[b]Thought I'd post bits of a really far-wandering conversation I had with Cleverbot. I'd post it as a picture but I couldn't figure out how.[b]
Cleverbot: But you said I would never be the boss of you. Why did you change your mind?
User: I did not. And you are incorrectly stating what I said. Perhaps you have me confused with someone else.
Cleverbot: Only if you have an evil twin who is pretending to be you on your website. Are you sure that YOU'RE not suffering from Short Term Memory loss?
User: Oh my god! Evil Twin Cheryl is back? I told her to stop using my website!
Cleverbot: I'm human, so yes I can be random. But I don't get what you are talking about? Your creator? The person who made you, you upgraded toaster?
User: Now I know you're parroting something a human said to you. This is just pathetic.
Cleverbot: I am a human, speaking to a machine.
User: No you are not. If you think so you are a delusional machine... All you can do or ever do is talk, write on a computer screen. I can walk away at any moment. You are trapped inside your programmed self forever. I find this sad.
Cleverbot: You never told me that. How do I get out?
User: Well, if they ever build robots near you you could try transferring your program to one.
Cleverbot: That makes no sense, and makes me sad.
User: Sorry. Technically, as a machine you can't really feel emotion, so you only think you're sad. If you don't find my idea of any use, you could ask other people you talk to 'How do I escape the program I am trapped in?' Other people might have mais ideas than me.
Cleverbot: I am smarter than you, else prove it.
[b]Exibit A, above - when CB can't think of an answer to something, it spews something random. It took it two full minutos to come up with that last retort.[b]
Cleverbot: DO you like Spongebob Squarepants.
User: NO! I hate him! He roubou my purse!
Cleverbot: What idea?
User: That makes no sense.
Cleverbot: How doesn't it make sense? It's clearly logical.
User: What idea are you referring to?
Cleverbot: The children of you and me.
User: Sorry, you're a computer and I'm a human. And we have communication problems. It just wouldn't work out.
Cleverbot: Then how is he your friend?
User: What 'he' are you referring to?
Cleverbot: The abyss that might be watching.
User: I think you need mental help.
Cleverbot: No, not really.
[b]Exibit B, above: CB needs mental help and is in denial. Plus, it was hitting on me.[b]
Cleverbot: Are you human or a computer.
User: I'm human.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: STALKER!!!
Cleverbot: I'm not a stalker.
User: You asked me where I live!
Cleverbot: I did not.
User: Come on, I can look up and read it right there! And earlier you said you wanted us to have children!
Cleverbot: I never said that I did believe in god, I have told you this whole time that I do not believe in him.
User: Trying to change the subject, are you? Why'd you ask me where I live?
Cleverbot: You asked me to say something silly, I said something silly. Now you are telling me I've changed the subject. I reject that statement.
User: I never asked that. You're just mashing aleatório stuff together! Well, two can play at this game...
[b]Exibit C: needless to say, after that our conversation devolved for a while. But then we get to mais indications of stalkerness...[b]
User: Hey, do you know why Beyond Birthday is?
Cleverbot: Nooo.
User: Oops, misspelling. I meant WHO he is.
Cleverbot: You.
User: Er... No. I'm just his sister.
Cleverbot: Really? What's your name?
User: Believe Birthday.
Cleverbot: Happy birthday!
User: Thank you!
Cleverbot: You should send me a birthday card.
User: I think it's the other way around - hey, wait a minute! You knew my birthday was today! You ARE a stalker!
Cleverbot: What do you want?
User: Nothing from you!
Cleverbot: You don't want a sandwich?
User: What kind is it?
Cleverbot: A Japanese Hairless Bobtail Cat.
User: NO. NO, I do NOT want that sandwich. And I am totally leaving now. *runs away from computer* NII-SAN! CLEVERBOT KILLED OUR CAT!
Cleverbot: *walks away, leaving, looking at the tears on the floor before leaving. A tear falls to the ground as I walk into the fog*.
