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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Dunedin, New Zealand.

Lewis: This assignment is tougher than any of us expected.
Derek: Yes, I agree. Thankfully, we still have enough ammunition to last us a couple of days.
Lewis: But what if her men attack us again? First they kill a dozen of American tourists, then two men from ASIS. How much longer is this going to happen?
Derek: I don't know. One thing's for sure, we're going to need help.
Lewis: Okay. Look outside, and keep guard while I call our superiors.

London, MI6 Headquarters.

MI6 Operative: *Walks to a man sitting behind a desk* Sir, Agent's King, and O'Rourke on the white scrambler.
MI6 Boss: *Picks up a white phone* Yes?... I'm afraid we've not enough men to help you out. You two are on your own, unless we can get someone from the United States to help you out...Yes, I can call them. What's that agent's name again? Lightning? An odd last name, but I will ask for him. Good luck gentlemen. *Hangs up*

Back in Dunedin.

Lewis: *Smiling* He's calling for Johnny Lightning right now.
Derek: Good. After the help he gave us against ISIS, I know we can get through this with him por our side.

Opening Credits Song: link

Johnny: *Sits down looking at a screen. He sees a wanted sign on it for a bad guy. He nods and gets up*

Johnny Lightning

Johnny: *Looks at his watch, and presses a red button activating it*

Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Johnny Lightning

Johnny: *In a parking garage. He starts to run as he selects the 1958 Plymouth Belvedere. Once he selects it, he jumps into mid-air making the car automatically appear with him in it. He drifts left out of the parking garage*

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ISIS Members: *Walking together with AK47's*
Johnny: *Runs out from a building behind them, and bashes their heads together*

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Johnny: *Jumps out of a helicopter with a parachute. After a few seconds, he deploys it, and slowly goes down towards a rooftop*

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Johnny: *Slides down towards a gravestone with an M14, and fires five bullets*

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Johnny: *Combing his hair, and then cleans the lenses of his glasses*

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Johnny: *Running on a boxcar. He jumps on a gondola, doing a front roll once he lands. He grabs a guy in a black coat, and punches him three times, then throws him off*

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Commander Kane: *Sitting behind his escrivaninha, mesa with his feet on them*

Jack Nicholson as Commander Kane

Johnny: *Drives back into the parking garage. He stops the car, gets out, and hits the red button. His Plymouth Belvedere disappears, going back into the watch*

Port Chalmers

Johnny: *Driving his green 1970 Mustang*

Episode 7: A Is For Antagonist

Special Guest Stars

Jeremy Clarkson as Lewis King
Rhys Davies as Derek O' Rourke
Misanthrope86 as Ms. A

Narrator: I arrived in New Zealand to help out some good friends of mine from MI6. They were sent to Dunedin to find a terrorist squad, but they underestimated their leader. I had to drive mais than ten miles from Port Chalmers to make it to my friends from England.

Down in Dunedin, Derek kept looking out the window.

Lewis: Do you see anything?
Derek: I don't see anyone. Hold it. *Looks up at a rooftop* There's a sniper. He's pointing his gun towards us, but I don't think he's spotted us. Oh no.
Lewis: What?
Derek: Johnny's getting towards him.
Johnny: *Stops his car seguinte to the building where the sniper is, and steps out*
Sniper: You try to avenge those tourists, and you Brits are dead. *Cocks his rifle*
Johnny: *Hears the rifle* Where did that come from?
Sniper: I know you two are somewhere.
Derek: Johnny's taking cover inside one of the buildings.
Sniper: Ms. A, this is Rufus. I'm closing in on the British agents.
Ms. A: Let me know when you kill them.
Sniper: Roger that.
Johnny: *Going up a flight of stairs*
Derek: *Watching the sniper* He's diverting his attention to something else.
Lewis: You don't suppose Johnny's...
Derek: ...going against the sniper?
Sniper: *Spots Johnny on the stairs* Hey!
Johnny: *Shoots the rifle out of the sniper's hands, and shoots him in the chest*
Sniper: *Falling down the stairs*

30 segundos later, Johnny was walking back to his car. He made it go back into his watch, while Derek came towards him.

