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posted by Quirnechia
mais people in history of war have been killed in the name of God (any religion) then any other reason for war
Hellenologophobia - the fear of greek terms
If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.
Nearly a third of all bottled drinking water purchased in the US is contaminated with bacteria.
Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over 1 million descendants.
You are mais likely to be struck por lightning than to be eaten por a shark.
You are mais likely to be infected por flesh-eating bacteria than you are to be struck por lightning.
mais people working in advertising died on the job in 1996 than died while working in petroleum refining.
borboletas taste with their feet.
A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases mais energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined.
On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year. On average people fear spiders mais than they do death.
Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.
Thirty five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
Elephants are the only animais that can't jump.
Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
It's possible to lead a cow upstairs ... but not downstairs.
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
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"When There's Nothing Left"


When there's nothing left to give
I will give you mais than I ever gave before
When there's nothing left left to say
I'll say it all again, but until then...

And I'll give you my heart, say I amor you
Say I amor you
And I'll give you my heart, say I amor you
Oh, cause I do, Jesus

No música to play so I sing you my own song
Come on and sing along
When there's nothing that remains
You still stay the same
You're looking so strong

And I'll give you my heart, say I amor you
Say I amor you
And I'll give you my heart, say I amor you
Oh, cause I do

And I'll give you my heart, say I amor you
I'm gonna, I'm gonna say I amor you
And I'll give you my heart, say I amor you
Oh, cause I do, sweet Jesus

When there's nothing left to give
I will give you mais than I ever gave before

I'm gonna give you my heart
I'm gonna give you my coração
This is the real deal. Try ignoring it, and the first thing you'll notice is having a horrible dia starting tomorrow morning, and it only gets worse from there.


ARIES - The Aggressive (March 21 to April 19)
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny... Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an Aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be 'Right'. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world.


TAURUS - The...
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Rachel's POV:

The seguinte dia Andrew and me went out for shopping and got some dresses, and also some sandals that reminded me of the one that Cindrella had.

It was very very pretty.

We went back to the park.

"Try it on and walk like the other girls" He said giving me the sandals.

I couldn't stand on that because I lost my grip and fell down.

He got a call from one of his friends.

They told told him to be at the park and also added that they were coming.

We both were seated at one of the benches in the park.

Before that he asked me to take my glasses and asked me to wear the dress and sandals that we bought...
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(A/N) has gayness cussing and sex so have fun ;D

italics = thoughts.

~Jason's POV~

I sat in that hospital room for days, but I didn't know why.

Well I didn't even know who I was.

Long hours passed everyday, I felt like a prisoner.

I was most curious about the stitches in the back of my head and why my head hurt so much when I touched them.

"Hello again Jason" The doctor said coming in my room the same time he always did.

"Uh..Hello sir" I said in reply.

"That's the first time you've talked since the accident" He said.

"What exactly happened to me?" I asked.

"You hit your head on concrete during a fight"...
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posted by Bluekait
Two little boys were playing together. One little boy saw a nut on the ground. Before he could pick it the other boy took it.

The first boy demanded, “Give me the nut. It’s mine. I only saw it first”.

The other boy replied, “It’s mine. I only took it”.

This lead to a quarrel between these two little boys. Just then a tall boy came that way. Upon seeing the quarrel between the boys, he said, “Give me the nut and I’ll settle your quarrel”.

He dividido, dividir the nut into two parts. He took out the fruit-seed. He gave one half-shell to one boy and the other half-shell to the other. He put the frutas seed into his mouth and said, “This is for settling your quarrel”.

MORAL : When two people quarrel some one else gains.
Note: I found this on DeviantArt. I might have edited it a little bit though, (I added the "No, I'm under 21" option for drinking...) And this is NOT supposed to make you feel bad in ANY WAY WHATSOEVER! It's just a fun little quiz. No matter how much you get on the quiz, this is JUST FOR FUN and it doesn't mean anything!

Natural Hair Color
[ ] Brown - $50
[ ] Dirty Blonde - $45
[ ] Golden Blonde - $120
[ ] Red - $50
[ ] Black - $20
[ ] Bald - $10
[ ] Other - $75



Eye Color
[ ] Brown - $50
[ ] Green - $75
[ ] Blue - $100
[ ] Hazel - $50
[ ] Other - $30



Height
[ ] Over 7′ - $200
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[...
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1. Looking at a map is an inside joke.

2. You use the British curse of comida and bad tea.

3. You wear a scarf and when your teachers tell you to take it off, you say KOLKOLKOL!

4. You imagine your favorito hetalia - axis powers characters cantar your favorito songs.

5. hetalia - axis powers = your mind.

6. Buono tomate buono tomate buono buono ooh tomato.

7. You give people names that apply to their traits or what they eat (ex. potato bastard tomate bastard hamburger jerk)

8. When someone mentions a country, you say "Yeah, I know! He/she is awesome!"

9. History class is fanfiction class.

10. You are leitura this list.

(note: i'm sorry for the crappy list. This is my first artigo on fanpop)
(A/N) WhAt'S uP mOtHeRfUcKeRs? :o) .... yeah sorry im obsessed with homestuck and have fallen madly in amor with Gamzee! -fangirl squel!- ^-^ but any ways what do we have here? another part of the truelox fanfic? yes! still has GaYnEsS cUsSiNg AnD sEx.

