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1.people excpect you to be good all the time and stay the same

2.Your friends get jelious when you hang with other people.


3.more people then you think hate you and think your stuck up.


4.If your a mean popular person people might ditch you.


5.People talk about you behind your back because your selfish and think your the best thing in the world.


6.The teachers know not to put you with your friends because you talk to much.


7.You hang out with alot of people but mais then 90% of them are just hanging out with you because your popular.


8.If your a popular girl and you have had afew boyfriends some people will start calling you a slut.



9.If your a popular boy and you have had afew gilfriends people will think your a player.



10.if you had a good friend and then you became popular they might stop hanging out with you because they think there not good enough.
FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN DUDE! RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents por Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, por Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting seguinte to you sayin "THAT WAS FREAKIN' AWESOME!!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS:...
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posted by KitkatKaysa
Pisces.
Your element: Water
Your ruling planets: Neptune
Symbol: The Fish
Your stone: Bloodstone
Life Pursuit: To avoid feeling alone and instead feel connected to others and the world at large
Vibration: Erratic Energy levels
Pisces Secret Desire: To live their dreams and turn fantasies into realities

Description:
Mysterious and alluring individuals, most Pisces are extremely talented, but even though they are gifted in many ways, they still manage to spend most of their lives battling "confusing" conditions. Pisces is the sign symbolised por the image of two fish. Their symbol depicts one peixe heading...
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1-play baseball with one cucumber

2-use a cucumber to sing along with your friends

3-put eyes and a nose to it and pretend it is your best friend

4-open a cumcumber store in front of your house and tell them you are raising money to buy comida for homeless dogs

5-go to a spa and take your own cucumber and complain that you want them to use that cucumber cause it means alot for you

6-in valentines dia gift your friends a cucumber and tell them you grew them with love

7-go to a grocery store and grab a cucumber then put it seguinte to your ear and say that he talks to you and says he need a new início and thats why you buy it

8-use the mr.potato pieces to create your own mr.cucumber
ill give u some tips.......:
1- if u r bored in fanpop,and there is no frnd online: go to anyclub u like or amor and start adding some Qs and picks,and then comeback and see ppl that answerd it....it is really fun.
2- if u want to earn mais fans......add aleatório ppl.to ur fanlist then they will add u back the u will earn mais fans.in no time.
3- if u wanna earn medals ...u have to add mais pixxx in ur fav clubs....u can add articals too,and pix ppl will rate then u have mais medals .
4- another way to earn fans....go to the chat room and then meet new ppl know them u will get mais fans.....and frnds too.

when i have mais ideas ill give it......now i dont i hope this artigo will be useful have a gr8 dia everybody and type ur comment plz....thanks alot for listening...^_^ have a gr8 day.
1.imitate sirius black,order a pizza and say: i spent 12 years in azkaban then died 2 years later so this better be the best pizza ever.
2.when angered pick up a pencil and yell "stupefy!" when doesnt work demand to know where your wand is.
3.walk into your classroom, look around say "this isnt hogwarts." yell "so long muggles!" march out and see who follows.
4.at aleatório times yell "i killed sirius black!" reapeatidly.
5. at a bathroom hiss at the sink and say that you are trying to get into the chamber of secrets.
6.name anyone at all after harry potter poeple.
7.post this list ev.er.y. where. [but give me credit]
8. replace the lyrics of all the songs you know with harry potter lyrics.
9.do not give up the thought that you are a muggle born even if you did not get a letter.
10. make everthing harry potter themed

thats it! i hope you liked it!
posted by Cantwait4book5
I am not obsessed with Justin Bieber nor do I hate him. In just neutral about him. But I am soooooooo fed up with all these people bagging him out!

I just read a pergunta on this spot that asked "If you saw Justin Bieber standing on the topo, início of a building getting ready to jump, would you cry or scream JUMP FAG JUMP!". I'm sorry but if I saw someone (regardless of who they are) on topo, início of a building getting ready to jump off, I would do anything to make them stop.

Why do you people have grudges against someone who hasn't ever done something bad to anyone you know or care about. And people say that he sounds like a chick and that he is a fag but honestly, he doesnt. His voice may be higher than other guys but that doesnt make him a fag.

And anyway, whats wrong with it if he is gay? Adam Lambert is gay and he has millions of fans.

I dont like Justin Bieber but I am fed up of people posting s**t about him!!!!!

Anyone agree???
posted by juviechick1339
why boys go out with girls... so true
Created por augustemily1997

Created por augustemily1997 on Tuesday, September 01, 2009
Tagged: yay
REPOST THiS titled "wHy bOyS Go oUt wIt gIrLs...So tRuE
did you know that every night before you go to sleep there is one person of the opposite sex thinking of you. They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you, this is all true and not fake. If you repost this in 5 min the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within one mês and ask you out or grab you and kiss you. but if you break this chain no one will...
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posted by blaise_jez
Q .. Did you here about the blonde who shot an Arqueiro into the air?
A .. She missed.

Q .. What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A .. Pull the pin and throw it back.

Q .. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A .. From crawling across the rua when the sign said "don't walk".

Q .. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A .. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

Q .. Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A .. She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

Q .. How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A .. The cow fell on her.




Q .. What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on?
A .. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
User: I didn't know you could play Twister all por yourself.


Cleverbot: I didn't know you could play the cello online either.


User: Cat got your tongue, because there's an extra one here.


Cleverbot: No the dog actually. But close.


User: I for one feel bad for the chicken.


Cleverbot: You spelled fear wrong...

User: Would a redhead wear a red blouse? That's a rhetorical question.

Cleverbot: Probably, but he or she wouldn't want to admit it.

User: I don't know, I didn't write it down.