Derek: How did you know where the sniper was?
Johnny: I heard his rifle. I had a feeling you two were in danger.
Derek: He couldn't find us. It's a good thing you killed him when you did, otherwise my head would probably be missing. You should come with me indoors.
Johnny: Very well. Lead the way.

Derek took Johnny into their hideout. Lewis was pleased to see him.

Lewis: Johnny, so good to see you again.
Johnny: *Gives Lewis a high-five* Good to see you too Lewis. What have we got so far?
Lewis: These terrorist's call themselves Squadron 86.
Derek: Only because of the weapon they primarily use, the L86-LSW.
Johnny: It would be ironic if they actually had 86 members in their squad.
Lewis: 85 now that you killed that sniper.
Derek & Johnny: *Laughing*
Johnny: How long do we stay here?
Lewis: The both of us took out a patrol with a tank, and two cars. We'll wait here until tomorrow.

Meanwhile, in another building, closer to the Pacific Ocean.

Ms. A: *Sitting behind a desk*
Terrorist 53: *Walks into the room*
Ms. A: What do you want?
Terrorist 53: We haven't heard anything from that sniper you dispatched. It's possible that they left Dunedin, maybe even went into a different country.
Ms. A: Those British Agents need to die for what they did. They succeeded in taking down one of our patrols. That was unacceptable!
Terrorist 53: Is there another assignment you have for me today, or am I finished?
Ms. A: Come back in two hours. *Turns her laptop around, so that the terrorist can see her screen* Someone created a parody, making fun of us. We will find the creator, and murder him.

Four teenage boys were sitting on the front porch of a house. One of them was showing them a video on his cell phone.

Teenager 1: After Squadron 86 killed my cousin, and his partner in the Australian Secret Intelligence Service, me and some of my other friends decided to create this parody.

This was one of the clips in the videos.

Teenager 72: *Holding an AK47* Oh look, American tourists. We're going to kill them, just because everyone else does. It's not a legit, and good reason, but we're terrorists, so it's okay. *Shoots the American tourists*
Teenager 52: *Holding two revolvers* I'm Ms. A. A is for Antagonist, because I'm unoriginal! I can't create a better name for myself.

The four boys were enjoying the video, until four Subaru's stopped in front of them.

Teenager 2: What is this?

Song: link

Ms. A: *Steps out of the cars with ten men holding L86-LSW's* You're the one that created the parody against my army. Aren't you?
Teenager 1: Uh, yes?
Ms. A: You will eliminar it at once, or else I will have my men kill you, and your friends.
Teenager 3: You can't do that! What's the matter? You can't enjoy a parody?
Teenager 2: You don't have a sense of humor?
Ms. A: I don't like your attitudes. You better apologize.
Teenager 1: For what? Something you did?
Ms. A: That's it. Kill them.

Stop the song. The ten men shot the four boys with their guns.

Ms. A: *Walks back to the cars with the others* Any word on those British agents?
Terrorist 79: We can't find anything so far.
Ms. A: You are not allowed to fail. You need to find them at once. There's only two of them!
Terrorist 79: With all due respect, this is a big country.
Ms. A: *Shoots the terrorist*
Terrorist 79: *Holding the wound in his arm* AH!!! You shot me!
Ms. A: Find those agents.

The seguinte morning, Johnny, Lewis, and Derek slowly made their way out of the building.

Johnny: I don't see anyone.
Lewis: I think we're the only ones on this street.
Johnny: Where do we find their leader?
Derek: She could be anywhere. No one knows what her real name is. She calls herself Ms. A.
Johnny: Ms. A?
Lewis: A is for Antagonist.
Johnny: Well she won't be antagonizing anyone when I find her. Where does she usually go?
Lewis: I think there's a spot por the Pacific Ocean. That's where we destroyed the convoy. We only came here to hide until the heat died down.
Johnny: I'm gonna need a car that has four seats. I know you Brits have high standards, but this won't be much of a pleasant ride for the person that has to sit in the back. *Looks at his watch*
Lewis: Why does he say that?

