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1. The teachers will pick on you.

2. The teachers will take your silly bands and bracelets, etc., even when you don't play with your jewelry.

3. The teachers make rude faces at you when you wave at them.

4. The kids always cuss.

5. The kids here have absolutely NO manners.

6. The kids will steal your stuff.

7. The bus drivers all are either psychos or have attitude problems.

8. The bathrooms are disgusting.

9. The sinks are OUTSIDE the bathroom, so if you see liquid on the floor... it's probably not water.

10. There is innappropriate...
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posted by invadercalliope
Ok today i will tell you 12 secrets about myself!
Exciting!
1.I amor animals
2.I own tons of mangá and animê dvds
3.I am a huge crybaby
4.i am a girl *not really a secret*
5.i amor composição literária my mangá series *it's not famous*
6.i amor going outside
7.i have a boyfriend
8.i am chewing gum
9.i amor the stars
10.i amor to dance
11.my grades are "ok"
12.i like to watch tv alot
13.I am not like other girls
14.i care alot for my friends on here
15.I don't have a bedtime
16.i tried making a drink por putting chocolate and bubble gum
The End
I hope you enjoyed!
posted by meow_girl
One night Demi,Taylor,Selena,Tiffany and Miley had a sleep over.

Selena:Miley....How'd you get in my house?

Miley:.......Well the door was open.....

Tiffany:just forget it.

Taylor:So you broke in?

Miley:No...I just came in.

Taylor:So your trespassing.

Miley:No.

Joe:Hey ladies.

All:AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Joe:What?

Selena:You broke in to my house.

Joe:No...I just smashed the window and came in.

Taylor:So you broke in?

Joe:Noooo.

Demi:Get out of here Jacob.

Joe:My name's not Jacob.

Demi:But your atuação like him.Your a stalker.

Joe:I'm not a stalker.I just follow Selena around everywhere and She doesn't...
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okay i decided to do this to prove to all you twilight apaixonados who think that us twihaters are complaining about twilight content when non exsists on here that there is in fact plenty of twilight stuff on here.

I decided to do this after seeing sapherequeen's pergunta asking where all the twilight content we were complaining about was.

So you know i didn't include anything about the war between those who amor and those who hate twilight or anything against twilight all this is just twilight stuff okay.

link this is the pergunta i am responding to

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posted by lexie2635
Alice POV

I got out of the car looking dreadful as ever. My ex-boyfriend, Jake yelled something out at me but I didn’t pay him any attention. When I used to encontro, data him, we were the perfect couple, until last ano after I caught him cheating on me with Ashley, the head cheerleader. I hate her for that. I sat down my English class seguinte to Stinky Steve. Of course this is my seat, where else would Ms. Mills put me.

“Alright class, today were going to be composição literária to pen pals from Londres England.” Ms. Mills

What the hek is this? Didn’t we do this in like 4th grade?

“Today you are going to...
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posted by itachifan1
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BERLIN (Reuters) – A raposa has been unmasked as the mystery thief of mais than 100 shoes in the small western German town of Foehren, authorities said Friday.

A forest worker stumbled upon shoes strewn near the fox's antro, den and found a trove of calçados, calçado down the hole which had recently been stolen overnight from outside locals' front doors.

"There was everything from ladies' shoes to trainers," said a local police spokesman. "We've found between 110 and 120 so far. It seems a megera, vixen roubou them for her cubs to play with."

Although many were missing laces, the shoes were in good condition and their owners were delighted to reclaim them, he said, adding that no reprisals were planned against the culprit.
I've always been a huge fã of the Scarlet and Ivy book series, and the main theme of the book is the constant relocation of twins, Ivy and Scarlet, and their adventures in boarding school. If you are very similar to your twin, you should check out this list inspired por it!

1- If your twin gets into trouble, it will be easy for him to blame you.

2- Whatever your twin does, it will be expected from you.

3- Your names will be mixed a lot.

4- Your twin will joke around pretending to be you to other people.

5- People will confuse your temperaments.

6- One of you will be seen as the shadow of the other....
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 Elijah Jones - Rumored 2019/2020 album
Elijah Jones - Rumored 2019/2020 album
Jones has currently inactivated most of his accounts. And recently - a fórum expressed por yet another anonymous user that Jones - previously known as "Kinlee And Elijah" Will be promoting a new album this year.

The last album Jones promoted was Stirling's third album "Brave Enough" Which released respectively on August 19, 2016. Nearly 3 years ago. Following the promotional album Jones released his third album "Forgive To Forget" in January 2017. After releasing his final video in November 2017. Jones has refrained since than from uploads. Other than the release of his third and final book in...
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1. We aren’t mind readers!
2. We are not to be used as pawns in trying to make your girlfriends jealous.
3. When you sleep over never boss me around in cama unless it is during sex.
4. Smoking is the biggest turn off.
5. It never hurts to work out.
6. If you don’t want to hear the truth, don’t ask the question.
7. “Fine” or “whatever” is not an appropriate ending to a conversation.
8. If you want sex, just ask. (In case you didn’t already know.)
9. Don’t expect guys to say as many sweet things as they do in the movies. (It takes a lot of guys and their wives to come up with those...
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posted by dinglebell14
1. Tired of Trying, sick of crying, Ya I'm smiling, but inside I'm dying....

