jnrm:
dude!
whats with the icon!
8:56pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
John Stamso
Stamos*
8:56pmjnrm:
who?
8:56pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Uncle Jesse
8:56pmjnrm:
what?
8:56pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
*facekeithface*
9:07pmjnrm:
who is that!
9:07pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Google
it
9:07pmjnrm:
fine.... is he a pornstar...
9:08pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Nien
9:08pmjnrm:
are you sure?
9:08pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Yesh,
9:08pmjnrm:
..... full house?
9:09pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
yush
9:09pmjnrm:
why do you like him
???
9:09pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
he's sexi
9:09pmjnrm:
eh
9:10pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
exact way i'm with phillip phillips
9:10pmjnrm:
you wanna know whos sexy...... link
9:10pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
*shiveers*
9:11pmjnrm:
i thought you liked him now!
9:11pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Eh....
i'm iffy iffy6
9:11pmjnrm:
dood! you said you liked him and he was hot!
9:11pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
i said he was kinda cute and hot
9:12pmjnrm:
well, acctually you said he was sexy.. still!
9:12pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
i would never say taht
9:14pmjnrm:
okay..
reply on the rp!
9:14pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
I won't if you nag me
9:16pmjnrm:
well I havent been nagging and you havent been replying
9:16pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
i've been busy
9:17pmjnrm:
yah well dont cadela, puta at me then
9:17pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
i'm sorry
9:18pmjnrm:
if you are sorry then please stop doing it
9:21pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Okay
9:23pmjnrm:
okay
9:23pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
otay :3
i have hebert!
9:23pmjnrm:
?
9:23pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
sherbert :3
i call is herbert xD
9:24pmjnrm:
oh!
whats it taste like?
9:24pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
tangerine,
9:25pm
passion fruit,
and rasberry
it has 3 diff flavvours
9:25pmjnrm:
i know but is sherbert good?
9:25pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Oh ysuh
link
9:25pmjnrm:
i wanna try some
9:26pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Its rlly gud
9:26pmjnrm:
god and you get mad at people for their bad spelling
9:26pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
It's a joke
9:26pmjnrm:
yah but still
9:27pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
i'm making fun of the fakes because they always talk like that XD
sooo im going 2 tlk liek it
9:27pmjnrm:
when they talk like thet and their joking you still get on their case about it
9:28pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Aye, because they think it's "cool"
9:31pmjnrm:
no, alot of the people that you do that to are mocking the people that actually do that
the same thing yur doin
9:31pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
i'm mockign teh people that actually do it
9:32pmjnrm:
i know! thats what theyre doing to
9:32pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
the people that actually do it because it's "cool"
9:33pmjnrm:
ugh... face brick...
you dont get it...
nevermind
9:33pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Neitehr do you..
I'm mocking the people THAT ACTUALLY DO IT, NOT THE ONES THAT ARE ALSO MOCKING THEM
9:35pmjnrm:
listen closely... ALOT OF THE PEOPLE THAT YOU BUG ABOUT SPELLING ARE MOCKING THE PEOPLE THAT ACTUALLY DO IT
9:36pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
*facekiethface*
we're talking about 2 different thing
i ahve ot go to cama now
9:38pmjnrm:
Hmmmm..... anything to get the weight off your shoulders.....
9:39pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
You don't get what i'm saying so yeah, pretty much
9:39pmjnrm:
your the one who dosent get it!
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dude!
whats with the icon!
8:56pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
John Stamso
Stamos*
8:56pmjnrm:
who?
8:56pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Uncle Jesse
8:56pmjnrm:
what?
8:56pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
*facekeithface*
9:07pmjnrm:
who is that!
9:07pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
it
9:07pmjnrm:
fine.... is he a pornstar...
9:08pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Nien
9:08pmjnrm:
are you sure?
9:08pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Yesh,
9:08pmjnrm:
..... full house?
9:09pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
yush
9:09pmjnrm:
why do you like him
???
9:09pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
he's sexi
9:09pmjnrm:
eh
9:10pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
exact way i'm with phillip phillips
9:10pmjnrm:
you wanna know whos sexy...... link
9:10pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
*shiveers*
9:11pmjnrm:
i thought you liked him now!
