Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: oi everypony. Guess what we're starting this episode off with.
Audience: A party?
Audience: A crossover parody?
Master Sword: Not yet.
Tom: We're starting off with-
Master Sword: A
Video: link start it at 0:40
People: BLOWJOB! *Fake coughing* Blowjob!!
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, cheering, and whistling*
Turn off the video
Tom: We're starting off the video with Brony Of The Month.
Master Sword: And who does the award go to?
Master Sword: F**k him, he doesn't deserve it.
Tom: Hey, shut up!
Audience: *Stops booing*
Tom: I hope you're joking, because he works his bunda off everyday to please everyone in the fandom.
Master Sword: It was supposed to be a joke, yes.
Tom: Yeah, well it was terrible.
Tom: Canada24 works hard posting comments on everything, posting videos, and articles, and many bronies like what he does for the fandom.
Master Sword: Can we have a crossover parody now?
Tom: Yeah, sure. Today's crossover parody, Despicable Hangover.
Master Sword: We are combining Despicable Me with The Hangover.
Tom: Wait for the C.P to start, then you can laugh.
Starring Tom Foolery as Phil
Master Sword as Alan
Canada24 as Stu
Mortomis as Doug
Minions as themselves
Phil was standing on a rooftop with Alan, Stu, and Doug.
Alan: I want all of you guys to cadastrar-se my lobo pack, because you guys are awesome, and lobo packs are for awesome ponies.
Stu: Yeah, whatever.
Phil: We don't care.
Doug: Neither do I. Let's drink!
seguinte morning, Phil, Alan, and Stu woke up, but they couldn't find Doug.
Stu: Where's Doug?
Phil: I don't know.
Alan: I don't know anything.
Phil: Somehow I believe that.
Minions: *Break open door*
Minion 945: You broke down door.
Minion 53: It was locked.
Phil: May we help you?
Minion 36: You roubou our money!
Alan: I don't know what that is either.
Stu: What are you talking about?
Minion 36: You roubou $36,000,000 from us.
Phil: Okay, you know what? Stop the Crossover Parody!
All of the lights turned off, and everypony was back to normal.
Master Sword: Tom, what's the matter?
Tom: Something just doesn't seem right.
Saten Twist: What do you mean?
Tom: I mean something is missing from this episode.
Master Sword: Is it Mortomis, because I can't find him.
Tom: No, forget him.
Saten Twist: Is it the lack of chainsaws?
Tom: No, I'm glad we don't have chainsaws.
Tom: It's just.... I got it.
Master Sword: What?
Tom: We're missing the flashbacks.
Master Sword: Come again?
Tom: This is the finale for Season 1. We need some kind of flashback thing to show all of the good times we had.
Saten Twist: Good idea. Audience?
Audience: Yeah!! DO IT!!
Tom: We will in the seguinte part, so don't go away.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lqFlxMiMfE
Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on rua corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing seguinte to Double Scoop*
Tom: mais ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands seguinte to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
All: We live together on the block!
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Episode 13: Return Of The Warner Brothers Assassin
Announcer: Ah. I'm back from vacation. And now, to do my job. On The Block was filmed in front of a live audience.
Announcer: SHIT! I thought you were gone!!
Audience: You were wrong! *Laughing*
Tom: *Sitting on his front porch with Master Sword, and Saten Twist* We got Snow Wonder, Astrel Sky, and almost everypony. We're just missing Aina, Sunny, and Heartsong.
Sunny & Heartsong: *Walk into the house*
Master Sword: Now we're not missing Sunny, and Heartsong.
A black car was seen parking in front of Tom's house
Saten Twist: *Sees car* IT'S THE FBI!!
Tom: No it's not.
Aina: *Gets out of car* Hi guys.
Master Sword: Oh, it's just Aina.
Tom: Glad you could make it.
Aina: Thanks. *Nearly gets hit por a bullet*
Master Sword: Where did that come from?!
Tom: *Looks at building with binoculars* Oh no.
Saten Twist: What is it?
Tom: It's the Warner Brothers assassin.
Audience: *Clapping, and cheering*
Tom: What are you cheering him for?! We're the good guys!
Aina: What are we sitting around here for? We need to get inside!
And so they did. Everypony was waiting for them in the basement.
Tom: Hello everypony.
Tom: I supposed you're all wondering why we're here.
Tom: Well, I actually forgot why I invited you here, so I'm wondering what we're all doing in my basement.
Master Sword: You wanted to show us all of the good times we had.
Tom: Oh yeah. *Gets projector started* I guess we should start where it all began.
The video begins to play
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Hello, I am Master Sword.
Tom: And I'm Tom Foolery. *Looking at Master Sword* I was just wondering. Why are you called Master Sword?
Master Sword: Because I'm good with a sword.
Tom: At least you're not good with fishing.
Master Sword: Why is that?
Tom: Because, then you would be called Master Bait.
Master Sword: I don't get it.
Tom: You will one dia my friend. You will one day.
Aina: *Standing por her house*
Master Sword: *Walking by*
Aina: oi Master Sword, come here.
Master Sword: What's up?
Aina: I want you to take a look at this árvore I just planted.
