aleatório Club
cadastrar-se
Fanpop
New Post
Explore Fanpop
(NOTE: This entire artigo is just a giant middle finger to the trolls who like medal-whoring their way to victory, and EVERYTHING in it was meant to be taken as a joke. We good? Alright. =D)

oi everyone, it's Deathding here once again.... >:D

So I was pondering the other dia on what to do with my life and how I can get actual goddamn HUMANS to notice and like me. And then, I came up with the be-all end-all ultimate plan.....

LET'S GO TROLL SPAM THE FUCK OUT OF EVERY CLUB EVER! ^___^

Surely this won't get me banned, right? Now let me just visit my perfil really quick to see if I got a medal.....



The hell? Where's my page? @____@ Oh no..... THOSE BASTARDS JUST HITLER'D MY PROFILE! D:

Well, there goes THAT idea. I must think harder, hmm........

I GOT IT! :D How about I PM fanpop a thousand goddamn times? Surely they'll fall down to sympathy, right? I mean come on, who the FUCK resists a good beg? ^___^

 Sending the message now! :D
Sending the message now! :D


THERE WE GO MEN, NOW ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS WAIT..... :D

*Two Days Later*

Alright, SURELY they've responded por now. I mean, busy company or not, there's no way they haven't done anything in TWO entire days. HAHA! ^___^

See? I told you guys it'd work, they sent me a message! I bet it's telling me I got a MEDAL!!!!! =D =D =D



FUCKIN' HELL, THEY JUST TSAR BOMBED MY ASS! D:

(By the way kids, don't play with AN602 Hydrogen Tsar Bombs. You've been warned.)

Well shit, there's only one option left now..... I MUST-

Fanpop: Why don't you just try getting them the way you were supposed to? Contributing and being, oh I don't know, NICE? :P

...........NEVER! >:D

Fanpop: Welp. You asked for it. Don't say we didn't warn you. ;)

Wait, what? Just what are you guys up to.....?

Oh, hey! :D Up in the sky! It's a bird, it's a plane, it's my Uncle San Jose!

WAIT A MINUTE........ O_____O



I'LL GET YOU seguinte TIME FANPOP, seguinte TIME!
added by RACHELxTRENT
added by Wolfdreamer9
Source: Deviant Art
added by PoddoChan
Source: The Internet
posted by Forgot_To_Laugh
The sky turned as dark as the eerie path in an endless cave as I walked briskly up the pathway of my new house. I finally reached the door and the strong, cold wind howled in my ears and tore away the last of autumn's golden leaves. I took a deep breath, opened the door and cautiously stepped inside. I was greeted por a grand entrance hall and the greatest flight of stairs I've ever seen! I decided to take a tour around this magnificent mansion. "Am I dead or am I alive?" I'd whisper, absolutely stunned. I opened the door of my new bedroom. I felt a buzz of excitement erupt in me. There was a portrait that hung over the king size bed. It was of a girl with long, wavy ginger hair. she wore a navy ball vestido and her eyes shone like sapphires. I unpacked my bags, got into my PJs and read a chapter of my book.
Note: This was done as a dare from one of my friends. >.> I don't like writing, and I'm really not into romance, so this is going to be a real challenge for me. This will turn out horrible, I can tell. o3o

She shivers, and wraps her scarf around herself a bit tighter. A few snowflakes delicately falls from the grey sky, a few of them landed on her long, thick lashes.

She glances wistfully out into the horizon. He will be here soon, or so she hopes. She comes here every week, no matter the weather, hoping to see him again. It had been three full years already, since he left. She'd promised...
continue reading...
Logical reasons...
why Harry Potter v.s Twilight

*WARNING SPOILERS*

Hi! I'm Cinnominbubble and I have noticed the war between fandoms have been going on for a while with no clear outcome. There is a reason to this-We are stubborn. Twihards want to stick up for Stephanie Meyer, whilst Potterheads want to do the same for J. K. Rowling. But, I have noticed something. Many of our reasonings aren't exactly logical. I mean, not to be offensive, some of our strongest points are downright idiotic!(from both sides) I'd like to come up with some smarter points to help people see our side of the story, whatever...
continue reading...
Brillindier, The Shadow Forest, ano 7853009