Cleverbot: I'm going to copy and paste it so that you can see that you di.

User: Too bad it wasn't a learn how to swim patch....
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posted by ilovepenguins
Things to do in a Public Restroom

1.Comment "Pooh, who did that?"
2.Complement people on their shoes.
3.Introduce yourself to the person in the seguinte stall. Strike up a conversation.
4.Provide 'strenuous' sound-effects.
5.Ask the person in the seguinte stall if there's anything swimming in their bowl.....
6.Discuss the pros and cons of laxatives.
7.Scream " Oh my GOD! What the hell is THAT?"
8.Simulate a drug deal.
9.Pretend to fall in (with appropriate sound effects).
10.Roll Easter Eggs under the doors.
11.Start a sing-a-long.
12.Act schizophrenically.
13.Knock on the doors of occupied stalls and ask if there...
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This is por far the weirdest lists I have ever seen, but funny nonetheless...

QUESTIONS ASKED OF THE SYDNEY OLYMPIC COMMITTEE

Here are some of the classic perguntas being asked of the Sydney Olympic
Committee via their Web site, and some respostas that may be appropriate:

Q: I hear that all Australian women are beautiful. Is that true an if so,
can you send me pictures of the available ones? (Italy)
A: (Sure, there's only 8 million of them)

Q: I want to go swimming at Bondi de praia, praia on October 20th. Will I turn blue?
(Germany)
A: (More likely brown, considering the effluent...)

Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos...
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posted by musicfanaticXD
I was leitura the Wal-Mart artigo and I was reminded of this eamil I got. Post your faves in the comments section!

THINGS 2 DO DURING AN EXAM XDDD

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read perguntas aloud, debate your respostas with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to...
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 Happy Hauntings X)
Happy Hauntings X)
*sings*
( Road)
The lord Millenium is in procurar of you
Looking for the coração now
Have you heard the news
maybe you roubou it from him
i'll see if it is true
( General )
The lord Millenium is in procurar of you
Looking for he coração now
Have you heard the news
I was not the one he sought
maybe it is you
( Lord Millenium )
Who is it that has my heart
i will find you soon
*hums*

link

The song is from D. Grey Man some how none of you know it as the only song i know por coração from the series i thought it'd be wonderful to post the song ( with a link to the song of course ) and bring in a little part of it >;) and the picture.....was a huge aranha i took from Waverly Hills so goodbye.......and Happy hauntings Children!!!
posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: oi everypony. Guess what we're starting this episode off with.
Audience: A party?
Tom: No.
Audience: A crossover parody?
Master Sword: Not yet.
Tom: We're starting off with-
Master Sword: A
Tom: What?

Video: link start it at 0:40

People: BLOWJOB! *Fake coughing* Blowjob!!
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, cheering, and whistling*

Turn off the video

Tom: We're starting off the video with Brony...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: oi everypony. Great to see you again.
Tom: Shut the f**k up.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Tom, what was that for?
Tom: We need to forget about the jokes, and get things moving so the director won't get angry at us.
Master Sword: But we can't forget about jokes! This is a comedy show!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I never said we weren't going to do...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Hello, I am Master Sword.
Tom: And I'm Tom Foolery. *Looking at Master Sword* I was just wondering. Why are you called Master Sword?
Master Sword: Because I'm good with a sword.
Tom: At least you're not good with fishing.
Master Sword: Why is that?
Tom: Because, then you would be called Master Bait.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I don't get it....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is not a double feature. It's better. It's a triple feature of fã fictions written as requests, about the Powerpuff Girls, and The Animaniacs.
 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.


Song: link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

The Powerpuff Girls Meet The Looney Tunes

Requested por Aldrine2016

Narrator: The City of Townsville. Is watching the Powerpuff Girls go on vacation. The three girls fly off at high speed, leaving trails of red, green, and blue, in procurar of a good place to enjoy vacation.

The song fades away

Blossom: Where do we want to...
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No, really, these are real posts.. I'm not making this up...


#1:
Who cares about remembering soldiers, long as it means a dia off school, I'm happy!


#2:
I don't care if it's illegal, if a corpse looks hot, I'm fucking it!


#3:
JUST CAUSE I SUCKED YOUR COCK, DON'T MEAN WE DATING! I SUCKED YOUR COCK, BUT NOT YOUR HEART!!


#4:
I don't care about your shitty opinions! I like having sex with my father, it feels mature! So fuck off haters!


#5;
My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree all you want! Beautiful people don't go with ugly people! My daughter would grow up thinking she should change cause some...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
dia 1

Twilight: *breathes in fresh air* What a beautiful day.
Sean: oi Twilight! I have something that I know you'll like which is fitting for a princess well I gotta go bye! *runs 300 miles an hour*
Twilight: What is this? *looks at package* Hahaha. kiss me I'm british? Well, you know what that means everypony that isn't a mare. Who's going to kiss me? Huh? It could be anypony.. Except for Justin Beiber! AHHHH

90 minutos later

Sean: And so, every hater in the world went straight to hell for not liking My Little pónei, pônei Friendship Is Magic.
Fluttershy & arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Yaay!!
Sean: yay!
Twilight: SEAN!!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Somewhere in Iraq

Johnny: *Walking through town square*
Narrator: The Middle East is filled with lots of beautiful desert, but it can be dangerous if you don't have enough water, or shelter.
ISIS Member: *Walking into a building with AK47's*
Narrator: It is also dangerous if you bump into the wrong people.
Johnny: *Runs into a dance club*
People: *Dancing to the music*
Johnny: Nice short cut. *Walking past the big crowd of people*
Narrator: Another agent was killed, and ISIS got their hands on an important flash drive. I was tasked to retrieve it.
ISIS Members: *Walking together with AK47's*...
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