Master Sword: *Looking at tree* There's birds growing off of that tree!
Aina: Yeah, I know.
Master Sword: How did you accomplish that?
Aina: Simple. I planted bird seeds.
Meanwhile, Double Scoop was holding a picture of himself holding a picture of himself holding a picture of himself holding a picture of himself holding a picture of himself holding a picture of himself holding a picture of himself holding a picture of himself...
Announcer: This could go on forever.
Double Scoop: Spoiled sport. Oh well. What type of cereal do british ponies like to have?
Double Scoop: Cheerios.
The video ended.
Master Sword: What are we gonna watch next?
Tom: All those crossover parodies we made, except for Despicable Hangover. That'll all be in the seguinte part.
Tom: We're gonna show you all of the crossover parodies we've done in this season. Let us know which one is your favorito in the comments below.
Master Sword: Our first crossover parody will be Sleepless Hedgehog In Ponyville.
Tom: Which is a crossover of Hedgehog In Ponyville, and Sleepless In Ponyville. Let's begin.
Location: Ponyville, Sweet maçã, apple Acres
Date: September 28, 2013... One hundred years ago.
An evil scientist por the name of Doctor Robotnik came from the Sonic The Hedgehog world, or Mobius.. Whatever it's called.
The residents of Ponyville had just fought off a group of Robotnik's soldiers called Nazis. Is this taking place in 2013, or 1942?
Spike, and Princess Luna had some important information about Celestia's whereabouts.
Spike: Okay, Canterlot was taken over por Nazi Forces... Thanks to Twilight Sparkle turning evil during the Grand Galloping Gala we had a while ago.
Luna: They kidnapped Princess Celestia, and put her in a castelo in a nearby town called Bethlehem.
Sean: I thought Bethlehem was in Pennsylvania.
Luna: Your mission is to attack the castelo in Bethlehem, and rescue Celestia.
Spike: Sean, and Shredder will be going.
Sean: And cue in the two worst MLP characters in three.
Sean: Two... One
Diamond Tiara & Silver Spoon: We wanna help!
Sean: Okay, this is taking too long, skip to that scene where we end up in a house.
After flying in a plane, and jumping out with parachutes, the four of them were in a house.
Shredder: Okay, who wants to here a scary story?
Sean: No scary stories allowed!
Sean: We have a mission to accomplish. Wait a minute, I'm receiving a message.
Shredder: Where? I didn't here any cell phones go off.
Sean: This message I'm receiving is from inside the mind.
Sean: And it says, Princess Cadence is disguised as Celestia, and you need to disguise yourselves as Nazi Soldiers.
Shredder: But we have to go through that portal in The Crystal Empire.
Sean: No we don't. A unicorn will do it.
Shredder: Okay, that's great. May I tell my scary story now?
Sean: Ah, what the heck? Go for it.
One scary story later, everyone except Sean was sleeping
Sean: Ok. I was scared por Shredder's story. I don't want to sleep, so I'm going to continue the mission por myself. *Walks out of house*
As he was doing this, he fell asleep while Scootaloo appeared.
Sean: *Wakes up, and grabs a gun* Put your hands up!
Scootaloo: Ponies don't have hands.
Sean: Oh. Sorry about that orange, and purple chicken.
Audience: *Laughing, and cheering while clapping their hands*
Scootaloo: *Staring at the audience with a blank expression on her face*
Scootaloo: *Stares at Sean again* Now, let me ask you a pergunta while being as calm as possible. *Gets angry* WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!!?
Sean: Not sleeping.
Scootaloo: Don't you realize you could get yourself killed por doing that?
Sean: No. Only armas can kill us.
Scootaloo: That's not true, but whatever. You need to sleep.
Sean: No I don't.
Scootaloo: Yes you do.
Sean: No I don't!
Scootaloo: Yes you do!
Sean: No I don't! What I need to do is rescue Celestia, even though it's just Cadence disguised as her. *Pauses video* And now.... *Putting in cheat code*
Celestia appeared out of nowhere.
Sean: Mission accomplished, and I didn't even have to go inside the castle. Even though that scene where arco iris, arco-íris Dash fights Twilight Sparkle with swords won't be in here, I still saved Celestia.
Scootaloo: Now what?
Sean: I don't know. We're running out of time to continue this so............
M*A*S*H Ponies On The Rails. For this crossover parody, the Season 3 Ponies On The Rails cast will be theirselves, but playing as the M*A*S*H ponies will be....
Tom Foolery as Captain Hawkeye Pierce
Saten Twist as Sargent Klinger
Double Scoop as Captain B.J Honnecut
Master Sword as Major Charles Emerson Winchester
Aina as Major Houllihan
and Mortomis as Colonel Potter
North Korea, 1953
One dia at the 4077th M*A*S*H unit, Captain Hawkeye was in the swamp with B.J.
Hawkeye: Oh, Beej. We've got too many wounded coming in here.
Honnecut: Beej. If you say that backwards, it's Jeeb.
Hawkeye: That's close enough to jeep.
Winchester: *Walks in* What do you two think you're doing?
Honnecut: I never knew the army would punish somepony for doing nothing.