9:11pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Eh....
i'm iffy iffy6
9:11pmjnrm:
dood! you said you liked him and he was hot!
9:11pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
i said he was kinda cute and hot
9:12pmjnrm:
well, acctually you said he was sexy.. still!
9:12pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
i would never say taht
9:14pmjnrm:
okay..
reply on the rp!
9:14pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
I won't if you nag me
9:16pmjnrm:
well I havent been nagging and you havent been replying
9:16pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
i've been busy
9:17pmjnrm:
yah well dont cadela, puta at me then
9:17pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
i'm sorry
9:18pmjnrm:
if you are sorry then please stop doing it
9:21pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Okay
9:23pmjnrm:
okay
9:23pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
otay :3
i have hebert!
9:23pmjnrm:
?
9:23pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
sherbert :3
i call is herbert xD
9:24pmjnrm:
oh!
whats it taste like?
9:24pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
tangerine,
9:25pm
passion fruit,
and rasberry
it has 3 diff flavvours
9:25pmjnrm:
i know but is sherbert good?
9:25pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Oh ysuh
link
9:25pmjnrm:
i wanna try some
9:26pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Its rlly gud
9:26pmjnrm:
god and you get mad at people for their bad spelling
9:26pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
It's a joke
9:26pmjnrm:
yah but still
9:27pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
i'm making fun of the fakes because they always talk like that XD
sooo im going 2 tlk liek it
9:27pmjnrm:
when they talk like thet and their joking you still get on their case about it
9:28pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Aye, because they think it's "cool"
9:31pmjnrm:
no, alot of the people that you do that to are mocking the people that actually do that
the same thing yur doin
9:31pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
i'm mockign teh people that actually do it
9:32pmjnrm:
i know! thats what theyre doing to
9:32pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
the people that actually do it because it's "cool"
9:33pmjnrm:
ugh... face brick...
you dont get it...
nevermind
9:33pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Neitehr do you..
I'm mocking the people THAT ACTUALLY DO IT, NOT THE ONES THAT ARE ALSO MOCKING THEM
9:35pmjnrm:
listen closely... ALOT OF THE PEOPLE THAT YOU BUG ABOUT SPELLING ARE MOCKING THE PEOPLE THAT ACTUALLY DO IT
9:36pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
*facekiethface*
we're talking about 2 different thing
i ahve ot go to cama now
9:38pmjnrm:
Hmmmm..... anything to get the weight off your shoulders.....
9:39pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
You don't get what i'm saying so yeah, pretty much
9:39pmjnrm:
your the one who dosent get it!
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After that...
S:Lets watch a scary movie!!!
Everyone:YEAH!
S:(Flips channels)Here...
95 minutos later
C:My...God.(Pants)
P:(Falls over)
N:HELP ME JESUS!!
S:You guys never seen this one?I've seen it a hundred times!
C:My FLIPPING EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then a sound came
???:(Foot steps)
S:ETHAN!!!SHUT UP!
E:What?
C:That wasn't you?
E:That wasn't me what?
Everyone:HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!
E:WHAT!!!????
S:That sound!
E:I didn't hear anything.
N:Maybe it was just our imagination
Everyone:Yeah...
Then that sound came again,No body did anything.
The sound came again...Louder.
P:NOT OUR IMAGINATION!!!
Screams rose from that room
E:SHUT UP!!!
They we're all frightened.They called the police...the line died after they said ten words.
S:Lets watch a scary movie!!!
Everyone:YEAH!
S:(Flips channels)Here...
95 minutos later
C:My...God.(Pants)
P:(Falls over)
N:HELP ME JESUS!!
S:You guys never seen this one?I've seen it a hundred times!
C:My FLIPPING EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then a sound came
???:(Foot steps)
S:ETHAN!!!SHUT UP!
E:What?
C:That wasn't you?
E:That wasn't me what?
Everyone:HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!
E:WHAT!!!????
S:That sound!
E:I didn't hear anything.
N:Maybe it was just our imagination
Everyone:Yeah...