2. I don't use excuses, Don't ask why...
It's just a breakdown, it happens all the time...
So get out of my face, don't even try...
You want to help me? Just let me cry!

3. I don't want to admit it,
It was easier to lie,
And hide the hurt and emptiness,
to smile instead of cry.

4. Nobody really cares if your miserable,
so you might as well be happy. :'|

5. Everyones going to hurt you.... sooner or later you just have to decide who's worth going through the pain.

6. If someone really loves you,
They will never hurt you,
And if...
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posted by someone_save_me
These are just some, mais will probably be added later.

I hate:
-Animal abusers
-Child abusers
-Butthurt moralfags (If you get mad at me saying moralfags, well then, you must be new here. I'm not homophobic.)
-3/4 the mainstream crap on the radio
-Jersey Shore
-Homophobes
-People who don't thank you when you open a door for them
-Toddlers and Tiaras
-People who are always snooPING AS usual I see. /shot so fuckin' hard
-Fuckers who judge people por their appearance
-When my computer breaks down
-Fangirls who get mad at if you aren't borderline insanely obsessed with the same thing they are (Go on the Michael...
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 Image by: Lumo55000 on tumblr
Image by: Lumo55000 on tumblr
Okay so I was browsing the net and I found this lovely piece of work, that was published just two months ago. link
Apparently this is a 'student run' new site. So much for the plagiarism policy. Like at least give an exact link--as your site automatically generates for anyone who copies and pastes your work. But don't worry I already put that up topo, início myself, out of respect. Anyhow I find it very funny how professionally set up this site is and yet they're utilizing my work without my permission and without even linking me to it. It's one thing to post my work (with credits) in appreciation of...
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So I published a 3 part set of artigos over on the música spot, and I wanted to post them here as well (hope that's alright with everyone) because aleatório has just such a wide variety of people and I think getting two sets of opinions is cool.

If anyone cares I compiled a list of bands I personally amor that I think could use some mais recognition. I'm gonna have links to some songs por them (if you care to take a listen) and a bit about why I like each as well as a picture of the band, if you wish to base on appearance alone and the genre(s) they fall under.

Within Temptation



Genre: Symphonic...
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posted by prinelsa
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Sorry,I had to post that for my artigo to be allowed.
 Stare at one and the other will mover
Stare at one and the other will move
 mover your eyes around the image quickly or scroll this page up and down to see them go into motion.
Move your eyes around the image quickly or scroll this page up and down to see them go into motion.
 For best affect look at the bottom of the image
For best affect look at the bottom of the image
 Focus solely on the body and the rings will appear to mover
Focus solely on the body and the rings will appear to move
posted by DramaQueen1020
All with [x] apply to me. All of these are ridiculous and I don't agree with any of them.


1) I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

2) I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

3) I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

4) I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

5) [x] I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (no)

6) I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

7) I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. (this one is VERY offensive, and hurts. My favourite singer DIED from AIDS, and he was bi, and an amazing, beautiful man)

8) I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

9) I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

10) [x] I SPEAK MY MIND, so...
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posted by nevenkastar
 Made by: ICEhanica (this is how the main character looks like =D)
Made by: ICEhanica (this is how the main character looks like =D)
1st of all....this is my 1st story so I know It's bad and please please don't be rude to me. I'm just at the beginning of learning how to write good. So hope you like the story.
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I have a normal life, if we could call it that way.
Well, you see I'm a Vampire. Now, now, I'm not a killer. I don't kill people, I'm Vegeterian. I almost never drink blood, but I'm not weak. When I need to drink blood I drink animal blood. I amor animais so It's very hard to look at they're cute face and kill them. =( I live in the UK, to be mais precisely in London. In a small,...
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BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
GIRL : Say you amor me! Say you amor me!
BOY : You amor me...
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??
BOY : I amor you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??
BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??
SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate,...
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posted by mae_cait_001
1.Always be fresh and beautiful 2.Apply make-up but not too much(coz u will look like a white lady!scary!) 3.Have a pleasing smile when he looks at u 4.Dont loose confidence when u see him.dont get nervous,say a simple"hi"who knows,maybe he'll reply u with a hello that u'd longed to hear 5.Show him ur good side! 6.Show him ur secret talents. 7.Wear dresses appropriate to his taste 8.Dont be so noisy when ur with him(guys dont like noisy girls 9.Always do things that u know he will like 10 IDK^-^just do anything,i dont know what 2 write with no.ten.
posted by karpach_13
New ways to order pizza
Are you tired of always ordering pizza the same way? Well, this lists will keep you entertained for over 90 pizza orders!!!

1. Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting."

2. Learn to properly pronounce the ingredients of a Twinkie. Ask that these be included in the pizza.

3. Use CB lingo where applicable.

4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh,...
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