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posted by musicfanaticXD
I was leitura the Wal-Mart artigo and I was reminded of this eamil I got. Post your faves in the comments section!

THINGS 2 DO DURING AN EXAM XDDD

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read perguntas aloud, debate your respostas with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this pergunta on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.

7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

8. Be as vulgar as possible during the exam, make sure every sentence has every other word as a swear word or some sexual innuendo for example.

9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, mover to another seat, continue with the exam.

12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Fuck this!" and walk out triumphantly.

14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hora to go drink.)

15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.

18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.

20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right seguinte to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.

21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.

22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.

23. Take 6 packages of arroz cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 arroz cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.

24. Masturbate.

25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"

26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!

27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all perguntas and respostas completely blacked out.

28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.

30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.
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I'm not sure if anybody is reading, but if you are: HI!!! And I've read several other artigos much like this one.

On with the show!!! ...if anybody is reading...


THINGAMAJIGS:

1) I'm a pegasister/I like MLP.

2) I'm barely starting the new school ano and I feel like I'm failing my geometry/math class.

3) I am obsessed with an animê character, along with the animê itself, Mizore Shirayuki from Rosario Vampire. And I wannabe just like her ( hence the username ).

3) I want my punctuation and grammar just right. So if you see an error: tell me!!

4) I'm always the bullied kid.

5) I can't stand jazz and...
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posted by Elacool
"I don't know,guys,"Amy Allen said,studying the door in front of her."This looks way too much like homework to me.And school doesn't even start up for another week"

"I don't know why we let you tag along.Try and think positive.This is going to be great" Briana Ornette said." A trip to a museum will be a great adventure only if you just show a little enthusiasm".

" I think my enthusiasm just died,"Amy replied."A museum......"She made it sound like the sentence of doom.

"Don't be so negative Amy,if you don't like it,we can go somewhere else but only if the rest of the gang agrees with me" I said."Let's...
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Eve Dipalo walked into her school. Right when she walked in she felt out of place. She set her books inside her locker, and was about to walk off but noticed someone scooting toward her. "Um hi?" Eve said, confused, when the brunette girl came up to her. "I'm sorry if I creep you out or something, but for some reason, I felt... drawn to you." The girl said. "I-uh, don't know what to say." Both girls lunged progressivo, para a frente in pain. "OUCH!" They both screeched at the same time. Everybody turned to the two girls, now lying on the floor. The brunette tried getting up but collapsed back down. A teacher...
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posted by yours_forever
down in the workshop

all the elves were makin' toys

for the good gentile girls

and the good gentile boys

when the boss busted in

nearly scared 'em half to death

had a rifle in his hands and

cheap whiskey on his breath

from his beard to his boots

he was covered with ammo

like a big fat drunk disgruntled yuletide rambo

and he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye

"merry natal to all-

now you're all gonna die!"

the night santa went crazy

the night st.nick went insane

realized he'd been gettin a raw deal

something finally must have snapped in his brain

well,the workshop is gone now

he decided to bomb it...
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Shot through the coração and you're to blame
Darlin' you give amor a bad name

An angel's smile is what you sell
You promise me heaven then put me through hell
Chains of amor got a hold on me
When passion's a prison you can't break free

Whoa, you're a loaded gun, yeah
Whoa, there's nowhere to run
No one can save me
The damage is done

Shot through the coração and you're to blame
You give amor a bad name
(Bad name)
I play my part and you play your game
You give amor a bad name
(Bad name)
Hey, you give amor a bad name

