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Patrick(Tricky) Vaughn Stump: A quiet but friendly face and a voice to DIE for. My husband and frontman of Fall Out Boy, my hopes and dreams, my life and heart. He is very talented and he is about the most sweetest thing I've ever met. He was my best friend ever since 3rd grade then we became a couple in high school, I moved away and never saw him again...but I'll save that tale for another time as for I reunited with Patrick after a tragic event between one of my exes. I amor him with my all my coração and he's really special to me...and now we're marrried <3

Danielle(Dani...don't ever...EVER call me Danielle....you'll be sorry >:)Jessica Stump: A very attractive tomboy....wow hear me explaining my sexiness XD Anyways, I always was a tomboy but it doesn't seem like it now since I look so gorgeous and wear a lot of sexy stuff but trust me...I am a tomboy, I amor wearing boys shirts(especially my husband's >:3), I am the lead singer of a DEATH/HEAVY/POWER METAL band named Party Poison. I know how to play Metal on a violin(mine is a black one <3) but enough talk of that.....I am a very kind person...until someone pisses me off(you don't want to mess with me, I once asked my buddy Gerard Way to charge into me, he almost did until I grabbed him, picked him up and threw him, don't worry he wasn't hurt and I gots good skill cause if you throw a soco at me or a knife, I can catch whatever it is before it touches me even without knowing someone threw something at me) So yeah, I am pretty fucked up XD Enough about me....

Peter Lewis Kingston Wentz(Pete! :D): A perverted, calm guy and bassist of Fall Out Boy who happens to be my brother(I have two brothers)....I know poor me DX just joking....he is Patrick's best friend and he can be sweet...when he wants to be. He loves  making jokes(especially on Gerard Way XD) and he loves..I mean LOVES my homemade Oreo pie(I mean who doesn't?) 

Victoria(Tori) Justice: A sweet and kind girl whom I met during my solo career. She is sadly my brother's wife XD, and she's a talented singer and actor. She's really sweet, and I amor her to death. She's one of my best friends :D

Gerard(Gee) Arthur Way: The awesome vampire of the night! :D Seriously he's a vampire but he's unlike any vampire I know! He doesn't get affected por light or Sun or garlic but he does hate the Sun and always wears sunglasses(very dark ones) and sometimes carries a black umbrella. He's another sweet friend of mine, he is like my third brother :P Anytime someone messes with me he WILL get you so watch what you say and do around me(when I'm with Gerard or por myself) He actually sleeps in a coffin(it's really comfortable) but he does sleep in a normal cama with his wife Lyn-Z most of the time. Lastly he's the awesome lead singer of My Chemical Romance ^_^

Lyn-Z Ann Way: A chick with an awesome style and the bassist of Mindless Self Indulgence. She is also a tomboy but not as much as me :P She's really fun to hang with ya know? She is so serious a lot of times though and she usually stops Gerard from getting into fights(when she's with him) yeah she's protective of Gerard(she doesn't want him to get into trouble) awwww ^.^

Billie Joe Armstrong: Oh God, we've come to the worst guy DX (just kiddin ya) Billie....oh how do I begin to describe the lead singer of Green Day.....oh dear...well he likes to blame people(especially me!) for no fuckin reason at all, I blame him for fun and to get him back >:) But I gotta say Billie can be a kind guy...and fucking hilarious at times. He is a very aleatório guy(always!) and so is his wife.....

Lindsey Rose Armstrong/Jessup: A very very very super epic chick who is fucking aleatório and fucking awesome!(I said that already XD) She's Billie's wife and probably the most randomest person on Earth! She's another best friend of mine and she always knows how to make me smile or laugh.....Lindsey's awesome! So frickin awesome!

Michael(Mikey) James Way: How do I start describing Mikey? I don't really know him THAT well....he is the bassist of My Chemical Romance though....can't forget about that oh and he's Gerard's brother. Mikey isn't a vampire like Gerard but he can be tough at times kinda like Gerard....but I got to say, he is a really nice guy :)

Chester Charles Bennington: A very sensitive guy and the lead singer for Linkin Park. :P Chester really gets upset when someone calls him a nerd D: I always yell at whoever does(these two chicks which really pissed me off) like I said, watch what you say around me and my friends >;) 
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E-mails, text messages, voicemails- you name it, we’ve got it. Technology has created many creative and wonderful ways for us to keep in touch with each other, as well as make our lives easier at the same time. With our busy schedules, it is not always easy to keep in touch with friends and family the way we would always like to. The days of sitting down and having a nice, long phone conversation seems like a memory of the past and is a rare thing to happen on a frequent basis these days. Not to worry though, because with E-mails and text messaging available, we are sure to keep in touch...
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1. Ruin there favorito dress with lipstick
2.Slap them in the face with something alive
3. Make a bath for them with salt.
4. When they are at a fancy dinner, make fart noises
5. Run around them saying "Your butt is smelly!"
6. Say infront of everyone that your enemy watches Dora.
7. Fill a water ballon with sopa and prank him.
8. kiss her boyfriend right In front of her
9. Push her into a 20 ft pool. (Espicially if she can't swim)
10. Steal her wallet and spend all her money and use her credit card. (Or through it in the trash.)


All made up por me. ^ ^
I decided to create a list of twenty of my personal favourite hard rock songs.

No AC/DC, people. I'm sorry.