A tower of stone rises out from the hills, so tall it comes above the trees. Silver water falls over the towers from the mountainside. Elves dwell in this castle, merrily cantar and dancing in the halls, yet their king, Airune approaches, thus they fall silent. His dark ebony robes fall back behind him and his hair is in a thick braid, of which falls below his knees.
'My young servants,' Airune addresses his servants, 'what silences thee? Are ye afraid of thy king?'
'No, my lord,' a young woman under the name of Hsiviam spoke up.
Airune turned to thy...
continue reading...
Carcisia Gruesetal skipped down the drveway, a slightly damp, redish envolope in her hand. She went into her house and layed the envolope on the table. she looked at the adress on the back of the envolope. It read in spidery handwriting; from anonymous.

A shiver ran down Carcisia's spine but she opened the envolope anyways. She pulled out a damp red letter. She unfolded it. Written in blood it said; IT IS YOUR TURN! DON'T TRY TO GET AWAY! YOUR FATE IS DECIDED!

Carcisia screamed and ran out of her house, but a tall man with long brown hair stood in her way. He hand cuffed her and shoved her...
continue reading...
 Could This be The Proof of Life We've Been Looking For?
Could This be The Proof of Life We've Been Looking For?
recently NASA received pictures from their rover in Mars. none of the fotografias looked odd except one. they looked mais into the matter. at first they claimed it to be a simple chemical compound mix making a shape but now they're not so sure. some still claim it to be nothing but others are saying that life has finally been found. in that picture there is 2 rocks and in the middle of them there appears to be a rat. so what do you think? life finally proved or a chemical compound making an unusual shape?
 curiosity rover
curiosity rover
This is important to horror fãs and collectors alike because as Child's Play series fãs we are extremely limited in choice as far as accurate replicas go and are forced to pay ridiculous amounts of money for one replica usually of foreign origin because every single worth while piece created for this film is of limited release and considered extremely rare. It's not right for fãs of the series to have to pay 2,000 average for a replica and one from 5 years atrás at that. We want a "to scale" accurate replica of Chucky from the original Child's Play films in his unstitched form.

Please sign this petition, it'd mean a lot to me!: link
posted by StarWarrior
PROLOGE
“You can’t!” I screeched, griping the thick grama beneath my paws.
    “The whole forest will belong to the Pack of Shadows!” the dark lobo exclaimed enthusiastically, his pele, peles flickering like shadows, “No lobo will stop us!”
    I have to do something! I couldn’t let it end like this! Not with the alpha in this state! Not with the pack dividido, dividir in four!
    “Out of my way pup!” he tossed me aside like a tiny mouse.
    “No!” I leaped at him, biting and clawing with all my strength.
    “This is pointless! You cannot defeat me she-wolf!” I felt him bite me and fling me away again. I was too tired to mover now, after traveling this far without resting, I can no longer breathe enough to live.
    I’m over; this is the end of the Pack of Ice! I lay winded and defeated, awaiting death’s arrival patiently.
posted by klaine_forever
░░░░▄██████████████████▄░░░░░
░░░█▀░░░░░░░░░░░▀▀███████░░░░
░░█▌░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▀██████░░░
░█▌░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░███████▌░░
░█░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░████████░░
▐▌░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▀██████▌░░
░▌▄███▌░░░░▀████▄░░░░▀████▌░░...
continue reading...
Prologue