Winchester: Your humor fails to amuse me, but I will enjoy seeing you two get sent to the klink. One mais foul up, and you'll both be in the stockade for a long time.
Hawkeye: Klink? Stockade?
Honnecut: Make up your mind.
Meanwhile, Colonel Potter was in his room talking on a telephone.
Colonel Potter: We need a new way to get patients from here back to their unit..... What's that?...... A Railway Line?..... Oh, it was just a joke..... Well, as soon as you find another way, let me know.... Adios.
Hawkeye: *Walks in Potter's room* Hello Colonel.
Colonel Potter: Don't any of you knock?
Hawkeye: What for? There's a war going on.
Hawkeye: What's up?
Colonel Potter: Somepony just told me the dumbest joke. He thought it was funny to tell me that we'd make a Railway to take ponies from here to their unit. It just wastes too much time.
Hawkeye: *Getting an idea* Maybe it's not good as a joke, but it's good for another thing. *Leaves office*
Colonel Potter: What's that supposed to mean?
Meanwhile, in Cheyenne Wyoming, also in the ano 1953
Pete: *Looking at telegram from Korea* I don't believe this!
Percy: *Walks into office* Sir? Everything okay?
Pete: No! We need to expand our line all the way to Korea!
Percy: You don't wanna go there. There's a war going on. *Leaves*
Pete: Leave it to the army to screw things up.
So the line was built all the way across the Pacific Ocean from San Franciscolt to Seoul. Then, it went all around the Equestrian Army's territory going to many M*A*S*H units, and army bases.
Major Houllihan: What is the meaning of all this?
Sargent Klinger: It's a Railway line.
A train was going across, but all of a sudden the bridge blew up.
Hawkeye: What happened?
Colonel Potter: That was one of ours!
Honnecut: What were they thinking?
Colonel Potter: They had no idea about this. Like I said, the army always screw things up.
Hawkeye: I have a feeling somepony said that before you.
Welcome Back Potter.
Starring Tom Foolery as Harry Potter
Snow Wonder as Ginny
Mortomis as Vinnie Barbarino
Cosmic arco iris, arco-íris as Freddie Washington
Master Sword as Juan Epstein
Saten Twist as Arnold Horshack
and Blaze as Severus Snape
Harry is in bed, sleeping seguinte to Ginny.
Ginny: *Wakes up* Harry, it's time to go to school.
Harry: *Moaning* I don't want to go to school. I have to take a test!
Ginny: You're a teacher. You don't take tests. You give them to students.
Harry: Who would've known that I'd be teaching at Hogwarts after graduating there ten years ago? *Gets out of bed* Ohhhhhh!!
Ginny: What was that?
Harry: It was my step father's noise. He'd make that noise whenever he got out of bed. I think it was because Dudley kept jumping on his stomach.
Harry: I cannot be atuação like somepony that abused me during my childhood.
Ginny: You also can't be late for getting to Hogwarts.
Harry: Oh right! I gotta go! *Runs to trainstation*
When he got there, he saw the brick mural between platform 9, and 10.
Harry: Platform 9, and three quarters, here we go. *Runs into brick wall, and arrives on platform 9, and three quarters* Wait a minute. Where's the bloody train?
Station Master: It's down for repairs. That's why we created the Bonerijhogr, owhetuwahryo.
Harry: *Looking at teleporter* You mean a teleporter?
Station Master: No, it's the Bonerijhogr, owhetuwahryo.
Harry: Who made up that name?
Station Master: I did.
After going into the Bonerijhogr, owhetuwahryo-
Oh, right, teleporter. Why don't we called it the Telepotter?
Harry: I actually like that.
Okay, that's what we'll call it from now on. After going into the telepotter, Harry got to Hogwarts, and began teaching his class.
Harry: Okay, I see we got four new students that moved all the way here from Brooklyn. Please introduce yourselves.
Harry: I said please introduce yourself to the class.
Harry: Forget it, just tell me your name.
Vinnie: My name? Well you probably know me as John Travolta..
Vinnie: But my name is Vinnie Barbarino.
Harry: Okay, how about your friend sitting seguinte to you?
Vinnie: That's Freddie Washington.
Freddie: *Looking at Harry* Hi there.
Harry: Yeah, hi there. I don't see why this is funny, because we have to learn a lot of spells, so let's have the other two transfer students introduce theirselves.
Juan: *Stands up, and faces the students* Juan Luis Pedro Fellipo De Huevos Epstein.
Harry: Would you mind saying that slower?
Juan: What's that supposed to mean?
Harry: Forget it. *Looking at Arnold* You, introduce yourself to the class.
Arnold: Hello. I'm Arnold Horshack. *Laughs*
His laughing sounded like a horse with a soar throat.
Harry: Okay, now let's learn some new spells.
Vinnie: Oh, I got one. *Waving wand* Up your nose with a garden hose.
Harry: Oh no...
Harry then shouted so loud that it was heard from the moon.
Nightmare Moon: I feel your pain. I want to be heard por everypony too.
