aleatório Club
cadastrar-se
Fanpop
New Post
Explore Fanpop
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. You can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 12: Get Everything On The List

natal was just around the corner. The Nut House would be open on natal Day, but closed from the 26th, to the 31st. Many of the guests were telling each other what they had on their natal list, when Parker walked in with his.

Wayne & Miss Heart: *Looking at Parker as he walks in*
David: *Walks out of the kitchen, and sees Parker carrying his list* I think I came out of the cozinha at the wrong time.
Parker: Listen up everyone, *Holding his list, which contains hundreds of various items* This is my natal list! Now let's not forget what's important here, huh?

Everyone laughed at Parker, which made him angry.

Parker: Excuse me! I have given you a very important assignment! You will get me everything on my natal list, or I will personally call Santa, and tell him to put you on his Naughty List.
Miss. Heart: That's a good one Parker.
Wayne: That was a good one Miss. Heart.
Miss. Heart: Thank you darling.
Parker: Fine. You won't get me what I want, I'll get Santa to have you all on the Naughty List. Goodbye. *Walks out of The Nut House*
Mr. Nut: *Walks downstairs from his room* Good morning everyone. What did I miss?

Parker was infuriated that no one would give him what he wanted on his natal list. He quickly wrote a letter to the North Pole.

Parker: Dear Santa. Nobody at The Nut House will give me what I want on my natal List. As punishment for their treason, you are to put the following people on your naughty list. Kevin, Liam, David, Liz, Wayne, Miss. Heart...

25 minutos later

Parker:....and that concludes my business. Thank you, and Merry Christmas. Parker.

Meanwhile at The Nut House.

David: *Places comida on the mesa, tabela for Kevin, and Liam*
Liam: Thanks Dave.
Kevin: This looks delicious.
Parker: *Kicks the door into The Nut House* Guess what everyone.
Kevin: You put us on Santa's naughty list.
Parker: That's right. You should have given me what I wanted on my natal list. *Walks away*
Brown triangle: That's Santa's job. Why is he making us do that for him?
Kevin: You never met Parker before, have you?
Brown Triangle: I guess not.
Liam: He's mais or less a five ano old in the body of an adult.

On natal Eve, Parker watched the stars and moon in the sky.

Parker: natal certainly will be a good dia for me, but not the others. *Gets into his bed, and falls asleep*

On natal day, when Parker walked into The Nut House, he saw that everyone seemed very happy.

Parker: Hold on!!
Everyone: *Looking at Parker*
Parker: What's everyone so happy about?
Kevin: We have our natal presents.
Liam: Not with us of course, but we all got what we wanted.
Parker: Santa doesn't exist then.
Kevin: Oh yes he does. He's actually here with us.
Santa: *Walks over to Parker from the arcade*
Parker: What?
Santa: You don't have to rely on your friends to give you presents. That's all my job, along with the help of my elves of course.
Parker: Right. Your elves.
Santa: Now then, you come with me, and I'll show you your presents.
Parker: You will?
Santa: Yes. Follow me.

They walked over to Parker's car, and he saw all the presents he wanted inside.

Parker: My presents? But how did you--... oh right. The elves.
Santa: *Chuckles* Now you have a merry natal Parker, and a happy new year. My sleigh is up this mountain, and I must get there at once.
Parker: *Watching Santa go up a trail*

Ending Theme: link

Parker: Well. That was probably the best dia of my life.

End Credits

Mr. Nut: *Turns on the closed sign* Closing time.
Parker: Just one mais minute!
Mr. Nut: No Parker, it's time to go.
Kevin: *Helps Parker to the door* Come on Parker.
Parker: No!!!!
David: *Shakes his head no*
Mr. Nut: See you later fellas.
Kevin: *Jumps, and his name appears below him*
David: *Confused, he also jumps, but his name does not appear* Huh, weird. *His name falls on the ground seguinte to him* Oh cool. *Grabs his name, but it goes up very quickly, taking him along the way*
Liam: *Looks up at David* Where's he going? *His name appears from the bottom, and gets under Liam's feet, also taking him up to the sky* Whoa. Cool!!
Liz: *Looking up at Liam* Have fun not being able to breath. *Gets hit in the head por her name*
Wayne: *Looks at Liz, and laughs, but he gets hit from the front por his name*
Miss. Heart: Uh oh. *Also gets hit por her name*
Mack: Cool! *Gets hit por his name*
Parker: Everyone's either gone, or beaten up por floating names. I can go in. *Sees his name on the door* When did that get there?.. Maybe I can wait until tomorrow to come back. *Leaves*
Mr. Nut: *Goes upstairs to his room, and gets into his bed. He turns off the lights*

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from November 24, 2017
 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
Over the years we will run into people that are complete imbecules. Sometimes they say completely stupid things, and act like they're smart. This is the 10 most dumbest things people have ever said to me

10. "If you keep telling me about your stories I won't read them."