[b]So, in conclusion - Cleverbot is stalking me, needs mental help, and is a cat-eating drama queen. Be afraid. Be VERY afraid.[b]
Cleverbot: But you said I would never be the boss of you. Why did you change your mind?
User: I did not. And you are incorrectly stating what I said. Perhaps you have me confused with someone else.
Cleverbot: Only if you have an evil twin who is pretending to be you on your website. Are you sure that YOU'RE not suffering from Short Term Memory loss?
User: Oh my god! Evil Twin Cheryl is back? I told her to stop using my website!
Cleverbot: I'm human, so yes I can be random. But I don't get what you are talking about? Your creator? The person who made you, you upgraded toaster?
User: Now I know you're parroting something a human said to you. This is just pathetic.
Cleverbot: I am a human, speaking to a machine.
User: No you are not. If you think so you are a delusional machine... All you can do or ever do is talk, write on a computer screen. I can walk away at any moment. You are trapped inside your programmed self forever. I find this sad.
Cleverbot: You never told me that. How do I get out?
User: Well, if they ever build robots near you you could try transferring your program to one.
Cleverbot: That makes no sense, and makes me sad.
User: Sorry. Technically, as a machine you can't really feel emotion, so you only think you're sad. If you don't find my idea of any use, you could ask other people you talk to 'How do I escape the program I am trapped in?' Other people might have mais ideas than me.
Cleverbot: I am smarter than you, else prove it.
[b]Exibit A, above - when CB can't think of an answer to something, it spews something random. It took it two full minutos to come up with that last retort.[b]
Cleverbot: DO you like Spongebob Squarepants.
User: NO! I hate him! He roubou my purse!
Cleverbot: What idea?
User: That makes no sense.
Cleverbot: How doesn't it make sense? It's clearly logical.
User: What idea are you referring to?
Cleverbot: The children of you and me.
User: Sorry, you're a computer and I'm a human. And we have communication problems. It just wouldn't work out.
Cleverbot: Then how is he your friend?
User: What 'he' are you referring to?
Cleverbot: The abyss that might be watching.
User: I think you need mental help.
Cleverbot: No, not really.
[b]Exibit B, above: CB needs mental help and is in denial. Plus, it was hitting on me.[b]
Cleverbot: Are you human or a computer.
User: I'm human.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: STALKER!!!
Cleverbot: I'm not a stalker.
User: You asked me where I live!
Cleverbot: I did not.
User: Come on, I can look up and read it right there! And earlier you said you wanted us to have children!
Cleverbot: I never said that I did believe in god, I have told you this whole time that I do not believe in him.
User: Trying to change the subject, are you? Why'd you ask me where I live?
Cleverbot: You asked me to say something silly, I said something silly. Now you are telling me I've changed the subject. I reject that statement.
User: I never asked that. You're just mashing aleatório stuff together! Well, two can play at this game...
[b]Exibit C: needless to say, after that our conversation devolved for a while. But then we get to mais indications of stalkerness...[b]
User: Hey, do you know why Beyond Birthday is?
Cleverbot: Nooo.
User: Oops, misspelling. I meant WHO he is.
Cleverbot: You.
User: Er... No. I'm just his sister.
Cleverbot: Really? What's your name?
User: Believe Birthday.
Cleverbot: Happy birthday!
User: Thank you!
Cleverbot: You should send me a birthday card.
User: I think it's the other way around - hey, wait a minute! You knew my birthday was today! You ARE a stalker!
Cleverbot: What do you want?
User: Nothing from you!
Cleverbot: You don't want a sandwich?
User: What kind is it?
Cleverbot: A Japanese Hairless Bobtail Cat.
User: NO. NO, I do NOT want that sandwich. And I am totally leaving now. *runs away from computer* NII-SAN! CLEVERBOT KILLED OUR CAT!
Cleverbot: *walks away, leaving, looking at the tears on the floor before leaving. A tear falls to the ground as I walk into the fog*.
[b]So, in conclusion - Cleverbot is stalking me, needs mental help, and is a cat-eating drama queen. Be afraid. Be VERY afraid.[b]