As Johnny started running, he jumped as he selected the 1970 Ford Mustang. He turned around to pick up his British friends.

Derek: I see why now.
Lewis: You're gonna have to sit in the back.
Derek: No way, I'll never fit in there.
Lewis: Well I can't fit in there either.
Johnny: Then we're gonna have to improvise.

As Johnny drove towards the Pacific Ocean, Derek was sitting in the trunk. It was open so he would have enough o espaço to sit down.

Derek: I thought you said we would improvise! This is much worse!
Johnny: It's either that, or we tie you to the roof of a Karmann Ghia!
Derek: Can we please switch Lewis?!
Lewis: Uh, you wouldn't like it up here! The seats are very uncomfortable. *Laughing*
Johnny: That's kinda cruel.
Lewis: He owes me for that last assignment we did in Chile.

Near the Pacific Ocean, Ms. A was enjoying the view.

Ms. A: *In a room with several terrorists, looking out at the ocean*
Terrorist 49: *Walks in with a plastic container* I brought over your request from the cafe down the road.
Ms. A: Thank you. Please place it on my desk.

Johnny and his friends weren't far away.

Lewis: Now take a left onto Forbury Road, and it'll be in front of us.
Johnny: *Takes the left turn* I see them. How close do you think we have to be before they start shooting at us?
Lewis: I think the better pergunta is, how far do we have to be?
Terrorist 58: *Spots the Mustang* Open fire!! *Shooting at Johnny*
Johnny: Everybody get out and take cover!!

The three agents got out of the car, and took cover behind a building as they dodged numerous bullets.

Lewis: We're not even near the motel, and already they're trying to kill us.
Johnny: There's a motel?
Derek: Yes.
Johnny: Alright, maybe we can find another way over there without getting shot.
Lewis: No use. They have at least five people guarding the motel on every rua in this block.
Johnny: Well it's not exactly a big block, is it?
Lewis: I suppose not.
Derek: *Shoots a terrorist* We better mover now before mais of them get towards us.

Meanwhile, inside the motel.

Ms. A: What do you mean they're here?!?!
Terrorist 16: The two British agents have a 3rd person helping them out.
Ms. A: Who the hell is this 3rd person?
Terrorist 16: I don't know, but if he helps them take out all of our men in this sector, we will need to send someone to get backup from Mosgiel.
Ms. A: What if the agents kill the men we send?
Terrorist 16: Give everyone an L86, even the driver. They won't be stopped.
Ms. A: You better be right about this.

Johnny got towards the motel with Lewis, and Derek. They saw the group of men going to Mosgiel.

Lewis: Where are they off to?
Johnny: They might be going somewhere to get backup.
Derek: We'll take care of them. *Runs off with Lewis*
Lewis: We're going to need a car as well. Where do we go?
Derek: *Watching a lady park a Volvo 240 nearby. She turns the car off, and walks into a store* She left the key in the ignition. Let's go. *Runs off with Lewis*
Lady 48: *About to buy a six pack of Dr. Pepper, when she hears her car starting* Wait. *Turns around, and sees Derek drive away in her car* No! *Runs out of the store* Come back!
Lewis: We will!
Derek: There they are. Everyone has a machine gun.
Lewis: *Pulls out his PPK* Alright Walther, do your duty. *Fires two bullets. One hits the right back door, and the other hits it's window*
Terrorist 45: Hey, that's them!
Terrorist 28: Open fire! *Shooting at Lewis, and Derek with his L86*

Lewis and Derek ducked, as the front of the car was riddled with bullets.

Lewis: *Shoots one terrorist*
Derek: *Rams the terrorists*
Terrorist 45: *Firing at the two, shattering both windows on their doors*
Lewis & Derek: *Ducking*
Derek: We might as well stay down here.
Lewis: Get back behind them.
Derek: *Gets back behind the terrorists*

Meanwhile, Johnny was trying to find a way into the motel. Twenty five people were between him, and Ms. A.