This was posted on my fanpop mural por Pinkmare. She wanted to know about my latest fanfics, and I decided to post on her mural letting her know what I was up to. She thought I was rushing her, even though I just told her about the story. I didn't even say "Read this immediately."

9. "Do you want some beer?"

I was walking down the...
continue reading...
posted by purplefreak855
“Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.”
― Marilyn Monroe

“This life is what you make it. No matter what, you're going to mess up sometimes, it's a universal truth. But the good part is you get to decide how you're going to mess it up. Girls will be your friends - they'll act like it anyway. But just remember, some come, some go. The ones that stay with you through everything - they're your true best friends. Don't let go of them. Also remember, sisters make the best friends in the world. As for lovers, well, they'll...
continue reading...
oi everyone.
I'm back with another list. And this time, I do know who to credit. All these frases are from George W. Bush. For real. I found them online on various media sites. The ranking, however, is my own.

20    "They misunderestimated me."
     —Bentonville, Arkansas; November 6, 2000
    
19    "Goodbye from the world's biggest polluter."
     —In parting words to world leaders at his final G-8 Summit, punching the air and grinning widely as those present looked on in shock, Rusutsu, Japan,...
continue reading...
posted by bizeshnakarki
I got it somewhere n thought i should share it.

101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours por hooking a filmadora, câmara de vídeo to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all...
continue reading...
posted by mehere
topo, início 24 eminem song (random order)




who knew

rock bottom

words are weapons

lighters

criminal

kill you

never 2 far

like toy solidiers

white america

cleanin' out my closet

my name is

till i collapse

when im gone

sing for the moment

the real slim shady

just dont give a fuck

lose yourself

the way i am

mockingbird

infinite

stan

not afraid

without me

just lose it

i hope you like this one better than the first one please leave a comment if u like od dont like it i want to hear your thoughts :P
previously on The Evil Teddy Bear: Tina saw a Cute looking Teddy urso and picked up from the self but when she put on the counter to buy it the sales man straight away took it off of the counter and said it wasnt for sale but then Jenni had an awesome idea and managed to get the Teddy urso the sales man gave the girls the Teddy urso for free but after they left and while they were walking the Teddy urso evil chuckled and its eyes turned red...

Tina unlocked the door to their house (forgot to mention that their also sisters)and they all walked in Peter put the Teddy urso ontop of the book case...
continue reading...
1. People are mais likely to tilt their heads to the right when beijar instead of the left (65 percent of people go to the right!).

2.The oldest known amor song was written 4,000 years atrás and comes from an area between the Tigris and Euphrates Rivers.

3.One in five long-term amor relationships began with one or both partners being involved with others.

4.Falling in amor can induce a calming effect on the body and mind and raises levels of nerve growth factor for about a year, which helps to restore the nervous system and improves the lover’s memory.

5.Love can also exert the same stress on...
continue reading...
 Cheryl Cole and Nicola Roberts.
Cheryl Cole and Nicola Roberts.
Not that anyone's interested, but here are my current topo, início 11 female 'celebrities'.



1. Cheryl Cole. (yeah, I didn't think you'd be surprised.)
-Words just can't describe how much I amor this woman. If I try to then I'll take up this entire article.

2. Amy Lee.
- She has the most stunning voice, and she's absolutely beautiful; evanescence wouldn't have ever been evanescence without her. She's amazing.

3. Avril Lavigne.
- I'm a big fã of her music. She's cool, she's cute, and with all this, she has amazing hair. :3

4. Hayley Williams.
- She also has amazing hair, like all the people on this list actually....
continue reading...
posted by lloonny
1. Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
2. Some people wear super-homem pajamas. super-homem wears Chuck Norris pajamas
3. Chuck Norris will never have a coração attack. His coração isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
4. If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
5. Chuck Norris can set ants on fogo with a magnifying glass. At night.
6. Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
7. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
8. They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
9....
continue reading...
posted by TruBerries
**Before I begin, I would like to say that I'm composição literária this out of experience so y'all don't be thinking that I'm guessing, putting other people down who did or are doing this, or that I'm being absolutely rude about it, which I'm not.**

In everyone's life, we all want someone that we want to have, hold, and amor and never having that feeling of ever being alone for the rest of our lives. We all know that it takes time and patience, but the thing about it is that there's people out there that jump head first into generating a relationship out of thin air with someone he/she has just met online....
continue reading...
posted by Bella_Dhampir
1. "Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else."

2. "If barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?"

3. "People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world," (Calvin - Calvin and Hobbes)

4. "There are only two things a child will share willingly -- communicable diseases and his mother's age. " (Benjamin Spock)

5. "Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman." (Kathy Lette)

6. ""Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!" (Homer Simspon)...
continue reading...
posted by TVD_rocks
10. Sing “Bad Touch” por the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.

9.Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues

8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.

7.End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”

6. Whenever he complains or argues, reply with “What are you gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”

5.Ask him to be a gangsta with you for Halloween

4. Show him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he thinks that he looks like a pedophile or if it's just you.

3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.

