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Date: December 2017. A new trailer for Spider-Man is announced, a film known as Into the Spiderverse. The trailer looks insane and I’m already hyped. I can’t wait to see Peter Parker in his first theatrical animated feature…. Oh, it’s Miles Morales, the guy who was in a lot of really, really bad comic books… O-Oh, okay. Well, from what I see, Sony is making it. What other animated features did they make this year……… You all know what. So yeah, Sony, Miles, my confidence in Hollywood at its lowest point possible… Yeah, I see nothing but good. But wait… Phil Lord and Chris Miller, who worked on The Lego Movie and Clone High, the greatest gift to mankind, worked on Spiderverse… Well… Okay, but can that save this movie- Yes!



So after the disasterpiece that was The Emoji Movie which no one liked, Sony Pictures was given the rights to an animated Spider-Man film. Needless to say, I had a sudden sense of dread rush over me since the reveal trailer. But boy, was I wrong. This movie isn’t just good. It’s a borderline masterpiece. There’s a reason why this film defeated disney and won the Oscar for best animated film. Spiderverse follows Miles, a young black boy who just wants to be himself and make a choice in life. And then he gets Spider-Man powers and then a dimensional warp sends other Spider-Men to his world so now they gotta fix this big o espaço and time boo boo. So let us describe all those reasons, right now. And please urso with me, it’s 4 AM on a Monday and I want to gush about this film and then go to bed. Oh, and also, there will be tons of spoilers, so…
SPOILERS FOR SPIDERVERSE! PLEASE WATCH THIS MOVIE AND GIVE IT YOUR MONEY INSTEAD OF AQUAMAN, THOUGH BOTH MAY NOT BE IN THEATERS por THE TIME THIS artigo COMES OUT

I: Sight and Sound

So I don’t get to read many comic books. I was always mais of the type who read those visual novellas or those rumored mangos from the country of gaio, jay Pan. But I always had a desire to read Spider-Man comics. Ever since the great old days of Spider-Man 2, I was always fascinated with getting as much Spider-Man content I could. I wasn’t the biggest fan, but I still consider Spider-Man my favorito superhero. So that being said, the visuals of this movie are a sight to behold. You ever look hard at a comic and take notice of the little dots all over the pages. Well this movie has the same thing. You’ll barely notice it as you watch the movie, but when you do, it is never distracting. And it doesn’t look like an overlay either. Every object seems to have these little comic dots on them and it is just a charm. But that’s just the small things that could be missed. How about the real visuals. The little striking onomonopia when objects make a sound, the shift of animations between characters or worlds, or just the sheer insanity of the fights and backgrounds of this movie. So much is going on in this movie, but it never feels distracting. Signs in the background, little gags and references for fans, and a ton of action going on without making you sick. I can watch so many scenes in this movie a hundred times over and still feel like I am missing something. And there is so much effort in the sheer skeptical. Unlike Ready Player One, which had a massive fight that is just there to flash the filmes budget and was filled with nothing but reference after reference that didn’t matter and why am I still talking about this film… I’m sorry, I just.. Really hate Ready Player One… ahem… Anyway, the música in the movie is also a pleasure. I like rap music. Not crazy over it like others, but I like it when there is some flare in it. And I definitely can’t say I’ve listened to much modern rap música (Cause why would I?). But the música choice is the perfect choice for the urban setting of New York City. And for Miles, a young child of… color, the música fits perfectly. And since I brought up Miles himself, let’s talk about him.

II: How Spiderverse Made Miles Great



Yes, I am sure there are plenty of click bait vídeos on youtube that tells this, but forget that. Cause I am a nobody on the internet, so let me talk about it as well. So Miles did not really have much in the comics aside being a Black Spider-Man. And he was kinda there in the PS4 game. I amor the video game a lot, but come on, aside from that one segment with Rhino, his sequences were just the Mary Jane parts… the worst parts. But Miles, in this movie, feels like a real kid. Just a young and impressionable child who just lives his life in a new school under a parent who wants him to achieve things that Miles doesn’t feel right for. That is until he gets thrust into this whole superhero nonsense. And suddenly, he is just scared and worried about screwing up. He’s got a lot on his shoulders to not upset his father, and now he’s got this added on being the new Spider-Man and being a hero that the city needs, but he doesn’t feel like he deserves it… But we’ll get to that later. Instead, let’s talk about Gwen Stacy.

