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Crazy Things Girl's Do:
Girl's Weirdest Worst Habits

Changing into dozens of outfits before a big date:
Adorable - Annoying
"I completely understand wanting to look great for a date---just make sure you don't keep the guy waiting."

Ordering a tiny salada for dinner, then stealing fries off her boyfriend's plate:
Adorable - Annoying
"We can always order another serving...and sharing is good!"

Spending hours over analyzing one little facebook comment from her crush:
Adorable - Annoying
"Don't make a big deal out of it. It's just a Facebook!"

Giggling like a five-year-old every five minutes:
Adorable - Annoying...
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"When There's Nothing Left"


When there's nothing left to give
I will give you mais than I ever gave before
When there's nothing left left to say
I'll say it all again, but until then...

And I'll give you my heart, say I amor you
Say I amor you
And I'll give you my heart, say I amor you
Oh, cause I do, Jesus

No música to play so I sing you my own song
Come on and sing along
When there's nothing that remains
You still stay the same
You're looking so strong

And I'll give you my heart, say I amor you
Say I amor you
And I'll give you my heart, say I amor you
Oh, cause I do

And I'll give you my heart, say I amor you
I'm gonna, I'm gonna say I amor you
And I'll give you my heart, say I amor you
Oh, cause I do, sweet Jesus

When there's nothing left to give
I will give you mais than I ever gave before

I'm gonna give you my heart
I'm gonna give you my coração
This is the real deal. Try ignoring it, and the first thing you'll notice is having a horrible dia starting tomorrow morning, and it only gets worse from there.


ARIES - The Aggressive (March 21 to April 19)
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny... Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an Aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be 'Right'. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world.


TAURUS - The...
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Rachel's POV:

The seguinte dia Andrew and me went out for shopping and got some dresses, and also some sandals that reminded me of the one that Cindrella had.

It was very very pretty.

We went back to the park.

"Try it on and walk like the other girls" He said giving me the sandals.

I couldn't stand on that because I lost my grip and fell down.

He got a call from one of his friends.

They told told him to be at the park and also added that they were coming.

We both were seated at one of the benches in the park.

Before that he asked me to take my glasses and asked me to wear the dress and sandals that we bought...
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(A/N) has gayness cussing and sex so have fun ;D

italics = thoughts.

~Jason's POV~

I sat in that hospital room for days, but I didn't know why.

Well I didn't even know who I was.

Long hours passed everyday, I felt like a prisoner.

I was most curious about the stitches in the back of my head and why my head hurt so much when I touched them.

"Hello again Jason" The doctor said coming in my room the same time he always did.

"Uh..Hello sir" I said in reply.

"That's the first time you've talked since the accident" He said.

"What exactly happened to me?" I asked.

"You hit your head on concrete during a fight"...
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posted by Bluekait
Two little boys were playing together. One little boy saw a nut on the ground. Before he could pick it the other boy took it.

The first boy demanded, “Give me the nut. It’s mine. I only saw it first”.

The other boy replied, “It’s mine. I only took it”.

This lead to a quarrel between these two little boys. Just then a tall boy came that way. Upon seeing the quarrel between the boys, he said, “Give me the nut and I’ll settle your quarrel”.

He dividido, dividir the nut into two parts. He took out the fruit-seed. He gave one half-shell to one boy and the other half-shell to the other. He put the frutas seed into his mouth and said, “This is for settling your quarrel”.

MORAL : When two people quarrel some one else gains.
Note: I found this on DeviantArt. I might have edited it a little bit though, (I added the "No, I'm under 21" option for drinking...) And this is NOT supposed to make you feel bad in ANY WAY WHATSOEVER! It's just a fun little quiz. No matter how much you get on the quiz, this is JUST FOR FUN and it doesn't mean anything!

Natural Hair Color
[ ] Brown - $50
[ ] Dirty Blonde - $45
[ ] Golden Blonde - $120
[ ] Red - $50
[ ] Black - $20
[ ] Bald - $10
[ ] Other - $75



Eye Color
[ ] Brown - $50
[ ] Green - $75
[ ] Blue - $100
[ ] Hazel - $50
[ ] Other - $30



Height
[ ] Over 7′ - $200
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[...
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1. Looking at a map is an inside joke.

2. You use the British curse of comida and bad tea.

3. You wear a scarf and when your teachers tell you to take it off, you say KOLKOLKOL!

4. You imagine your favorito hetalia - axis powers characters cantar your favorito songs.

5. hetalia - axis powers = your mind.

6. Buono tomate buono tomate buono buono ooh tomato.

7. You give people names that apply to their traits or what they eat (ex. potato bastard tomate bastard hamburger jerk)

8. When someone mentions a country, you say "Yeah, I know! He/she is awesome!"

9. History class is fanfiction class.

10. You are leitura this list.

(note: i'm sorry for the crappy list. This is my first artigo on fanpop)
(A/N) WhAt'S uP mOtHeRfUcKeRs? :o) .... yeah sorry im obsessed with homestuck and have fallen madly in amor with Gamzee! -fangirl squel!- ^-^ but any ways what do we have here? another part of the truelox fanfic? yes! still has GaYnEsS cUsSiNg AnD sEx.

~Adam's POV~

"Married?" I asked shocked when Ty told my he proposed to Jason.

"Jesus Christ man, you better know what you're doing" I said.

"Okay dude, I believe you, I just don't want you, or Jason getting hurt" I said.

Ty and I said our goodbyes and hung up.

I was happy for them, but something didn't feel right.

I got a Skype call request, it was...
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posted by Bluekait
What a kiss means.....

+ kiss on the stomach = I’m ready
+ kiss on the Forehead = I hope we’re together forever
+ kiss on the Ear = You're my everything
+ kiss on the Cheek = We’re friends
+ kiss on the Hand = I adore you
+ kiss on the Neck = We belong together
+ kiss on the Shoulder = I want you
+ kiss on the Lips = I amor you
+Laughing while beijar = I am completely comfortable with you

What the gesture means…

+ Holding Hands = We definitely amor each other
+ Slap on the Butt = That’s mine
+ Holding on tight = I don’t want to let go
+ Looking into each other’s Eyes = I just plain amor you
+ Playing with Hair = Tell me you amor me
+ Arms around the Waist = I amor you too much to let go

–ADVICE!–

+ Dont ask for a kiss, take one.
+If you were thinking about someone while leitura this, you’re definitely in Love