Theme Song
Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. You can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!
Episode 3: You Have Received A Message
Miss. Heart: *Reading a book in bed*
Wayne: *Walks into the room, and takes off his shoes*
Miss. Heart: You seem unhappy. Is something wrong?
Wayne: I cannot go back to work!
Miss. Heart: What's the matter?
Wayne: I'm under payed that's what. The grocery store has too much work for me to do, and to topo, início it all off, Liam arrived to buy a watermelon!
Miss. Heart: He saw you?!
Wayne: No, but I was scared to do anything about it. My co-workers even told me to pay attention.
Miss. Heart: They said that to you?
Wayne: Yeah!
Miss. Heart: They have no right to do something that terrible. Who do they think they are to speak to you that way?
Wayne: I don't know! *Sighs* Let's talk about it tomorrow, and get some sleep.
Miss. Heart: Okay. *Puts her book seguinte to a lamp, and turns off the lights*
seguinte dia at the nut house.
Mr. Nut: *At Wayne, and Miss. Heart's table* Boy, you look tired Wayne. Anything I can do for you?
Miss. Heart: Just get us a bife with A1 sauce, and cebola rings. Don't forget the beer.
Mr. Nut: Coming right your way. *Goes to the kitchen*
Wayne: Now what?
Miss. Heart: You got to force everyone at the store to respect you.
Wayne: I know just how to do it. They won't be treating me poorly when I'm through with them.
IGA, the store that Wayne works at. Once he walked in, he clocked in, and walked to his co-workers working in the dairy section.
Wayne: Listen up everyone!
Others: *Working*
Wayne: Yo! I'm talking to you!
Others: *Stop what they're doing, and turn around to look at Wayne*
Wayne: You haven't been giving me the treatment I deserve.
Yellow Square: You're right. We should be hitting you until you bleed.
Wayne: That's not what I meant. You won't be treating me poorly when I'm through with you. Three words will make you think twice before you do mais wrong to me. I demand respect!
Yellow Square: That's it?
laranja Circle: He obviously doesn't know how life works.
Yellow Square: Let me handle this.
Back home.
Miss. Heart: *In bed, leitura a book*
Wayne: *Limps into the room with a black eye, and a bloody nose*
Miss. Heart: *Gasps when she sees Wayne* What happened?
Wayne: What happened, what do you mean what happened? They beat me up.
Miss. Heart: Who's they?
Wayne: My co-workers. *Gets into bed* I'm sorry, but your plan was no good. The boss even thought I started the fight, and said if I start another one, I'll get fired.
Miss. Heart: But you didn't start the fight. Did you?
Wayne: Of course not.
There was three segundos of silence, and then....
Wayne: I think it's time to mover on. Find a different job.
Miss. Heart: Are you sure Wayne?
Wayne: It maybe complicated to find jobs nowadays, but anything is better than that grocery store.
Wayne was back at the nut house. He had twenty minutos until it was time to work at IGA.
Wayne: *Holding a black sharpie* My lucky marker. *Looking at brown paper* And a paper towel from the bathroom. *Takes the boné, cap off his marker, and doodles with his eyes closed* Boy. This is much mais complicated than I thought. How am I going to tell my boss that I want to quit, and mover onto something else? It's just too complicated. Way too complicated.
Kevin: *Appears behind Wayne* Is that a bird?
Wayne: What? *Opens his eyes, and looks at what he drew* Why, yes it is.
Wayne didn't realize it yet, but he drew a cardinal. The detail was amazing.
Kevin: You know, Parker makes a lot of money in drawings like that. You should talk to him. Perhaps you can work together.
Wayne: You know what Kevin? I usually try to avoid you, and your friend Liam, but I like your idea. I will try it.
Kevin: Good. I wish you luck. *Walks away*
Wayne: *Looks at the bird again* This gives me another idea.
At IGA, the manager, a brown pentágono was sitting on a bench. She was smoking a cigarette looking at the parking lot in front of her. It was full of Lincolns, and Chryslers. Then, Wayne arrived in a black '56 Bel Air.
