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Once upon a time There was a girl named Abby. She loved to talk. Her teachers eventually stopped calling on her.

One day, she talked during a fogo while a kid in her class was telling her teacher where the 17 other children were.
The teacher couldn't here her, and the procurar for the children lasted twelve hours. During that time, a gang roubou five computers, three cars, seventeen dogs, and blackmailed the mayor into giving them seven grand.

Abby was expelled from the school.
When she told her parents, they imediately looked for a school for her to go to.
But the only school that gave her acceptence was the class in the juvinille deliquent center.

So she was início schooled.

But she caused her parents so much trouble that in a week they lost their all hair and were standing on the thin line between sanity and the nut house.

So they duct-taped her mouth shut.

THE END
posted by MJangellover
Almost everyone now uses the internet.In Europe,the number of link letters is three times less than ten years atrás because,nowadays,we all use e-mail to communicate with each other.Although technology behind the computer is very hard,it is very easy to use the internet.In fact ,you don't have to know anything about computers to be able to use the internet .All you need is a computer and the World Wide Web;a system that stores information from computers all over the world.

There is nothing the internet doesn't have information about.You can find out about different books,films,sports or anything...
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posted by MJangellover
1-a phone conversation between Mr Wong and Mr Davis:
Mr Wong:Hello Mr Davis
Mr Davis :who is speaking?
Mr Wong :this is Jack Wong from barking , east england .
Mr Davis:oh, yes. thank you for ringing
Mr Wong : how is the hotel?
Mr Davis:Oh,it is fine.,can you tell me about the arrangements for tomorrow?
Mr Wong : yes ,sir .I'll pick you up at eight o'clock at your hotel
Then,I'll take you to the office to Meet Mr Michael.Is that OK,sir?
Mr Davis : Yes that's OK, but I need to check out the deal before taking me there ,Is That working?
Mr Wong :yes,sir. With a lot of pleasure
posted by shutyourface
so i said
yo
and he said
what
so i said
yo
and he said
what
so i said
yo
and he said
what
so i said
yo
and he said
what
so i said
yo
and he said
what do you want from me
and i said
a


ba




na
an
a


A banana


please write a quote because i worked so hard

and i amor this
and
i wish it could be a great seller

so




WRITE SOMETHING TODAY!



:)

:)
:)
:)
:)
:)
:)
:)
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:)
:)
:)
:)
:)
:)
:)
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:)





BANANA!
I



LOVE



banana




WE
LOVE
banana




but the banana died so i can't eat it so i chucked it away


so goodbye banana



how aleatório was that so rate it out of ten
PLEASE

i also write stuff on lady gaga


goodbye
posted by orangeturnip
when that angel sits on my shoulder
whispers into my coração
a peace , a harmony
a bliss feeling of out of control
the angel appears to you in form of desire
you float along with the force of ...
woooooooooooooooo
you jump about
cos you cant sit down
the power of jolly drunk without the drink
the power to make others happy
this angel with her good intensions
will make you fly
the angel will make you cry
the angel will make you feel how others feel
so you can empathise
and be ver wise in emotionial terms
theres an internal war
between the angel and the death
they fight feroususly
but they dont even relise
they have both already lost
"Well it was near the end of summer and I hanging with the gang (Dean the leader of the gang ,Spike segundo in command ,Spike's girl Vicky ,Rat (yes that his real name his parents are weird),Ian and Matthew (the twins ) and Jess my best friend since kindergarten .)So here we are do are normal thing Dean flirting with me ,the twins fighting as
always ,Jess talking nonstop about a movie no one seen or ever heard of .All the sudden Jess's girlfriend Kayla (she been trying to get in the gang but she annoying so she not ) runs up yelling her own brains out about something ."Honey
what wrong ?"asks...
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posted by orangeturnip
i would like to express how i feel about one of this worlds most beutiful creations.


things i like about eyes
i like the colours
i like eyes from all animials
i like when you can catch someone out when there lie'in

i like the fact you can see out of them
but i also like that you can see into them

when you look at eyes , your looking through the portal to someones soul

you can see how someone truely feels , even if they dont know it themselves

if someone is is happy ,sad or angry or a mixture of a multitude of expressions even the mais complex ones like amor and lust

without my eyes my world would...
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posted by lexie2635
This one is longer

Alice's POV

I grabbed my lunch and sat down with my best friends Bree, Alexyss and Jackie.

“So who was your pen pal?.” Bree asked.

“Some kid named Charlie Patterson”

“Hmm Ali, he sounds hot” Alexyss said.

“Ohh yeah,imagine dating a guy with the same accent as Robert Pattinson” Jackie replied back.

“Guys you know I don’t have time for any boys, SO STOP TALKING ABOUT THEM!”I said as I got up and walked awayAfter what happen between me and Jake, I just couldn’t trust any guy anymore.

The last sino rung and it was time to leave.

“Catch you on fanpop”...
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