II.5: How Spiderverse Made Gwen Great

Miles wasn’t the only one who got their image improved thanks to this movie. Think about Gwen Stacy in the other Spider-Man movies. In Spider-Man 3, she was just a girl Peter used to piss off Mary Jane cause he’s a dick. And in Amazing Spider-Man



Yeah, that. But in Spiderverse, she actually contributes. And she’s amazing in this movie. Coming from a different reality and being a Spider-Woman, she has her own struggles and responsibilities. She is also a superhero, and she seems to be mais than capable of proving that. However, she has closed herself off from allowing anyone to get close to her. She’s scared of getting close to someone only to lose them because that’s just what comic book villains love. Read any comic book and you’ll see villains amor to use a heroes’ loved one to get to them and defeat them. And there’s a 60% chance that the heroes’ loved one makes it out alive. Gwen was the unlucky 40%. Her conversations with Miles throughout are quiet and short and, at most, awkward. And of course they would be, given her past. But soon, she opens up, she starts to open up, and that ending is just the cereja on topo, início and was a real coração warming moment for that character development… Also her world has Clone College, the sequel to Clone High, so clearly she lives in the superior world. Fuck Kingpin’s plan, I wanna cruz dimensions just so I can watch Clone College!
So, all the characters got fixed and the movie is really nice visually and the música is bumpin’. I give Spiderverse a better than Godhand outta 10. Thanks for reading.










You didn’t think we were done, did you? We’re just getting started. There’s mais characters in this film, and we got ourselves quite a collection

III: The Character Gumbo

So the whole movie has a bunch of characters that are really great. Miles’ uncle Aaron has a great connection with Miles and ends in suspenseful tragedy that is a great contrast to Miles feeling further and further from his dad every day. Aunt May is just a ton of comedy gold in this film for being probably the worst character in Spider-Man 2 and the saddest part of Spider-Man on PS4



But the true characters in this movie that really matter are the grace and the glory, the highlight of this entire movie. Stan Lee being a crooked salesman in his greatest cameo since Amazing Spider-Man 2- Okay, seriously. The real characters, the other Spider-Men. Who is the best character in this movie, in my opinion? Perhaps it is Spider-Man Noir, for being such a great homage to old noir films, being a classic favorito of mine, and voiced por living meme Nicholas Cage. Perhaps it’s Peter leitão, porco, porca gorda for his great cartoon antics and even having his own moments for being a cartoon character. Or maybe it’s Peni Parker because I am human trash



But no, the greatest character in this film, in my eyes, is Peter B. Parker. Peter Parker, in this world, is a hero who had everything. A wife, admiration, fãs everywhere, the perfect lover, the whole thing. But Peter B. Parker, despite being a hero, didn’t really feel anything. Yeah, he was a Spider-Man, just as good, perhaps. Definitely a skilled Spider-Man, but he’s not happy. Unlike the Peter Parker that Miles saw, Peter B. Parker is a cynical, sad, pathetic, miserable, and chubby man who just sits at início getting fatter, regrets divorcing his wife, and sees himself as terrible parent material. So when we meet Peter B. Parker, we don’t see a Spider-Man. We just see a walking loser who has accepted the fact that he himself is a loser and the only reason he is here is due to bad circumstances. But throughout the entire film, he goes through almost as great a change as Miles. Almost, of course. He sees himself as a mentor to Miles, then later a friend, even planning to sacrifice his life to get everyone back to their own dimensions, having accepted that he has no life going back to. But Miles knows better than that and refuses to let anyone else die. Miles saw two people die, one a heroic icon, a symbol of hope for the city, and the other was family. And Miles would never let another friend die. This is getting too sappy for the middle of the article. Let’s bring it back, uh, what else do we got… Perfect, jokes and references

IV: Jokes and References



Spiderverse is probably the funniest Spider-Man movie out there…









Okay, the funniest Spider-Man movie intentionally. Ranging from visual gags to dialogue between the characters to even simple slapstick, this film has everything. Rarely do I find myself laughing out loud at a film aside from say shrek 2 or god’s gift to man, Clerks (May do a NikPiks on that some time), but Spiderverse was a movie that definitely made me lol many times…. Made me play League of Legends- okay, i’m not funny. The movie is also full of plenty of great gags and references for Spider-Man fans. Unlike… that other movie, this film doesn’t throw references out and expect that to do. These references aren’t thrown in your face, and are funny on their own, but are great for fãs who are familiar. Like the dancing scene from Spider-Man 3 or that god awful Spider-Man car being a side gag. Okay, the 60’s Spider-Man pointing meme was totally made for a reference, but the sheer insanity as well as the atuação and shouting made it funny on it’s own, so I can forgive it. Spiderverse is possibly the funniest Spider-Man movie out there, which is crazy cause it’s also the most depressing- Oh, goddammit.