Ending Theme: link
Wayne: *Stops in front of Tammy* oi Tammy!
Tammy: *Staring at Wayne* You're ten minutos late!
Wayne: It doesn't matter. *Drops a brown paper towel* Read that, and find out why! *Does a burn out as he drives away*
Tammy: *Goes to the paper towel, picks it up, and reads it*
Dear Tammy, I quit. Signed, Wayne
End Credits
Mr. Nut: *Turns on the closed sign* Closing time.
Parker: Just one mais minute!
Mr. Nut: No Parker, it's time to go.
Kevin: *Helps Parker to the door* Come on Parker.
Parker: No!!!!
David: *Shakes his head no*
Mr. Nut: See you later fellas.
Kevin: *Jumps, and his name appears below him*
David: *Confused, he also jumps, but his name does not appear* Huh, weird. *His name falls on the ground seguinte to him* Oh cool. *Grabs his name, but it goes up very quickly, taking him along the way*
Liam: *Looks up at David* Where's he going? *His name appears from the bottom, and gets under Liam's feet, also taking him up to the sky* Whoa. Cool!!
Liz: *Looking up at Liam* Have fun not being able to breath. *Gets hit in the head por her name*
Wayne: *Looks at Liz, and laughs, but he gets hit from the front por his name*
Miss. Heart: Uh oh. *Also gets hit por her name*
Parker: Everyone's either gone, or beaten up por floating names. I can go in. *Sees his name on the door* When did that get there?.. Maybe I can wait until tomorrow to come back. *Leaves*
Mr. Nut: *Goes upstairs to his room, and gets into his bed. He turns off the lights*
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from November 5, 2016
Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. You can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!
Episode 3: You Have Received A Message
Miss. Heart: *Reading a book in bed*
Wayne: *Walks into the room, and takes off his shoes*
Miss. Heart: You seem unhappy. Is something wrong?
Wayne: I cannot go back to work!
Miss. Heart: What's the matter?
Wayne: I'm under payed that's what. The grocery store has too much work for me to do, and to topo, início it all off, Liam arrived to buy a watermelon!
Miss. Heart: He saw you?!
Wayne: No, but I was scared to do anything about it. My co-workers even told me to pay attention.
Miss. Heart: They said that to you?
Wayne: Yeah!
Miss. Heart: They have no right to do something that terrible. Who do they think they are to speak to you that way?
Wayne: I don't know! *Sighs* Let's talk about it tomorrow, and get some sleep.
Miss. Heart: Okay. *Puts her book seguinte to a lamp, and turns off the lights*
seguinte dia at the nut house.
Mr. Nut: *At Wayne, and Miss. Heart's table* Boy, you look tired Wayne. Anything I can do for you?
Miss. Heart: Just get us a bife with A1 sauce, and cebola rings. Don't forget the beer.
Mr. Nut: Coming right your way. *Goes to the kitchen*
Wayne: Now what?
Miss. Heart: You got to force everyone at the store to respect you.
Wayne: I know just how to do it. They won't be treating me poorly when I'm through with them.
IGA, the store that Wayne works at. Once he walked in, he clocked in, and walked to his co-workers working in the dairy section.
Wayne: Listen up everyone!
Others: *Working*
Wayne: Yo! I'm talking to you!
Others: *Stop what they're doing, and turn around to look at Wayne*
Wayne: You haven't been giving me the treatment I deserve.
Yellow Square: You're right. We should be hitting you until you bleed.
Wayne: That's not what I meant. You won't be treating me poorly when I'm through with you. Three words will make you think twice before you do mais wrong to me. I demand respect!
Yellow Square: That's it?
laranja Circle: He obviously doesn't know how life works.
Yellow Square: Let me handle this.
Back home.
Miss. Heart: *In bed, leitura a book*
Wayne: *Limps into the room with a black eye, and a bloody nose*
Miss. Heart: *Gasps when she sees Wayne* What happened?
Wayne: What happened, what do you mean what happened? They beat me up.