The sun is just minutos from rising and the night is growing lighter. An alter made entirely of blue marble, jade, and amethyst is illuminated. Two tiny bebês lie on topo, início writhing and screaming in discomfort. They are naked, only a few days old and the chill of the stone slowly seeping into their bones will surely kill them. The larger of the two will not stop screaming while her twin just sobs quietly.
Their frail mother stands a few feet away determined to finish what she came here to do but her eyes are bloodshot and red raw from her constant tears. But she is not alone. Her husband...
continue reading...
posted by misscrazel
PROLOGUE
I watched a deer bound through the trees. I was about to turn and leave when I saw somone, or something crouching in the bushes. I walked a bit closer. He looked like a teenager but he wasn't much bigger then me. He had long blond hair and bright big blue eyes. Then I saw something odd. His ears were pointed. And they weren't just slightly pointed. Like an elf's. I stepped closer and he darted away through the trees. 
I chased after him barley keeping up. Once I lost him but then I saw a flash of his blond hair. Just when I was tiring he abruptly stopped. I would've bumped into him...
continue reading...
posted by TheFan2000
5:45 AM- Wake up, whine to parents about a terrible headache
6:00 AM- Discover that temperature is 99 degrees, go back to sleep
6:45 AM- Wake up again suffering a severe bout of chills and feeling extremely groggy
7:00 AM- Eat breakfast, make final decision to stay início from school
7:30 AM- Suffer another episode of chills and go up to bedroom
7:35 AM- Take a morning nap before chills get worse
7:45 AM- Become extremely cold, get another headache, crank up the heated blanket to the highest it'll go
8:00 AM- Violently yank off heated blanket and turn down heat after waking up sweating
9:00 AM- Wake...
continue reading...
1. Leaving holes in the backstory.

As learned from Marty Chan, the human imagination is not only the most beautiful place in the world, it can also be the most horrific. If a person leaves some o espaço empty (ex: "Tara disappeared after the encounter and was never heard from again....") , your mind will immediately fill it in, your imagination coming up with the most grisly scenario possible....

2. Waiting a REALLY long time for the killer/ monster to show up.

The person becomes bored and even slightly drowsy, which makes them mais vulnerable to fear. If the antagonist pops up about halfway through (especially out of nowhere, and at night) they'll jump up as though just awaken from a nightmare. A little humor will definitely help if you're planning on doing this.
posted by misscrazel
                   3
               SPENCER
"Belinda!" I yelled my face was hot from running and I could hardly breath. Her name echoed through the hall. "Belinda!"
Crap. My teacher. There wasn't anything else I could do. So I kept running. I slammed into her as hard as I could. She stumbled off balance. Perfect. I slipped past. I grabbed Belinda's arm. She took a step back. I lost my grip and fell. Belinda fell backwards onto me. I wrapped my arms around her. I flipped her towards me. She banged her head against mine. I kissed her. She squirmed away and ran into the girls...
continue reading...
posted by TheRealSexyKate
In ancient Rome, it was considered a sign of leadership to be born with a crooked nose.

The word "nerd" was first coined por Dr. Seuss in "If I Ran the Zoo."

A 41-gun salute is the traditional salute to a royal birth in Great Britain.

The bagpipe was originally made from the whole skin of a dead sheep.

The roar that we hear when we place a seashell seguinte to our ear is not the ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins in the ear. Any cup-shaped object placed over the ear produces the same effect.

Revolvers cannot be silenced because of all the noisy gasses which escape the cylinder...
continue reading...
posted by teamsalvatore98
But haven't we all? I've said some things, but who hasn't? I've thought about things, but doesn't everybody? this artigo is not about trying to get you to ask Christ for forgiveness. it's about telling everybody that they are not alone. my whole life I thought that I'm the only 1 who goes through stuff that I go through. but it's not true. my dad has seizure problems, my mom barely has time to do anything with us, and my family has financial issues, but that is okay. I've been bullied, and there's been times when I committed self harm. The thing is, you may think that you are alone, but there's...
continue reading...
Hi, my name is james. im am 13 yrs old. i was beat from school. i had gotten 8 hrs detention for atuação like rigby during math class. some teachers huh? anyway, it was 10:00 PM when i got home. i went up the stairs to my bedroom, shut the door, got into my pj's and got in bed. as i laid in my bed, i closed my eyes and thought, dang, the regular show universe seems pretty awsome. no school, no detention, it's perfect. then i fell into a deep sleep. this is where the story begins. i woke up on a hard surface, i got up and was in a white room. where the heck am i, i thought. as i turned around...
continue reading...