V: The Death of Spider-Man

Of all the scenes that shocked me the most, this was the one that really surprised me. The death of Spider-Man, within the first thirty minutos of the film. Spider-Man, beaten and broken, lying on the ground with nothing but the hope that Miles will do the job he requested and do it right, before Kingpin comes and snuffs out his life in an instant right before Miles’ eyes. If I was watching this movie, as a child, being a big fã of Spider-Man, I would’ve cried in the theater right there. This movie does not try to sugarcoat the scene with a dying last word or a bunch of sad music. The música is somber and soft, not some loud dramatic violin that you can’t hear anything else and it drowns out literally everything else. It’s just a shot of the city and it’s residences, as they come to the realization that their hero has died. It’s a scene that was really shocking to see, not even being an hora in. And Miles, already scared of picking up Spider-Man’s task, is now stricken with a sudden feeling of dread, sadness, and no geral, global fear for his life, has to handle this all at once, and keep it to himself. Who can he tell? His uncles is not there, and he certainly can’t tell his parents. He’s just a single child with this whole thing thrown into his lap without a choice. And that is the word that comes back again… Choice

VI: Choice

Since the start of the movie, Miles has felt he had no choice in what he could do. He arrives at a new school, under his father’s wishes, already told from the start that he doesn’t have a choice. He is going to this grand school whether he wants to or not. And once again, he has no say, once he is bitten por the aranha and given the powers of one. Already, he feels his powers. He thinks loudly, sweats a lot, and can’t control what he grabs, even turning invisible and conducting electricity at aleatório without his control. And just when he sees Spider-Man killed and has a chip handed to him, he gets involved with this team of Spider-Men from different dimensions, all better than him, all mais trained than him. And he knows that. When he thinks he is ready to go, they decide for him that he is just not ready. Even Peter B. Parker, who saw potential, tells him that the choice to leave Miles out of the final mission was his choice. And there, left to think about what to do, Miles finally comes to his own choice for once. As Mary Jane said at the start, Peter didn’t ask for his powers, but he chose to be Spider-Man. And that is what Miles chose, to be the hero that the city and the dimension needed. He took that responsibility, and it was his choice alone. And in the words of a wise old man that you have no doubt heard a million times before, “with great power…”

VII: ...Comes Great Responsibility



Once Miles takes up the mantle of the new Spider-Man, he takes all that he gets from it. The struggles, the beatings, the danger, he takes it all, just so he can keep the city safe. Miles goes through a change that the comics wishes he could go through. We see him change from an inexperienced and scared child thrown into the craziest situation without any help of consulting and become a hero who made the decision to become a hero por his own means. He didn’t want to be a hero because it just happened. And like a wise otaku with a lightsaber, Miles became a hero por his own standards. And the acknowledgement of that from his fellow Spider-Men, really made that a nice touch. In the words of Stan Lee, anyone could be Spider-Man under the mask. Anyone has the potential to be a hero. You just have to make that decision for yourself if you want to be the hero. It was the message that Stan Lee had from the beginning with Spider-Man, and I think this movie perfected that.

Okay, I’ve been working and editing this video for the past four hours straight and I wanna get to bed, so fuck it. Lightning round

!LIGHTING ROUND!

Wasn’t the different dimensions amazing!? Each one has their own different style, and in a subtle manner, Peter B. Parker’s looks almost similar, just with slightly blurry backgrounds which can be missed on first viewing. The dialogue in this film is great too. No one talks like they are an exposition dump in a fantasia game. They all talk like normal people and it feels genuine and I amor it. The design of Kingpin is also amazing. Seeing this hulking figure with his black suit could look stupid if done por anyone else but how he towers over other people, and how his body takes up half the screen and his suit making it look like a darkned background is a visual specticle. Speaking of visuals, all the amazing camera work and details, like the thoughts being in little comic bubbles, the work on the camera when Miles and Peter B. have a conversation walking up the wall, and way too much mais for me to list… sigh… This filmes just good, okay?

