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posted by JustinDrew_B
Can I Get That Real
Can I Get That Official
Can I Get That Certified
Can I Get That Please
Can We Get This Fake To Delete, Delete, Delete?
Can We Get This Fake To Come Clean Clean Clean?
Ray? I Was Like Yo Ray?
Why Do These Fakes Try To Play These Girls This Way?
Okay Let's Get It Now.
You Messin' With Some Bad Bishes.
Ray's With His Fans.
We Don't Say Hi, We Say
Mofoing Right, Yeah.
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if this bish try to go hard im gona break her she hatin cuz i got all these boys that would never want to encontro, data her . and u can try to get serious while we remain the dictator us + fakes + - many haters
Excuse Me, I'm Sorry. I'm Really Such A Lady.
I Rep Team Mindless, You Know MB, Baby
And We Be Reppin That, Til' The dia That We Die.
While You Sit There Bein Fake, Tryna Act All Sly.
Yellin, Why You Gotta Be Soo Fake? Can You Hear Me?
Please eliminar This Page! I Know You Hear Me.
Rest In Peace, To This Fake Ash Page.
Yes, My Dear. This Is So Explosive.
posted by Usui--takumi
Ways To Annoy Bathroom Friends
1.Stick your palm open under the stall mural and ask your neighbor, ''May I borrow a highlighter?''
2. ''Uh-oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that.''
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
4. ''Hmmm, I've never seen that color before.''
5. ''Damn, this water is cold.''
6. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 segundos and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.
7. ''Now how did that get there?''
8. ''Hummus. Reminds me of hummus.''
9. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew....
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posted by adaug
"Next...Come in!"Mr. Franklin said.When i walked through the doors,I thought."Wow,this!My first job interview!"I waited for him to tell me to sit down."Sit on the couch."Mr. Franklin commanded.
"Oh...Okay."I sat in the middle of the couch."So,What's your name?Full name?"He asked."Jenifer Grace Golike."I answered."How do you spell your last name?"He asked looking up from his clipboard."G-o-l-i-k-e."I replied."Okay,have you had any job...experience?"He said taping his pen on his paper."Does a limonada stand count?"I thought,but of course,NO."No."I decided."Okay,tell us about your background,as...
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posted by pokemonyellow
•    Clear empty bottle
•    Matches
•    Lukewarm water

Step 1: Pour a small amount of lukewarm water into your bottle. Shake and pour out the water when you’re done.
Step 2: Light a match and quickly drop it in the bottle. Shake it until the match burns out; notice that the smoke from the match will fill up the bottle.
Step 3: Using both hands, squeeze the center of your nuvem bottle as hard as you can. After several squeezes, you’ll see that a small fog will form as you release your hands. Place the bottle near a dark background to better see your very own nuvem in a bottle!

Source: K-Zone Philippines
posted by adaug
Okay Another QUESTION!:
Q:Where was "Fig Newtons"invented?
A:Good QUESTION,The ANSWER is :Fig Newtons were invented in a town in Massachusetts!


Remember to comment your pergunta and I will answer ASAP!Okay?Okay!
Now a aleatório moment!:
posted by madscientist117
Memory of a Soul

I was a boy who once had a great life. The reason why I said “used to be” is because I died, and somehow, I was reborn and regained my memory. My name used to be Francis Adams. I once had two good parents, two 1-month old twin siblings named George and Georgia, and a girlfriend named Christian Anderson. I got straight A’s every school year.    
When I was 12 years old and in 7th grade, my dad and I were walking início from school and then one of my dad’s workers stopped us. My dad, who owned an electronic company with many employees, forgot to pay...
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posted by jeniffer2200
For years now..we never knew who's better! we always see VS between 2 things! but,until now we don't know who's better!

1-MAC vs PC guys this is silly! didn't they notice that mac are 'personal computers" too?? my opinion about this situation is that both are awesome! But! since i was a windows user i prefer windows because it's less expensive and it does it's work! i've tried to buy a mac was pretty expensive it's like one million dollars or something! maybe macs are pretty! but..they're too expensive to buy!