Then that sound came again,No body did anything.
The sound came again...Louder.
P:NOT OUR IMAGINATION!!!
Screams rose from that room
E:SHUT UP!!!
They we're all frightened.They called the police...the line died after they said ten words.
Holy Pooping Skeletons! Guys, I don't know how I survived, but I did, and now I am here to tell you guys about my encounter with the Slander Mawn.
It all started when me and my friends..Okay I don't have friends..Well me and my..Myself were Trick or Treating in Halloween. "Awesome! I hope I get Candeh!" I said. "Me too!" Said myself. I was dressed as a elefante and myself was dressed as nothing. "Hey myself, I dare I can go into that scary Forest that most likely contains lobisomens and Sparkly vampiros with underage girls!" I said. "Lololo -- you just dared yourself!" said myself. "I accept!" said yourself. Yourself, myself and I entered the Forest and walked and stuff and it was dark and scary.
"Maybe I should head back.." Said myself.
"And lose the dare? NO WAY!" Said yourself.
"Um, guys I think I saw something!" I said.
Then a tall guy came and we died so much than we went to Heaven and came back as Ghosts.
SPREAD THE WURD! :D
It all started when me and my friends..Okay I don't have friends..Well me and my..Myself were Trick or Treating in Halloween. "Awesome! I hope I get Candeh!" I said. "Me too!" Said myself. I was dressed as a elefante and myself was dressed as nothing. "Hey myself, I dare I can go into that scary Forest that most likely contains lobisomens and Sparkly vampiros with underage girls!" I said. "Lololo -- you just dared yourself!" said myself. "I accept!" said yourself. Yourself, myself and I entered the Forest and walked and stuff and it was dark and scary.
"Maybe I should head back.." Said myself.
"And lose the dare? NO WAY!" Said yourself.
"Um, guys I think I saw something!" I said.
Then a tall guy came and we died so much than we went to Heaven and came back as Ghosts.
SPREAD THE WURD! :D
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Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for. Later in the day, they all got together on break and discussed what they had done to the doctor. The first nurse said, "I put cotton in his stethoscope so he couldn't hear. The segundo nurse said, "Well, I did worse than that. I poked holes in all his condoms. The third nurse fainted.***************
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weirdness from inside my mind
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its nice to see the rIsing sun
its nice to stay up Late
i like the sound of a hOover
i dont like the word Vegan
nobody likes my fEet
i like red except when itS blood on My sheet
this world is so rAndom
but i Like it that way
Lemons are sour
your Brain is sO frazzled
nOBody Said it Would be easy
I am noT a Hairy monster
Bann the bomb
I like that saying
i like Goats
Not as much as frogs
sInging is good
i think: Praying is worthless
pandas are cute
Legs are funny
mEn think im weird
So do women.
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its nice to see the rIsing sun
its nice to stay up Late
i like the sound of a hOover
i dont like the word Vegan
nobody likes my fEet
i like red except when itS blood on My sheet
this world is so rAndom
but i Like it that way
Lemons are sour
your Brain is sO frazzled
nOBody Said it Would be easy
I am noT a Hairy monster
Bann the bomb
I like that saying
i like Goats
Not as much as frogs
sInging is good
i think: Praying is worthless
pandas are cute
Legs are funny
mEn think im weird
So do women.
One day, two american tourists were driving through Nova Scotia, argueing about the name of the town. Finally, assuming neither of them were right, they decided to stop and have something to eat for lunch. When they got into the restraunt, the waitress asked them if they were ready to order. Yeah, but first could you pronounce the name of where we are,veeerryyy slllooowwwlllyy? said the wife, smiling. Of course, the waitress said, noticing the two were american.
Tiiiiiimmmmmm Hooooorrrrrttttoooonnnnsss.
Hope that made you laugh.
Here are 2 aleatório facts:
They don't sell Smarties or Shreddies in America.
They dont have Walmart in America.
Tiiiiiimmmmmm Hooooorrrrrttttoooonnnnsss.
Hope that made you laugh.
Here are 2 aleatório facts:
They don't sell Smarties or Shreddies in America.
They dont have Walmart in America.