VIII: Conclusions

So yeah, there’s a reason the film got an Oscar. Not just because it is a great film, but it’s cause it was the best film that came out. Is it perfect, no. I doubt any movie can be perfect. But this movie has so many great moments around it that I can accept the movie for whatever flaws it may have. The visuals, music, theming, and just spectacle of it all. I feel like I’ve called this movie beautiful enough that I am starting to sound like a broken record, but that is really the best way to describe such a movie. And now, I am going to cama cause I am starting to black out. Goodnight. seguinte time on NikPiks, we may talk about something that pisses me off. Who knows.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards por an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of...
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What is good life? What is happiness? What is success? What is pleasure? How should I treat other people? How should I cope with unfortunate events? How can I get rid off unnecessary worry? How should I handle liberty?


1- Be a Responsible Human Being. Approach yourself with honesty and thoroughness; maintain a kind of spiritual hygiene; stop the blame-shifting for your errors and shortcomings.

2-Worry only about the things that are in your control, the things that can be influenced and changed por your actions, not about the things that are beyond your capacity to direct or alter.

3-Experience...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards por an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of...
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posted by BJsRealm
This world definitely need a single global currency.I hope BTC would become a global currency in the near future.So far,BTC is just a cryptocurrency used only on .onion sites yet someday it just might become the new official global/UN electronic currency.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards por an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of...
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#5: BRIAN JEREMY:
He has a pretty childish way of agreeing on everything Billy says and does, and once imitated Johnny in a pretty immature way. He's willing to lie, kiss ass, and stab people in the back if it means saving his own skin. And even if you spare him, he later tries to kill you anyway..


#4: JASON MICHAELS:
Yes Jason, keep fucking a Russian Mobster's daughter, and stealing man's expensive vodka. Clearly nothing bad is gonna come from that. Especially when your fully aware of how angry it's making him..


#3: ASHLEY BUTLER:
Her addiction means she'll sleep with anyone to get the seguinte fix,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

An Imperial landing craft was leaving Coruscant. However, no Imperials were inside. It was only two men from the Republic.

Republic Pilot: *Looking at the clear sky. No other ships are seen as they are out of Coruscant*
Colonel Turner: *Walks up, and sits seguinte to the pilot* Thirty five minutes. Can we make it?
Republic Pilot: We can make it. Will your friends make it?
Colonel Turner: Let's hope so.

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John made it back to the shed with Morris, Mary, and Cartwright where Heidi was waiting in the speeder bus.

Heidi: *Puts up a jammer, and turns it on*
John: *Starts the speeder bus,...
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posted by TheLefteris24
 Praise Kek!
Praise Kek!
Heed those words Mortals and set yourselves free!

There is no peace, there is PEPE
There is no fear, there is Shadilay(Peace be upon him).
There is no death, there is God Emperor.
There is no weakness, there is the MEMES.

I am the coração of darkness.
I know no fear.
But rather I instil it in my enemies.
I am the destroyer of worlds.
I know the power of the MEMES.
I am the fogo of hate.

All the universe bows before kek.
I pledge myself to kek.
For I have found true life In the death of SocJus.

Peace is a lie, there is only Kek.
Through passion, I gain salt.
Through Shadilay(Peace be upon him), I gain power.
Through power, I gain Lulz.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The MEMES shall set me free.

Preached por the Enlightened Prophet known as ''The Turbo Syncretist''. The truth has been spoken! Know
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It all started back in November of 2013 - I finally received a new cellphone, a Nokia Lumina 520, and along with it, I finally got my own Email account and password.
While it was nice having those, I didn't really use them, not even to make a facebook account. However, in natal of that year, while watching some YouTube videos, it suddenly dawned on me: I could use the Email and password to create my own google account and comment on YouTube videos. I liked leitura other people's comments (When they were not rude.) and I wanted to do it, myself.
After creating my google account, I immediately...
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My favorito singer/raper is Bars and Melody. They began singing/rapping July 2014. At that time I had no idea who they were till 2016. People don't like them, but i dont know why. Maybe cuz those people dont like rapping or listening to young kid bands. They rapper is Leondre who started rapping when he was 13. People say it was 14, but the Bars and Melody song was relased in July and Leondre's birthday is in October so he was accully 13 when he started. The singer is Charlie. Charlie was cantar when he was 15. His birthday is also in October. They are no longer 13 and 15. Leondre is now 16...
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 Episode 3 has arrived!
Episode 3 has arrived!
Welcome back again mates! In case you missed the first episode, here's a quick recap of what this artigo series is all about.