~Adam's POV~

"Married?" I asked shocked when Ty told my he proposed to Jason.

"Jesus Christ man, you better know what you're doing" I said.

"Okay dude, I believe you, I just don't want you, or Jason getting hurt" I said.

Ty and I said our goodbyes and hung up.

I was happy for them, but something didn't feel right.

I got a Skype call request, it was...
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posted by Bluekait
What a kiss means.....

+ kiss on the stomach = I’m ready
+ kiss on the Forehead = I hope we’re together forever
+ kiss on the Ear = You're my everything
+ kiss on the Cheek = We’re friends
+ kiss on the Hand = I adore you
+ kiss on the Neck = We belong together
+ kiss on the Shoulder = I want you
+ kiss on the Lips = I amor you
+Laughing while beijar = I am completely comfortable with you

What the gesture means…

+ Holding Hands = We definitely amor each other
+ Slap on the Butt = That’s mine
+ Holding on tight = I don’t want to let go
+ Looking into each other’s Eyes = I just plain amor you
+ Playing with Hair = Tell me you amor me
+ Arms around the Waist = I amor you too much to let go

–ADVICE!–

+ Dont ask for a kiss, take one.
+If you were thinking about someone while leitura this, you’re definitely in Love
both deadlox and vampire get here now before i start typing aleatório letters!

well seems like i have to!

asdfghjkl qwertyuiop zxcvbnm

as aleatório as i can get!

my friend is going to die tomorrow from excitement.

not telling teixo why!

mais aleatório letters!

sjfhgdcvhjdchgfjvkgdhjkfhujdfhuieryfvbhvbnmfbuietfgjhcjhgfjhdfklsjcjvjfuruchjbhfhjcuvufhhchvjxksieuiubvhchxjzuisuhbhchshyeughvhxhsuru hhdhjdb
gv fhgbvhygngfdshjklvhfdkjghkjdhgjkfhbjkfvhjkbghfkjdghksflgujiofhuiofsghjklhfkjbghkfh
gfhgkflgjkfhgkjfhgirehuigfhrdkhjgkfhvncnioryoiyhgbnf
gfkhvfjdksahgirhgauiygtfkjgbvkcvhidoshgasdhjkvgfhjakdfghuirabnvkackjdhyguibjkfalruigahjkfahvjkl

deadlox

vampirer04

canal

kitkitty12

other aleatório people!
posted by TeddyGlitter
Let the Madness Begin


    I joined fanpop a few days atrás and I am ready to spread some insanity! EVERYONE POST aleatório PARAGRAPHS IN THE COMMENTS AND I'LL PUT THEM TOGETHER IN AN artigo AND POST IT ON RANDOM!
~TeddyGlitter

A little girl had a big problem, in a big big world called reality. She had so much tests, and little fun, she eventually died because of insanity. There once was a Bellatrix who had a pet Regina. Regina liked to poop in people's yards so Bellatrix had to keep her wand out all the time (interprate as you please) to ensure that Regina Mills would not poop...
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This is my gorgeous ,Beautiful, talented and inspirational hero Talia . Talia is a fighter .Talia was first diagnosed 6 years atrás with with stage four neuroblastoma cancer, a tumor that develops from nerve tissue in infants and children, on Valentine's dia in 2007.It was then that she first developed an interest in make-up .Now she has attracted over14million viewers to her video blog. Her make-up tutorials are amazing.She is always so positive and never loose hope. last summer Talia learned that she has neuroblastoma and leukemia 'at the same time' and the doctors were giving her only four...
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posted by MutantGenius
I once had a fanpop friend. They found out I was thirteen and started caps lock yelling at me and immediately unfriended me. Am I the only one that sees something wrong with this?
And tumblr is a million times worse. They actually think that thirteen ano olds drink and party and talk about sex. Oh sure, sometimes on the bus kids randomly yell out a certain part of the male anatomy, but that's because we're immature middle schoolers. And I'll have you know NONE of my friends are overflowing with make up. And the only locker room video taken was somebody fully dressed and doing a cartwheel in an otherwise empty locker room.
And on Fridays some kids go play paintball. Not watch porn. Honestly. Maybe you just live in a shitty neighborhood.
This artigo belongs to link on Tumblr.


A quick run-down should you ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale.

1. Don’t have sex.
-Seriously
-Abstinence is key.
2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day.
-I don’t care how good he says his weed is
-he is cuckoo bananas
-and he wants you dead.
3. Don’t go to camp. Especially one where someone was murdered.
-There are six words you should YouTube, should you get the chance
-“Kevin bacon, toucinho in Friday the 13th”
4. Find a good hiding place and… STAY. THERE.
-If the killer can’t see...
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