The Derpy Files
Starring Derpy Hooves as herself
Heartsong as Suzanne Hooves
Saten Twist as Tom Selleck
Mortomis as Officer McManis
Sophie Shimmer as Bail O' Cotton
Derpy was in the middle of chasing Bail O' Cotton. She was responsible for kidnapping a famous pony.
Bail: *Driving on a bridge*
Derpy: *Following Bail*
The green screen behind Derpy's car made it look like she was going forward, then backwards.
Bail: *Drifts left*
Derpy: *Goes left*
Bail: She's catching up. I must go faster!
The green screen behind Bail's car made it look like she was going slower.
Derpy: *About to ram the back of Bail's car*
Bail: *Goes right*
Derpy: *Looking at green screen* Why is it making me go sideways?
Derpy: Okay, cut!
TV Ponies: *Turning off equipment, and turning lights on*
Derpy: Something is wrong with the green screen.
Bail: You're crosseyed! How did you figure that out?
Derpy: I just did.
Tom: Hey! Can someone let me out of this car's trunk? Its smells like rotten peixe in here.
Derpy: Um, sorry. We're still producing here! You gotta wait another five minutes.
Tom: No I don't. I heard you talking about the green screen not working, and now we're not doing anything. Let me out!
Tom: And I thought I got bad abuse in Celebrity Jeopardy.
Derpy got to her house when she saw a police car.
Derpy: *Confused* Either my eyesight is getting better, or I'm just a crazy idiot.
Derpy: *Opens door to house* Mom?
Suzanne: In here Sweetheart.
Derpy: *Arrives* What are you doing with the police?
Officer McManis: I'm sorry ma'am, but your mother has been accused of murder. I'm taking her downtown.
Derpy: Oh! I like downtown. Can I come with you?
Suzanne: Not that downtown Derpy!
Derpy: oi wait a minute. I'm a detective! I can prove that my mom has been framed, because she would never murder anypony.
Suzanne: Forget it.
Derpy: *Forgot about what her mom just said* Forget about what?
World Of Tank Engines
Starring every single Thomas character as theirselves.
Also starring Heartsong as Kari
Saten Twist as Lieutenant Solo
Master Sword as Sargent Malone
Snow Wonder as Private Messinger
Blaze as Sargent McDonald
Mortomis as Corporal Cadillac
Daring Do as herself
Kari was standing por her tank at a farm, when Lieutenant Solo arrived.
Lieutenant Solo: Ma'am, we need your help with a war that could f**k up everyone's life.
Kari: But I thought mares weren't allowed to cadastrar-se the army. Unless, I came from a place called Paradise Island, and was a princess named Diana. (Wonder Woman Reference)
Kari: I would be a mare with wonderful powers. Wonder Mare! That's what you can call me!
Lieutenant Solo: Uhm, no.
Lieutenant Solo: We want your tank-
Kari: My tank?! No! I worked hard to get thick armor, and a powerful gun on here.
Lieutenant Solo: You didn't let me finish. I want that tank engine behind your farm.
Percy: I'm Percy the green engine!
Percy was tanken
I mean, taken! Taken to a military base with a lot of other tank engines.
Percy: Well, this is interesting.
Thomas: We're being assigned for a very special job.
Oliver: How special?
Thomas: *Excited* Very special!
Lieutenant Solo: *Walking in front of tank engines*
Private Messinger: *Playing drums*
Lieutenant Solo: Shut up Private!
Private Messinger: *Stops playing drums*
Lieutenant Solo: How many tank engines do we have here?
Percy: *Looking around* Uhm...
Lieutenant Solo: No! We have ten! That's the perfect ammount for your special assignment.
Thomas: I thought it was a special job.
Lieutenant Solo: Don't interrupt me!
Lieutenant Solo: You are all going to have armas attached to you, and you will, I repeat, you will, destroy every diesel you see! They are causing confusion, and delay!
Percy: I had a fat controller who once said that.
Lieutenant Solo: SHUT UP!
Meanwhile with Kari.
Kari: I can't let Percy get killed in this war that'll f**k everyone's lives up. Everyone? Everypony? Bah, who cares?
Kari: I know what I'll do. I'll get my tank, and I'll save Percy. *Gets in her tank, and drives towards the first battle* Destination set to... Whatever battle Percy is fighting!
Lieutenant Solo, and his soldiers were driving the tank engines along the line.
Thomas: I don't see anything.
Duck: This is pointless.
Oliver: Can we please go back to the Island Of Sodor?
Percy: How come no one said luckily no one was hurt yet?
Lieutenant Solo: Hold it! Stop!
All the tank engines stopped.
Corporal Cadillac: See anything Lieutenant?
Lieutenant Solo: I see something that I need...
Corporal Cadillac: Yes?
Lieutenant Solo: To eat.
Lieutenant Solo: *Walks out of Percy, and grabs an maçã, apple from a tree* I've never seen one as bright as this one. *Eats apple*
Thomas: What about the diesels?
Lieutenant Solo: F**k 'em. I need to eat this apple.
Diesel: I see a bunch of steamies! Kill them! *Shooting a machine gun*
Lieutenant Solo: Machine gun fire! Go back, and return fire! *Climbs into Percy, and goes backwards*
All the tank engines were going backwards, and shooting at the diesels.