2-Nokia vs Samsung

Seriously? i was a nokia user since about 4 years...
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posted by dylin1
Time for some fun... lol twss

1. Are you single?

2. Are you happy about that?

3. Are you bored?

4. Are you sad?

5. Are you Italian?

6. Are you pregnant?

8. Are you cool?
The coolest person you'll ever meet!!!

9. Are you Irish?

10. Are your parents still married?

1. Full Name:
Madylin Sage Duce

2. What are your nicknames?
"that girl who ______" fill in the blank.

3. Birth place:
Whitehorse, Yukon, Canada

4. Hair color:
Light Brown.

5. Hair style:

7. Birthday:
august 8, 97

8. Mood:

9. favorito color:
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posted by holly-cow-noooo
Age of six
He loved her so
And everyday
He'd let her know

"I amor you Grace"
He'd say each day
She'd just laugh
And run away

Till one day
She turned around
And sat with him
On the playground

"I'm sorry Chris
I don't amor you
You'll find someone else
Who loves you too"

Highschool came
They met again
They laughed about
The things back then

They began to date
And fell in love
He got the girl
That he'd dreamed of

But when college came
Everything changed
They were far apart
With lives rearranged

"We'll be fine Grace"
But she had doubt
She turned and said
"It won't work out"

"I'm sorry Chris
I can't amor you
You'll find someone else...
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posted by Sandfire_Paiger
Today I had a really bad day, so Im just putting it in an artigo because it didn't fit on the wall.

:p dia was kinda bad. I was playing flag football. I tryed to grab one of a boys flags. He had a weird rope thing on his pants, and it skinned my finger pretty good.
Then my sister, who I TOLD that I had band today, that I had a huge saxaphone to carry on the bus, STILL brought her clarinete for me to bring início on the bus for her.
And I had a project that was due today, and I hadn't even star...ted yet, so I had to color all of my 11:45-12:30 study hall, still didn't finish, finished coloring right as the 3:18 sino rang during homeroom (I had band, so I couldn't do it during 2:00-3:00 study hall). My cousin was nice enough to take my bag, saxaphone, and my sisters clarinete out to the bus pickup/dropoff place while I literally sprinted to get my project to Mrs. Beauchene so I didn't get a 0 on my project.

Lovely day, wasn't it?
posted by Animeanimal
por animeanimal

Why do you mock me,
With you white pure intentions
That i could never hope to understand?
I lie to the skies,
While you are born from that very same horizon.
I taint you so; therefore, i hate the sight of you.
The snow brings only pain, misery, and sorrow
To those who lie to the sky.
You are cold and amargo, amarga and so am i,
So why would people amor you, while turning me away?
This is why i hate the snow.

Just something I randomly wrote down yesterday and had NO idea why XD It just came to me REALLY fast so i jotted it down! Hope you liked it ^^

amor and the dance called life...
por animeanimal...
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posted by someone_save_me
I posted this like yesterday on my own club but got bored and decided to post it here as well. It's all written por me only :D

There once was a green dinosaur named Bernard. He always wore a topo, início hat and had a really big bushy brown beard like Hagrid's. One dia Bernard was just licking the window on his floor when all the sudden a stoned bulldog popped out Bernard's cabinet eating Spaghetti. Bernard then jumped into his fogo place and started to climb up his chimney. But instead of being on the roof, he was in a place that just looked like a clear blue sky and puffy white clouds, north east south...
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posted by E-Scope90
Speculate to break the one you hate
Circulate the lie you confiscate
Assassinate and mutilate
As the hounding media in hysteria
Who’s the seguinte for you to resurrect
JFK exposed the CIA
Truth be told the grassy knoll
As the blackmail story in all your glory
It’s slander
You say it’s not a sword
But with your pen you torture men
You’d crucify the Lord
And you don’t have to read it, read it
And you don’t have to eat it, eat it
To buy it is to feed it, feed it
So why do we keep foolin’ ourselves