Paint your smile on your lips
Blood red nails on your fingertips
A school boy's dream, you act so shy...
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I’m not alone
Even when we’re apart
I feel you in the air, yeah
I’m not afraid
I know what you’re thinking
I can hear you everywhere
Some people say it’ll never happen
And we’re just wasting time
But good things come when u least expect them
So I don’t really mind
We’ll be together
Come whatever
I’m not just staring at the stars
Just remember
That no one else can tell us who we are
We’ll be together
So don’t ever stop listening to your heart
‘Cause I can’t turn mine off, whoa, whoa… oh
I can’t pretend
This is a rehearsal for the real thing
Because it’s not, and
I know we’re young...
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My grandma told my dad to never let me go out because I've got everything inside of the house, then my dad disagreed, he said that children should be free to play with their friends... And once again they had a fight...I stopped both of them, I told them that they were atuação like animais just because of me and I said that i'm gonna make a deal that I wouldn't go out of the house without a companion.... So they both agreed.
6 years later...
I am now a 14 ano old girl and my grandma kinda changed a little but at least there were no mais fights and shouting because they both ignored each other... So until now, our house remains peaceful...For now. We might not know If i would make a part 3 XD. Thank you for those who took their time leitura my story. Goodbye and I hope that you could add me so we could chat... Cya! ;)
If you like tekken and Naruto, you may have noticed Hidan looks a little bit like Steve Fox. I noticed this as well. I always thought there was some type of copyright infringment going on, for Steve came out at least 6 years prior to Hidan apearing in Naruto. I have proof that Hidan is a reverse color and personality Steve. First, look at these images. One of them is a reverse color Hidan, and the other is one of Steve reversed. Even though Steve's eyes aren't violet, his hair is slightly gray. If you look at Hidan's picture, it looks just like Steve. you tell me: do you think this should be looked over?
posted by akatsuki_lover9
 flippy burying firestar
flippy burying firestar
it's been one sunrise since I killed tigerstar. I can still feel his blood between my claws. I wonder if the rest of the clan gatos are thinking about my warning. I hope they are. If they aren't then let them be fools. That will just make it even mais fun to decide their fate. “how did I do scourge?” flippy's voice brings my attention back to the present. “you scared the fleas off their mangy pelts.” scourge replied. “with you here they'll have to give us the forest.”
days passed by. Nothing exiting happened. Then it was the dia the clan gatos had to make their decision. Excitement...
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1.FLIPPY:the most awesome character that ever lived in the history of anything. i would give anything for him to be real.(even though everyone would be dead)

2.DOVEWING:misunderstood cat with powers that help shape her clan's future every day.

3.SPOTTEDLEAF:loyal, sweet, gentle medicine cat who will always be remembered even after she's long gone.

4.SCOURGE:amazing leader who can kill another of his kind with the flick of a paw. hardly shows any emotion other than anger. holds grudges easily and takes his revenge better than the grudge herself.

5.SILVERSTREAM:kind riverclan she cat. her death was...
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1. Throw pipoca in the air and yell, “It’s snowing!”
2. Go, “Oooooh…” whenever anyone kisses.
3. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
4. During the previews, yell, “Can you fast-forward it?”
5. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, “Watch out!”
6. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
7. Tell the man selling pipoca that the bathroom is flooding.
8. Yell out what is going to happen.
9. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get pipoca yell, “I’m Batman! Hahaha!” and run away.
10. Say that they cannot sit seguinte to you because you invisible friend...
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When we got in.The sky was getting darker."Uh...What's happening?"Alicia asked Maybelle."Ariana's trying harder to get the stone."Maybelle answered.A scream came from far away.Maybelle took us to the hut.And we heard Ariana and her Team."I wont sleep...eat...or BLINK...until I get the stone!"Ariana shouted."Okay guys...I know where to go!"Maybelle said.Ariana was standing behind her."Do you?"She asked."Give me the stone,Idiot."Ariana demanded."I stabbed you once.I'll sure as heck do it again."I reminded her."Oh will you?You Hick!The little Hillbilly gonna stab me!"Ariana teased."You say that...
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Sam was in her room listening to her "Victorious"CD.
"And one day!I'll have you begging on your knees for me!Ya one day!I'll have you crawling like a centipede."Sam Sung."KEEP IT DOWN!!!"Aaron yelled.
"So oh mister player,do you feel like the man now?And I bet your nervous,'cause this song makes you freak out."Sam whispered."SAM!YOUR FRIEND CHLOE IS HERE!"Mom yelled."Coming!!"Sam ran to the door.
"Hey Chloe whats" "Shut up,shut up for just a minute!Look at this!"Chloe interrupted."Hello to you too?"Sam said."Go to your room!My mom showed me the natal gifts they'll have at school!"Chloe told...
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