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1.Tell someone you truly trust about your trouble.
2.Talk to your friends.

3.Go outside (somewhere you can relax when you visit) and don't say I am not in the mood.

4.Cry when you feel that you need it and don't think crying is weakness.

5.Bring a piece of paper and write/draw whatever you want .

6.Take a chuveiro with a cold/warm water .

7.Listen to classic música .


8.Drink a frutas suco, suco de or anything cold.

And in the end remember that life goes on and never stops ...You have to live it as it is and it's your choice to be happy or sad :)

With my amor .....
posted by MarMar_XigLux
Holy Pooping Skeletons! Guys, I don't know how I survived, but I did, and now I am here to tell you guys about my encounter with the Slander Mawn.
It all started when me and my friends..Okay I don't have friends..Well me and my..Myself were Trick or Treating in Halloween. "Awesome! I hope I get Candeh!" I said. "Me too!" Said myself. I was dressed as a elefante and myself was dressed as nothing. "Hey myself, I dare I can go into that scary Forest that most likely contains lobisomens and Sparkly vampiros with underage girls!" I said. "Lololo -- you just dared yourself!" said myself. "I accept!" said yourself. Yourself, myself and I entered the Forest and walked and stuff and it was dark and scary.

"Maybe I should head back.." Said myself.

"And lose the dare? NO WAY!" Said yourself.

"Um, guys I think I saw something!" I said.

Then a tall guy came and we died so much than we went to Heaven and came back as Ghosts.




















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How is friendship important when it's over once it starts?

"I was an active student in college, and I was really happy that I could get others' respects, as well as the teachers'. That made me get work office to show my activity in of my college. Yeah, that was the bright side. But the dark side was that I was unable to attend my classes, and I badly had to find someone that records my lectures and notes the lessons. And here the problem was, even though, I'm an active student, there was none to note them for me. Nor a friend. I had to handle that por myself for a period and that was as hard...
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1. Relate everything they say to the Harry Potter books and/or movies.

2. Say they look like a Harry Potter character of the opposite gender.

3. Quote Dobby.

4. Hog the computer 24/7 while logged onto MuggleNet.

5. Read out loud to them whenever they can't get away from you (Example: When in a car or an elevator). If you don't have a book with you, recite from memory.

6. Give them Harry Potter merchandise for their birthday and natal and demand that they keep it and treasure it forever.

7. Rewrite their favorito song with Harry Potter lyrics and sing it constantly.

8. Crowd their inbox...
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posted by Misharrypotter
Note Im Savannah your seeing it thur her eyes be note they may be bad grammer and spelling oh and she's in a wheelchair too

'' Get up now'' I her my mum yelling from down stairs. '' I'm up I been up a while I got dressed '' I said in return '' I don't care if your dressed or not get up and fry this bacon, toucinho for your sister and your brother'' she says qutie rudely. I'm use to this stuff I have to take care of my older brother and sister and yet I'm the youngest and in a wheelchair your on my crunshs. I down stairs to fry the bacon, toucinho I get the in time to turn it before it burns. Maybe this ano my...
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OK, this artigo is going to be in the point of view of many different characters. Before it begins in their point of view it will have their names.
BELLA
Edward wasn't a school today, too sunny, I'm guessing. The Cullens are probably out hunting. Charlie had said that where the Cullens "hike" is filled with bears. I'm pretty sure that they are hunting somewhere else today, so I would like to see how it looks up there. I pulled on some hiking boots and got in my truck.
Eventually I reached the place. I was standing on the side of a small cliff. I found a few urso prints, and started to wander...
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From many months of being here on Fanpop, I have only recieved 3 best answers. Hey, I'm still livin'! Don't fret if you never got a best answer, just simply drink leite out of a coconut, sit back and relax on a nice couch, and listen to my soothing words. Ok, I'm gonna shut up now and just talk about best answers.

1. Sometimes, don't actually do the the pergunta might say to do. Dig deeper into it, deeper, deeper, DEEPER...ok, maybe your confused. I'll give an example:
Question: Why does everyone hate on Nickelback?
My answer: Because they don't have any nickels on their backs. Liars.
Get it now?...
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Minuets after the ritual the door sino rang "and who mite that be?" Miki went to answer the door to see that it was a boy who she had a meeting with his name Edgar J.C. Ashenbert. "I'm looking for Lady Mikio Anabelle Phantomhive Mochizuki" "your looking at her and plus never call me Anabelle Phantomhive" "why?" "because i always have been and always will be known as Miki,Miku,Mikio,and mais but never Anabelle" Edgar came in and sat down on the sofá Miki sat down seguinte to him and they began to laugh and giggle and had no problems unlike with Hei "so do i have competition or not?" Edgar said...
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posted by TeamSongz4eva
**I got this from the internet again but i do not see why you would want to be offensive at a funeral..but anywho this reminds me of Death At A Funerla^^**



1.Tell the widow that the deceased's last wish was that she have sex with you.

2.Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until you find your contact lens.

3.Punch the body and tell people he hit you first.

4.Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.

5.Ask someont to take a snapshot of you shaking hands with the deceased.

6.At the cemetary, play taps on a kazoo.

7.Walk around telling people that you've seen the will and they're...
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posted by moolah
Isaleia stepped stupidly out into the upset sunshine, and admired Jason's leg. "Ah," she sighed, "That's an angry sight."