Kari was still searching for Percy when this happened.
Kari: I should've found him por now, but no! That dumbass Lieutenant had to take him away from me.
Three Ponies: *Driving tier 4 tanks*
pónei, pônei 1: It's a tier 7 tank! Hit it with everything you got.
Kari: Oh crap.
The three tier 4 tanks blew up, and Daring Do arrived.
Daring Do: And now to finish this one off with my automatic grenade launcher that I roubou from the enemy.
Kari: *Opens door to tank, and hits Daring Do without noticing* Whoever saved me from those three tanks, thank you!
Daring Do: Down here.
Kari: Daring Do! Stop whatever boring adventure you're doing, and come with me.
Daring Do: My adventures aren't boring!
Kari: Okay, fine. They're very old.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Back to the tank engines.
Diesels: *Chasing tank engines*
Thomas: *Shoots canhão at Diesel*
Diesel: AH! *Comes off the rails* It's up to you Salty!
Salty: It's up to me to do something right! Oh joy! This is like the story when-
Diesel: Don't tell us any of your sea tails yet!
Salty: *Stops* Oh, you don't want to hear any of my sea tails. This is like the story when I was about to tell one, but someone told me not to. He got sued por Warner Brothers.
Diesel: They're getting away!
Salty: Oh, right! *Chasing the tank engines again*
Kari: *Arrives in her tank* Excuse me badly injured diesel that probably got shot por Percy. Have you seen my tank engine Percy?
Diesel: I'll tell you where he is if you get me to the nearest diesel works!
Kari: Forget it. *Pauses game, and turns it off* I prefer the original world of tanks. Talking trains don't deserve to be in a game full of violence.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
SHiPs: Also known as o espaço Highway Patrol
Tom Foolery as Jon Baker
Saten Twist as Frank Poncharello
Master Sword as Sargent Ketrare
Aina as Princess Leia
Double Scoop as Luke Skywalker
Mortomis as Hahn Solo
Blaze as Darth Vader
Stormtrooper Ponies as theirselves
One dia at SHiPs headquarters.
Sargent Ketrare: I wanted you two to stay later, for a very important mission. Princess Leia is going through here, and Darth Vader is trying to attack her. She has two bodyguards, but I want you to help them prevent Vader from attacking the Princess.
Frank: *Yawning* Wake me up when you give us a real mission.
Sargent Ketrare: This is real, and very important. You're going up against a real villian here. So, your motocicletas have been modified.
Jon: Oh yeah, that's something I wanted to ask you. How are we supposed to ride motocicletas in space?
Jon, and his partner Frank were wearing o espaço suits while riding their motocicletas through space.
Frank: I see some ships.
Hahn Solo: *Flying the Millenium Falcon*
Luke: Be careful. R2-D2, and C3P0 are in there.
Hahn Solo: So is Chewbacca, but you don't here me complaining.
Darth Vader: Send out some fighters.
Storm Trooper: But sir- *Gets choked por Darth Vader*
Darth Vader: I told you to send out TIE Fighters, immediately.
Storm Trooper: We don't have any. *Dies*
Darth Vader: Oh, I remember now. They all went in to get overhauls.
Frank: That's a really big ship.
Jon: Yeah Ponch. I don't think we can stop it.
Darth Vader: *Shoots Millenium Falcon*
Jon: Oh well. Let's go back.
They turned around. C3P0, R2-D2, and Chewbacca became prisoners to The Emperor, and his Empire.
The Bob The Builder Show
Starring Tom Foolery as Bob
Snow Wonder as Emily
Saten Twist as Mr. Carlin
Sunny as Carol
Mortomis as Jerry
Blaze as Mr. Peterson
Master Sword as Howard
Heartsong as Ms. Dubois
Bob the builder is no longer a builder. He has left all his talking vehicles behind, and decided to start practicing therapy. He now lives in Chicagoat with a mare he just married named Emily.
Bob: *At work*
Carol: Hi Bob.
Bob: Hello Carol. Do I have any patients coming over today?
Carol: Yeah, you have three.
Bob: Three patients. I wonder if they have any patience.
Carol: They aren't therapists like you Bob.
Bob: Forget it.
Jerry: *Walks in* Being a dentist sucks!
Colgate: *Appears out of nowhere* I resent that!
Bob: Why? What happened?
Jerry: I was just checking the teeth of this pony, and he said I was scary.
Carol: Maybe you're really terrible at your job.
Mr. Carlin, Mr. Peterson, and Ms. Dubois arrived.
Mr. Carlin: Come on Bob, let's get this started. I can't wait all dia to make fun of these two weirdos.
Bob: Go into my office. I'll be with you.
Mr. Carlin: *Goes into Bob's office*
Mr. Peterson: *Follows Mr. Carlin*
Ms. Dubois: *Follows Mr. Peterson*
Bob: Carol, call my wife, and tell her I'll be back início in an hour.
Carol: You got it.
Bob: *Walks into his office*
Mr. Peterson: Don't you dare call me a spineless wuss.
Bob: What happened?
Mr. Carlin: I called him a spineless wuss.