In the first episode, the debut of this show, I thought up five crazy and aleatório scenarios that I thought would make for entertainingly cringy headlines for Newspapers and/or YouTube videos, and asked you all for ideas in the comments section below! That's also how this show has been running since Episode 2, so if you like this series, then don't forget to fã and leave a comment below on what you guys and gals want me to create in the seguinte episode!

And with that being...
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Hi YouTube fans. There are several interesting shows on YouTube and several of aren't really well known. The following 5 channels are made por very nice and talented people. I highly recommend checking out these channels.

5. Doodletones

Doodletones is a member of the Commentary Community. She's a very talented commentator who knows how to be both informative and entertaining. She makes vídeos frequently so you don't have to worry about running out of vídeos to watch.

4. FutureGohanSSJ2

FutureGohanSSJ2 is a cartoon lover. He has plenty of vídeos where he talks about cartoon relater merchandise...
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Picture this. You're a newspaper boy in the 1880's and your headlines just don't seem to be selling as well as they used to. Therefore, your company decides to change things up and start lying just a LITTLE bit.

...Well, at least of your definition of lying a LITTLE bit is completely changing the título of your papers to something amusing and spreading misinformation just to rake in mais cash from the public. And mine is!

So today, people. We're going to go dive headfirst into the world of clickbait. But first and foremost, the most important pergunta of them all.

What exactly IS clickbait?

Basically...
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How do I become sarcastic?
"I'm the queen of sarcasm, you don't just suddenly become sarcastic, it takes practice"


My house is on fire, what do I do?
"You get off the fuckin computer and go outside!"


My brother hasn't had his period:
"Yeah. It takes longer for boys"


What's an appropriate site for a 13 ano old girl?
"Try Porn-Hub"


Can you get pregnant from watching porn?
"Only on wednesdays"


Every time I drink alcohol I feel sad.
"Your not drinking ENOUGH of of it!"


I was having sex with my sister and got a cramp in my leg.
"YOU HAD SEX WITH YOUR SISTER!?"


Why are bebês ugly at first?
"How about you...
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So I wrote this because I have no life and I would like to have one. And if you're like me, welcome. While I teach you what to do in your spare time (or all the time, if you, like me, have no life), I'll be teaching myself, too. So really, I'm killing two birds with one stone here. Yay.

TEN THINGS TO DO IF YOU HAVE NO LIFE

1. Get a life

It's exactly what it means.

2. Get another life

This doesn't make sense but if you have no life, you know it does.

3. Eat Ben and Jerry's

Because, why not?

4. Don't do your homework

Because if you do it, you'll have a life. And if you have a life, then you wouldn't...
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#1: TITANIC:
Jon: What sorrow, I feel for these characters.. Red haired lady.. Old ladies.. Currently DROWNING human.. And 101 don-..
One hundred and what!?.. One hundred and what now!?…. (camera zooms in on the dog) BONGO!? IS THAT YOU!?

#2: ARE YOU AFRIED OF THE DARK:
Man in movie: (two the little kids he locked in his house) Just answer this riddle. Than I'll let you go free.
Jon:TWO KIDS ARE GONNA DIE TONIGHT!!

#3: GOOSEBUMPS:
Jerry: Oh man, you and your dumb hobbies!
JonTron: Yeah, fuck you for being interested in things, you stupid bitch!

#4: TITANIC:
Jon: Wait, it's just a legend? It's just...
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posted by Canada24
#1:
Critic: So our story begins when they spot two children who, you guessed it, stopped caring.
Friend Bear: Hi. I'm Friend Bear, and this is Secret Bear. We're Care Bears. (both stand up and pose)
Jason: (in disgusted tone) What do you want?
Friend Bear: Only to be your friends.
NC (vo): Actually, I always wondered what counted as quote/unquote "Caring." I mean, if I'm ordering a pizza with a friend, is it like...
[Cuts to skit with two NCs talking to each other]
NC 1: Hey, what kind of toppings you want?
NC 2: Eh, I don't care. (In panicked tone) No, no, wait! I didn't mea- (sparkling effects sound...
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