3nala said:
"Yo whazzup mah homiehs?"
{screams something incoherent about peanut butter}
"I like waffles with peanut butter."
{is bored}
{screams something incoherent about dynamite and bananas}
"Oh well..."
{screams something completely incoherent}
"Ooh look at teh pretty birdses..."
{starts humming to the tune of 'U Can't Touch This'}
{Stares down a digital picture of GIR, then screams something incoherent about tacos}
"How did pig tracks get on the ceiling?"
{sings 'Spider-Pig'}
{Screams something incoherent about exploding squirrels}
"I told the man I was innocent, but the gun in my belt said otherwise."
{Bangs head on computer, Screams something incoherent about the hardness and durability of the screen on her Mac}
"I think I rock, and this snail thinks he would like a rock."
{Screams something incoherent about the pointless reason we have pencils when we have keyboards.}
"Goodbye Cruel World, I'm visiting Small Dark Corner."
{Bangs head on keyboard, result on banging head on keyboard:njmsdjkhlddddddddddddddddfhhhhhhhhksssss}
"Can I have your pineapple?"
"Over my dead body."
{Screams something incoherent about why apples are red if they don't have blood.}
"If bananas could talk what would they say?"
"Please don't eat me?"
{Growls at screen}
"If world domination's so EASY, why don't you try it?"
"Yo whazzup mah homiehs?"
{screams something incoherent about peanut butter}
"I like waffles with peanut butter."
{is bored}
{screams something incoherent about dynamite and bananas}
"Oh well..."
{screams something completely incoherent}
"Ooh look at teh pretty birdses..."
{starts humming to the tune of 'U Can't Touch This'}
{Stares down a digital picture of GIR, then screams something incoherent about tacos}
"How did pig tracks get on the ceiling?"
{sings 'Spider-Pig'}
{Screams something incoherent about exploding squirrels}
"I told the man I was innocent, but the gun in my belt said otherwise."
{Bangs head on computer, Screams something incoherent about the hardness and durability of the screen on her Mac}
"I think I rock, and this snail thinks he would like a rock."
{Screams something incoherent about the pointless reason we have pencils when we have keyboards.}
"Goodbye Cruel World, I'm visiting Small Dark Corner."
{Bangs head on keyboard, result on banging head on keyboard:njmsdjkhlddddddddddddddddfhhhhhhhhksssss}
"Can I have your pineapple?"
"Over my dead body."
{Screams something incoherent about why apples are red if they don't have blood.}
"If bananas could talk what would they say?"
"Please don't eat me?"
{Growls at screen}
"If world domination's so EASY, why don't you try it?"
The topo, início six reasons computers must be female:
6. As soon as you have one, a better one is just around the corner.
5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.
4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.
3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
2. The message "Bad Command or File Name" is about as informative as
"If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE:
As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.
6. As soon as you have one, a better one is just around the corner.
5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.
4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.
3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
2. The message "Bad Command or File Name" is about as informative as
"If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE:
As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.
1.everyone around you has an attitude problem
2.your adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet
3.the dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans
4.your husband/boyfriend is suddenly agreeing to everything you say
5.your using your cellphone to dial up every bumpersticker that says "hows my driving call 1-800-***-dating"
6.everyone head looks like an invitation to batting practice
7.you're convinced theres a god and he's male
8.you're counting down the days till menopause
9.you're sure everyone is scheming to dive you crazy
10.the ibuprofen bottle is empty and you just bought it yesterday
11.you just want to soco someone without a reason
12.if you start wondering if pms is excuse to get away with murder
13.if you were to busy thinking about ways to kill the last person who got on your nerves to realize I was only supposed to give you 10
a little starotype but funny
*i didn't write this,just so you know*
2.your adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet
3.the dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans
4.your husband/boyfriend is suddenly agreeing to everything you say
5.your using your cellphone to dial up every bumpersticker that says "hows my driving call 1-800-***-dating"
6.everyone head looks like an invitation to batting practice
7.you're convinced theres a god and he's male
8.you're counting down the days till menopause
9.you're sure everyone is scheming to dive you crazy
10.the ibuprofen bottle is empty and you just bought it yesterday
11.you just want to soco someone without a reason
12.if you start wondering if pms is excuse to get away with murder
13.if you were to busy thinking about ways to kill the last person who got on your nerves to realize I was only supposed to give you 10
a little starotype but funny
*i didn't write this,just so you know*
If you’re an animal lover, like me, this story might be to much to take. But I can’t believe people can be so cruel. But I believe that when someone abuses a poor defenseless animal, that someone should be given LIFE in prison without the possibility or parole.
A Mesa, Arizona man who killed a 6-week-old kitten after a pet pitão, python refused to eat it was given three years of supervised probation on Friday.
Jeremy Tuffly, 29, pleaded guilty May 11 in Maricopa County Superior Court to one count of cruelty to animals, a Class 6 felony, court records show.
The charge followed after Maricopa County Sheriff's Office deputies learned of a DVD showing Tuffly repeatedly throwing the kitten at the pitão, python in 2002 in an attempt to get the snake to attack it, according to MCSO.
When the pitão, python failed to eat the kitten, Tuffly kicked it across the yard, authorities previously said. The kitten then died.
A Mesa, Arizona man who killed a 6-week-old kitten after a pet pitão, python refused to eat it was given three years of supervised probation on Friday.
Jeremy Tuffly, 29, pleaded guilty May 11 in Maricopa County Superior Court to one count of cruelty to animals, a Class 6 felony, court records show.
The charge followed after Maricopa County Sheriff's Office deputies learned of a DVD showing Tuffly repeatedly throwing the kitten at the pitão, python in 2002 in an attempt to get the snake to attack it, according to MCSO.
When the pitão, python failed to eat the kitten, Tuffly kicked it across the yard, authorities previously said. The kitten then died.
1- be always self confident , have some self a steam .
2- be always c00l.
3- turn off ur cellphone during the date...always.
4-be always happy, happy with everything..with ur life.
5- if u really want him as ur bf or date.....try to be cool ,use the words like: yeah totally,or however....try to be little care less about him... ...lol
6- dont be bushy....stay calm and dont complain alot ....jst a little but not alot....
i cant remember anymore so......ill see u the seguinte time.....thank u all for leitura this..and plz comment ,have all a gr8 day..peace ^_^
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