Mr. Peterson: Because I was using light weights to work out yesterday.
Bob: How light were they?
Mr. Peterson: 1 pound.
Mr. Carlin: Need I say more.
Bob: Well, look. We have a problem, and when I have a problem, I like to fix it. So, now that we know what the problem is, it's time to use my catchphrase. Can we fix it?!
Mr. Carlin: Where the hell did you get that shitty catchphrase?
Later, at Bob's apartment.
Bob: *Enters apartment*
Emily: Hi Bob.
Bob: Hello Emily.
Emily: How was work?
Bob: Somepony said he didn't like my catchphrase.
Emily: Well it is kind of annoying.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Howard: *Walks into apartment*
Howard: Who said that?! *Looks around room, and it scared.* Bob! Your apartment is haunted!!
Bob: What are you talking about?
Howard: I heard some ponies cheering, and laughing, and I don't know where it's coming from!
Bob: I didn't hear anything.
Emily: Neither did I.
Master Sword: Fine! If you won't make your apartment less haunted, I will!
Bob: What are you going to do?
Howard: I brought garlic to protect me!
Bob: That only works on vampires.
Howard: Then I'll stab any ghosts I see with a wooden stake.
Bob: Two problems with that plan. One, you can't see where the ghost is, and two, that only works on vampires.
Howard: Then I'll.... No, that only works on vampires.
Howard: I was going to call ghostbusters.
Tom: *Pauses the Crossover Parody videos* This is pretty long, isn't it?
Tom Foolery as Stanley Yelnats IV
Cosmic arco iris, arco-íris as Hector "Zero"
Blaze as David "Dave" Lizewski / Kick bunda
Saten Twist as Damon Macready / Big Daddy
Master Sword as Chris D'Amico / Red Mist
Heartsong as Mindy Macready / Hit-Girl
Mortomis as Mr. Sir
Sunny as Louise Walker
Double Scoop as Dr. Pendanski
At Camp Greenlake, Stanley, and Zero were digging holes with other prisoners when...
Mr. Sir: *Bringing mais prisoners to the hole* See what they're doing?! That's what you need to do in order to build mais character.
David: I thought you were supposed to draw a character. Not build one.
Mr. Sir: You assholes get into that hole, or I'll kick your bunda in the asshole.
The new prisoners got in, and introduced themselves.
David: I'm David.
Damon: I'm Damon.
Chris: I'm Chris.
Mindy: I'm Mindy.
Stanley: Pretty generic introductions, but whatever.
Hector: What did you get in trouble for?
David: Being superheroes.
Chris: They thought we were pretending.
David: And they didn't like my superhero name.
David: Kick ass.
Hector: Do you really kick ass.
David: Do you really wanna find out?
Dr. Pendanski: *Arrives* oi Zero, can you remember my name?
Hector: No. I'm leaving. *Runs away*
Damon: What's his problem?
Stanley: He's been getting insulted all of the time, because he doesn't know how to read.
Louise Walker: *Arrives* Where is Zero going?
Dr. Pendanski: I don't know. Who cares about him?
Stanley: I do. I'm going to save him. *Runs off*
Dr. Pendanski: Call in the guards.
David: Not so fast!
Then David, Chris, Damon, and Mindy got into their superhero costumes.
Mr. Sir: Wait a sec! You're not supposed to do that.
Kick Ass: And why not?
Mr. Sir: You're prisoners.
Big Daddy: Not anymore.
Louise Walker: *Sets Big Daddy on fire* Get back to being a hated actor Nicholas Cage.
Big Daddy: I don't know what you're talking about!!
Kick Ass: *Punches Louise Walker*
Red Mist: *Kicks Mr. Sir*
Hit Girl: *Shoots Dr. Pendanski*
Kick Ass: What was that for?
Hit Girl: I thought we were supposed to kill them.
Kick Ass: This is why female superheroes suck. They're clueless!
Audience: *Clapping, and whistling*
Red Mist: Should we find Stanley, and Zero?
Kick Ass: No. He needs to save Zero, and do whatever it is he does in that movie. We have our own movie to worry about.
Tom Foolery as Steve McGarrett
Master Sword as Danny Williams
Double Scoop as Chin Ho Kelly
Snow Wonder as Kono
Aina as Mio from K-ON
Astrel Sky as Kadotani from Girls Und blindado, panzer
Cosmic arco iris, arco-íris as Ash from Pokemon
At Hawaii, the Five-0 team was at headquarters.
Steve: Everypony, we got a problem.
Danny: Oh no, a problem! Why are we here again?
Steve: There's a virus going around turning Hawaiians, and asians into animê characters.
Chin, and Kono: AH! *Hiding behind desk* Don't let it hit us!!
Steve: It's okay. The virus is very difficult to get, but it is contagious.
Chin: What are our chances of getting it?
Danny: Slim to none? O%? Who cares?
Steve: I do, but you're correct about the 0% thing.
Kono: What a relief.
Chin: Yes, this animê virus thing is scary.
Kono: No, I mean I just farted.
Meanwhile, three ponies that got the animê virus were planning to rob banks.
Mio: We need mais money!
Ash: How are we going to get it?
Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lqFlxMiMfE
Kadotani: Not now! The crossover parody ain't finished yet! *Turns off song*
Mio: Now with that out of the way, we are going to rob banks.
Kadotani: But our characters have nothing to do with bank robbing. Yours has something to do with music. Mine has something to do with teaching mares how to drive tanks, and kill each other.
Kadotani: *Points at Ash* And you just teach these multi colored animais to fight. What's the point in robbing banks?
Mio: We need money to turn back into normal.
Ash: I don't want to turn back normal. I think I look badass.
Mio: Bad, yes. The other thing, I'm not so sure.
Mio: Now let's do this.
On some aleatório road in Hawaii
Steve: *Driving Danny's car*
Danny: I wish for once, you would either let me drive, or follow me around in your redneck vehicle.
Steve: Just because I have a truck, doesn't make me a redneck.
Mio: *Crashes into Danny's car* Outta my way assholes!
Steve: animê characters.
Danny: No wonder why she's a terrible driver. You know, Asians. Mares.
Steve: *Chasing Mio*
Mio: Ash, Kadotani, take them down!
Ash: Hayo, mayagama, goku! *Shoots a Kamehameha*
Steve: *Avoids the Kamehameha*
Danny: Nothing will work in this thing except for good old fashioned bullets. *Shoots tire on Mio's car*
Mio: *Crashes into tree*
Mio: *Points at Ash* I blame you.
Ash: Me? I'm not the one that was driving!
Steve: *Stops seguinte to Mio's car*
Danny: *Looks at everypony in Mio's car* You idiots are going to pay for damaging my car.
But barely any damage was on his car. It was just a scratch on the left door.
Steve: You three are underarrest.
Ash: We didn't do anything.
Danny: You hit my car, and try to kill us with some lazer thing. You don't think we know what you were trying to do?
Kadotani: Correction, we know you don't know what we're trying to do.
Ash: We were supposed to be robbing a bank.
Mio: Way to go Ash hole.
Danny: This just proves to show you that animê characters, and animê in general sucks.
Into The Hoods
Starring Tom Foolery as Tre
Saten Twist as Doughboy Darren
Master Sword as Ricky
Aina as Little Red Riding capuz, capa
Sunny as cinderela
Cosmic arco iris, arco-íris as Mr. Baker
Snow Wonder as Baker's Wife
Annie as Witch
South Central Los Angeles, 1991
Darren: Man, I will do anything to get my hooves on some weed right now.
Tre: You always want weed man. It's not good for you.
Ricky: I just want to know why a bunch of white crackers like us are playing as a bunch of African Equestrians.
Tre: Low budget.
Little Red Riding Hood: *Driving a car*
Darren: Yo. What the hell do they want?
Cinderella: We challenge you to a gangfight.
Darren: A bunch of bitches?
Tre: Shouldn't you be cleaning floors, and getting abused por your step mother?
Witch: Parking lot, midnight.
Ricky: What parking lot?
Darren: And which midnight?
Witch: Midnight tonight!
Little Red Riding Hood: And the parking lot that's closest to your house! *Drives away*
Everyone in Little Red Riding Hood's car begins to sing
Little Red Riding Hood: We have challenged three stallions to a gangfight.
Cinderella: We will beat three stallions at a gangfight.
Mr. Baker: I don't know why we're cantar about a gangfight.
Baker's Wife: I thought musicais were all about pleasant things.
Witch: Who cares? Let's kill them!
Little Red Riding Hood: I don't know why we're cantar in the first place.
Cinderella: I don't know how we ended up in the same story.
Mr. Baker: It's so everyone in disney could create an excuse to jack off to so many girls at once.
Cinderella: Of course. I'm in a musical, I forgot what's it called, but I'm also in it with Red Riding Hood, Rapunzel, my step mother, and my step sisters, and Jack's mother, and a witch.
Witch: I'm thankful you didn't call me a bitch.
Little Red Riding Hood: We finally made a rhyme with two different words in a song that doesn't make any sense! *Crashes into a truck* And we just crashed.
Thankfully, no one survived the crash, and everything related to the movie Into The Woods was destroyed.
Master Sword: Okay, today's crossover parody is The Streets Of Manehattan.
Tom: We are combining the classic TV Show The Streets Of San Francisco with the MLP episode, Rarity Takes Manehattan.
Master Sword: Enjoy.
The biggest city in all of equestria, is also dangerous. This is...
Announcer: The Streets Of Manehattan, a SeanTheHedgehog Production. Starring Tom Foolery as Lieutenant Mike Stone. Also starring Master Sword as Steve Keller. With guest stars, Rarity as Miss. Sterbate. Saten Twist as Freddie. Pleiades as Myrtle, and Cosmic arco iris, arco-íris as Michael.
One dia on a ferry going under the Brooklyn Bridge.
Michael: *Standing seguinte to Myrtle in front of railing* You know something?
Myrtle: *Looks up*
Michael: Hey. What are you looking at?
Myrtle: *Sticks her left front hoof up* How.
Michael: I didn't know you were an indian.