Just because you read it in a magazine
Or see it on the TV screen
Don’t make it factual
Though everybody...
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posted by -Wednesday-
u wudnt know if there was pão on yer head now wud u if u ask why u wudnt know if there is pão on yer head its cuz it is floating above yer head and u cant see it if the pão is on yer head which u wudnt know at less i told u and if u wud like to get it off dont try to get it off and or eat the pão that is on yer head cuz if u do u will die and to get the pão off of yer head u must go to the bottom of a pool and ask the master of crayons to remove the pão that is on yer head so u can on living without pão on yer head.....if u servived under water that long which i rly doubt u did so wen u die the pão that was once above yer head with haunt yer grave and float above yer grave like the magic floating pão it is so if i tell u that there is pão on yer head i suggest not to do anything cuz it ont even bother u at less u try to remove it yerself only the master of crayons can so just dont do anything and go on living life with a loaf of pão on yer head
posted by smileypop9
These artigos are gonna be the thoughts on life and stuff, and this is part two.
I did this because I was bored, and because I wanna get my thoughts out.

Rap in one word? Crap.
That's my opinion, so don't bash me.
Anyway, I hate that stupid drivel. Yeah ok, sorry kids, that I sound like your mother. But I really think that people who listen to rap could seriously use an update to their tunes.
Why would you wanna listen to música from people who wear their pants down to their knees, objectify women, and swear 24/7?
There's much better música available.
People who listen to rap are kinda...
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cabine for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Five: Naomi

    I’m Naomi Ann Queues. I live(d) with my parents, Ashlee and Terence and my two older siblings, Katy and Sebastian. I have a wonderful (I amor him to DEATH) boyfriend named Tyler who was probably smarter than my best friend, Tori in math last ano (sorry, Tori!) Anyways, I had to stay after graduation for a bunch of fotografias with Tori and stuff. Throughout our time at our little school, Saint Peters, my best friend and I had won a lot of awards. So whenever we were asked personally por Mr. Brunner, our school principal,...
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cabine for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Four: Minnie
    Hi, I’m Minnie Ellen James Buchanan. I live with my boyfriend Sam’s parents, Ashley and Kurt. My parents (R.I.P), Nancy and Chris died 6 months atrás in a horrible car accident. My little siblings, Marilyn and Jassen were sent to our godparents, Ian and Lea. I was old enough, that I wanted to be with my boyfriend. They welcomed me in with wide arms, but every time I have a school thing our something, they insist I talk to Ian and Lea about it, because they are just “the housing parents”. I treat them like my parents...
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The Loss
By: moolah
Chapter Two: Telling Mom…& Dad
     Becca’s eyes filled with tears as the officers told her. They left, leaving regards and told her they would be sure to get find the guy who killed Collin. Manny was standing in the living room now, with a lorota, fudge pop tart. Becca didn’t know how she was going to tell her little sister how the brother she loved, the most was gone forever now. She sat her sister down beside her on the red leather sofá and took her tiny hands in hers. “Ok, Manny, Collin…Collin, Collin was shot.” She said....
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posted by invadercalliope


Sweet little bumble bee I know what you want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble bee mais than just a fantasy
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da

My coração skips a beat
When you walk in the room
I go boom boom boom
You go zoom zoom zoom
You're my playboy, playtoy
Love and my friend
I wanna be with you until the end

I give my coração and my soul to you
To make you see its true
Im so confused, baby, cant you see
Please come rescue me

Sweet little bumble bee I know what you want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble...
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posted by invadercalliope
Hello everyone!
It's time to have talk time with Invader Calliope!
Ok so my fave band is trapnest!
My fave singer is gir!
I amor arroz balls!
I am a great cook!
I am on the track team!
I amor video games!
I amor to watch Invader Zim!
I am InvaderCalliope!
I amor ddr!
Now with talk time we are going to talk about kitties!
I have one!
There so soft!
I also have a pet ferret!
I amor my furão so much!
Now with talk time we are going to talk about the power puff girls!
I amor them so much!
I have a key chain with all three of them!
Now let's end todays talk time with InvaderCalliope!
The End!