Miss. Heart: Who's they?
Wayne: My co-workers. *Gets into bed* I'm sorry, but your plan was no good. The boss even thought I started the fight, and said if I start another one, I'll get fired.
Miss. Heart: But you didn't start the fight. Did you?
Wayne: Of course not.
There was three segundos of silence, and then....
Wayne: I think it's time to mover on. Find a different job.
Miss. Heart: Are you sure Wayne?
Wayne: It maybe complicated to find jobs nowadays, but anything is better than that grocery store.
Wayne was back at the nut house. He had twenty minutos until it was time to work at IGA.
Wayne: *Holding a black sharpie* My lucky marker. *Looking at brown paper* And a paper towel from the bathroom. *Takes the boné, cap off his marker, and doodles with his eyes closed* Boy. This is much mais complicated than I thought. How am I going to tell my boss that I want to quit, and mover onto something else? It's just too complicated. Way too complicated.
Kevin: *Appears behind Wayne* Is that a bird?
Wayne: What? *Opens his eyes, and looks at what he drew* Why, yes it is.
Wayne didn't realize it yet, but he drew a cardinal. The detail was amazing.
Kevin: You know, Parker makes a lot of money in drawings like that. You should talk to him. Perhaps you can work together.
Wayne: You know what Kevin? I usually try to avoid you, and your friend Liam, but I like your idea. I will try it.
Kevin: Good. I wish you luck. *Walks away*
Wayne: *Looks at the bird again* This gives me another idea.
At IGA, the manager, a brown pentágono was sitting on a bench. She was smoking a cigarette looking at the parking lot in front of her. It was full of Lincolns, and Chryslers. Then, Wayne arrived in a black '56 Bel Air.
Ending Theme: link
Wayne: *Stops in front of Tammy* oi Tammy!
Tammy: *Staring at Wayne* You're ten minutos late!
Wayne: It doesn't matter. *Drops a brown paper towel* Read that, and find out why! *Does a burn out as he drives away*
Tammy: *Goes to the paper towel, picks it up, and reads it*
Dear Tammy, I quit. Signed, Wayne
End Credits
Mr. Nut: *Turns on the closed sign* Closing time.
Parker: Just one mais minute!
Mr. Nut: No Parker, it's time to go.
Kevin: *Helps Parker to the door* Come on Parker.
Parker: No!!!!
David: *Shakes his head no*
Mr. Nut: See you later fellas.
Kevin: *Jumps, and his name appears below him*
David: *Confused, he also jumps, but his name does not appear* Huh, weird. *His name falls on the ground seguinte to him* Oh cool. *Grabs his name, but it goes up very quickly, taking him along the way*
Liam: *Looks up at David* Where's he going? *His name appears from the bottom, and gets under Liam's feet, also taking him up to the sky* Whoa. Cool!!
Liz: *Looking up at Liam* Have fun not being able to breath. *Gets hit in the head por her name*
Wayne: *Looks at Liz, and laughs, but he gets hit from the front por his name*
Miss. Heart: Uh oh. *Also gets hit por her name*
Parker: Everyone's either gone, or beaten up por floating names. I can go in. *Sees his name on the door* When did that get there?.. Maybe I can wait until tomorrow to come back. *Leaves*
Mr. Nut: *Goes upstairs to his room, and gets into his bed. He turns off the lights*
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from November 5, 2016
There is no peace, there is PEPE
There is no fear, there is Shadilay(Peace be upon him).
There is no death, there is God Emperor.
There is no weakness, there is the MEMES.
I am the coração of darkness.
I know no fear.
But rather I instil it in my enemies.
I am the destroyer of worlds.
I know the power of the MEMES.
I am the fogo of hate.
All the universe bows before kek.
I pledge myself to kek.
For I have found true life In the death of SocJus.
Peace is a lie, there is only Kek.
Through passion, I gain salt.
Through Shadilay(Peace be upon him), I gain power.
Through power, I gain Lulz.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The MEMES shall set me free.
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