#1: Narrator (Doug Walker): (laughing) And so, hundreds of thousands of people DIED and the outer mural was taken over por Titans. And the survivors were forced into refugee camps where they didn't have enough food, so even mais people died, YEAAAAA! But, how are Eren and the gang getting by?

#2:
Garrison: You want food?
Eren: Yeah!
Garrison: Then you should fuckin' cadastrar-se the military! You can get all the comida you want!
Eren: Really?
Garrison: Yeah! And you can also do stuff like this! punches and kicks Eren to the ground
Eren: After getting punched and kicked to the ground) That sounds AWESOME!!
(scene skip)
Eren: We'll cadastrar-se the military! We'll get all the food, authority, and VENGEANCE that we've ever wanted!

#3:
Shardis: Alright, you POOP NOBBLERS! Now I don't want no screwing around with you batch of MEAT TOSSERS! Last group thought it would be funny to shove a milho COB up a trainee's BUNGHOLE! And you know what happened? They were asked to leave politely, and it was AWKWARD FOR EVERYONE! Alright, Aryan coconut, what's your name?
Armin: Ar- Ar- Ar-
Shardis: WELL SWEET MOTHER TERESA ON THE capuz, capa OF A MERCEDEZ BENZ, YOU SOUND LIKE A MAJESTIC FUCKING EAGLE!! DO YOU SING?!
Armin: *stutters*
Shardis: HARMONIZE WITH ME MAGGOT!!
Armin: I don't know if I can-
Shardis: *sings a very high note*
Armin: *struggles to harmonize with the note, then gets his head turned around por Shardis*
Shardis: What about you, queque, muffin top? What's your story?
Jean: Oh, well, my name is Jean Kirstein from Trost, and after I ace this academy, I'll be joining the Military Police.
Shardis: Wow. You seem to have a good head on your shoulders.
Jean: Oh, well thank you so m- *gets headbutted por Shardis*

#4:
Shardis: (After Eren failed at using the 3D gear) What's the matter, Jaeger? Is it too difficult for you? Well if you want to quit that's fine. We've got plenty of job openings at the custodial department so you can clean up your SHIT PERFORMANCE!!!! Why can't you be, mais like that majestic stallion, Jean, over there?!
Jean: *laughs smugly*
Connie: OHMYGAWD JEAN YOU'RE SO FUCKING COOL HOLY SHIIET!
Shardis: (After Eren has mastered the 3D gear) Well sweet Pacific Rim-job, look at you, Jaeger! You're all loose and tight at the same time! JEAN! WHY CAN'T YOU BE mais LIKE JAEGER-BOMBASTIC OVER HERE?!
Jean: *starts crying*
Connie: OHMYGAWD JEAN YOU SUCK!!

#5:
Thomas (no indoor voice): OH, MY GOD, I CAN'T BELIEVE WE ARE GRADUATING TOMORROW. THIS IS CRAZY. IT SEEMS LIKE WE STARTED YESTERDAY!!
Connie: I KNOW RIGHT! (cough)

#6:
Thomas (right seguinte to Erin): WOW ERIN, THAT IS AMAZING, TELL US mais ABOUT THAT GIANT TITAN YOU COULD "TOTALLY" BEAT UP!
Erin: I'm not saying that I could take him with one arm... but I could totally take him with one arm.

#7:
Jean: I have never seen a creature quite so love—
Mikasa: I'm not into guys with vaginas.
Jean: *shocked* OHHH!!
[Connie laughs]

#8:
Thomas: COME ON GUYS, LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE!
Eren: What bright side?!
Thomas: I DON'T KNOW. BUT WHEN WE FIND IT, WE SHOULD LOOK ON IT!
Eren: I fucking hate you, Thomas.
Connie: THOMAS YOU SUCK!

#9:
Verman (no indoor voice): ALRIGHT, EVERYONE, LISTEN UP! IT IS CONFIRMED, THAT YES, TITANS ARE IN THE CITY, AND YES, YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE TO FIGHT THEM! EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE ALL FRESH OUT OF TRAINING! THIS MAY SEEM STRANGE TO YOU, HOWEVER, WE BELIEVE, THAT YOUTH WILL OUTWEIGH EXPERIENCE IN THIS SITUATION! WHICH IS WHY I WILL BE COMMANDING FROM THIS WELL FORTIFIED CASTLE!! *Beat* (normal) You deploy in 15 minutes.

#10:
Thomas: I THINK ONE GOT ME! *gulp* (from inside the Titan's stomach) YEP, IT DEFINITELY GOT ME!!

#11:
Reiner: You know who gives the best conselhos on gears? Bertoldt right here.
Bertoldt: Oh, well, I'll just Bertell you what I Bertoldt him: you just gotta go out there and do it. Just loosen up and be tight at the same time.
Eren: That's it?
Armin: You know what, he makes a good, (unintelligable), he makes a good point! (You know it's gotta be the power)
Reiner: Heh ha ha, this guy's great.

#12:
Jean: I'm not gonna fight you! You're dirty! *gets punched* Ow!