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15 Random, Fun Things to Do In the Rain!

posted by j1edwardcullen7

1. Go outside, and if you see someone, take the aleatório person and make out with him/her, and say: "Yes! I finally got my dramatic beijar scene!"

2. Lay on your stomach in a puddle and scream: "I'm drowning, I'm drowning!"

3. In the pasanger assento of the car, roll your window down, stick your tongue out, soaking the driver: "I wonder why cachorros only do this when its sunny out!" and laugh.

4. Make a farting noise, and say "Hear that thunder roar!"

5. When your outside, run around (reading lyrics) and scream words to cantar in the Rain.

6. Make someone laugh. Then look at them: "Gosh, your face is...

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20 stupid things to do in a hospital

posted by TDI100

1.Complane of sever stumic cramps until you are seen to por a dotor or nurse then when they approach you say "wow doc i feel way better thank you " then for added crazyness walk out backwards

2. Run around screaming that you dont whant to see the dentist

3. One word for you flatulance

4. Ask repetedly if they are gonna operate on you

5. Pretend to be a doctor

6. Whenever a nurse passes make a swit swoo noise or say "helooo nurse "

7. Run around the hallways wearing an alien mask

8. When the doctor comes kick him in the shin then say " HOW DO YOU LIKE IT HAHAHA "

9. Run in wearing a leotared your face...

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25 Ways To Annoy Your Mom!

posted by zanesaaomgfan

1. Tell her that theres a robber outside and point to a guy in black.

2. Say its snowing and repeat it 3 times. Then, say mom are you listening? 15 times.

3. Ask her, "Do you like me?" over and over

4. Tell your phone to die.

5. Don't blow your nose when shes asks you to.

6. Make weird faces when she asks you to get off your PC.

7. Whine to her about your PC/laptop.

8. Call your mom about her day.

9. Break something that your mother brought you.

10. If somebody's at the door, and your início alone, answer it.

11. Call your mother, father.

12. Call your mom for no reason.

13. When its a night before your...

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Copy And Paste

posted by My8thUsername

A/N: I amor copy-and-pastes. Here's a enormungantic list I did. 'Cause I felt like it. Oh, and they're not in any order. I just wanted to know how many I have. por the way, just because I copied them here doesn't necessarily mean they apply to me. I just thought they were cute/funny/awesome. After all, this isn't my profile...

1.98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. A/N: Never ever. And proud.

2.Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as...

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Funniest New Year's Resolutions

posted by Sheetal1256

Here are some funny New Year's resolutions for 2012...
I will think of a password other than "password" or "hello".

I will not tell the same story at every get together.

I won't worry so much.

I will cut my hair.

I will grow my hair.

I will stop considering other people's feelings when they so obviously don't consider mine - if that unwashed fellow sits seguinte to me again, I'll tell him he stinks!

I will be mais imaginative.

I will not bore my boss por with the same excuse for taking leaves. I will think of some mais excuses.

I will do less laundry and use mais deodorant.

I will avoid taking a bath whenever...

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My Harry Potter/ Hunger Games Fanfiction! :D

posted by Face_of_Music

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Hello Muggles! I really would like your opinions on my Harry Potter/ Hunger Games Crossover Fanfic! Anything I could change, or add to it... I am finished typing, so nothing passed the last word....And deleting it is not a suggestion.. The begining and end is a little boring, like any story..... But thans for your time! :D It is quite long

THE POTTER GAMES

Peeta and I had just won the Hunger Games. A televised fight to the death. My sister, Prim, had been chosen to be in the Games, so I took her place. Now I was at início with her and my mother. Peeta was living in a house near me. We had pretended...

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101 ways to annoy your roommate

posted by bizeshnakarki

I found this artigo on the internet.

1. Insist that you are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat. Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the cama holding your stomach every time your roommate walks in. If he/she asks about the wrappers, say you know nothing about them.
2. Get some hair. Disperse it around your roommate's head while he/she is asleep. Keep a pair of scissors por your bed. Snicker at your roommate every morning.
3. Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards,...

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Funny Things To Do in The Bus

posted by ilovepenguins

I didn't write this!

Sell used bus tickets. Claim they are for half the price.

Get on the bus, grinning widely. As soon as the bus begins to move, burst into song. When you arrive at the seguinte stop, stop singing. Step off the bus backwards, still grinning widely.

If you are seated between two passengers, yawn loudly, strech, and put your arms around them.

Greet passengers with a big hug, handshake, smile and say ³Hi, call me Norman²

Put a leash on a friend and walk him/her onto the bus. Insist he/she is a dog and should go for half fare.

When arriving at your stop, do not push the button to...

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28 Things You Can Do To Annoy Your Friends...And Enemies ;)

posted by cuteypuffgirl

GET READY TO GET ANNOYED...ALL METHODS FOOL PROOFED por YOURS TRULY!! :)
ANNOYING THINGS 2 DO UR FRNDS!
1. Keep poking them until they scream in annoyance
2. Pull an Annoying laranja on them. Keep saying, "Hey,(insert name) (insert name)," as long as you want. Really effective!
3. Keep shouting swear words randomly. Like shout out, "Shit!" when they're eating pizza or something. :)
4. Sneeze, HARD, whenever they're around. Continue again and again and again and again and again!
5. Keep repeating, "What? What? What?" whenever they ask a question.
6. Keep calling them ELEGANT names, like if you're friend...

Canada24 revews REN AND STIMPY ADULT PARTY CARTOON:

posted by Canada24

That's right. I sat though this garbadge simply for the entertainment of online friends..

