aleatório Article: how i got my key: and stuff

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posted by ssook78

me: omg where are my keys *looks at sister* ......
*cuts her open and gets her guts out and finds my keys* there it is
mom: O_O
dad: o_o
brother: mommy!
me: uhhh hi?
sister: moves arms
me: heh heh *shoots my family*

LALALA!

HEH HEH ITS OKAY LITTLE TEDDY BEAR! *twitches eyes*

o_o

hi

heh heh *rocks* i amor you teddy
MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHA MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! he he lalalalalalala
rockysss lelele
hehehehehe
look over there
hehehehe
MWAHAHAHA MWAHAHAHAHA!
cat: meow!
me:huh no mr.whiskers its me ssook
my friend: AHHH!!!
o_o

deathding likes this

wantadog Don't you hate those typical Tuesdays? Also 'how' should be capitalized as well as 'i'. There should also be a punctuation mark.

ssook78 yeah

akatsuki_lover9 lol!

jessy_an what did i just read *eye twitches* ok ok how much you were bored? XDDDD

ssook78 alot

ssook78 omf- what is this... I was so messed up

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The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug - Official Trailer #2 SCREENCAPS

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100 things to do before you die

posted by patrisha727

Some if these are actually prety cool and funny. ^_^

1 Attend at least one major sporting event: the Super Bowl, the Olympics, the U.S. Open.

2 Throw a huge party and invite every one of your friends.

3 Swim with a dolphin.

4 Skydive.

5 Have your portrait painted.

6 Learn to speak a foreign language and make sure you use it.

7 Go skinny-dipping at midnight in the South of France.

8 Watch the launch of the o espaço shuttle.

9 Spend a whole dia eating lixo comida without feeling guilty.

10 Be an extra in a film.

11 Tell someone the story of your life, sparing no details.

12 Make amor on a forest floor....

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xXx The Rules Of amor xXx

posted by rAsberrStrarS

kiss On The Lips-I amor You
kiss On The Ear-You Are Special
kiss On The Nose-Laughter
kiss On The Cheek-Friendship
kiss On The Forehead-I Comfort You
kiss On The Neck-I Want You
kiss On The Shoulder-You Are Wonderful
kiss Anywhere Else-Be Careful
Play Around With Hair-Can't Live Without You
Holding Hands-Happiness
Arms Around Waist-You Are Mine,I Need You
A Hug-I Care
Nibble On Ear-Start Warming
Smiling At Each Other-I Like You
Lifting Eyebrows/Wink-Flirtation
Looking Around-Hiding True Feelings
Tender kiss On The Side Of Your Lips-You're Mine
Wetting Your Lips-Waiting For A Kiss
Tear Drop-I'm Losing You
Crying-I lost You

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Klutz!

posted by Andolion

The Encyclopedia of Immaturity

So I have this klutz book called the encyclopedia of immaturity and there are some passages in it that I thought would be good to share on fanpop.

Passage Number 1
A Quick Reference: Homework Excuses -
Sometimes you just can't seem to remember why it is you didn't do your homework last night. If that's your problem, here's your answer.

1. I sprained my brain. The doctor says no heavy thinking for a week

2. I have a rare paper allergy

3. Why should I do homework when the universe is winding down and the sun will explode in 50 billion years?

4.Excuse me? I don't speak English. But thank you for asking....

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How to write in Pig Latin

posted by Saturnluv39

It is easy to speak and write in Pig Latin, so we all should know how to do it! I'm gonna teach you all how to do it!
1. Put the first letter of the word in the back of the word. If the first letter is a vowel, leave it in the front.

2. Add 'ay' to the end of the word.

example:
1. latin
2. atinl
3. atinlay

example:
1. after
2. after
3. afteray

Now you know how to do it!
Now, if you want to try it out, please translate this sentence into pig latin, and show your results in a comment:
because the web should revolve around you

enter your translation results, and if you win, you get the prize. I will tell the winner on Dec. 2nd, 2009. If you are a winner check everything on your profile.

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