Narrator: I didn't have enough ammo for my 45 to kill them all. I thought of a way to get my hands on one of the L86's that the terrorists had.
Johnny: *Waiting behind a Subaru*
Narrator: I went to a spot behind their cars where no one could see me, except for one person. He just had to get close enough, and I could have his gun. My only hope was that no one else would follow the one guy.
Johnny: *Uses his 45 to put a dent on the bumper of one of the cars, making the alarm go off*
Terrorist 62: Someone turn that off!
Terrorist 9: I'll go.
Narrator: I peaked around the side of the car, and saw no one else following him. An L86 would soon be mine.
Terrorist 9: *Opens the door, and grabs the key. He turns off the alarm*
Johnny: *Strangles the terrorist*
Terrorist 62: Hey! *Shooting at Johnny*
Johnny: *Uses the L86 to kill the other terrorist*

Inside

Ms. A: I heard gunfire. What's going on?!
Terrorist 39: It appears that we may have an intruder.
Ms. A: Maybe it's one of the British agents.
Terrorist 39: No. They're chasing down those four. They called us about it, but they have those two under control.

Even though they didn't.

Derek: *Hits the car*
Lewis: *Shoots the driver, and the terrorist behind him* That's it. We got them all!
Derek: Time to head back, and help Johnny. *Drifts while doing a u turn*
Terrorists: *Firing at Johnny*
Johnny: *Taking cover behind a rock to the left of the parking lot. He returns fire, and kills five terrorists*
Terrorist 21: He roubou an L86 from one of our guys.
Terrorist 54: And he also has a potro, colt 45.

Song: link

Ms. A: *Storms out of her office* What the hell is happening out here?!
Terrorist 68: They found the intruder outside. He's por the parking lot.
Ms. A: Then kill him!
Terrorist 68: He has taken cover behind a rock. If we get too close, he'll kill us.
Ms. A: Find some grenades, and throw them towards the intruder.
Terrorist 75: Yes ma'am. *Runs off to fetch grenades*
Johnny: *Shoots the terrorist*
Terrorist 75: *Falls down the stairs, and breaks his neck*
Johnny: I got 50 bullets left, and 28 for the 45.
Terrorist 68: I don't like the way this is going.
Ms. A: I'm grabbing my gun, and I'll be right back. *Runs off to fetch her gun*
Johnny: *Shoots three mais terrorists, having them killed*
Ms. A: *Walks into her office, and opens a drawer. Her gun is a silver Beretta with a pearl grip*
Johnny: *Kills five mais terrorists*
Narrator: Well, I used up all of the bullets in the L86, but I killed everyone. All except one.
Ms. A: *Looks at herself in the mirror* Squadron 86 will prevail. We must bring mais terrorism to the world. Today, New Zealand. Tomorrow, the world.
Johnny: *Passes the rock, and heads towards the stairs*
Ms. A: Let's give the guest outside a surprise. *Walks to a patio, and goes down a ladder*
Johnny: *Reaches the topo, início of the stairs, and goes inside the motel*
Narrator: I didn't know she went outside, but I was prepared. Derek and Lewis weren't the only ones counting on me to kill this evil woman. There were hundreds of thousands of Americans that wanted me to kill her for what she did to those tourists. The Australians want someone to avenge those two dead agents from ASIS, and finally, there's a lot of people in England hoping for Derek, and Lewis to return safely.
Johnny: *Walks into Ms. A's office*
Ms. A: *Goes into the parking lot, and looks at the rock. She checks behind, and sees that Johnny is not there*

Inside a bathroom, a door got kicked open. After kicking the door open, Johnny walked in, and searched the stalls. All of the stall doors were open, and nobody was inside