???: *Walking towards Michael, and Myrtle*
Michael: Oh hey. It's been a while since I've seen you. *Looks terrified* Wait, no! *Gets shot por a silenced pistol*
Three hours later, the police found two dead ponies in the river under the Manehattan Bridge.
Lieutenant Stone: Do we have any witnesses?
Detective Keller: We have two.
Miss. Sterbate: I wish you could come inside.
Detective Keller: But we're nowhere near your house.
Lieutenant Stone: Uh, Steve? *Whispers in Detective Keller's ear*
Detective Keller: Oh, that's what she meant por come inside.
Miss. Sterbate: If you don't want to, I can get a dildo to do it.
Freddie: Geez, what is it with you, and sexual stuff?
Rarity: Switch the I in my name to an A, and you'll find out.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Lieutenant Stone: Do any of you know the two ponies that got murdered?
Freddie: Oh yeah, *Points at Michael* That's Bob, and she's *Looking at Myrtle* Makenzie.
Detective Keller: Miss. Sterbate?
Rarity: Okay. *Goes offscreen* Oh, *Gasp* Oh, *Gasp* This dildo is really long.
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, and whistling*
Lieutenant Stone: Forget her, she's obviously not capable of helping us.
Detective Keller: What can you tell us of the killer Freddie?
Freddie: He was evil.
Detective Keller: I'm sure it was.
Later at police headquarters
Lieutenant Stone: I have a feeling it was Freddie.
Detective Keller: Are you sure?
Lieutenant Stone: Yeah. He lied about the identity of those two ponies, and he didn't give us much detail on the killer.
Detective Keller: Probably the only good thing he did was act very nervous around Miss. Sterbate when she... Oh forget it, you know what she did.
Lieutenant Stone: We need to find this stallion before this crossover parody ends.
Later at Freddie's apartment in Brooklyn.
Lieutenant Stone: *Opens door*
Freddie: Hey, how did you know where I live?
Lieutenant Stone: It's simple.
Detective Keller: We are no ordinary ponies.
Lieutenant Stone: We have no flaws.
Detective Keller: And we can do anything, while getting away with everything.
Freddie: I know. You're cops.
Lieutenant Stone: No. We're Mary Sues.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
They arrested Freddie, and later arrested Miss. Sterbate for disturbing the peace.
Barbie: Life In The Russian Front
Annie as barbie
Master Sword as Ken
Saten Twist as Aleksandr Sokolov
Cosmic arco iris, arco-íris as Sargent Puskov
Tom Foolery as Russian Colonel
Mortomis as Russian Soldier
Stalliongrad, 1942. Barbie, and her boyfriend have been enlisted in the Russian army to stop the German invasion. As usual, barbie gets excited for no reason. She is on a rowboat, being rowed por ten ponies, and mist rises from the water.
Barbie: Oh my god, I'm so excited, I wanna kill so many Nazis, I bet I can win this game.
Aleksandr Sokolov: Will you shut up? We need to be quiet.
Barbie: Ooh, quiet. I can do that..... DEATH TO TRAITORS!!
The barco was getting closer to Stalliongrad.
Russian Colonel: Welcome to Stalliongrad. You're about to begin the greatest counter attack anypony has ever witnessed. Especially since it's the first one ever seen in a crossover parody.
Russian Colonel: The Germans have lost hundreds of planes, and tanks.
Nazi Pilot: *Flying an airplane*
Russian Colonel: They have advanced here over lots of mountains, and even over their dead bodies.
Ken: *Sees airplane*
Russian Soldier: Sir, enemy airplane behind you!
Russian Colonel: Do not interrupt my speech!
Nazi Pilot: *Shoots the boat*
Russian Colonel: They may fogo all the bullets they have at us, but they will not defeat us, because we will kill them before they shoot those bullets at us.
Nazi Pilot: *Drops bomb*
Ken: *Feels barco shake, and falls off*
Russian Colonel: *Points at Ken* He is a traitor that jumped off!!
Aleksandr Sokolov: He fell off.
Russian Colonel: *Shoots Ken*
Barbie: Ken! *Angry at the Colonel* You shot my boyfriend!
Russian Colonel: Now I can be your boyfriend.
Barbie: I'd rather encontro, data Katy Perry.
Russian Soldier: She's probably a lesbian!
Russian Colonel: She must die. *Shoots Barbie*
The barco arrived at the dock.
Sargent Puskov: What happened?
Russian Colonel: Too much drama. Get me a bottle of vodka.
Sargent Puskov: We ran out.
Russian Colonel: Then you are a traitor.
Russian Colonel: *Shoots Sargent Puskov*
Aleksandr Sokolov: I'm pretty sure I had to follow him.
Russian Colonel: Then that makes you a traitor.
Russian Colonel: *Shoots Aleksandr*
Russian Soldier: Sir, please stop shooting us.
Russian Colonel: Traitor. *Shoots Russian Soldier*
And so, the colonel went around shooting everyone he saw, claiming that they were traitors.
Tom: *Sees the video end* Well, that was all of them.
Master Sword: What are we going to watch next?
Tom: Something on my TV, because the projector overheated.
Tom: We'll be back to show you clips of the mane 6 in this show, so don't go away.
To Be Continued