Jason climbed off the cell phone and walked idioticly across the grama to greet his lover. Isaleia patted Jason on the wrist and then tried to throw him lovingly, but without success.

"That's all right," Jason said. "We can try again later."

"I'm just not terrible," Isaleia. "Not as terrible as the time we threw in a trench."

Jason nodded huskily. "We were yucky back in those days."

"Our arms were younger, and we had a lot mais fun with them," Isaleia said. "Everything seems...
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posted by TDIlover226
I link wrote about my aleatório and creepy class mates in my science class. I wrote down what they said today in my notebook today.
Their randomness is the result of the 15 minutos of talking that we get before each class ends.
We're in 2nd hour, so por then we've gotten very bored with our day, crave lunch, have to pee (8D) so we distract ourselfs por saying the most aleatório things that we can think about until the sino rings.


Lunneman = The science teacher. He'll be retiring seguinte year. You can definitely tell why.


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James: *Walks in after being...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
If you like to always have your nails looking good, we are sure that you feel frustrated when they chip and break.

If you want to know how to get stronger nails, then pay attention to these useful tips. They work!

File your nails: Every week you need to file you nails. Why? Because when you file your nails your body receives the message that it is time to regenerate your nails again. When this happens, the nail comes through stronger and in this way, will last longer.

Don't use too much polish: At least a couple of days a week go without polish and give your nails time to breathe.

Don't paint straight on the nail: Before painting your nails, use one casaco of clear nail protecter first. This will help strengthen your nails and give them needed nutrients.

Oil: Use almond, baby or oliva, verde-oliva oil on your nails after you have removed polish. You'll see how healthy this makes your nails!
posted by jessicamc26
Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for. Later in the day, they all got together on break and discussed what they had done to the doctor. The first nurse said, "I put cotton in his stethoscope so he couldn't hear. The segundo nurse said, "Well, I did worse than that. I poked holes in all his condoms. The third nurse fainted.***************
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posted by orangeturnip
weirdness from inside my mind

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its nice to see the rIsing sun
its nice to stay up Late
i like the sound of a hOover
i dont like the word Vegan
nobody likes my fEet
i like red except when itS blood on My sheet
this world is so rAndom
but i Like it that way
Lemons are sour
your Brain is sO frazzled
nOBody Said it Would be easy
I am noT a Hairy monster
Bann the bomb
I like that saying
i like Goats
Not as much as frogs
sInging is good
i think: Praying is worthless
pandas are cute
Legs are funny
mEn think im weird
So do women.
Ok..i know some of us or most of us say NO then we feel guilty 4 sayin' it..well that happens..well her some conselhos 4 saying No w/felling guilty:

*Are you chronically overcommitted? Rushing from one task to another,
with no time for yourself? The key is to have a strong vision of what
you want to say yes to. Then you'll feel far mais confident saying no.

1-Decide which activities you truly love. If you stay focused on those things, then the seguinte time you are asked to volunteer or get involved in a time-consuming activity, just check in. If the request takes you too far from what you are already...
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One day, two american tourists were driving through Nova Scotia, argueing about the name of the town. Finally, assuming neither of them were right, they decided to stop and have something to eat for lunch. When they got into the restraunt, the waitress asked them if they were ready to order. Yeah, but first could you pronounce the name of where we are,veeerryyy slllooowwwlllyy? said the wife, smiling. Of course, the waitress said, noticing the two were american.

Tiiiiiimmmmmm Hooooorrrrrttttoooonnnnsss.

Hope that made you laugh.

Here are 2 aleatório facts:
They don't sell Smarties or Shreddies in America.
They dont have Walmart in America.
posted by Fangirl99
Chapter 2:the mysterious sign

Vanessa Colorado of Waysway school was going to her locker to get her stupid homework. She was tried,in pain,and achy. She thought it was just a cold,but it was a lot worse than she knew. “oh,look who the cat dragged in,”said Susan,the meanest chic in school.

“shut up,ok?”Vanessa said sternly. “im in a really bad mood.”

“why? Cause you realized your having a bad hair day?”katie asked. the 3 laughed.

“hey!leave her alone!”called out kylie,who was walknig to her locker.

“oh,look,im so scared,what are you gonna do about it?”taunted susan.

“thats...
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posted by lilred96
Mysterious love
-chapter six-

As we walked down the hall he looked like he wanted too say something but he didnt.
So I said"Is there somthing wrong,do I look bad or somthing?"
no you look beautiful dont ever think you are not the prettyest thing in the world" He said
"I am sorry." He said...

"For what mathew?"I said
"For upsetting you." "You didnt dont worry" I said

By then we had reached the art room when the teacher said "Class you will need a piece of paper."
We both sat down in our seats and took out a piece of paper and then the teacher said "I want you to draw what ever you feel in your heart.What...
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added by nosidda3spera
I made this list before, but I guess I deleted it. Not sure why.. But it gives me an excuse to do again.. I hope I can do it better too..



10: NORMAN BATES:
 "We all go a little mad sometimes."
"We all go a little mad sometimes."


Only reason he's last is because I never watched the movies, I don't know the francise. But come on, it's Psycho, of coarse it goes on the list. To the meme'd to hell violin, to the famish twist he was a crossdresser with dividido, dividir personality. This movie is a icon, it's been studied and talked about to death..




9: VALEK:


While he's no Pazuzu (but who is), Valek is in my opinion the best...
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