Johnny: *Heads out of the bathroom*
Ms. A: *Walks into the motel* If he's not in this level, I'll go back upstairs, and check my office.
Johnny: *Goes outside, and walks down the stairs*
Ms. A: *Going up another flight of stairs*
Johnny: *Watches Ms. A, then heads back up the stairs*
Narrator: I could feel sweat coming out of my palms as I waited on the 2nd floor. This had to end soon.
Ms. A: *Slowly walks onto the 2nd floor*
Johnny: *Walks into Ms. A's office, and quietly closes the door. He looks at the door that leads to the patio, and opens it*
Derek: *Walking back to the motel*
Lewis: Whoa, looks like a bloodbath.
Derek: Those are Squadron 86 terrorists however.
Lewis: Johnny must have gotten his hands onto something powerful. We better keep quiet in case there's a few others.
Derek: Hold it. *Spots Ms. A on the patio* She's going back inside.
Lewis: You could have shot her.
Derek: What if there's mais people in there? They could have Johnny as a hostage.
Lewis: I really hope that's not the case.
Ms. A: *Slowly moving down the hallway, checking her back during the process*
Lewis: We better mover in. *Goes with Derek towards the stairs*
Ms. A: *Getting close to the door of her office. She opens it, then sees the patio door open. She begins to walk to the patio*
Johnny: Hello there.
Ms. A: *Turns to the left, and sees Johnny sitting at her desk*
Johnny: *Shoots Ms. A in the chest*
Ms. A: *Drops her gun as she holds her wound* You! You bloody American!
Johnny: *Shoots her six times in the face*
Ms. A: *Falls down*
Lewis: *Runs in with Derek* Johnny Lightning at his finest!
Derek: That looks very comfortable.
Johnny: I'd be mais comfortable sitting with you two on a jet to London. Now that our mission's accomplished, what do you say we spend a few days of R&R together?
Lewis: We're taking you to the best pub in town, and all of the drinks are on me.
Johnny: I can't say no to that.

Song (Start at 1:04): link

The End

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from April 16, 2018
 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
posted by Canada24
#1:
Critic: So our story begins when they spot two children who, you guessed it, stopped caring.
Friend Bear: Hi. I'm Friend Bear, and this is Secret Bear. We're Care Bears. (both stand up and pose)
Jason: (in disgusted tone) What do you want?
Friend Bear: Only to be your friends.
NC (vo): Actually, I always wondered what counted as quote/unquote "Caring." I mean, if I'm ordering a pizza with a friend, is it like...
[Cuts to skit with two NCs talking to each other]
NC 1: Hey, what kind of toppings you want?
NC 2: Eh, I don't care. (In panicked tone) No, no, wait! I didn't mea- (sparkling effects sound...
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(Let's get this out of the way right now. If you're taking this artigo even remotely seriously, then you probably aren't as smart as you think you are. Enjoy! XD)

"The desire to create is one of the deepest yearnings of the human soul." -Elder Uchtdorf

The desire to create actual GOOD content though is a completely different story, it'd seem. So get out'cher popcorn, soda, and whatever the hell else humanity gives people nowadays, because I'm about to teach your pathetic lowlifes how to make a good fanpop article! ^_^

(Safety Not Guaranteed o_O)

First off, you need to think of a good title. Y'know,...
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 Cristian "Hyuga" Medina
Cristian "Hyuga" Medina
First off, this is NOT an artigo I wanted to make. It really infuriates me how something like this can happen in such an innocent community, but hey, I'm just bringing this hear to spread the word and give my opinion the subject.

Basically, for those of you who have NO idea what's happening, a fellow and pretty Super Smash Bros player por the code-name of Hyuga, who is widely regarded as one of the best (if not the best) Toon Link players in the world on both Smash Bros Brawl and Smash Bros 4 in the entire world, was accused of sexually harassing a fellow Smash Bros player code-named VikkiKitty...
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Welcome to my complete character index! Basically, over the years I've made up a lot of either my own characters, or added existing ones from shows and whatnot for the sake of entertainment and imagination.

And in this one, you'll see all of them from A-Z, as well as their history. So without further ado, let's get this night off right!

AnimuLuvr21


First Appearance: A dia In The Life Of A fanpop User


(The character above is Konata Izumi from Lucky Star)

A character I made in one of my skit articles, and I do plan on using her in mais articles, as long as the context fits well.