1. "Highway Star", por Deep Purple
2. "Fear Of The Dark", por Iron Maiden
3. "Money For Nothing", por Dire Straits
4. "Sharp Dressed Man", por ZZ Top
5. "Come On Feel The Noise", por Quiet Riot
6. "Love In An Elevator", por Aerosmith
7. "Still Of The Night", por Whitesnake
8. "Nobody's Wife", por Anouk
9. "Stairway To Heaven", por Led Zeppelin
10. "Smokin'", por Boston
11. "Cherry Bomb", por The Runaways
12. "Mother, por Danzig
13. "Voodoo", por Black Sabbath
14. "Hot Blooded", por Foreigner
15. "Barracuda", por Heart
16. "Turn Up The Radio", por Autograph
17. "I amor You Period", por Dan Baird
18. "Rock & Roll 69", por Betty Blowtorch
19. "I Can't Drive 55", por Sammy Hagar
20. "Carry On Wayward Son", por Kansas
These are our rules! Please note ... these are
all numbered '1' ON PURPOSE!

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put
it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us
complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of
it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints
do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. Yes, and No are perfectly acceptable respostas to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you...
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The city of San Francisco is asking Kulbir Dhaliwal, who was attacked por a tiger at the San Francisco Zoo on natal dia 2007, to reimburse them over $75,000 for the city-funded medical care he received after the mauling.
Cold viruses can survive on objects like telephones and railings for up to three hours.
More suicides occur in the Grand Canyon than in any other national park.
There are mais bacteria in the ice machines at fast comida restaurants than in toilet bowl water.
Alcohol-related traffic fatalities are mais than twice as common on New Year's Eve as other midweek winter evenings.
Two...
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posted by Feathershine
1. When their watching TV get in their way and say "I'm in your way!! Im in your way!!"
2. Say "beep, beep beep..." until they snap
3. Call them on their cell phone when their out on a encontro, data or something, and in a weird voice say "Hello?! Can I send u a box of waffles" (LOL I don't know)
4. When their sleeping take a bottle of water and wake them up por dumping it on them and saying "Sorry! I came to bring it for u to drink, I didn't realize it slipped"
5. If you have a dog or cat (that DON'T sleep with your parents) dump him/her when there asleep
6. When you spill any liquid blame it on the gods
7....
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1.find something old and breakable and go up to a apartment or building or highest floor in your house and open a window and estimate how long it will take that thing to hit the groung then throw it out the the window and cout how many seconds/minutes it takes to hit the ground really.
2.go to wal-mart,enough said
3.go outside and try to sell a old stuffed animal on a leash to people who look important to society,like hobos
4.go to your neighbors and tell them they need to stop the rucus and to shut up your trying to sleep even if its the middle of the dia and they arent making any noise
5.go to...
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posted by x-menobsessed26
Useful Hawaiian Phrases
On the Plane
My how your perfume fills the entire cabin!
'A'ala maoli keia wahi o kakou i kau wai 'ala kuikawa!


If I snore, I would like to apologize in advance
Ke nono au, e kala mua mai, i keia manawa ho'i.


I am filled with admiration for my in-flight meal
Kahaha ko'u na'au i ke 'ano o ka mea 'ai ma keia mokulele.


Only six dollars for a headset? Why thats only three dollars per ear!
Eono kala no ka ho'olohe lekio? 'O ia ho'i, 'ekolu wale no kala o kahi pepeiao!


Baby, Severe Turbulance is my middle name
E ku'u kumu e, mai hopohopo, ua kapa 'ia ko'u inoa waena, 'o ia 'o Severe...
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posted by ciaraluvsjustin
1.Bring a pillow.Fall asleep[or pretend to]until the last 15 minutes.Wake up,say"Oh Geez,better get cracking"and do some gibberish work.Turn it in a few minutos early
2.Get a copy of the exam,run out screaming "Andre Andre I've got the secret documents!!"
3.If it is a math/science exam,answer in essay form.If it is a long answer/essay form answer in numbers or symbols.Be creative.
4.Make paper airplanes out of the exam.Throw them at the instructors left nostril.
5.Talk the entire way through the exam.Read perguntas out loud,debate your respostas with yourself out loud.If asked to stop, yell out"I'M...
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"An old woman haunted me!"

One night my and por brothers and I were sleeping up stairs while my mom was downstairs reading. I was lying in cama and heard this light stomping sound. Then the stomping sound got a little heavier. Soon, it became so loud that my brothers and I all came out of our room because we were scared. My mom had heard it too and she thought it was one of us playing a joke, but it wasn't - we were all in bed! We had no idea what to make of it and were really freaked out. But then, things got creepier....

"We found her stuff in the attic, her name was Tamara!"

I went over to...
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posted by jblovesme4ever
[]miley cyrus the girl who many of whom look up to but why[
resons to hate her(feel free to add mais on comments)

1)[]her music]: she doesnt write it on her own and her newest song untamed wow the part where she says I GO THOUGHT BOYS LIKE MONEY:and the only good song she has is the climb: and that is not saying much!!!:patry in the usa wow that is the s&^%$#@ música vidio i have seen it a while

2)money: the only reson she is here is bcus she wants money: she has to get payed to do chairty events:and she is always just talking about it to

3)she doesnt care about her fans: she may say she doese...
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posted by deathchick9
Over the many years of pikachu,if you look closely pikachu has been getting thinner and thinner.When it started he was this cute,fat little chunk of Pokemon,but now he's a skinny little freak.Which can only me one thing....Ash has forced him to become bulimic!
*Dramatizations*
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Ash:Jeez,Pikachu your so fat!

Pikachu:Pika?

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Ash:Loose some weight you fat bastard!

Pikachu:Pika?!
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Ash:No stop eating!Your just gonna get fatter!

*Ash shoves his finger down pikachu's throat to make him vomit his comida up.Pikachu...
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posted by melcu
1. Sing the batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours por hooking a filmadora, câmara de vídeo to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each meal por conspicuously licking...
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