You can read it in the papers
In some places it comes in thirty-two flavors
But you wouldn't tell no one
Your favorito if you could
From the White House to the alleys
From the President down to Long Tall Sally
Can't live with it but
You'll die without it, yes you would
Senorita’s in the kitchen
She's a fistful of dynamite
You call 911 but you
Can't stop the fun tonight, it's alright
You can't start a fogo without a spark
But there's something that I guarantee
You can't hide when infection starts
Because amor is a social disease
amor is a social disease, uh-huh
Where you look you can find it
Try to run but you're always behind it
So you play hide and seek like a blind kid
Till you're caught, yeah you're caught
So you'll say, oi that you had some
But they took it and held it for ransom
Were they tall, dark, skinny or
Handsome, you won't talk, no
So you telephone your doctor
Just to see what pill to take
You know there's no prescription
Gonna wipe this one away, hey
You can't start a fogo without a spark
But there's something that I guarantee
You can't hide when infection starts
Because amor is a social disease
amor is a social disease
amor is a social disease
Let the boys show you baby
She’s so full of high grade octane
She could run the bullet train on 38 double D's
Now you know for sure, she knows the cure
To make any blind man see
You can't start a fogo without a spark
But there's something that I guarantee, yeah
You can't hide when infection starts
Because amor is a social disease
amor is a social disease, uh-huh
You can't start a fogo without a spark
But there's something that I guarantee
You can't hide when infection starts
Because amor is a social disease
amor is a social disease baby
amor is a social disease uh-huh, alright
Nothing a shot can’t cure
In some places it comes in thirty-two flavors
But you wouldn't tell no one
Your favorito if you could
From the White House to the alleys
From the President down to Long Tall Sally
Can't live with it but
You'll die without it, yes you would
Senorita’s in the kitchen
She's a fistful of dynamite
You call 911 but you
Can't stop the fun tonight, it's alright
You can't start a fogo without a spark
But there's something that I guarantee
You can't hide when infection starts
Because amor is a social disease
amor is a social disease, uh-huh
Where you look you can find it
Try to run but you're always behind it
So you play hide and seek like a blind kid
Till you're caught, yeah you're caught
So you'll say, oi that you had some
But they took it and held it for ransom
Were they tall, dark, skinny or
Handsome, you won't talk, no
So you telephone your doctor
Just to see what pill to take
You know there's no prescription
Gonna wipe this one away, hey
You can't start a fogo without a spark
But there's something that I guarantee
You can't hide when infection starts
Because amor is a social disease
amor is a social disease
amor is a social disease
Let the boys show you baby
She’s so full of high grade octane
She could run the bullet train on 38 double D's
Now you know for sure, she knows the cure
To make any blind man see
You can't start a fogo without a spark
But there's something that I guarantee, yeah
You can't hide when infection starts
Because amor is a social disease
amor is a social disease, uh-huh
You can't start a fogo without a spark
But there's something that I guarantee
You can't hide when infection starts
Because amor is a social disease
amor is a social disease baby
amor is a social disease uh-huh, alright
Nothing a shot can’t cure
Death came to a guy and said: "My friend today is your day."
Guy:"But I'm not ready!"
Then death said,"well your name is the seguinte on my list".
Guy:"Okay why don't you take a assento and I will get you something to eat before we go?".
Then death said,"all right"
The guy gave death some comida with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.
The guy took the list and removed his name from the topo, início of the list and put it at the bottom of the list.
When death woke up he said to the guy, "Because you have been so nice to me, I will start from the BOTTOM of the list ..."
Moral of the story: - Whatever is written in your destiny ... Will never change no matter how much you try!!
Guy:"But I'm not ready!"
Then death said,"well your name is the seguinte on my list".
Guy:"Okay why don't you take a assento and I will get you something to eat before we go?".
Then death said,"all right"
The guy gave death some comida with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.
The guy took the list and removed his name from the topo, início of the list and put it at the bottom of the list.
When death woke up he said to the guy, "Because you have been so nice to me, I will start from the BOTTOM of the list ..."
Moral of the story: - Whatever is written in your destiny ... Will never change no matter how much you try!!
A stoner called the fogo department and said, "Come quick my house is on fire!" The Fireman asked "How do we get there?" The stoner says "DUH, the big red truck!"
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I appreciate every single person here, and despite my being very moody at times, I will always care for those who feel the same towards me :D
I noticed that I've been very...unpleasant on fanpop towards some people, and I apologize for that. All I could say was that I was in the Darkest Time of my life, and it consumed me entirely. But now, that will change >:)
I am me again. I amor and respect those who have always been there for me, were kind to me, are my fans, and appreciate each and every one of you for the rest of my life :)
I amor you all! Have a beautiful, wonderful dia :D