Personality is...
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posted by TheMagicLoki
Unfortunately, I have been caught up in other issues for the past week and there is thus no new tartaruga sanduíche this week. But I am composição literária this to establish many things, seeing as although I didn't have much "doing stuff" time, I had plenty of time to think.

1. Despite delays individual to this week, I will have time in the future to make this work on a weekly basis, and so it will stay that way.
2. I have thought mais about how video games would work with this, and decided that they actually wouldn't.
3. Between filmes and TV shows, I want there to be some schedule for the order of them. But I also realize that I watch filmes far mais often than entire seasons of TV shows, and that a lot of people are probably the same on that. Therefore, for every month, I will select the last Tuesday to be for TV shows, and the rest will be movies.

I am sorry for failing this city (or whatever city you might live in) this week, but I will attempt to make mais time for this in the future.
I've been meaning to do this for a while. This is a countdown, meaning that number one is the best. Also, this is just my personal opinion so keep your rude comments to yourself. I hope you like it and please tell me what you think.
 10. Gilda Radner. A talented lady.
10. Gilda Radner. A talented lady.
 9. Maia Morgenstern. Mother of jesus in Passion of the Christ.
9. Maia Morgenstern. Mother of Jesus in Passion of the Christ.
 8. Robert Shaw. Ole Quint.
8. Robert Shaw. Ole Quint.
 7. Divine. amor him or hate him, you've got to admire his guts.
7. Divine. Love him or hate him, you've got to admire his guts.
 6. Natalie Wood. Soooo pretty! I've got a crush on her.
6. Natalie Wood. Soooo pretty! I've got a crush on her.
 5. Lionel Barrymore. A wonderful actor.
5. Lionel Barrymore. A wonderful actor.
 4. Sharon Tate. What a woman! My ultimate girl crush.
4. Sharon Tate. What a woman! My ultimate girl crush.
 3. fred figglehorn Rogers. Big part of my childhood.
3. Fred Rogers. Big part of my childhood.
 2. G.W. Bailey. Aww, amor this guy!
2. G.W. Bailey. Aww, love this guy!
 1. Sal Mineo. Oh my gosh, I amor amor amor this man! The first time I saw him was on ‘Escape from the Planet of the Apes’. I’ve been in amor with him for many years. He's the stuff dreams are made of.
1. Sal Mineo. Oh my gosh, I LOVE LOVE LOVE this man! The first time I saw him was on ‘Escape from the Planet of the Apes’. I’ve been in love with him for many years. He's the stuff dreams are made of.
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I'm not saying this is a perfect movie.
But it's actually a surprisingly GOOD movie.

It starts off on On October 29, 1993 where the parents of Charlie Grimille record him as he is part of the SCHOOL PLAY.

During the play, Charlie is put on a fake noose, as part of the play. But suddenly the trap door opens, like you see in real noose sets, but it is soon revealed that this was NOT be part of the act. And Charlie is accidentally hung for real.

20 years later however, students at the same school resurrect the failed play as a misguided attempt to honor the accident.

A student named Reese Houser...
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1-Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or self-confidence.
(Robert Frost)

2-The roots of education are amargo, amarga but the frutas is sweet.
(Aristotle)

3-Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the future. (Nelson Mandela)

4-Education is not learning of facts , but the training of minds to think. (Albert Einstein)

5-Education is not preparation for life, Education is life
itself (John Dewey)

6-Education is the movement from darkness to light.
(Allan Bloom)