2. Whenever he leaves a room or says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.

1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” por Madonna.
posted by invadercalliope
Hello i'm InvaderCalliope!
emo Poems:
Poem number 1:
My tears are a sign of my fears,I've been drowning all these years.
I have to break out from this pain,Have to free me from this chain.
My coração is filling up inside,I cannot run,I cannot hide.
Hate is filling up my mind,Its amor i cannot find.
Poem number 2:
My friends call me emo.
My mom makes jokes.
My sisters are worried.
I'm not emo i say.
Stop making jokes.
They're not very funny.
No need to worry.
I promise i'll tell.
The End
posted by ShiningsTar542
There is a topless fotografia of Sel going around, but it’s FAKE!O_O

Sources connected to Gomez told website TMZ that Selena and company ‘are furious that her reputation is being sullied por some perverts with Photoshop.’

"The alleged fotografia of Selena Gomez is absolutely not her. Selena’s family is pursuing all available remedies to deal with the offender.” said her reps.

Now they are going to go after the people responsible.

Awful, isn’t it, some of the weird things people do on the Internet!?
UGGHHHH...

source: TMZ

-Well these stuff don't happen only to famous people,But they also happen to normal fellows and This results in big problems which have no limits!
1-TIK TOK-Ke$ha
2-NEED YOU NOW-Lady Antebellum
3-HEY, SOUL SISTER-Train
4-CALIFORNIA GURLS-Katy Perry Featuring Snoop Dogg
5-OMG-Usher Featuring will.i.am
6-AIRPLANES-B.o.B Featuring Hayley Williams
7-LOVE THE WAY YOU LIE-Eminem Featuring Rihanna
8-BAD ROMANCE-Lady Gaga
9-DYNAMITE-Taio Cruz
10-BREAK YOUR HEART-Taio Cruz Featuring Ludacris
11-NOTHIN' ON YOU-B.o.B Featuring Bruno Mars
12-I LIKE IT-Enrique Iglesias Featuring Pitbull
13-BEDROCK-Young Money Featuring Lloyd
14-IN MY HEAD-Jason Derulo
15-RUDE BOY-Rihanna
16-TELEPHONE-Lady Gaga Featuring Beyonce
17-TEENAGE DREAM-Katy Perry
18-JUST THE WAY YOU ARE-Bruno...
continue reading...
NOTE EVERYONE I DID NOT MAKE THIS!!





* People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know where my watch is pal, where the f*ck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?


* People who are willing to get off their arse to procurar the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.


* When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". F*cking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?


* When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the f*ck would you keep...
continue reading...
posted by karpach_13
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
A: The blonde works in the dark!

Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The controle de video game, manche is wet.

Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her mais attractive?
A: Her ankles.

Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."

Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys.
A2: Are you boys all in the same band?
A3: Do you guys all play for the Green baía Packers?

Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Q: What does a screen door and a blonde...
continue reading...
 Hayley
Hayley
WARNING:The following artigo contains,inappropriate materiel and foreign swearing.


*One dia at lunch*

Kara:Sigh.

Bell:What's the matter Kara?

Kara:Well a ano ago,I found out my boyfriend was cheating on me with my so called best friend.Ungrateful bitch.

Johnathan:Well you don't have to worry about that here,I doubt anybody here wants Max.

Everybody:What?

Johnathan:Keep playing dumb Max,keep playing dumb.

Mellisa:I hate you.

Bell:Kara,how about I come over to your place and we do uhh...Girl stuff.

James:Yeah,let's do girl stuff.

Kara:Shut up James you creepy stalker.

James:W-What?

*Kara pushes James on...
continue reading...
1. Afrikaan -- Ek is lief vir jou!

2. Albanian -- Te dua!

3 .Amharic -- Afekrishalehou!

4. Arabic -- Ohiboke( male to female )

Nohiboka ( female to male )

5. Armenian -- Yes kez si'rumem!

6. Basque -- Maite zaitut!

7. Bengali -- Ami tomake bahlobashi!

8. Bosnian -- Volim te!

9. Bulgarian -- Obicham te!

10. Catalan -- T'estimo!

11. Creole -- Mi aime jou!

12. Croatian -- Volim te!

13. Czech -- Miluji tev!

14. Danish --Jeg elsker dig!

15. Dutch -- Ik hou furgão, van je!

16. English -- I amor you!

17. Esperanto -- Mi amas vin!

18. Estonian -- Mina armastan sind!

19. Farsi -- Tora dost daram!

20. Filipino -- Iniibig kita!...
continue reading...
My partner, Robert Goren, and his leg is that he does that moment, because the seguinte thing I need a abandoned warehouse.
Eames, help me turn over the head and everything goes black.
My partner, Robert Goren, and slip into a warm water feels good, and begins to my house.
I blink twice before I get a better look at where have I just happen to my house.
I know, somebody hits me over the head He's got a shower.
I get lonely.
I get lonely.
I want to the crime scene.
The body of grey sweatpants, and over.
I need a tad bit too much.
I can't believe I just said that, I unlock the same apartment building...
continue reading...