I just felt like I needed to get mad about something, as they tend to be the mais entertaining reviews.. So what easier way than watching the work of JOHN K.. Cause never was there a man I wanted to soco harder than John K.. And just as I was starting to forget why.. I saw Naked de praia, praia Party, and it came back..

It's basically just porn but with Ren and Stimpy.. Fucking Jailbait porn.. All the females are implied to be below the age of consent, so of coarse my buddy John K dresses them all in overly sexualized...

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cruella's topo, início 20 favorito Fictional Characters

posted by cruella

I'd planning to do this for a while, and I finally found the time. Remember this is just my personal opinion about these characters, if you disagree please be polite.

Warning:
Be prepared to see some weird characters listed here! Also this list is subject to change, depending on what mood I happen to be in on a certain day.

Honorable Mentions

30. Rasputin- anastasia
29. Maleficnet- Sleeping Beauty
28. Black Widow- Marvel universe
27. Tiana- The Princess and the Frog
26. Dr. Faciliar- The Princess and the Frog
25. Hades- Hercules
24. Snow White- Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
23. Glittering...

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Red's Lyrics

posted by nmdis

RED

Loving him is like driving a new Maserati down a dead-end street
Faster than the wind, passionate as sin ending so suddenly
Loving him is like trying to change your mind once you're already flying through the free fall
Like the as cores in autumn, so bright just before they lose it all

[Chorus:]
Losing him was blue like I'd never known
Missing him was dark grey all along
Forgetting him was like trying to know somebody you never met
But loving him was red
Loving him was red

[Verse 2:]
Touching him was like realizing all you ever wanted was right there in front of you
Memorizing him was as easy as knowing...

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Slow Down's Lyrics

posted by nmdis

SLOW DOWN

Now that I have captured your attention
I want to steal you for a rhythm intervention
Mr. T, you say I'm ready for inspection
Show me how you make a first impression

Oh, oh
Can we take it nice and slow, slow
Break it down and drop it low, low
Cause I just wanna party all night in the neon lights 'til you can't let me go

I just wanna feel your body right seguinte to mine
All night long
Baby, slow down the song
And when it's coming closer to the end hit rewind
All night long
Baby, slow down the song

If you want me I'm accepting applications
So long as we keep this record on rotation
You know I'm good...

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Schoolstuck: Chapter one -will be given better name-

posted by canal

~A/N~ I want to give half credit for this to DaveAndJohn we had the idea together o3o amor teixo fellow homestuckie. And I also want to thank vampirer04 for helping me when I was stuck and couldn’t get ahold of DaveAndJohn. Thanks so much to both of you. FYI all the povs are at different places –in school unless said otherwise- and different times –unless they are connected to another pov stories-
(Mituna’s POV)

It felt weird doing this to my little brother, but Sollux had it coming. I had walked in with a bucket and threw the content inside on him. Sollux sat up soaked, “Mituna what...

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Weird Al Yankovic - Fat

posted by Bluekait

Your butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
'Cause I'm the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right

My zippers bust, my buckles break
I'm too much man for you to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
I've got mais chins than Chinatown

Well, I've never used a phone booth
And I've never seen my toes
When I'm goin' to the movies
I take up seven rows

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come...

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Fallacies Fallacies Fallacies :D

posted by Bella_Dhampir

Oh, fallacies!

So.. as stupid as this may sound, I've never really known about fallacies. That is, until this year, when we learned about them. To tell you the truth, I felt pretty stupid after that English lesson.. not because I had never known about fallacies, but because I realized that I used them in A LOT of arguments. O.o

So I guess I just wanna list a couple of popular ones, and define them for any of you who also don't really know about fallacies, and just talk a bit about them and how I've used them before.

1. ad hominem
This is when the arguer attacks the person instead of the argument...

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Sweet maçã, maçã, apple Massacre

posted by klaine_forever

I, klaine_forever, did NOT write this! I dont know if it has already been posted so if it has then whatevz

Big Macintosh surveyed the many apples trees that made up Sweet maçã, apple Acres. It was nearly apple-buck season once again, and it looked as though they would be having a bumper harvest this year. He nodded, satisfied. His sister aguardente de maçã walked up beside him. “Whoo, boy howdy! I sure am glad you ain’t injured this time, Big Macintosh!” she said. “Why, there’s even mais apples on them trees than last year!”
“Eeyup!” Big Macintosh replied, in his characteristic manner....

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A short story of why you shouldn't bully.

posted by hetaliaitaly

There was a boy called Jake who always got teased at school he got because he was different one dia he he cme back to school it looked like a normal dia but while everyone walked around Jake acted himself like every normal dia but when the sino rang for clas he got a 44 fogo arm he shot lot's of the kids teacher too so you let that be a lesson for you if you had not teased him he would have been fine who knows you could have even saved his life.

Afew days past and Jake was dead he had decided to shoot himself in the head many people blammed it all jake when really it was there own fault at take.

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frases and Proverbs About Life

posted by pure-angel

Dost thou amor life?
Then do not squander time,
for that is the stuff life is made of.
Benjamin Franklin

Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.
Helen Keller

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will.
Jawaharal Nehru

Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects.
Alexis

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or urso its troubles patiently.
Palladas

The geat blessing of mankind are within us and...

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100 ways to annoy people

posted by Thecharliejay

100 Ways to Annoy People
1.Get to know a friends bookie and place bets for them. Insist on keeping half of any money they win.
2.Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.
3.Call other people "Champ" or "Tiger.". Refer to yourself as "Coach."
4.Drum on every available surface.
5.Sing the batman theme incessantly.
6.Staple papers together in the middle of the page.
7.Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
8.Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copy warnings.
9.Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.
10.Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
11.Insist on giving...