7-The highest result of education is tolerance.
(Helen Keller)
When a guy flirts with other women.while out with his girl, it. may be he is just trying to be funny and charming or seem polite. Or he may secretly be feeling insecure. Maybe he fears his gal is still.into her ex, or worries she may be seeing simeone else besides him. He wont come out and say his fears, so rather he tries to appear mais of a stud flirting with ladies. What he may not realize is this drives a gal away and makes her feel unimportant. How would a guy like it if a gal behaved that way toward him? Does anyone have any suggestions how to deal with this obnoxious male behavior? Does a gal call him out on it? Or simply walk away, as I did from a guy I loved a lot, and not call him out on it, just simply tell him, "You hurt me."?
posted by Canada24
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This is Lisa,(.) she is my friend. My mom and dad don't see her, so they say she is my imaginary friend. Lisa is a nice friend(.)
Page 2
Today I tried to plant a flor in the yard. I tried to plant it por the Sandbox, but Lisa said that is where her daddy is sleeping, so I planted it in a cup of dirt.
Page 3
Lisa is at school with me today. I brot (Brought) her for show and tell, but Mrs. Monroe got mad, because she can't see her. Lisa got sad, so she hid the Chalkboard eraser.
Page 4
Yesterday was my birthday party. Mommy bought pizza, but no one came. Lisa said people came to the porch and...
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posted by deathding
 Let's do this.
Let's do this.
-When I go off to a restaurant/store and the lines are longer than the amazonas, amazon, amazônia River

-When I'm hungry/thirsty but am too lazy to do anything about it

-Doing the same chores every dia of the week

-Waking up when I'm REALLY tired

-40% of the current generation for being senseless jerks with little to no knowledge of courtesy or grammar

-When someone spoils a movie I wanted to see

-When I bite my tongue/lip

-Random black-outs that interrupt EVERYTHING

-When I go somewhere just to find out that it's been closed for an hour

-Being forced to go somewhere when I REALLY don't want to

-School Days, both the anime...
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(I made this around two years atrás and never finished it so..... HERE YOU GO. XD)

(By the way, this was originally going to be a video so expect to see some *Insert Here* moments. :P Not that it matters, I doubt anyone will even read all this anyways but WHATEVER. ENJOY.)

Ah, Atari. A classic game company that made so many classic titles. Among those were some of my personal favorites, centopéia, centopeia and Millipede. First off, Centipede, released in 1981, was a vertically oriented shoot em up classic designed por Ed Logg, who also made Super Breakout and co-developed the game Asteroids with Lyle Rains....
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#10: LUCY:
I haven't actually seen this movie, but somebody told me how stupid the ending is.
Lucy reaches 100% of her cerebral capacity and disappears within the spacetime continuum, where she explains that everything is connected and existence is only proven through time. Only her clothes and the black supercomputer are left behind.
And she herself suddenly disappears into thin air.
leaving only a text, saying, "I AM EVERYWHERE!".
It's bad enough Hellsing Ultmate pulled that line..

#9: TWO AND A HALF MEN:
I amor this show, but it become less and less popular after Charlie left. And the producers...
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I wanted to include some of my favorito disturbing events in history. This is only a brief overview of the events, I encourage you to go research them yourselves. I intentionally included a lot of the lesser known events in history.

0, Ant-walking alligator people of Hiroshima
I know this is an old artigo that probably no one goes to anymore, but I have something I need to take off my mind. I am a little hard to disturb when it comes to military history, but this... I've been struggling with it all morning. I'll just say this, don't look it up, don't look for the pictures, save yourself the...
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posted by slenderman777
Item #: SCP-509

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-509-A and SCP-509-B are both to be contained on-site, due to their immobility. Each is to be cordoned off, and any members of the public turned away. Outside of research and maintenance purposes, no humans or pigs, living or dead, are to be allowed into either structure. Personnel may safely enter and leave SCP-509-A and SCP-509-B within four minutos of activation and while inactive.

After testing, any living humans recovered from SCP-509-B are to be trained as Level 0 personnel and assigned to minimal security positions. Personnel...
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posted by chrystea
you will need an object(you can carry),a yellow or white candle and pure honey(essencial).
note:this spell can be casted any time,any day.
okay,step one;light the candle and hold it in your left hand.
step2;put a little honey in your mouth(don't swallow)get a pitch of honey on the object,hold the object in your right hand,close your eyes and chant"i call upon the the dark god of magick to protect me from all negative energies and forces that may come my way,may this be my magic wand to make my wish come true so mote it be.
open your eyes,put the wand in the candle fire, let it burn for a minuto then after that use the honey to quench fire,BING BANG BOOM! it's done!have fun.
added by 3xZ